Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 126 SMS
Zhao Jiadi opened the curtains, pushed open the French windows, and walked to the wooden balcony. There was nothing there. There was a swing and a few rattan chairs on Wang Banjin's balcony next door. A little further away was Qi Dongcao's balcony. Full of flowers and plants, even this season is full of vitality.Zhao Jiadi dialed a number and called softly, Mom.The other end of the phone answered with a smile, said some short things about the parents, calmly, and finally explained why she did not return to China this year.Zhao Jiadi said something to pay attention to his body and then died.He squatted on the floor with an ashtray and smoked. The floor was very clean, almost spotless. Indeed, since there was the Zhao family Lafayette, who loved to criticize most, sitting in the Zhao family mansion, the nannies were as diligent as ever, especially the old man. The wife loves her grandson's room, and she cleans it even more attentively. In addition, Zhao Jiadi has always been kind to the servants, and the nannies and guards are also willing to help, chatting behind his back about this unassuming and approachable Zhaojiacun. The young master only had good things to say, saying that following the good temper of the old master Zhao Shanhu, he would be a good man and have good fortune.

elder brother.

Brother Zhao Yan, the little bastard, came in. Seeing that Zhao Jiadi's expression was not relaxed, he didn't dare to make a fuss. He just yelled softly, hid his sp game console and a big box behind him, and sat quietly aside.Xiao Duzi always dresses exquisitely and luxuriously at home, and is taken care of by Huang Fangfei. Brother Zhao Yan's British dress has always been very elegant, far away from the vulgar taste of nouveau riche.So when he was a child, he always liked to comb his hair neatly, wear a high-end small suit, and then pick roses in the house, hold them into a bouquet to go to the kindergarten, and give it to the little girl he likes. The ideal of creating a big harem. After the age of 10, he changed 180 degrees, lost interest in loli of the same age, and spent all his time on Xiaowei who gave him countless homework in the casino, and occasionally flirted with the beautiful female teacher at school.In short, he and his elder brother Zhao Jiadi are characters with two personalities.

Brother Zhao Yan said softly, when Sister Dongcao was away, I cleaned up all your battleship cruiser models for you. There are 137 ships, and their positions have not changed at all.When you were here, I asked my friends to buy them from Yanjing Model Store and added 11 ships for you. I assembled them for you, but I didn’t dare to put them in.Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, don't hide it, let me have a look.Brother Zhao Yan smiled, and opened the box like offering a treasure. The 11 models of heavy cruisers that had not been collected by Zhao Jiadi were neatly placed in the box, like a luxurious fleet. Zhao Jiadi was an expert, and reported the names of each cruiser. , I was in a good mood, and I said it was good, and it was considered a ship model that was hard to find in China.How much money, I will pay you back.Brother Zhao Yan doesn't like Brother Dao, why are you flirting with me, it hurts my feelings.If you want to give money, I will immediately throw away these models and not give you.Zhao Jiadi glanced at him and said with a smile, just treat me as your filial piety.Brother Zhao Yan was overjoyed, took out the sp game, flattered and looked forward to brother Dao, I can't pass this design game anyway, you help me try it, there is nothing in the world that can stump you.Zhao Jiadi took the SP with a smile and scolded, I know you want something from me, you are courteous for nothing, you are either rape or steal, a dog can't change it and eat shit.

The two brothers sat on the balcony leaning against the wall, Zhao Jiadi was studying the broken game, Zhao Yange was playing with those model ships, and the irritable man could only do his duty honestly when he was in front of Zhao Jiadi.Outsiders call this one thing down one thing, Zhao Yange himself said that this is brotherhood, one day I, Zhao Yange, won’t be my father’s son, and if I run out of money, those women and younger brothers will ignore me, but eighty-two brother, never Stabbed me in the back.Zhao Jiadi fiddled with the game, frowned and said that this thing is a bit difficult to make, and it will take time, I will tell you tomorrow, and now let me stay alone for a while.Brother Zhao Yan said okay, put down the model boat, and ran out in a hurry.

By the time Zhao Jiadi cleared the *** game, it was already 10 o'clock in the evening. At this point, the old Buddha of the Zhao family had already gone to bed.Zhao Jiadi stretched his waist, and was just about to go back to his room to research stocks when his phone vibrated, and it was a strange text message, very sweet and vulgar: Sir, do you need door-to-door service?

Zhao Jiadi was stunned. He had played with Lao Yang and the others before, and instead of going back to the school dormitory, he spent the night at the ts hotel. There were also women who called and asked if they needed a massage. Hu Li had treated Zhao Jiadi according to who they were. The different attitudes of this kind of phone give evaluations, the pistol is to hang up the phone without saying a word, if there are still incoming calls, it will directly threaten to kill your "mother" if you bother me again, of course, this mother is jargon, meaning ladies Above, the old-bustard figure.Hu Li's evaluation was worthy of being a gangster.Lao Yang will pretend to have a deep voice and answer I'm sorry, I am the captain of the TS City Criminal Investigation Brigade so-and-so (it is indeed the real name), let the person in charge of your hotel come to my room to explain the problem.On the other side, he still fled.Hu Li said that he was worthy of being a child of the big courtyard, and his official style was more imposing than that of the real captain.Huanghuahe Huzi will be very happy to chat with the other party. Anyway, it doesn’t cost money to talk. Huang Hua’s smooth tongue can make the other party tremble wildly. I carry a lot of sex toys with me when I go out, which can scare the other party from coming to the door, and tell the girls not to call this crazy person.So Hu Li said that one of these two is scum and the other is a pervert.Only Zhao Jiadi didn't touch the phone directly, leaving Hu Li with nothing to say, and could only say sourly that the two sisters were so juicy, and it would be strange to see them as vulgar fans.

Zhao Jiadi thought for a while, and then replied: How do you know my number.

The strange number replied slowly: You are asking, if you do not have any connections in my line of business, you will starve to death.

Zhao Jiadi smiled and replied: Then you come, I will wait for you.

Then the two guys started an inappropriate back-and-forth.

Then do I come up to serve alone, or call my sisters together?
one is enough.

You won't be dissatisfied after I come to the door, and then drive me away.

Yes, if you are not pretty, of course you will not do anything.

Come on, my business is not good recently, if you drive me away again, I will have no money to go back to my hometown, sir, please do me a favor.Besides, turn off the lights, women are not all the same.

Fart, turn off the lights, Concubine Yang is still Concubine Yang, but sows are still sows, can it be the same?

I'm sad, I'm not a sow.Oh, I'm beautiful.Especially the legs, they are long. Others say my legs are pretty.

If we don't meet, it's useless for you to say that you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Anyway, after you come to the door, I think you are not good, and I will still push you out if you are ugly.

I am really beautiful!

It's weird, a lady always cares about whether she is pretty or not, so you can't be a fake, if you are a real lady, you should brag about your superb skills, or negotiate the price first.

A lady is not a woman, so she is not allowed to have self-esteem?
Well, don't talk nonsense, let's talk about the price.

two thousand?

You kill a pig, it’s so expensive, do you understand the market?It’s the first time you come out to do it, pretending to be pure, you?
That one thousand, it can't be lower.

Let’s not talk about it, it’s boring, now Shuangfei in first- and second-tier cities only costs a thousand yuan, if you are really beautiful, will you have no business so that you can’t get rid of it?No sincerity, I won't waste time with you.

No, no, five hundred, nothing less.

The maximum is 300. I don’t have much money on me. If I have money, I won’t live in such a broken hotel.

500, not less than a dollar.

400, not a dime more.

That 450?

Transaction.

Row.Sir, what is your hotel room number, let me make sure again.

2210, come up, look at the person first, do things after you win, and pay money after you are satisfied.Just a reminder, don't go to the wrong room, it will be for nothing to work hard for an hour, and you won't get half a dime in the end.If the other party is a handsome guy, you are not bad, but if the other party is fat, you will be miserable.

You are bad.

Not bad, can I call a chicken?
That's right, that's the reason, then I'm coming up, you wait.

come on.

The text message chat finally came to an end.

Zhao Jiadi laughed and cursed for no reason, and went back to his room to watch the stock market. He didn't take this matter to heart. At first, he thought it was some animal familiar with him who was joking. Then he thought about the possibility, Huang Hua and Huzi, who were the most brain-dead It was the kind of joke that they would never tire of, but with their rich experience, they would never be so childish in bargaining, but it is even more unrealistic to say that it is Yang Pingping, this bitch has always been straightforward , For example, the text message she sent on her birthday last time said that she would fly to Yenching University and let him have a one-night stand as a birthday gift, and the validity period would be invalid after three days.Jiang Tanle?No, since he moved out of the apartment, Jiang Tanle has really drawn a clear line with him. In class before the final exam, Jiang Tanle was indifferent to him, and the winking eyes with the heart were gone. The teasing is gone, and Zhao Jiadi is directly regarded as air.Yuan Shu?It is a fantasy.If you don’t understand it, just skip it. Zhao Jiadi sat in front of the computer and learned about the general economic trend through some financial websites. In addition to the inside story of short-term things, the most important thing is the degree of grasp of emergencies, and of course there are hidden secrets of dealers. Small tricks, but the latter, Zhao Jiadi, has great confidence to catch clues from the data and curves. At 11:2210, Zhao Jiadi was just about to read a desk-level book that he kept at home and did not take it to Shanghai, when a text message came, It was still that strange number, and I was a little out of breath between the lines: Sir, are you sure you are at [-]? !Bastard, there's only one couple there!That woman almost called the police!

Zhao Jiadi was overjoyed, and typed the keyboard to reply: I'm sorry, but that man is actually me. My wife and I used to go out to play, and she was willing to call the lady to have fun together. Unfortunately, she was not in a good mood that day, and she had already taken a bath. Yes, she even said she didn't want to play.

Really?

Really.

Bastard, even if it's true, why didn't you say in advance that you were going to play with another woman?

Didn't you ask me at the beginning if I want you to take care of my little sister? I thought you were very open-minded.

I bring my little sister, that is extra money, play with your wife, can you add more money?

No.

I was very angry and the consequences were severe.

Come on, harmony makes money, why don't I wait for my wife to fall asleep and open a room secretly, so we can do things alone?

Can you sneak out?
No problem, anyway, it's not the first time, I'm familiar with it.

How long do you have to wait?I can't wait any longer, my man will pick me up in an hour.

Miss, are you so fierce? !Your man won't hit me, will he?
No, I spent all my money on him.

You put it that way, I'm not interested.

Why, I said that I am very beautiful, really, I have very beautiful legs.

Where's the face, where's the boobs, where's the ass?
The face is tender, and the buttocks are also very upturned.

Miss, you left out the boobs...

Are boobs that important?Son of a bitch!
In fact, it’s okay. I don’t mind the size of my breasts. My legs are long and my butt is upturned.Breasts that are too big are boring, and if you fall or something, it’s even more unappetizing. It’s better to be smaller. The breasts are better shaped, comfortable to look at, and feel good to the touch.

Yes, sir, you are very insightful, I decided to serve you more attentively and seriously.

Miss, let me tell you in advance that my stamina is super strong, what if we both forget ourselves and your husband gets tired of waiting?
Then play with us and ignore him.

Haoshuang, okay, I have opened the room, 2218, come on.

Did you lie to me?
What are you doing lying to you, my wife didn't let me touch you today, she only cared about sleeping by myself, I have to find a woman to have a good time, since you have a good face, good skin, long thighs, long buttocks, you will definitely satisfy me, when the time comes, get out together, you I will also be lucky to find that I am not only handsome, but also skilled. Maybe I will not even charge the 450 yuan when I am happy.

That's not it, making money comes first, I won't work for nothing.

Okay, then in case you forget to ask me for money, I will give it to you too.

You are very kind and I hope we have a great evening ahead.

It's beautiful, it must be beautiful, I took the room card and entered the room, you come here.

Here I am, without underwear.

The text message came to an end again.

Zhao Jiadi was sitting in front of the desk, laughing out loud, really happy.

That night, the strange number did not harass Zhao Jiadi again, which made Zhao Jiadi a little regretful, but he was shocked, if he was flirting with a ladyboy like this, it would be disgusting.

On the balcony of a certain villa in the Jiuxi Rose Garden in Hangzhou, a graceful woman was holding a mobile phone, and she was already laughing so hard that she almost shed tears.

(End of this chapter)