Escort

Chapter 77 No matter how hard you try, you are only bronze

The ghost outside the window is very dissatisfied with the uncooperative attitude of the otaku. I have been a ghost for so long, and I have scared seven or eight people if not ten. This number is far ahead of my companions. Why did I meet such a stupid person today? Missing guy, is his perfect record about to be terminated today?The ghost was a little reconciled, and began to actively think about countermeasures. Since the soft ones are not enough, let’s go hard, or just break in through the window, um, but it seems a bit too violent. I haven’t heard that the ghost is so violent. The window is also a technical job. If the opening is too small and you get stuck in the middle of it, it will be too embarrassing for the ghost. Misunderstood as a sex maniac who came to spy on other people's daily life.

The otaku closed his eyes for a while, and peeked out from between his fingers, mom!Why haven't you left yet? Could it be that I misunderstood this ghost, maybe he just borrowed your eaves to hide from the rain, but I'm being stingy.

Just as he was about to send the umbrella out, he heard giggles from behind him. The otaku felt every hair on his body stand upside down, and the little boy started to jump wildly again, struggling to use the corners of his eyes. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the back of his buttocks, and saw a little boy in a red padded jacket squatting on the ground with a smile and flipping through the "Big Nikkei".

I go!The little ghosts are all very cruel now!There are still people who like to read "Da Nikkei", or is it because the promotion of Buddhism is so good that the customers have already developed into the underworld?
Escort Zhang moved his limp legs carefully while complaining, trying to pick up the mahogany sword on the table. Since Tathagata didn't work, he could only hope for Sanqing.

The kid raised his head, his face was as pale as freshly baked white flour steamed buns, and he asked softly, "What do you want to do?"

The otaku's teeth were chattering, and he said in horror, "I... I still have a string of prayer beads that Shakyamuni has consecrated. I'm typing... I plan to take them out and give them to you together."

Little ghost, "..."

"Why don't you look back at me, are you afraid of me?" The little ghost suddenly said quietly.

"I have always thought that the most important thing to make friends is the inside, and I don't care about the appearance. I, Zhang, have never been a person who looks at the face!" The otaku said sonorously, loudly.

The kid asked again, "Why did you break into my house in the middle of the night and ask, were you sent by the dog officer?"

"Dog officer? What dog officer?" The otaku showed a perfectly cute expression, "As for why I came here...it's very simple, because I am a loyal fan of "Supernatural"."

"Huh?" The little ghost was startled when he heard the words, "What is "supernatural"?"

"Oh, the so-called "supernatural" is a story about two brothers hunting ghosts and saving people. I know that saying this may hurt your ghost self-esteem, but you have to know that ghosts are also good or bad just like people. For example, Little brother, you look like a ghost, you look like a righteous ghost, and you are not in the same camp as those evil ghosts who like to eat people and dig their hearts. In the future, justice and peace in the ghost world will depend entirely on you..." The otaku swears At the same time, he picked up the mahogany sword on the table with lightning speed.

The bigger ghost outside the window also sensed something was wrong at this time, and shouted, "Xiaoqi, run!"

However, the little ghost was still immersed in the philosophical proposition of good ghosts and bad ghosts at this moment. When he came back to his senses, he saw a wooden sword falling from the sky. Puffy little face.

In the next second, a red and swollen bloodstain appeared on the kid's face.

The otaku is overjoyed, damn it!This thing really deserves to be the peach wood sword, a must-have novice artifact for ghost hunters, and it can even hit spirit bodies that cannot be touched by normal means!It's really the conscience of the industry, and people can't help but want to click 32 likes for the seller.

Looking at the kid again, he looked dazed, obviously not expecting that he would be slapped in the face.

The otaku looked up to the sky and laughed, hahahaha, you think you are a spirit body and I can't do anything about you?You're so naive, let's teach you a good lesson today.After saying that, a certain person displayed his own ghost-slaying sword technique, and he lashed out at the little ghost.

The little ghost was beaten and cried in a matter of seconds, so the big ghost outside the door was also anxious, and rushed to open the door, trying to crawl in. The otaku looked at it, but he had no fear and yelled Well done, temporarily put down the dying little ghost, brandished the mahogany sword and rushed towards the big ghost.

Escort Zhang now has a sword in his hand, I have it in the world, he decisively turned on the monster-torturing leveling mode, and stabbed the big ghost in the ass with his sword, the big ghost screamed, and the otaku blushed shamelessly. This is still a girl ghost, the sword just now was a bit too wretched, the nerd changed from poking to slapping while reflecting on it, and continued to cruelly abuse the big ghost, and the big ghost's butt also swelled up after a while.

"You...you, you, you!" The girl ghost gritted her teeth, and rushed towards the head of escort Zhang with all her teeth and claws. She still couldn't hit her hand, and after struggling for a while, the big ghost knew that he would not be a match for this guy in a hundred years, and felt the burning pain from his buttocks. Cry loudly.

ha?What are you guys doing?Escort Zhang was also dumbfounded. Shouldn't the next plot be that the two ghosts were captured by him, agreed to be his ghost slaves, and then he took out a small jade bottle from his pocket and sucked them all in with a whoosh? , From then on, he started his magnificent road of cultivating immortals. There must be no shortage of Zifu panacea, too many monster mounts, you can go to the heaven to fight in the face, and go down to the underworld to pretend to be B, and then this book can also be smoothly read from the game. Will the other world turn into a mortal cultivating immortality, and then attract another large number of Xianxia readers to finally prove the Tao and become a god? (Okay, I admit that I think too much~)

However, the big ghost and the little ghost knew how to cry and cry, crying wave after wave, without the slightest intention to continue.

So Escort Zhang had no choice but to draw out his mahogany sword again, intending to give them some kind reminders. When the kid saw that he was going to continue the SM game just now, he was shocked and wanted to get up and run for his life in a hurry, but maybe it was because someone just attacked Too cruel, the poor baby was so brain-destroyed that instead of fleeing towards the door, he turned around and ran towards the suitcase.

Tsk tsk, is it possible that you still left the holy clothes in it, and plan to put on the holy clothes when you are beaten to death and resurrect with full blood?It's useless, no matter how hard you try, you're nothing but a bronze saint!
　Sorry, the second one is a little late today~
　　
　
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