Escort

Chapter 75 A Pure Marxist

Chapter 75 A Pure Marxist

"Have you? Did I say that I want to tell the story of bloody handprints?" The aunt looked puzzled, "Oh, sorry, I have been watching "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" recently, and I may have remembered it."

Pfft~ The otaku spewed a mouthful of blood on the ground, but after all, these stories are still chilling behind us, huh? !Why do I still feel chilly now?Turning his head to look, Xiucai is puffing his cheeks behind the otaku and blowing desperately, your sister!There are actually off-site special effects!

"Anyway, it's a haunted house. I advise you not to think about it."

"It's okay, we have Marx's body guard, why don't we go and have a look now."

"Hey, what is Marx's Bodyguard? Isn't there another property that I haven't seen, why don't I go there first?"

"No, who wants to live in a courtyard when you have a mansion!"

In the end, the aunt saw that the otaku was really stubborn, so she agreed to lead the way. The two bid farewell to Pei Wen and the other three, and walked all the way to the legendary haunted house.

The location of the haunted house is in the southeast corner of the town, not far from the scholar's house. No wonder this guy is so familiar with the ghost stories here. Unfortunately, I don't know how this guy's writing skills are. He might be the next one to become a horror novelist Pu Songling.

The appearance of the haunted house looks magnificent, with a vermilion lacquer gate, brass door knocker, and two mighty stone lions outside the gate.

"This place is not bad, just a little renovation, nothing else, just look at the appearance is enough to attract attention, this is what I think the Escort looks like!"

"It's a bit too big here. There are at least five or six acres of land in the area. There are only a few of you. Don't you think it's too spacious to live in it?"

"Really? I think it's just right. It can be used for both office and accommodation. If there is extra space, you can also build an entertainment area. But it's so big, the price may not be cheap. I only have 1000 taels of silver, really. Is it enough?"

"No, you can buy it for less money." The aunt pointed to the small wooden sign hanging on the door, "Did you see what was written on it?
"There are vicious dogs inside, please don't enter?"

"Uh, no, it's the smaller one next to it."

The otaku leaned forward, and sure enough, he saw a smaller one, with a line written crookedly on it - I am in urgent need of money for my family, and I am selling a high-end luxury house for only 449 taels of silver. What are you waiting for? Act quickly, and for details, please consult the shopkeeper Wang Da of Yongan Pawnshop.

"Huh? I'm curious how long has he had this brand?"

The aunt pinched her fingers and calculated, "It will take a year or two. This guy is a big fool. He came to Qingyang from other places to do business and was fooled into spending 2000 taels of money to buy this haunted house. At first he thought he was making money. When he arrived, he was completely dumbfounded after inquiring around. Before he left, he left all the house deeds and other things at Yongan's pawn shop, and at the same time wrote this wooden sign and hung it here, hoping to see if he could deceive others. , Take back some of the capital, but who in Qingyang County doesn’t know this haunted house, eh, wait, you don’t seem to know... Sigh, it’s no good for you to say that this place is built well, no one dares to Live in."

"No way, is there such a supernatural power?" Escort Zhang was taken aback by the aunt's intimidation, and he was a little hesitant, surprised in his heart. Could it be that there are really ghosts in this world?

"Back then, there were many people who didn't believe in evil like you, but after living in it for a few days, they sold it to others at a lower price. Not to mention the loss of money, many people were frightened and never acted again. .”

"Huh? Could it be that he saw some restricted-rated scenes while masturbating?"

"Anyway, if I were you, I would rather buy that restaurant than this one. In addition, the boy in the restaurant is suffering from a gambling addiction and needs money urgently. You can kill him again."

When the otaku was hesitating, he suddenly heard a ding sound in his ear, and the long-lost voice from the system gentleman floated, the task list was updated, please check.

Nani?Why would I have a bad feeling at such a time?Escort Zhang clicked on the task list with trembling hands, and saw a task that shocked him.

Mission Name: Night visit to the haunted house

Mission objective: This is the most famous haunted house in Qingyang County!The birthplace of countless horror legends, a peerless haunted house passed down by word of mouth!The time has finally come to show all your courage as a teenager, let them see what it means to be a pure Marxist!It is required to enter the haunted house alone before sunset and stay there until dawn. Remember, no matter what happens, you cannot leave the haunted house, otherwise it will be regarded as a mission failure.

Mission Completion Status: In Progress...

Why are my eyes filled with tears? !What is his mission?Especially the maddening supplementary explanation at the end made me feel a gust of cheating. If you say that, something bad will happen. So for a high-powered person like you, Mr. System, The warning is more disturbing than the matter itself!

The otaku made a lot of fun, but he knew that this mission was unusual, so he had to bite the bullet and force it because he couldn't bear the generous rewards after completing it.

The aunt saw that the otaku suddenly stood motionless, then began to gnash her teeth, and burst into tears, thinking that this guy was possessed by something unclean, she was almost scared out of her wits, until the otaku came back to her senses and saw the aunt's hand pinch Jue, muttering something in his mouth, suddenly his eyes widened, and he yelled, "Hey! Fairy! It's not a circle yet!"

O(╯□╰)o round?Am I a ball? ! (Uh, fat man means shot)
……

Now that he has decided to take on this mission, he still needs to make some preparations. In addition, since the imaginary enemy this time is a ghost that only appears in horror movies, the preparation work must not take the usual path.

So Escort Zhang ransacked a master who had been setting up a stall in Dongluogu Lane all year round, and got the spoils of a mahogany sword, a Fengshui compass, and a lottery. Several yellow talismans and a cassock.

Ok?Cassock?The otaku went crazy on the spot, brother, what are you doing with a cassock like a Taoist priest!Could it be that you still want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?
The master is very calm, saying that I am also very helpless, but belief in this kind of thing, even the current emperor can't figure it out, the emperor once had enough to eat and had nothing to do, and ordered the promotion of Taoism in a large scale across the country, but who knows that it has been promoted for three years The Empress himself went to the temple to eat vegetarian food, and the people below were naturally even more confused. They had all kinds of beliefs. In order to expand my business, I had to go as a guest monk once in a while. There are strings of Buddhist beads, which were consecrated by Sakyamuni in those years. If you want, I can sell them to you at a lower price.

Pfft~Master, why don't you just sell Yuanshi Tianzun to me?

In the end, Escort Zhang, who was armed to the teeth, returned to the haunted house before dark.

 Rolling all over the floor, please recommend tickets~
  


(End of this chapter)

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