Escort

Chapter 53 The Peony Fairy Likes the Sunny Place

Seeing that the only normal person in the vast crowd is the old lady with a golden voice squatting at the entrance of the alley, the otaku hurried up to humbly ask for advice. What kind of tricks are the severely mentally ill people from the Peony Support Group doing?
"Oh, you talk about them." Apparently this is not the first time the aunt has seen such a scene, and she is not as fussy as Zhang Da, she looks calm, and said while knitting a sweater, "All this is because of a legend..."

"Huh? Please tell me, Madam..." Escort Zhang cupped his fists.

The aunt raised her head and glanced at him, without saying a word, she continued knitting calmly there.

"Huh?" Did the aunt start to lose her hearing when she got old?Zhang Escort had no choice but to cup his fists again, and said loudly, "Please let the beauties tell you... the [-] good men in my Escort will be very grateful."

The aunt didn't even bother to lift her head this time, so she yawned and lazily tidied up the wool.

Nani?Could it be that my trigger method is wrong?Or did the programmer forget to write the following lines for you? Can the GM report it? It's a bug!
Chief Escort Zhang then tried various methods such as kneeling down and begging, coercion, subduing temptation, etc., but the aunt was extremely calm and ignored them all.In the end, the disheartened and dry-mouthed otaku finally raised his hands in surrender, gave up his plan to extract information from the aunt, took out ten copper coins from his pocket, and bought a pack of golden voices, intending to watch Kai and the show in silence model.

After receiving the copper plate, the aunt actually said magically, "Oh, boy, do you see the second-to-last window from the right on the second floor of Baihua Building on the left?"

"Uh... do you mean the second room from the left?" Zhang Biao wiped his cold sweat.

"No, I told you it's the second-to-last room from the right." The aunt said firmly.

"I'm sorry, isn't that the second room from the left?!" Chief Zhang said frantically.

"You child! Do you still want to listen to it?" The aunt complained, her face very unhappy.

"Okay, okay, the second-to-last room on the right, you old man, please continue." In order to seek the truth, Zhang Biaotou resolutely stopped entangled with the aunt about the details.

"Hmph." Then the aunt continued, "As confirmed by a person who works in Baihualou who cannot disclose his name, the one who owns that window is the room of Baihualou's most popular brand, Peony Fairy! Boy, do you know Does that mean anything?"

"Ah... Let me think about it, does this mean that Peony Fairy likes places where the sun rises?"

"..." The aunt stared at the otaku for a long time before she sighed, and said with hatred, "This means that as long as you stand here and shout, you can be heard by the peony fairy, good luck." Go to Peony Fairy and open the window to bask in the sun, and you can even get a glimpse of the fairy face. You have to know that many people spend hundreds of taels of silver in Baihualou, and they may not be able to meet the fairy. Here, dreams will come true one day. In addition, there are rumors in the world that the Peony Fairy is good at everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she especially loves poetry. Look at these people, they come here every day to compete in poetry, isn't it just to be able to one day It is not impossible to impress the fairy's heart, and thus become the fairy's guest of honor, and even embrace the beauty back home."

"Hey, Madam, you seem to be quite moved by what you said. No wonder Mr. Zhou, a peony fan, rushed over to join in the fun, but to be honest, you have stayed here for so long, and you have seen someone who has successfully climbed the building. ?"

"Well, uh, this..." The aunt looked away and looked away, and she still didn't forget to encourage her, "There must be difficulties, but you think that the greater the difficulty, the greater the harvest, right?"

I rely on!It's impossible not to doubt your guilty conscience!Think about it carefully, this so-called gossip is full of legends, gossips, people whose names are not convenient to disclose, and many other vague words. In the "as long as 998, the laptop will report home", the familiar cheating feeling, and then think about it carefully, who can benefit from this cheating and false information after it is spread, the answer is almost obvious, except here The aunt who provided golden throat lozenges for the contestants from all walks of life in the Poetry Contest, and who the hell would have the time to deceive these ignorant teenagers.

But auntie, your bottomless business behavior is beyond the description of madness. In order to earn a bag of money, you will not hesitate to fabricate an illusory rumor and let others put your entire youth and life into it. The cruelty index is almost equal to that of Director Yang, who treats Internet addiction with electric shocks!

But Escort Zhang thought about it again. The only ones who could be deceived by such low-quality rumors are probably young people like Mr. Zhou who are born with brain development defects and mentally handicapped. Such people will only go out if they have extra energy. Instead of harming society and affecting harmony, it is better to let them entertain and fend for themselves here.Thinking about it this way, the aunt is not only not wrong, but she can be called the unsung hero of Qingyang County!
When the otaku was wondering whether the aunt's move was to deceive consumers or to eliminate harm for the people, Mr. Zhou ran over in a hurry, shouting, "Dahei, Dahei, this time, my son's life and death are at stake. rely on you."

"Fuck, how many times have I told you, don't call me Dahei." Now Escort Zhang has a headache three seconds after seeing this guy, a stomachache in five seconds, a pain all over his body after ten seconds, and almost pain in half a minute. Same as childbirth.

"Okay, Dahei, as long as you help me this time, you can let me call you a father." After listening to the poems of the few people just now, Mr. Zhou seemed to feel an inexplicable sense of crisis, and he could no longer maintain the usual Long Ao The invincible image of the sky, the burning butt came to the audience outside the stadium for help.

"Wait, you don't want me to help you write poems, do you?" The otaku's eyes widened, "Brother, let's not talk about whether you are cheating or not, you should know that I am leaving just by looking at my profession." Is it the route of the strength or agility department? Shouldn’t you go to the dog-headed military adviser of the intelligence department for things like poetry? But writing poetry is not only about talent but also about mood, thanks to you, I can't find a worse day than today, okay?"

"I don't care. If you don't write a poem for me today, I'll accuse you of being a Persian spy. Dahei, you can figure it out yourself." Young Master Zhou folded his fan and said.

"I'll go, you said it was framed just now, right? Is such an undisguised threat really appropriate?" The otaku was shocked by Mr. Zhou's unreasonable troubles. The miserable life of a subordinate with a broken leg.

"However, I personally appreciate your domineering style. If that's the case, come here with your ear, and I'll give you a divine poem."

(End of this chapter)