Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 108 No.2

Zhao Jiadi seldom explains a certain difficult problem in detail when he is making up lessons for Situ Qiang. The more he spends more and more time "misleading others", he talks about the big picture and principles he just figured out, regardless of whether it is practical or not. , selling all his brains to the first smart apprentice in his life, he has the momentum of establishing a school.

Leading classmate Xiaoqiang to his single-plank bridge, Situ Jianqiang is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, and he will go forward bravely even if he is led by the nose.

A few days ago, Zhao Jiadi quoted an argument in Yang Qingdi's diary in Aunt Cai's nest, one is fate, two is luck, three is geomantic omen, four is accumulating yin virtue, and five is reading, six people are seven, eight are respecting ghosts and gods, nine are nobles, and ten are keeping good health.

Situ Jianqiang said this sentence was heard by his father too, it was too like a neurotic saying, and then Xiaoqiang was very honest and said that he didn’t understand, Zhao Jiadi said first fate, second luck, third feng shui and six seven phases and eight respects ghosts and gods. The six points are the skills of your grandparents and ancestors. It has nothing to do with you. Accumulating virtues, studying, maintaining health and making noble talents is related to us ordinary people. First, let’s talk about accumulating Yin virtues. Telling you that there is a bottom line in being a human being, Situ Jianqiang felt dizzy for a while, and said, master, you pick it up and simply said, I, like you, know nothing about classical Chinese and reading comprehension.

Zhao Jiadi gave an example, you saw your crush on the road being bullied by big men, and you knew you were looking for death, so don’t stand on the sidelines, at least call 110, if any hero goes up to show justice and gets stabbed, don’t take pleasure in other people’s misfortunes Scolding him for being an idiot, he is not a good person, and he can't let others be a beast too, Situ Jianqiang nodded, and asked an idiot question, what would he do if he didn't have a mobile phone, Zhao Jiadi talked to Jiang, who was unrefined and had a lot of dirty words and mantras After getting along for a long time, I am more and more used to swearing, swearing at your sister, you will not stand at a far distance and shout for help for your beautiful sister, you will run and shout if they want to chase you.

Situ Jianqiang suddenly realized, Master, this mother is also accumulating Yin virtues. After gaining knowledge, you can tell me that reading can keep you healthy and make friends with noble people. Zhao Jiadi explained that reading is easy to understand, unless you are a big tiger who can’t do it, and you are lucky enough Perverted monsters, guys who can make a lot of money in the future, are usually top-notch readers with a stomach full of troubles. The former walks on the Yangguan Avenue and has poems and books in their belly. As long as they are not nerds, they are generally not bad. It’s the next best thing. After all, Yangguan Avenue is too crowded with too many people, so you have to take the narrow path and single-plank bridge. Be clear.

Situ Jianqiang said with a flattering smile, "I don't know, I don't know, how can we be more thorough than Brother Shenxian, master, please give me another example, so that I can deepen my impression."Zhao Jiadi was very satisfied with this disciple's flattery, and smiled gratifiedly, saying that Aunt Cai is your noble person. As for the group of friends who know Wang Chaoxin, they can only be regarded as the younger half. , you can figure it out by yourself.

Situ Jianqiang hurriedly said master, you are also a noble person, Zhao Jiadi held a cigarette in his mouth and didn’t light it, and said that I had to learn to flatter you, Situ Jianqiang smiled wickedly, and said humbly that he dare not dare, it’s all his apprentice’s Heartfelt words.

Xiao Guoer was playing Plants vs. Zombies on her pink laptop at the time. She pricked up her ears and listened for a while, but she probably didn’t understand. She frowned. Aunt Cai asked Xiao Guoer to wash some fresh fruit, and waited for the lively and lovely little girl to leave the study. , Looking at Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi and Situ Jianqiang quickly put down the cigarettes from their mouths.

Aunt Cai smiled and said, "Come on, Zhao Jiadi didn't climb up the pole, and Situ Jianqiang naturally didn't have the guts to do so. Aunt Cai smiled, obviously smiling impeccably, but it always gave people the feeling of awe-inspiring, like a man sitting on the top." Wu Zetian, in the next second, the master and apprentice will be dragged out and castrated into eunuchs.She said to Zhao Jiadi that the purpose of inviting you here is to teach, not to educate people, don't overdo it, and be careful that Situ Jianqiang's father will make you overwhelmed.

Situ Qiangqiang is loyal, he has always seen Aunt Cai like a mouse and a cat, he gritted his teeth and stood up as an aunt. I think Brother Zhao is right.Aunt Cai glanced lightly at Situ Jianqiang, who immediately shrank his neck and fell silent.Aunt Cai made a conclusion on Zhao Jiadi without authorization. This guy is half-cynic and outright utilitarian.

Zhao Jiadi seemed to think that a scholar could be killed but not humiliated, and said Aunt Cai, then you can give me some good advice.Aunt Cai didn't bother to accept the trick at all, and said with an elegant smile that the arguments in the accents of "one fate, two luck, three Fengshui" are wrong, and there is no reason to extend the argument.Zhao Jiadi was speechless, and the Queen's sister was also too skinny, muttering slanderously.Aunt Cai smiled sinisterly, and said you come out, Situ Jianqiang, who had escaped the catastrophe, hid in the study and laughed loudly with a cigarette in his mouth. He felt that the master was too aggressive, and even said to himself that Aunt Cai had no shame and dared to be so loud, Even he could hear it clearly.

Xiao Guoer put a dazzling array of fruit plates on the coffee table. This little lolita has never spoken to Zhao Jiadi. She always rewards him with a sweet smile or concentrates on playing games in the study. In his arms, he has a childish and innocent face that matches his age. He has been tutoring Situ Jianqiang for half a year, and he probably knows something about Xiaoguoer. His surname is Chen Mingqing, a very strange name. He is 9 years old, but he is six or seven years old. With an innocent face and a body of eleven or twelve years old, his academic performance is average, he can play a little piano, zither, ballet, calligraphy, painting and tea, but he is not proficient in it. Girl, Little Lolita's parents are unknown, Situ Jianqiang doesn't know more about the inside story, and Zhao Jiadi doesn't think that a girl with two braids can have a rough life. Stability is a blessing, and plainness is true.

Perhaps there was a loli nicknamed Xiaoguoer present. Aunt Cai didn't hold onto Zhao Jiadi's rebellious slander, but just asked about his stock market performance. Zhao Jiadi described the situation in detail without exaggerating. Aunt Cai listened to him talk about a lot of stock market terminology, and finally said that I don’t understand stocks, you can just report the final income to me, Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded, and reported it truthfully. For a period of time, the hands felt so-so, and the short-term operation was also very particular about whether the hands were "hot or not". At first, he thought that Aunt Cai was a guy who was good at stocks, the kind of big shot who dominated the stock market, but he never expected that she was a rookie. Of course, this layman is still full of the temperament of a high queen.

Aunt Cai finally said that when the income is 100%, she will give you 1000 million. She added that Zhao Jiadi’s not-so-burly body couldn’t help shaking his body. She said that every time the income doubles, the next fund Just double it.After being fed a bucket of aphrodisiac, Zhao Jiadi happily asked Aunt Cai, why do you trust me so much.Aunt Cai sneered and said that I believe in money, not you.Zhao Jiadi was so aggrieved by the choking, but he didn't dare to make a mistake. He made up his mind to use money to stun the queen, but he calmed down soon, guessing that Aunt Cai would feel that before he made his own private equity fund He is playing tricks without knowing the way.

In a city-wide mock test before the final exam, Situ Jianqiang's grades skyrocketed to 100 miles, and he successfully entered the top ten in the class. Compared with his ranking in the year group, he was impressive. In the midterm exam, he arrogantly advanced to more than 80, entering the year group In the top [-], because he is in the direct promotion class of Southwest Weiyu, he has always been a laggard, but this time he has made a lot of contributions to raising the average score of the class, especially in mathematics and several science subjects. The meaning of being a top student surprised the teachers and students, but in this mock exam, the sensation caused by him as the biggest dark horse is far less than that of another unpopular one.

Yuan Shu got the second grade in the exam.

Although the school beauty with ponytails is only one point worse than No.2, she is a well-deserved number one student in Southwest Weiyu, and as a strong existence in the top three in almost all individual disciplines, she performed abnormally this time. , which shocked the head teacher, even the head of the grade group and even the school leaders. Yuan Shu may not be the kind of gifted student who is invincible in a single subject, but she wins in stability. She has never tried to win in the Olympic Games. Mathematics, physics and chemistry competitions are not very interesting, but she basically maintains the fine tradition of winning the first grade in at least three or more subjects in every major exam, which has always been the best student in Southwest China at her age. The killer's trump card, but in this mock test, Yuan Shu only got the first place in English, and the rest of the subjects fell out of the top three, especially mathematics, which only scored 134 points. So it was, only Ponytail herself was quiet as usual.

The math teacher who had met Zhao Jiadi and was full of praise for his math attainments specially analyzed Yuan Shu's exam papers. He was thoughtful, and when he handed out the ponytail exam papers in class, he held a thermos and asked about this paper. No matter how much time it took, after getting the answer, the old man didn't intend to talk to this proud student.The old man is so calm and calm, but it does not mean that Yuan Shu's head teacher can maintain a calm and breezy mentality. It is to use a rate as capital, but Yuan Shu, as the treasure of the town school that is expected to keep 10 and 5, Southwest Weiyu has spared no effort to focus on cultivation, and has given her great expectations, so this time the loss, the school has one level at a time. An instruction was issued to ask Qian Zheng, the head teacher of the ponytail class, to give a reasonable explanation.

So Yuan Shu was called to the office during the self-study tonight. Watching the class monitor walk out of the classroom gently shaking the ponytail of Southwest Weiyu's iconic scenery, the students had different mentalities. Some of them were suppressed for several years in the top ten The top students seem to see a glimmer of light, and no longer feel powerless against this beautiful but hard-to-follow figure. They feel that no matter how hard they work, and with luck, it is not impossible to stand side by side with her. Many girls feel worse and discuss that it must be the fault of puppy love. , and those boys who have had a crush on Yuan Shu for a long time mostly beat their chests secretly, defending the monitor of the lover of their dreams, and vowed more than anyone else that Yuan Shu will definitely surpass No. 2 in the year by 20 points next time.

Because of Yuan Shu's "Tiger Falls into Pingyang", almost all the sophomore class was uproarious, and the boy in the next class who finally tasted the No. The love letter of time, I just feel that I am finally elated, and I am qualified to look up at her, a school girl who is so perfect that it makes people feel embarrassed. As for looking down, he has never thought about it, and no matter how arrogant he is, he will not dare to lose this self-knowledge.He was absent-minded during evening self-study, listening to his buddies and touting and enjoying the admiration of the girls around him, much like Su Dongpo's "Ode to the Former Red Cliff" "Floating as if independent from the world, becoming immortal and ascending to immortality".A buddy urged you to wait until you don't confess your love to Yuan Shu at this time. He thought it made sense and was eager to try it. He happened to see the ponytailed school girl following the head teacher out of the classroom to the office. He got hot-headed and immediately followed him out in the corridor. Sitting on the sidelines, at this moment, he overlooked the downstairs, full of confidence, he just felt that he could look down on everything.

In the office, the class teacher Qian Zheng took care of Yuan Shu's mood, fearing that she would have a psychological burden, first he talked about some innocuous topics skillfully. After all, this was the first time Yuan Shu made the teacher worry about his studies. Qian Zheng It was also the first time to do ideological work for this girl. In the past, he would easily watch her pass the test and continue her undefeated performance. Qian Zheng tried his best to keep his tone gentle and soft. He is a typical man of the previous year. The chalk dust of the year, the small stomach that becomes more obvious when the belt is tightened, and the children are not young, but in front of Yuan Shu, except for the old teacher, most men will try their best to maintain the most meticulous posture, appearance and appearance like him. Dressing up, it can be seen how powerful this school belle's influence is.

To Qian Zheng's surprise, Yuan Shu comforted him in turn, saying bluntly: "I will definitely score 2 points higher than No.30 in the final exam."

Qian Zheng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yuan Shu, is this a military order for self-reliance?"

Yuan Shu nodded.

Qian Zheng felt relieved, and smiled kindly: "No need, I believe you, to be honest, it's not a good thing to keep the strings tensed all the time, it's a good thing to play abnormally once in a while."

Yuan Shu smiled and said, "Mr. Qian, there is no reason for you not to beat a student who failed the exam."

Qian Zheng laughed loudly: "Only you are the exception. The other students have long been asked by me to give a deep reflection."

There is also a Chinese teacher in the office, an elderly Wenqing who always likes to publish some tofu poetry and prose in newspapers and magazines. It is said that he is a member of the Magic City Writers Association. Although he is already in his 30s and children know how to make soy sauce, but He is still in the wind, and his conversation is humorous. Southwest Wei Yuli has an endless stream of girls who confess to him. He has always grasped the scale well, but he has never concealed his affection for Yuan Shu. He interjected a sentence and joked: "Yuan Shu, you didn't do well in the Chinese test this time. The class teacher doesn't ask you to reflect. I will punish you to give an 800-word review, but the content is not limited. It can be a review or a short story."

For this colleague who is a little taller than him, handsomer than him, better-looking than him, and a little more temperamental than him, Qian Zheng has always been superficially friendly, but he sneered in his heart when he got close to Yuan Shu, and his face was still smiling as usual. But he really didn't have the guts to go along with it.I was afraid that Yuan Shuzhen would agree and let her leave the office without showing any signs of being caught by such a trick.

Yuan Shu walked out of the office, leaving behind a youthful and beautiful figure, and the two middle-aged men looked at him with admiration that was less subtle than that of students.

When the school girl with ponytails left her sight, Qian Zheng and the Chinese teacher both bowed their heads and worked tacitly, keeping their heads down.

Walking to the corridor of the next class, Yuan Shu frowned slightly when he saw the boy who had been hovering between the second and third grades, and quietly quickened his pace.

"Yuan Shu." He plucked up his courage and called out.

Yuan Shu stopped and looked at him.

"Come on." After a thousand words, he just blushed and said two words.

"Thank you." Yuan Shu smiled, disapproving, and left lightly.

Annoyed at his clumsiness and timidity, the boy leaned on the railing and sighed with regret.

After the self-study class was over, Yuan Shu returned to the dormitory, washed up, and sat on the upper bunk by the window to read a book quietly.Her deskmate and buddy Huang Xiaoping climbed onto her bed, laughing and saying, "School beauty."

Yuan Shu raised his head and glared at her.

In the dormitory and class, she has not many friends, only Huang Xiaoping, because not every girl has the courage to be her green leaves, as a foil.

"The head teacher didn't make a long speech? Didn't he educate him earnestly?" Huang Xiaoping asked softly.

"No." Yuan Shu always spoke concisely.

"Is it because of that guy?" Huang Xiaoping moved to Yuan Shu's side and lowered her voice.

Yuan Shuqiao blushed and didn't shake his head or nod.

"I'm going crazy." Huang Xiaoping gritted her teeth. Apart from Situ Jianqiang, she was the only one who knew about the existence of Zhao Jiadi. She noticed that Yuan Shu had been in a daze in class more and more recently, and she was also much more cheerful. Naturally, the smile became more and more lethal, almost killing people invisible. Even she regretted not being a man, and was very jealous of that guy who was so blind.

After the lights were turned off, Yuan Shu lit a flashlight and sipped some wine. There was a thick stack of books hidden beside the bed. In addition to a copy of "Macroeconomics", there were financial transaction technical analysis, central bank study, etc. that Pei Cuihu gave her. , foreign monetary and financial theory and other related economic books, as well as a few introductory books on one-sided cameras, Go and stocks. After returning from a self-driving tour in Wuzhen and Hangzhou, she would spend two hours digesting and chewing these books every day after turning off the lights. Nothing to do with grades.

Looking at her watch, it was almost morning, and she was about to force herself to sleep.

A text message was sent, which made her nervous and excited.

It was Zhao Jiadi who asked her if she could call, and she texted back saying yes, but she couldn't speak loudly.

Zhao Jiadi cut to the chase and said, "I heard from Xiaoqiang that you failed the exam?"

She hummed lightly.

"Are you secretly studying stocks or Go?"

Yuan Shu nodded and said frankly, "Yes."

Zhao Jiadi was not as disappointed as she expected, and he didn't even blame him at all. He just smiled and said, "I guessed so, put aside the macroeconomics stuff first, and concentrate on taking the exam, silly girl, you can't become fat if you eat it all at once." Yes. In the past two years, first develop a good habit of being able to keep pace with me, and don’t rush to be complicated, and first seek the refinement and not the miscellaneous. If you learn messy things later, you will naturally get twice the result with half the effort.”

Yuan Shu hummed again.

"Have you been drinking?" Zhao Jiadi, who had just finished the short-term at Jiang Tanle's apartment, asked softly.

"A little bit." Yuan Shu said softly, lying down, holding the phone, sweet and happy.

"Sleepy or not, go to bed early if you're sleepy, and chat with me if you're not sleepy." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Not sleepy." Yuan Shu, who was hiding under the blanket, quietly wrapped his fingers around his favorite black silk ponytail, obedient and docile.

Unknowingly, the phone call lasted for more than an hour. Yuan Shu got out of the quilt to take a breath, let go of his ponytail, and fell asleep.

Before going to bed, she told herself that only he could untie her ponytail in this life.

(End of this chapter)