Escort

Chapter 1 Ask the village chief about undecided foreign affairs

For the whole morning, Zhang Xiaoxi squatted on the street in a very gloomy mood, looking at the men and women in ancient costumes coming and going on the street, Zhang Xiaoxi just felt that she couldn't complain.

Then I observed for a while, and found that except for two little furry children who were chasing and playing in front of me twice, everyone really didn’t wear heavy clothes, so the last hope in my heart to go to the set was also shattered, Zhang Xiao Xi suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was getting bigger.

As a senior nerd, he is very conscious of accepting reality. In fact, from the moment he made the choice to save others in the morning, he knew that his lovely little life would probably have to be confessed.It’s just that Zhang Xiaoxi, an otaku who was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, an iron-blooded man who bravely rushed to the first tower of the imperial guards and gave his blood, and an excellent single young man who said "you are a good person" to countless girls, really Unable to watch a young life pass away before his eyes, besides a loli fell into the water, so Zhang Xiaoxi, who didn't take off her pants (hey, why is there something strange), jumped into the water On the shore, the limited edition Misaka Mikoto figure he just bought from the Anime Festival was lying quietly on the grass, but Zhang Xiaoxi could no longer help her change clothes.

"Ahh! My Meiqin sauce is cheaper than which bastard!" A last thought flashed through Zhang Xiaoxi's mind.

When he opened his eyes again, he had already arrived at the place where the killing was very big. According to Zhang Xiaoxi, he originally planned to investigate for a while (you are just an otaku and don’t want to move, dear), but the weather is really too cold. , Zhang Xiaoxi's novice clothing long shirt was too refreshing, and in the end, the flesh overcame the will, and Zhang Xiaoxi, who was dazed by the cold, stood up unsteadily.

"Brother, do you know which dynasty it is now?"

"I don't know, you can ask the village chief." The vegetable seller smiled and took the burden away, leaving Zhang Xiaoxi stunned. I'll fuck it and ask the village chief, who knows where your village is? .

"Ma'am, do you know which dynasty it is now?"

"Hey, scholars are amazing." The nose-piercing lady's face was gloomy, "Is the exam question out in the street? Do you look down on us or something, everyone come and see, scholars despise people..."

Zhang Xiaoxi, who fled in despair, grabbed an uncle, "This elder, can you tell me which dynasty and generation it is now?"

"Go, go, I'm upset." Client A patted his hand away (you're still going to a brothel when you're too old!).

"This handsome kid, come here, my brother will test you with a few questions."

"Is there any candy?"

Zhang Xiaoxi touched her empty pocket, and forced herself to laugh, "Little brother, you answer first, and brother will buy it for you after answering." (There is no limit to lying to children.)
"Cut... Who are you kidding, poor ghost." Xiaozheng was too smart to see through someone's tricks at a glance, and after despising him, he went to play with the little loli beside him.

Zhang Xiaoxi stood there stunned, what kind of dynasty and generation had such a wonderful crowd, the ominous premonition in her heart was getting stronger and stronger.

"Hey, are you okay?" A voice behind him said.

Zhang Xiaoxi turned around, and saw a woman in white wearing a hairpin in front of the tofu stand frowning at him, her expression was cold and concerned.

Zhang Xiaoxi raised her eyes, almost thinking that she saw a fairy descending to earth. Even compared with the stars she had seen on Internet TV, the woman in white in front of her was extremely beautiful, but her beauty was not the beauty of Xiaojiabiyu, but the beauty of her body. The heroic beauty exudes from top to bottom, uh, it would be more perfect if she is not holding a kitchen knife but a long sword in her hand.

After the woman in white handed the cut tofu to the aunt beside her, she asked indifferently, "Is little brother Zhang recovered from his illness? Just run around outside."

Only now did Zhang Xiaoxi realize that the woman in white's cold face just now was not because she had a problem with her, but because she was born with a cold iceberg beauty.

Tsk tsk, there is also this type of tofu Xishi.Zhang Xiaoxi sighed in her heart.

Seeing him bowing his head and not speaking, the white-clothed woman saw a trace of pity in her eyes, but she still had no expression on her face, and said coldly, "Little brother Zhang, I would like to express my condolences. Your father and the spirit in the hall certainly don't want to see you like this."

"Hmm." Zhang Xiaoxi nodded subconsciously, eh?Wait, what is the spirit in heaven of your father's lingtang, and it seems that the tofu sister in front of me actually knows me!Oh, no, it's my ex-brother.

Could it be that I'm the one in the Jianghu rumors? !Zhang Xiaoxi has felt that his body is a little strange since before, and it seems that he has not yet fully developed, but he is not much better with his thin body of an otaku in the past, and at that time all his mind was thinking hard about me. Where did it come from? This is the ultimate question in the history of human thought. When I came back to my senses, I found that the body was no longer the original body.

Well, twist it, touch it, Zhang Xiaoxi is trying to feel it, this body looks about [-] or [-] years old, and probably doesn't exercise much, Zhang Xiaoxi didn't feel much vitality unique to young people, and then Combined with the book long shirt on his body, the answer is ready to come out. This kid was probably a squatting at home before.

The beauty in white saw that Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly started touching herself in front of her without any warning, and her expressionless face changed color, and she said angrily, "Brother Zhang, please respect yourself."

Zhang Xiaoxi withdrew her right hand that was about to touch her butt in embarrassment, her face was burning hot, she quickly covered it up, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my hand was cramped just now."

The woman in white was about to get angry, but seeing Zhang Xiaoxi's embarrassing expression, she couldn't help feeling soft again, and asked with a sigh, "What are your plans in the future? Are you going to find a job, or continue studying and wait for the provincial exam? "

"I don't know either." Zhang Xiaoxi scratched her head, waiting for the provincial exam?Just kidding, is it too rare to have such a miraculous experience like the college entrance examination once? Although you can justifiably stay at home for a while, but after that, I heard the beauty say that my parents in this world have died. With clothes and empty pockets, one knows that there must not be much inheritance left. Although it is good to live in a house, it is not enough to sit and eat.

The woman in white raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, "But the handsome man just takes care of his parents, doesn't he even think about his own future?"

Zhang Xiaoxi felt all sorts of grievances in her heart, she almost didn't call out to this beauty that I only came here in the morning, but in the end she could only smile and was speechless.

The woman in white couldn't say anything serious when she saw that his clothes were thin and downcast, she turned around and filled a bowl full of bean curd and handed it to Zhang Xiaoxi, "Here, this is all I have here, you drink a bowl first Stomach."

Zhang Xiaoxi had been starving and dizzy for a whole morning, but she didn't take the bean curd handed over by the beautiful woman in white, and said with a blushing face, "How much...how much."

"Sanwen." The woman in white said lightly.

"I... I may not have any money with me." Zhang Xiaoxi whispered while staring at her cloth shoes.

However, the ridicule and contempt that he thought he would come back did not appear, and what was exchanged was the still calm tone of the beauty in white, "Then...you can pay when you have money."

(End of this chapter)