Big Brother Village signed in for three years and picked up a villain lady

Chapter 9 The soul of the rice cooker

The two returned to the house.

Looking at the "dirty" iron pot in front of him (don't get me wrong, the iron pot is simply black), Shang Lan couldn't help but frowned slightly: "What is this? I want to cook here?"

"Nonsense, you can't even make a fire?" Luo Xiu showed a scrutinizing expression.

Shang Lan hated this kind of contemptuous eyes the most, and without thinking about it, he patted Hongwei's chest, and confidently assured him: "I will!"

Looking at Shang Lan with a confident face, Luo Xiu didn't think about anything else.

Just start a fire.

This little thing shouldn't bother her, right?
Little did he know that it was this thought that caused Luo Xiu to stumble.

"Okay, okay, hurry up, I'm hungry."

After speaking, Luo Xiu went back to bed to catch up on sleep.

The quality of his sleep last night was extremely poor, and he kept having erotic dreams, so he had to catch up on sleep.

As soon as Luo Xiu left, Shang Lan showed a look of embarrassment.

She was at the early stages of the Daoist Realm, let alone starting a fire, even blowing up a building would not be difficult.

But now that my Yuan Realm has been abolished, and the cultivation base of a real person has basically disappeared. I can only use the jade pendant condensed from the remaining fragments of the Yuan Realm to cast some small spells. In this case...

"Oh, it doesn't matter so much! Can this girl be underestimated by such a hypocritical man? ()! Hmph! Start work!"

Time turns.

Half an hour passed.

"Why is it so hot?"

Luo Xiu, who was catching up on sleep, was belatedly aware, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a wave of heat that was visible to the naked eye rushing towards his face!

"Fuck!"

Luo Xiu was taken aback and immediately jumped out of bed.

"Shang Lan! What the hell are you doing?"

Luo Xiu walked out of the back room and looked, and was immediately stunned by the situation on the ground (the place with the pot).

I saw raging flames spewing out from the bottom of the pot!

The scalding heat is almost like a sauna.

It is estimated that finding an egg here can be steamed.

In the water vapor, Shang Lan's figure loomed.

Luo Xiu took a closer look, she was carving a radish wholeheartedly with a kitchen knife in her hand, she didn't notice any abnormality in the surrounding situation at all?
Her knife skills are fancy, but it looks like she really has two brushes.

It can be seen that Shang Lan's previous guarantee was not a lie.

But now Luo Xiu had to interrupt her progress.

"Snapped!"

With a soft sound, Luo Xiu slapped his tun.

"Yo, it feels good."

"Ah! (*/ω＼*)!"

Frightened by this, Shang Lan almost threw away the knife, and her fair little face instantly turned extremely red, and her heart was in a state of confusion: "Deng Tuzi!"

Luo Xiu didn't have any other ideas, he was just taking advantage of it.

Luo Xiu said calmly, "I didn't ask you to cook for alchemy. Do you want to burn my house down?"

"what?"

Hearing this, Shang Lan realized the situation in the house.

Even with the protection of metaworld fragments, such a high temperature still made her sweat profusely.

But if it continues like this, I'm afraid this thatched cottage will really catch fire and burn down.

"I'll stop now."

Shang Lan reached out to caress the jade pendant at his waist without showing any trace.

In an instant, the raging flames in the bottom of the pot came to life.

Gradually, the temperature in the house also dropped to a normal value.

The water vapor in the room finally dissipated.

Luo Xiu waved away the last mist in front of his eyes, and then looked curiously at the stove.

At this moment, several good-looking dishes have been placed on it.

Luo Xiu happened to be holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand, so he picked up a plate and started to taste it.

"Kaba."

One bite down, crisp and delicious.

It's hard to imagine that a water radish can be made in such a way.

"Well, good cooking skills! Keep up the good work!"

Luo Xiu nodded, praised Shang Lan, then picked up two cold dishes and left.

Seeing Luo Xiu who didn't intend to wait for her at all, Shang Lan couldn't help biting her lips angrily. The pain in her buttocks hadn't dissipated yet, but this bastard who didn't know how to pity and cherish jade was eating with such relish.

"Wait! That bastard took my Tianxinguo too! Back to..."

Shang Lan really wanted to yell at Luo Xiu.

This is definitely the greatest humiliation she has ever suffered in her life!
At this moment, Shang Lan even ranked Luo Xiu No.1 in his revenge list!
It's just that Luo Xiu had disappeared at this time, and after thinking about it for a while, she could only let it go.

After all, she is not the mistress of this family.

This is what life under the fence should look like.

Shang Lan had no choice but to speed up his hands, and finished the final part of the last dish in threes and fives.

The last dish is ready!
"Hello! The dishes are ready, why don't you come over to serve them?" Shang Lan greeted.

Luo Xiu's voice came later: "Please think about who is the master of this family? Bring me the food now!"

Shang Lan punched the air angrily, and gritted his teeth: "This bastard!"

But after a few breaths, facing Luo Xiu's second urging, she had no choice but to suppress her anger and took out the dishes one by one.

At this moment, Luo Xiu was eating a cold dish and dried bacon sticks.

Seeing Shang Lan, Luo Xiu's attitude was not very good: "Why is it so slow? I'm still in a hurry, really, a good breakfast has turned into lunch..."

At this moment, Shang Lan's anger reached its peak, and a sense of sadness lingered in his heart, his chest heaved violently, and there were even tears in his eyes.

"This girl wants to kill..."

"Sit down and eat together, I will send you out of the village later."

Shang Lan's attitude changed quickly: "(ω｀) Oh."

Cooking seems to be the most important thing compared to getting angry.

At this time, Luo Xiu rarely stood up and fetched a pair of chopsticks for Shang Lan.

The two didn't talk much, and one of them just had dinner.

Since the dishes were really good, Luo Xiu and Shang Lan ate very quickly.

When eating to their heart's content, Luo Xiu and Shang Lan even let out a little shameful groan.

But neither of them paid much attention.

The meal was quickly over as well.

Both Luo Xiu and Shang Lan panicked, and they both leaned on their chairs for a moment, motionless.

By accident, Shang Lan suddenly asked Luo Xiu: "How is this girl's craftsmanship?"

Luo Xiu gave a thumbs up: "One word - Absolutely!"

Shang Lan: "Is this two words?"

Luo Xiu raised his brows: "I said a word is a word."

Shang Lan: "..."

After that, the two didn't say anything more.

After resting for a quarter of an hour, Luo Xiu and Shang Lan almost recovered.

"This meal can be said to be perfect, I am very satisfied, you can go now." Luo Xiu got up and chased people away.

"('-'*) go? Is this going?"

Shang Lan couldn't help hesitating now, because she felt that her foundation was recovering rapidly.

Although the abolished realm cannot come back, but the reshaping of the foundation means that she has the opportunity to rebuild.

And that's just because of one meal.

If she eats it a few more times, her foundation can definitely be completely restored, and it is not difficult to even go further until she gains the strength to return to her ancestral domain.

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(End of this chapter)