Escort
Chapter 44 No, I'll Have Lunch Later
Chapter 44 No, I'll Have Lunch Later
"Nani?! Brother, why did you sneak out again? You have been kidnapped too frequently recently." Zhang Xiaoxi opened the door and let Fatty Qi, who was rubbing his hands in the cold outside, come in.
"I'm not doing this for you, dear brother." The fat man looked heartbroken.
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoxi didn't know what kind of medicine was being sold in Mr. Qi's gourd.
"Do you still remember the incident where Zhan Yuxiong rubbed against you without saying anything last night?"
"Nonsense, it's not that I have Alzheimer's, how can I forget what happened last night." Zhang Xiaoxi rolled his eyes, he also felt strange, originally he didn't want to have a bad relationship with the Tianxing Gang, one of the leaders of Qingyang , I don’t remember offending Zhan Daxia before, but the other party was like a mad dog, and he wanted to kill him as soon as he came up. If it wasn’t for Tieguai Li who happened to arrive at him, he would probably be gameover, so there was no way out. The otaku was also completely pissed off, so he simply made the scene bigger, and made a bet to kill Zhan Yuxiong in one go, and make a fortune by the way, but he still hasn't figured out the cause and effect of this matter until now. To sum up, there are only four Words—inexplicable, is it because my brother and I are so handsome, and God is jealous of my beauty?The otaku rubbed his chin and said YY in his heart.
"I think I probably know the reason for this." The fat man cleared his throat, and ruthlessly interrupted Zhang Xiaoxi's obscenity.
"Huh? Let's hear it. I'm also curious. Did I sleep with his wife before?"
"Ah? Have you slept with his wife?" The fat man was shocked.
"Uh, of course not...is this a metaphor, dear." Zhang Xiaoxi patted her head, mourning the fat man's sense of humor when he died young.
"Haha...ha" Fatty Qi laughed dryly.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Xiaoxi stared at him dumbfounded.
"Wan'er said remember to laugh when others tell jokes." The fat man said honestly.
"Really... that's enough, you should hurry up and tell me why that birdman Zhan Yuxiong hates me." Zhang Xiaoxi was almost made nervous by Qi Daguan.
"Oh, do you still remember the hooligans you took care of at the West Street Market a month ago?" The fat man looked at Zhang Xiaoxi with strange eyes.
Although I really don't want to admit that the future hero was beaten into a pig's head by a few miscellaneous fish, but after all, it was his maiden battle in the arena. Who said that denying history is betraying all mankind, let alone the last pot The mutton soup was also very bright, so Escort Zhang simply nodded.
"Ah!" Fatty slapped his thigh, "That's why you two became enemies."
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoxi couldn't tear Sister Qi away, and asked cautiously, "Could it be that Zhan Daxia doesn't like the fact that someone learns from others and fights against evil forces?"
"Isn't that so, think about the look of the guy who was poured with mutton soup by you." Fatty Qi was tempting from the side.
"No, I'll have lunch later." Zhang Xiaoxi refused him without even thinking about it.
"Uh, I'm talking about his appearance before he was disfigured by you." The fat man was about to suffer a nervous breakdown from the chief escort.
"Wait, let me think about it..." Zhang Xiaoxi racked her brains and rubbed her temples, thinking desperately for a long time, and finally gave up decisively. How can I remember the passer-by who will receive the boxed lunch at the end."
"The guy who was disfigured by you is said to be the illegitimate son of Zhan Yuxiong Zhan Daxia." Fatty Qi had been played to his death by the otaku, and announced the final answer expressionlessly.
"Oh, this is really... This is really, can I say that he is worthy of a family background?" The otaku finally figured out the reason why Zhan Daxia had a convulsion last night. No wonder that guy, a local ruffian, has a good kung fu. It seems that Zhan Yuxiong has given him a lot of advice.
"Zhan Yuxiong's original partner died early, leaving only a daughter and a baby boy who had just reached the full moon, and it is said that Zhan Yuxiong himself is not very interested in female sex, and has never planned to continue, but it is a pity that That baby boy was weak and sickly since he was a child, and died before he was six years old, so..."
"So that little hooligan who I messed with is the only incense in the old Zhan family." The otaku patted the fat man on the shoulder and helped him complete the rest of the sentence, "By the way, how did you know that?" The news?"
"Uh... well, you know, I have a few little brothers who happen to be on the road. I heard that a big brother was attacked by extremely cruel means and was disfigured. That big brother kept yelling that I would give him Revenge, so they became curious, and asked the boss' subordinates, who is their eldest brother's father, and the group of subordinates yelled that it was the left guardian of the Tianxing Gang, the seven-star swordsman Zhan Daxia, and my little brothers only regarded them It was a joke, and it was revealed with a laugh, and now it seems that it is probably true."
"Your so-called brothers on the road are not the exclusive kidnapping group under you?" Zhang Xiaoxi asked casually.
"Hehe, hehe..." Fatty laughed dryly while wiping his cold sweat.
Zhang Xiaoxi, the fatty Qi who sent off the report, finally solved the mystery of his enmity with Hero Zhan. To be honest, he felt a little sad for Lao Zhan. Whether Zhan Yuxiong himself was a hypocrite or not, at least this person The reputation in Qingyang Wulin is quite resounding, and it can be seen that his hands are clean on the bright side, but he did not expect to give birth to such a smoky and unworthy son who bullies men and women all day long. In Yurou Township, once this matter is exposed, Zhang Da It is estimated that Xia's reputation in the world will also plummet.
Thinking of this, Escort Zhang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, giving birth to a son is also a technical job, countless official parents and star mothers don't want their children to be successful, but at least they can't be too cheating, he sighs and writes hard, which will unfold the hero's family tragedy To write a piece of documentary literature, with a swipe of a pen, I named it "Too Poor Dad" and took it to the printing shop across the street to print a thousand copies in one go.
To sympathize with the enemy is to be cruel to oneself!Although Zhang Xiaoxi also sympathizes with Zhan Daxia when he meets his children, he obviously has no intention of letting him go, but in order to save time, he did not go to hand out the leaflets himself this time, and spent some money to hire a few idlers By the way, I sponsored them a bucket of paste, and went back to the house to retreat and eat bugs.
The poor and simple Qingyang County has once again suffered from the poison of small advertisements.
Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for Chief Escort Zhang and Daxia Zhan to have a fight, oh no, it was time for a martial arts competition.
Early in the morning, the major casinos have opened their handicap. The minimum bet amount is one tael of silver.
At the beginning of the market, Escort Zhang paid 1 for 3, while Escort Zhan paid 1 for 1. Then at Chenshi, there was a gossip that Escort Zhang lost his waist because of his careless practice, so the market for Escort Zhang It fell sharply and became 3 to 1. After another hour, the gossip said that not only did Zhang Dabao not heal his old waist, but also broke his calf while practicing light kung fu, so the odds were decisively 5 to 1, and when the time came At noon, new news came out. According to an insider, late last night, he saw Chief Escort Zhang come out of the Escort Bureau with a small bag of luggage over the wall. So the martial arts was in an uproar, and the odds of the otaku sang all the way to 6 to 1.
At this moment, a man in black wearing a bamboo hat to hide his face walked into the casino.
(End of this chapter)
"Nani?! Brother, why did you sneak out again? You have been kidnapped too frequently recently." Zhang Xiaoxi opened the door and let Fatty Qi, who was rubbing his hands in the cold outside, come in.
"I'm not doing this for you, dear brother." The fat man looked heartbroken.
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoxi didn't know what kind of medicine was being sold in Mr. Qi's gourd.
"Do you still remember the incident where Zhan Yuxiong rubbed against you without saying anything last night?"
"Nonsense, it's not that I have Alzheimer's, how can I forget what happened last night." Zhang Xiaoxi rolled his eyes, he also felt strange, originally he didn't want to have a bad relationship with the Tianxing Gang, one of the leaders of Qingyang , I don’t remember offending Zhan Daxia before, but the other party was like a mad dog, and he wanted to kill him as soon as he came up. If it wasn’t for Tieguai Li who happened to arrive at him, he would probably be gameover, so there was no way out. The otaku was also completely pissed off, so he simply made the scene bigger, and made a bet to kill Zhan Yuxiong in one go, and make a fortune by the way, but he still hasn't figured out the cause and effect of this matter until now. To sum up, there are only four Words—inexplicable, is it because my brother and I are so handsome, and God is jealous of my beauty?The otaku rubbed his chin and said YY in his heart.
"I think I probably know the reason for this." The fat man cleared his throat, and ruthlessly interrupted Zhang Xiaoxi's obscenity.
"Huh? Let's hear it. I'm also curious. Did I sleep with his wife before?"
"Ah? Have you slept with his wife?" The fat man was shocked.
"Uh, of course not...is this a metaphor, dear." Zhang Xiaoxi patted her head, mourning the fat man's sense of humor when he died young.
"Haha...ha" Fatty Qi laughed dryly.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Xiaoxi stared at him dumbfounded.
"Wan'er said remember to laugh when others tell jokes." The fat man said honestly.
"Really... that's enough, you should hurry up and tell me why that birdman Zhan Yuxiong hates me." Zhang Xiaoxi was almost made nervous by Qi Daguan.
"Oh, do you still remember the hooligans you took care of at the West Street Market a month ago?" The fat man looked at Zhang Xiaoxi with strange eyes.
Although I really don't want to admit that the future hero was beaten into a pig's head by a few miscellaneous fish, but after all, it was his maiden battle in the arena. Who said that denying history is betraying all mankind, let alone the last pot The mutton soup was also very bright, so Escort Zhang simply nodded.
"Ah!" Fatty slapped his thigh, "That's why you two became enemies."
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoxi couldn't tear Sister Qi away, and asked cautiously, "Could it be that Zhan Daxia doesn't like the fact that someone learns from others and fights against evil forces?"
"Isn't that so, think about the look of the guy who was poured with mutton soup by you." Fatty Qi was tempting from the side.
"No, I'll have lunch later." Zhang Xiaoxi refused him without even thinking about it.
"Uh, I'm talking about his appearance before he was disfigured by you." The fat man was about to suffer a nervous breakdown from the chief escort.
"Wait, let me think about it..." Zhang Xiaoxi racked her brains and rubbed her temples, thinking desperately for a long time, and finally gave up decisively. How can I remember the passer-by who will receive the boxed lunch at the end."
"The guy who was disfigured by you is said to be the illegitimate son of Zhan Yuxiong Zhan Daxia." Fatty Qi had been played to his death by the otaku, and announced the final answer expressionlessly.
"Oh, this is really... This is really, can I say that he is worthy of a family background?" The otaku finally figured out the reason why Zhan Daxia had a convulsion last night. No wonder that guy, a local ruffian, has a good kung fu. It seems that Zhan Yuxiong has given him a lot of advice.
"Zhan Yuxiong's original partner died early, leaving only a daughter and a baby boy who had just reached the full moon, and it is said that Zhan Yuxiong himself is not very interested in female sex, and has never planned to continue, but it is a pity that That baby boy was weak and sickly since he was a child, and died before he was six years old, so..."
"So that little hooligan who I messed with is the only incense in the old Zhan family." The otaku patted the fat man on the shoulder and helped him complete the rest of the sentence, "By the way, how did you know that?" The news?"
"Uh... well, you know, I have a few little brothers who happen to be on the road. I heard that a big brother was attacked by extremely cruel means and was disfigured. That big brother kept yelling that I would give him Revenge, so they became curious, and asked the boss' subordinates, who is their eldest brother's father, and the group of subordinates yelled that it was the left guardian of the Tianxing Gang, the seven-star swordsman Zhan Daxia, and my little brothers only regarded them It was a joke, and it was revealed with a laugh, and now it seems that it is probably true."
"Your so-called brothers on the road are not the exclusive kidnapping group under you?" Zhang Xiaoxi asked casually.
"Hehe, hehe..." Fatty laughed dryly while wiping his cold sweat.
Zhang Xiaoxi, the fatty Qi who sent off the report, finally solved the mystery of his enmity with Hero Zhan. To be honest, he felt a little sad for Lao Zhan. Whether Zhan Yuxiong himself was a hypocrite or not, at least this person The reputation in Qingyang Wulin is quite resounding, and it can be seen that his hands are clean on the bright side, but he did not expect to give birth to such a smoky and unworthy son who bullies men and women all day long. In Yurou Township, once this matter is exposed, Zhang Da It is estimated that Xia's reputation in the world will also plummet.
Thinking of this, Escort Zhang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, giving birth to a son is also a technical job, countless official parents and star mothers don't want their children to be successful, but at least they can't be too cheating, he sighs and writes hard, which will unfold the hero's family tragedy To write a piece of documentary literature, with a swipe of a pen, I named it "Too Poor Dad" and took it to the printing shop across the street to print a thousand copies in one go.
To sympathize with the enemy is to be cruel to oneself!Although Zhang Xiaoxi also sympathizes with Zhan Daxia when he meets his children, he obviously has no intention of letting him go, but in order to save time, he did not go to hand out the leaflets himself this time, and spent some money to hire a few idlers By the way, I sponsored them a bucket of paste, and went back to the house to retreat and eat bugs.
The poor and simple Qingyang County has once again suffered from the poison of small advertisements.
Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for Chief Escort Zhang and Daxia Zhan to have a fight, oh no, it was time for a martial arts competition.
Early in the morning, the major casinos have opened their handicap. The minimum bet amount is one tael of silver.
At the beginning of the market, Escort Zhang paid 1 for 3, while Escort Zhan paid 1 for 1. Then at Chenshi, there was a gossip that Escort Zhang lost his waist because of his careless practice, so the market for Escort Zhang It fell sharply and became 3 to 1. After another hour, the gossip said that not only did Zhang Dabao not heal his old waist, but also broke his calf while practicing light kung fu, so the odds were decisively 5 to 1, and when the time came At noon, new news came out. According to an insider, late last night, he saw Chief Escort Zhang come out of the Escort Bureau with a small bag of luggage over the wall. So the martial arts was in an uproar, and the odds of the otaku sang all the way to 6 to 1.
At this moment, a man in black wearing a bamboo hat to hide his face walked into the casino.
(End of this chapter)
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