Escort

Chapter 48 Oh, are you an idiot?

Chapter 48 Oh, are you an idiot?

Escort Zhang is now completely out of the ranks of miscellaneous fish in Qingyang County, especially after the martial arts competition, there are urban legends about nerds hanging and fighting to protect the law everywhere in the martial arts, although most people can't see that Escort Zhang How powerful is his martial arts, but this does not prevent a group of brain-dead fans from fanatically pursuing otaku. The otaku even chanted the domineering slogan that Liangzhou is invincible and number one in the capital, which made Zhang Biaotou feel ashamed.

Therefore, when Zhang Biaotou took to the street in a fashionable outfit, it immediately caused a commotion.Numerous onlookers and evening fans gathered from all directions and poured into the streets, and the atmosphere was immediately stirred up, making it like a carnival.

It's definitely not going to work like this. Those who didn't know thought they were going to take a hundred thousand younger brothers to kick the gym.

So the otaku sincerely asked everyone to go back to each house and find their own mothers, leaving a little privacy for the public.

Everyone nodded to express their understanding, Zhang Da's needs are our pursuit, so they took ten steps back and continued to watch.

Escort Zhang gave up his plan to disperse the crowd, and let him watch curiously behind him, pointing and pointing.

Someone asked: What is the meaning of Zhang Biaotou's attire?

The brick master replied: It may be practicing some kind of magical skill. I wonder if you have noticed the placement of the firewood on his back. At first glance, it looks chaotic, but when you look closely, it implies the truth of heaven and earth, which obviously has profound meaning.

The questioner was really convinced, and praised "Brick's cleverness is beyond the reach of foolish people like us." Then he asked, "Where is Zhang Biaotou going?"

Zhuanjia replied, "Go, don't disturb my comprehension of divine skills."

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With his bare upper body, the shameless otaku came to the gate of Qingyang Martial Arts Hall, and the Martial Arts Hall, which had received the news early, closed the door tightly without any surprise.

Escort Zhang fell to his knees outside the gate with a thud, and with [-]% luck, he shouted with internal strength, "Master, I was wrong... I was wrong... I was wrong." Heartbroken, the listener is moved.

In order to highlight his good attitude of admitting his mistakes, Escort Zhang gritted his teeth in the howling wind and made up his mind that if the master did not come out, he would not be able to kneel down.

Just after the New Year's Eve, the weather was freezing, passers-by were wrapping themselves in fur coats, but the otaku was bare-chested, and went into battle in a vacuum, which showed his sincerity. After a while, his whole body was black and blue from the cold, his teeth chattered, and all the onlookers were moved. Tears welled up in his eyes, but there was still no sign of the door of the Escort being opened.

Did Master not forgive me deep in his heart?Is all this just my own hallucination?In the snowstorm, Zhang Xiaoxi, who was frozen and unconscious, couldn't help asking herself, no!It must not be like this. This is just the test of my master. In ancient times, Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times, Liu Guan and Zhang visited the thatched cottage three times, and Uncle Sun suffered repeated defeats. All the hardships and hardships are just the eve of the coming of hope. , As long as you firmly believe, dreams will come true!As the saying goes, looking for hope from despair, life will eventually be brilliant!

Thinking of this, Zhang Biaotou felt that he was alive again, and the blood tank that had bottomed out slowly rose a little bit, and hope was ignited again in his heart, don't let anyone stop me, I... I can kneel again 500 years!
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Another half an hour passed, and the otaku clearly couldn't feel the existence of his limbs, even his blood was almost frozen into icy slag, but the gate of the martial arts hall was still motionless.Master, are you really so determined?But it's just going to a brothel to hang out, and it has nothing to do with that damn peony fairy. Do I have to use my life to prove my loyalty?Forget it, I will kneel and die here today, I hope you can shed a tear when you go out to buy vegetables and see my dead body, and I will die without regret.

Just as the otaku was determined to die, his already completely icy body was patted lightly by a small hand.

Escort Zhang turned his head back with difficulty, and with the last remaining willpower, he recognized that the one who had patted him was the brother Zhengtai who was ordered to stop him at the door that day.

"Junior brother, what are you doing? Don't you feel cold wearing only firewood?"

"Master...Senior Brother, don't...don't...don't...don't care about me, I...I'm...waiting for Master...Master Yuan...forgive me."

"Oh." Zhengtai sniffed, "But Master went out to sell tofu an hour ago."

"@&%*#%!"

After another half an hour, Escort Zhang, who looked tired and sniffed his nose, knelt down in front of the bean curd stall of the beautiful master again.

"Master, I was wrong."

"Huh? The little girl doesn't know what's wrong with Chief Security Officer Zhang?"

"I... I don't love myself, I go in and out of the place of fireworks and dust"

"Little girl, He De and He Neng, how dare you intervene in the private affairs of Chief Security Officer Zhang."

"I...I also lied to Master."

"Well, it's not the first time you've done this anyway."

"Master, hit me."

"Go, don't get in the way of my business."

"Oh." The otaku moved his butt and asked the old man behind him to choose tofu, "Master, I already know my mistake, so you can give me another chance."

The beautiful master kept a cold face, ignored him, and said softly to the old man, "You choose slowly."

"Hey, okay." The old man got excited, and his small eyes were still demonstratively aimed at the otaku kneeling on the ground, asking here and there deliberately, and arguing with the beautiful master.

Damn!Uncle can bear it, sister-in-law can't bear it, the otaku was furious on the spot, didn't you see that I was kneeling and licking my master? I'm fighting, and I don't even ask anyone in Qingyang Wulin who doesn't know the great reputation of our young master Zhang. He took out a big silver ingot from his bosom and slapped it on the table, "I don't like this kind of picky and picky cheapskate the most, tofu I have it all covered!"

The old man was dumbfounded, and wanted to refute a few words but didn't know how to say it. He was shocked by the local aura exuding from the otaku's body, and finally ran away with his tail between his tail and his red face.

snort!The otaku got rid of his clothes, hid his achievements and fame, and knelt down in front of his master again.

"Zhang Xiaoxi!" The beautiful master stomped her feet angrily.

"Master, your apprentice, I have money now, and you will never have to sell tofu again from now on."

"roll!"

"Oh." The otaku group rolled around in a circle under the dumbfounded eyes of everyone, and then returned to Wang Shengnan's feet.

Wang Shengnan: "..."

"Master, what is it that you are willing to forgive your apprentice!"

"Does Escort Zhang look down on the little girl selling tofu? Now that you are famous, do you feel ashamed that your master sells tofu?"

"How is this possible? Master is so virtuous and kind. He has always been the greatest person in my heart for those children in the martial arts hall. I have always been proud of having such a master. Because of this, I am also a member of the martial arts hall." I want to do my part for the martial arts school."

"You really think so?"

"Well... besides, I don't want others to eat Master's tofu." The otaku said honestly.

"What nonsense are you talking about." A blush flashed across the beautiful master's face, "I use my own hands to make money, and I don't need others' pity."

Hey, I didn't expect you, master, to have hidden arrogant attributes. The otaku said that he was completely amazed, "If that's the case, then just treat me as an ordinary customer, master."

"Hmph, who would buy a big pot full of tofu?"

"Who said there is none." The otaku grabbed a large lump of tofu in front of him calmly, raised his melancholy face at 45 degrees, and opened his mouth wide to the sky. Seeing Zhang Xiaoxi slashing left and right, she swallowed dozens of pieces of tofu in just a quarter of an hour, under the horrified eyes of everyone, was stretched until foaming at the mouth, her eyes turned white, her stomach seemed to burst open.

Looking at the last piece of tofu left on the chopping board, the otaku only felt that it was so far away, like the dividing line between life and death, heaven and hell.Damn it!Never give up, this is a promise that belongs to a man!Silently mobilizing his internal energy to protect his internal organs, Escort Zhang used his last strength to crawl towards the white object. As long as... as long as he eats this last piece, Master will forgive me... The vaguely remnant consciousness of the otaku Only this idea is so firm!

"Enough." Wang Shengnan, who had finally come to his senses, stopped Zhang Da, who was still relying on instinct to squirm towards the tofu, "Oh, are you an idiot?"

"Master...Master, forgive me." The otaku finally exhausted his last ounce of strength and fell into Wang Shengnan's arms. At the same time, he accidentally buried his face in the chest of the beautiful master in order to fulfill his vow to eat tofu. It's a pity Before he had time to feel the silky softness, his eyes went dark and he passed out.

(End of this chapter)

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