Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 12 Enchanting and Charming
In dormitory 313, only Zhao Jiadi, Li Feng and Shen Han participated in the evening self-study. It is said that Ma Xiaotiao went out to go clubbing in the urban area with those Hangzhou buddies to have fun. At first, he greeted them symbolically. Riding on the red BMW.There are not many public courses in the freshman year, but Zhao Jiadi's finance department is mostly from science and engineering, and the Chinese class does not exist. He has completed the remaining half of the calculus exercises in two self-study classes, and by the way Read "Money and Banking" and "Basic Accounting".

During the period, I received several greeting text messages, all of whom were buddies in the Beijing-Tianjin circle who were playing the autumn wind. They were in different situations. Not bad, the money may be a lot, but nothing like the princelings who have been hyped up a few years ago. To be honest, Zhao Jiadi has never seen a decent red kid in his life, or some people pretend to be seven aunts and eight aunts. If you want to deceive Zhao Sanjin's Beijing-Tianjin Youzi, maybe the relatives' titles are quite intimidating, but most of them are Qingshui Yamen, who can't do practical things, and there are some men who look more ordinary than ordinary people, probably in their thirties and forties. In the meantime, he and Zhao Sanjin had a good friendship, and they often fished and drank tea together. If it weren't for being able to fart with Zhao Sanjin, Zhao Jiadi would not have been able to tell that they were the descendants of a certain general or the descendants of high-ranking officials. Zhao Jiadi also has the attitude of an unscrupulous uncle. He usually doesn't pay much attention to brands. He likes to instigate the innocent kid Zhao Jiadi to go to some private clubs on the outskirts of Yanjing to have fun together, which scares Zhao Jiadi away. However, Zhao Jiadi still felt that Wang Banjin could barely be regarded as a relative of the imperial family with a Yanjing style, and he would not recognize the king even if he was domineering.

On the way back to the dormitory after class, I texted and chatted with Huzi, and the guy sent a self-deprecating text message: Yang Pingping was admitted to Yenching University, Sparrow was admitted to Fudan University, even your guy who eats duck eggs in English is an undergraduate, and Huang Hua is in QHD To be a poor face for a rich woman, and for my father to sell cosmetics in the World Trade Center, we all have a bright future.

Zhao Jiadi laughed while dragging his bicycle on the road, and replied: Then you also follow Huang Hua's example and hook up with a rich wife.

Huzi quickly replied: Even if I eat soft rice, I will only eat half a catty of sister's soft rice in this life.

Zhao Jiadi pressed Nokia's worn-out keyboard: Then don't count on it. Wang Banjin is going to be a nun at the age of 30. If you are sure to earn more than one billion yuan as a dowry for her in the past few years, there is still little hope. of.Or just wait for her to become a nun, and you will become a monk next door.

Huzi was silent for a long time, and finally replied with a series of dots.

Zhao Jiadi added insult to injury very unkindly: It’s not that you don’t know what Wang Banjin hates the most in his life, self-made. There are two types of marriage partners. Either Lao Tzu or Lao Tzu’s Lao Tzu is the son of a high-ranking official, and how long can he stay in Forbes? The young master who can not get into the game in the year.

Huzi sighed: Sister Banjin is the most honest person in the world, and I have always admired her for that.

Zhao Jiadi was furious: Wang Banjin was spoiled by you, otherwise she could be so crazy?Every time something bad happens, Lao Tzu is the first hero to sacrifice.

Huzi replied: Who made you the only animal who slept with Sister Banjin.

Zhao Jiadi was completely speechless and almost collapsed: it was all about Chen Zhima and rotten millet more than ten years ago. I'm much taller and stronger than me, what can I do.

The tiger is infinitely jealous: I don't know the blessing when I am in the blessing.

Zhao Jiadi retreated in defeat: No nonsense with you, I'm going back to the dormitory to catch up on today's news broadcast, and then get ready for Wang Banjin's midnight panic.

Huzi replied quickly: The so-called pleasure is pain and happiness, go, sexually blessed little Baliang.

Zhao Jiadi cursed: You are blessed with sex, sir, you will ruin your sister later.

Huzi scolded back: "Fuck, you won't even let an eight or nine-year-old little loli go, you're too beastly, I don't know you, get out."

Zhao Jiadi was in a much brighter mood after being made such a fuss by Huzi. This guy's full name is Li Hu, and he is half a ts person. Of course, he doesn't really sell cosmetics at Shimao Tianjie. His family represents many first-line cosmetics brands, and many Yanjing stores are There is a chain, so he is also the animal in Zhao Jiadi circle who has the most contact with second- and third-tier stars or model stewardesses. I don't know which tendon is wrong, and the fat meat that reaches the mouth is eaten, or he is dead set on Wang Banjin, but The problem is that any of the animals that fell in love with the crazy king Banjin would end up dead without a whole body. Zhao Jiadi also persuaded him, but he couldn't be persuaded, and he didn't bother to take care of it over time.

That night Ma Xiaotiao did not return to school, Zhao Jiadi was still drinking Tieguanyin to read books and materials, Li Feng played "Nordic Goddess" on Ma Xiaotiao's PSP, Shen Han studied hard as always, probably calculus has made him nervous Stretch, now he seems to be no different from the sprint before the college entrance examination, which makes Li Feng admire him a lot. As for the aftermath of the old principal's words, the aftermath of the old principal's words has gradually faded away. I guess he will be chatting with his former classmates on QQ or text messages at most. I am complacent and have a principal who talks more interestingly.

Life is more ordinary and less ups and downs. The stage of each established circle is so big that it is impossible for everyone to squeeze on it and dance.

Next, Zhao Jiadi did not attend English class as usual, even though the small class of the beautiful English teacher was said to be almost as terrifying as a large class, Zhao Jiadi was still not moved. Take notes carefully. His goal is to digest all the professional courses within one month, and strive to ensure that he can get a mid-term and final exam. As for public courses, he does not waste time and stays in the Check the materials in the library to see what he is interested in.

Ma Xiaotiao's time in the dormitory is basically spent on the bed to catch up on the night's drinking and drinking. Li Feng is in love with a relatively brilliant cabbage in his class, hiding on the balcony and making phone calls for an hour or two. Make a cup of tea with Zhao Jiadi’s Tieguanyin on the table, moisten his throat, teach Shen Han calculus when he is in a good mood, play PSP games when he is in a bad mood, or use Ma Xiaotiao’s laptop to watch war movies between men and women. Of course, Jiadi and Shen Han will also put down their work and squeeze together in front of the screen to discuss the wonderful life together. Among them, Li Feng likes wild European and American art, Shen Han loves the fun games of the island country, and Zhao Jiadi, who has reached the level of a master, will I prefer more subtle costume films.Although Ma Xiaotiao has never tried to get close to the three poor people, he is never stingy, and he is not difficult to talk to. Just like Li Feng using his things as if he used his own, Ma Xiaotiao didn't complain at all, and even occasionally saw the level of smoking in the dormitory. The drop was severe, so I deliberately put a few packs of Zhonghua on the desk, first took apart one or two on purpose, and most of the rest made Li Feng and Shen Han ecstasy.

Almost two weeks later, the college orientation party was long overdue.

Because I heard that several flowers in the department will appear on the stage, Ma Xiaotiao, who is tired of playing outside, stays at the school and prepares to go to the show with his roommates.

It was a wonderful party in which the number of clicks skyrocketed after the video was uploaded on the Internet, even Zhao Jiadi was shocked.

As soon as she appeared on the stage, people were surprised and laughed out loud. An invincible pseudo-mother sang "Peerless Little Attack" which Zhao Jiadi heard for the first time. "I'm a cute little gong, who am I afraid of, evil, black-bellied, fake-kind, pure-faced and yd-like", or Tianlei's "bullying never ends, handcuffs and whips to warm the bed", shocked Zhao Baliang After being enlightened, he was about to ascend to the throne on the spot. At that moment, even some school leaders who were teachers and models couldn't help laughing, and they smiled knowingly after looking at each other.

The pseudo-mother left with her orchid fingers up amidst cheers.

Perhaps it was inappropriate to feel that the audience's hearts were stimulated too much. Then there was a Guzheng performance. Dongcao's sister is good at guzheng and qin, and Zhao Sanjin likes to be arty, and likes to let his "daughter-in-law" Qi Dongcao make him a pot of tea, and play a piece of "Siduanjin" or "Lin Chong's Night Run" on the stage. Meimei is currently playing the not-so-difficult "Jackdaw Playing in the Water". After the astonishing coquettish song "Peerless Little Attack", it immediately presents a huge gap in classical elegance, and Meimei's blooming beauty when she plays the guzheng , are refreshing.

"The talented girl in the class next door is my girl's high school classmate, Zhao Jiadi, Shen Han, the fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders, tell me, which of you two will be the top?" Li Feng said proudly.

"Me!" The burly man Shen Han immediately raised his hand, he just likes the delicate beauty who can cling to his broad chest.

"Support Marshal Shen with a gun in battle." Of course, Zhao Jiadi has the consciousness of adult beauty.

However, the party did not give Shen Han a chance to ask for his mobile phone number and measurements information, and soon there was a second wave of screams. Li Feng stared at the stage unkindly and ignored Shen Han at all.I saw five flowers carefully selected by the School of Finance appeared on the stage. They were wearing uniform and exquisite small suits, all sexy black stockings, black high-heeled shoes, and a provocative song "nobody". Action - Throw away all the suits, revealing a tight T-shirt that fully shows the curves. The small waist and small buttocks shake so that the nosebleeds of all the animals in the audience are running.

Maybe it’s not too exaggerated to be just one girl with a hot body dancing enchantingly in public, but when five girls with curvy legs have black silk on their long legs, and they are provocatively winking and twisting their waists, it is simply a naked temptation , with the five beauties in full bloom, most of the male creatures in the audience have dry mouths and straight eyes. Even some leaders of the middle-aged college sincerely lamented that the quality of this freshmen, especially the girls, is really good.

"Stunning thing." Li Feng wiped his saliva and said with emotion.

"The one in the middle is not bad." Ma Xiaotiao narrowed his eyes and smiled, like a hunter admiring his prey.The cutie he picked is the one with the most professional movements on the stage. Her bare feet are about 172 cm. She probably has a ballet foundation. Her movements are skillful and seductive. I have to toss and turn in bed for a long time at night.

Zhao Jiadi knew two people on the stage, they were Zhou Xiaoman's roommates, Hu Shuya and Zhang Shasha, but Ma Xiaotiao's stunner was even better, unfortunately it was not Zhao Jiadi's favorite, for him Well, all vixen-style beauties are nothing but floating clouds in front of the evil Wang Banjin Queen.

For a second or two, Zhao Jiadi imagined the "Queen of High Heels" Comrade Wang Banjin falling from the sky, standing on the stage like the proudest Persian cat, and if he hooked his fingers, the audience would definitely explode!
Zhao Jiadi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, how many animals will go crazy once the vixen Wang Banjin of the Tianzi brand becomes coquettish?

(End of this chapter)