Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 131

I'm so scared.

The other party seemed to say something timidly.

Zhao Jia is the first to be excited, something is wrong, she is really a girl, her voice seems to be soft and waxy, and it is on the same level as Mu Hongli, but the taste is a little different. My daughter-in-law's voice is light and agile. , while this one should be more mature and charming, revealing a natural softness.Zhao Jiadi stood there in a daze, speechless for a moment, cursing in his heart that he had never seen the world.The other party stopped talking and hung up the phone gently.Zhao Jiadi took a cigarette in his mouth, and muttered to himself, could it be a professional-level prankster?You also specially find a woman who is an announcer to make a sound to fool me?Who is willing to spend such a large amount of money.Just when Zhao Jiadi was in a daze, the text message came late: I heard the voice too, did I lie to you?
Zhao Jia was the first to be ruthless, and replied: Yes, it must be more ecstasy on the bed.

Ignore you.

Are you willing, 1500 yuan, how many meat buns can you buy.

What about meat buns, I don't understand the sentimentality at all!

I'm sorry, we are selling meat buns, and all we earn are hard-earned money, so I can guarantee that I will take good care of you at night, and earn back all 3750 meat buns.

Hate.

What's wrong, the money earned from selling meat buns is not money?
Can meat buns stay in a hotel?
My steamed stuffed buns are well made and sold more, this is called the number one scholar in every profession!But if bed skills are counted in the 360 ​​line, I will still be the champion.

boast.

Come to the hotel, just the one from last time, I immediately book a room, just revisit the old place, I believe it will be more interesting.I'll text you when it arrives.It's agreed, a full set of 1500 for the night package.

Hmph, let me go again, I'll chop your ass into meat sauce, and you can use it as meat stuffing for buns by the way.

Holding the mobile phone, Zhao Jia was terrified for the first time. After reading for an hour, he felt that the time was almost up, so he sent another message: the old place, 2218.

About 10 minutes later, the lady with a ecstatic voice didn't even bother to send a text message, so she called and yelled at you, you bastard, and you're playing me again!Zhao Jiadi laughed and said sorry, just arrived at the hotel, your colleague knocked on the door, I couldn't hold back so I took her out to play, field battle, car vibration, so cool. The voice of "Miss" is still nice, it can make the bones soft, and he said hello in a resentful tone, you say the location, let's fight in the field together.Zhao Jia first said in a serious way, in fact, I think that women with nice voices often look very sorry. Besides, you only need 1000 yuan for a night package, which is one-third cheaper than yours, a total of 1250 buns, please be considerate.

The other side seemed completely speechless.

Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, and asked, are you really a lady?
nonsense.I don't rely on this to support my family, why should I be tossed by you like this?

Yes, you text me an account number, and I will call you 500 tomorrow, which will be used as compensation.No way, I'm just soft-hearted.

Why only 500?

Fuck, do you want me to call you 1500?You dare to ask me for more than 3000 steamed buns without working, are you a bit too dark?

All right, all right, 500 is 500, don't play me anymore.

In the end, the lady really sent an account.

Zhao Jia called Han Daode immediately, and sent the "Miss"'s mobile phone number and account number, asking him to find out who this woman is.

Early the next morning, Han Daode sent a text message to report the situation. The phone number was in the Hangzhou area, but he could not find out the specific registration information of his ID card. Even the account number of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China had high authority to query. Han Daode spent a lot of money They couldn't get anything out of the bank.Zhao Jiadi was puzzled, that's not how beauty tricks are played, and it's a bit professional, but the problem is that being so professional, isn't it revealing the biggest flaw in itself? Zhao Jiadi analyzed all aspects, but he couldn't figure it out. Tou, at first I wanted to send money to explore the road, but after thinking about it, I gave up. Sure enough, in the evening, a text message came. It was a sad-looking text message: I don't believe you anymore! ! ! ! ...

Countless exclamation points.

Zhao Jia was agitated for the first time, and replied: tmd I'm in ts Caofeidian now, you have the ability to come here and let me have a shot, I'll cover the air ticket, and I'll give you 1 yuan in addition, do you dare?
dare not.

Then don't complain, I can buy a lot of chickens with this 1 yuan. If you want the golden boy to hold the bottle, then the golden boy will hold the bottle.So don't hook up with me in the future, no matter how beautiful the voice is, it's useless, I won't play with you anymore.Is a lady who has money but does not make money still called a lady? !
My husband won't be happy if I come to your place.

Don't talk nonsense, I don't want to talk to you at all right now.

Are you angry?

No, I can't do it.

You are just mad.

roll.

You see, you are really angry.

You fucking don't force me to swear.

You are already swearing.

Don't fall into Lao Tzu's hands, or you will be unable to get out of bed for three days.

I have decided to go to ts by plane, how will I find you then.

What?
I've already left the house without bringing anything.

real or fake?

Really.

Don't do this, you want to take revenge on me, I believe you are a fool.

Believe it or not, I turned around and went home.

Back to you, I don't bother to talk to you.If you harass me again in the future, I will scold you for an hour.

I guess I'll just go to ts.

You silly b.

Yes, I am stupid b.Anyway, I plan to stop the car, go to the airport, and fly directly to ts city.If you lie to me again, I will admit it, and you will call me stupid anyway.

Five minutes later, the lady sent a text message: I'm getting on the bus.I'm in Shanghai, and I'm going to Hongqiao Airport now.

32 minutes later: I'm at the airport.

36 minutes later: I have bought a ticket, and I have to go to Tianjin first. (with flight information)

51 minutes later: I'm on the plane.After flipping through it, only 250 three yuan was left in my pocket.

About an hour and 50 minutes later, the lady sent a message: I have arrived in Tianjin.

Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded, this lady must be too dedicated.He has asked Han Daode to pay attention to the take-off and landing of that flight. Xiaoshan Airport and Tianjin are watching. According to the text message of "Miss", the time slot is very accurate and real. Zhao Jiadi is sitting at the desk. , spinning the ballpoint pen, lost in thought, if there is a professional team behind the other party operating this "black humor", it can only show that the other party's planner is either a lunatic or a genius.To go or not to go, that is the question.Zhao Jiadi closed his eyes, thought for a moment, sent her the detailed address of the Zhaojiacun Industrial Zone, and told her to take a taxi directly. If the driver refused, she asked her to pay the driver a deposit of 200 yuan, and he would pay when he arrived. money.She simply replied with a "yes".Then every time she passed by a place, she would send a text message to tell Zhao Jiadi, an hour and a half later she said I was here, and you, I stood under a billboard, a large poster of Chen Huangfei's new film.

At this time, it was almost midnight.

crazy.

Zhao Jiadi scratched his head. If this lady is really a lady, Zhao Jiadi thinks it is worth cutting more than 1 yuan of flesh, and it will be considered as an enrichment of life experience.Occupying the psychological advantage of his own territory, Zhao Jiadi, who had already planned for the worst, called on the Shangque, got into the Cayenne, joined Han Daode and Tian Tufei who had been staying at Zhao Jiadi, and drove three cars to the industrial area. Tufei cleared the way, the Cayenne was in the middle, and Han Daode's humble Yanjing Hyundai followed far behind.

In the middle of the night, under a large billboard in an industrial area, there was indeed an empty-handed woman standing beside a taxi with a Tianjin license plate, and a man who looked like a driver squatted beside the car and smoked.

she?
Shang sparrow asked, with an unbelievable expression on his face.

Nine times out of ten.

Zhao Jiadi was also dumbfounded.

Uncle Ba Er, I think, either she is crazy, or the two of us are crazy.

The merchant bird broke down.

Zhao Jiadi nodded.

Because the girl standing under the billboard has more than a melodious voice. Tmd, in the phone text message she claimed to have long legs, buttocks, upturned face, and juicy face, which is really very heartfelt. Looking at it with Zhao Jiadi and Shangque's critical eyes, she is also the most touching woman they have ever seen in their lives.Her temperament is neither Wang Banjin's enchanting, nor Qi Dongcao's tough and supple, just standing there in casual clothes can make men have the most primitive desire to conquer, and they are deeply trapped.If she is a young lady whose business is not good and can't get rid of it, then Zhao Jiadi thinks that she is a big cowherd whose business is so hot day and night.

If something goes wrong, it is a demon.

Zhao Jiadi got out of the car and walked towards "Miss", while Tian Tufei kept a distance.

"A steamed stuffed bun seller?" The woman smiled softly, neither nervous nor in a hurry.

"Miss?" Zhao Jiadi said dryly.

She stretched out a hand, as if carved from the finest ivory, with a charming smile. Presumably in the Tang Dynasty, Concubine Yang Gui, who was warmed by hot spring water and cured her body, stretched out her hand like this to Li Jinglong, who was not a king since then. Looking charming, this woman is really made of water.

"Ah?" Zhao Jiadi was stunned.

"1 yuan." She smiled.

Zhao Jiadi took out a wad of money, put it in her hand, then handed over the money to the driver, and handed him a cigarette. Tian Tufei stood behind the driver.The master spoke an authentic Tianjin accent, took the money and got into the car. He cast a reluctant look at the woman, and the taxi left slowly.

"You are not a professional killer, are you?" Zhao Jiadi turned to face the woman and smiled.

"No, I'm Miss." She smiled, and she was very sincere when she laughed. In fact, even if she told a lie, there are men who are willing to believe that it is the most pleasing truth in the world.

"After receiving the money, you can find a place to sleep by yourself today, and I can book a room for you. Go back to Shanghai tomorrow, and don't be a lady if you can." Zhao Jiadi smiled and finally recovered Zhao Baliang's true colors .

"No business?" She asked in surprise, looking very aggrieved and hurt.

"Don't dare, I'm afraid you're a killer." Zhao Jiadi half-jokingly said, "Besides, you're so pretty, if you take a step back, you're really a lady, and you can't get any business. You are quite courageous, but I really dare not touch it today."

"Didn't you men say that peony flowers are also romantic if you die as a ghost?" She tilted her head slightly, with an innocent face that didn't match her age.

Tian Tufei is an expert even than Zhao Jiadi, seeing that this overly good-looking woman is not a Lianjiazi, and the possibility of hiding a gun on her body is very small, so he puts a distance away.Zhao Jiadi laughed and said, "That's a lie, at least I won't do it."

"No regrets?" she smiled.

"I don't know." Zhao Jiadi said seriously, "We are currently fighting fiercely."

Young woman, Zhao Jiadi felt that this might be the most beautiful and most flavorful perfect young woman he could meet in his life.

"I'm really a lady." She confirmed again.

"I'm really stupid to believe your words this time." Zhao Jiadi said cheerfully, no matter what, to meet such an interesting girl, today's troubles and careful calculations are all worth it.

"Believe it or not, you are an idiot. Look, I said I came to ts. Do you start to believe it? If you don't believe it, what will happen? Then I say I am a young lady, but you still don't believe me, what will be the result?" She blinked blink.

"The result is that I regret it for the rest of my life." Zhao Jiadi was happy, and he took her hand, noticing that she hesitated and trembled slightly, but maybe it was Zhao Jiadi's illusion that he burst out with a potential far beyond the standard line Value, "Let's go, open the room. The money for the [-] buns is gone. If it's not worth it, it's not worth it. If it's not, I'm two hundred and five."

After getting into the car, Shangque was the driver.Tian Tufei's car cleared the way.

"Hey, there are so many bodyguards, your family is really rich." Although the woman got into the car with Zhao Jiadi, she sat some distance away from him, and her eyes were a little blurred.

"There are a lot of money in this place so fast, and it's me who is talking about it. This proves that selling steamed buns is a very profitable industry. Why don't you sell steamed stuffed buns with me and make steamed stuffed buns." Zhao Jiadi teased.

She shook her head slightly, and said softly: "I won't always be a young lady."

Zhao Jiadi wondered, "Miss, can she still play a guest role?"

She was silent, smiling, virtuous and virtuous, with the demeanor of a typical good wife and mother.

(End of this chapter)