Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 134 Check and Balance
Zhao Jiadi was in no mood to pay attention to what she was talking about with Huang Fangfei. He glanced at her calmly, and asked with a straight face, have you met my grandma?She had a look of reason and said Lafayette, see, I also walked with her to Yuchi, Lafayette likes me.Just as Zhao Jiadi was about to swear, she looked at Zhao Jiadi, her eyes shifted, she quietly stretched out a finger, and pointed to Huang Fangfei who was silent at the side, Zhao Jiadi resisted dragging the girl The urge to go to bed, said Sister Pei, I will go out for a morning run, you continue to chat with auntie, it happens that auntie has no one to talk to at home.She stood up and said no, I'll run with you in the morning.

Without giving Zhao Jiadi a chance to refuse, she apologized to Huang Fangfei and smiled and said, "Fangfei, I will tell you about the Lan Club when I come back."Huang Fangfei nodded and watched the two leave the living room thoughtfully.Zhao Jiadi went running in the morning on his own, and kept silent. She chattered aside and said that the longer I live, the richer your family will be. If I can marry into your family like your stepmother, I will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life.But Lafayette is a very wise old lady. I was terrified in front of her. I had to consider every word before I said it. Living under the eyes of Lafayette, I am satisfied materially, but I feel uncomfortable in my heart. Alas, I am also a woman with a wicked mother-in-law, so I can understand.

Zhao Jiadi said angrily, don't speak ill of my grandma, be careful I will beat you.She followed behind Zhao Jiadi with a little difficulty, and said with a smile that this is not a bad word, yes, Lafayette really loves you as a grandson, and she and I will fight each other in terms of IQ and EQ, and the old lady will feel at ease only when she talks about you , Aiwujiwu, only to have a sincere smile on my face.

The two jogged out of the iron gate, saw the frozen Yinlong River, their eyes were very strange, they stopped, bent over and gasped and asked if I could walk up it?Zhao Jiadi was caught in an undercurrent by her carrying him behind his back in the morning, so he lost the mood to run in the morning, and simply squatted by the bank of the Yinlong River, looking at the ice surface, he didn't feel good and wanted to die, so he went up.She really rushed down, twirling happily on the river. She probably has a background in ballet yoga or Shaoxing Opera Huangmei Opera. I thought of the famous article written by Cao Zhi of the Three Kingdoms to his sister-in-law Zhen Ji. Unfortunately, Zhao Jiadi's literary talent and science talent are inversely proportional. I can't even remember the first few sentences of it. This is a popular idiom. Zhao Jiadi is used to selective memory for information that is not very practical. These descriptions are used on the woman in front of him, and there is a kind of tongue-twisting fit. The sad and beautiful woman walks slowly on the waves, and the socks are dusty.

It's a pity that soon Zhao Jia became annoyed for the first time, because the girl who was still calm and relaxed a moment ago was bouncing around, as if she was tired of work and wanted to carve a hole in the ice, so Zhao Jia ran down in a hurry, He picked her up, carried her on his shoulders, and cursed loudly, son of a bitch, don't drag me down if you want to die, I am a landlubber, you really jumped out of a hole and fell, I will not be able to clean up by jumping into the Yellow River in my life .She giggled and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. At worst, if we die together, we'll just die for love. What a romantic way to die. It's better than me dying in a sick bed, right?"Zhao Jiadi had a headache and egg pain and said that you want to go to Huangpu River, the capital of demons, don't get involved with me, you and I can't even count as concubines, one sells meat and the other buys meat, don't play with vulgar petty bourgeois sentiments, luckily I didn't eat breakfast.She laughed even harder, and shouted Zhao Baliang loudly, I love you the most.In the distance, some old men and women standing on the shore doing morning exercises raised their ears one by one.

Zhao Jiadi said in a low voice, don't ruin my reputation, I am a good young man in the village.Being carried by the rough, she continued to shout Zhao Baliang, don't forget to call sister Pei Fu in the future, this is the qualification you have earned yourself.Zhao Jia slapped her on the butt for the first time, shouting what the hell, Pei Fu?admire?Wouldn't it be admirable for me to call you, you probably want to take advantage of me on purpose.After landing on the shore and putting her down, Zhao Jiadi plucked a leaf from a tree in the green belt and continued to squat. She squatted with him, aggrieved and coquettish, my shirt was torn by you , do you have the heart to let a dainty beauty wear torn clothes?Zhao Jiadi said without hesitation, I can't bear to have you frozen into an ice sculpture, and then throwing you into the river will be justifiable.

She felt aggrieved and said that you don't spoil me at all. In the book, rich men on TV love their mistresses very much.Zhao Jiadi glanced at her from the corner of his eye, and said indifferently that she knows how to be a man and knows how to be Xiaomi's mistress. Look at your own slutty morals. Is there a mistress like you who visits home openly and is not ashamed at all?She sighed, saying that I love you so deeply.Zhao Jiadi hastened to tell you to stay away from me.She wondered what's wrong?Zhao Jiadi said you let me vomit for a while.She smiled coquettishly and cursed.I really want to vomit, okay, let’s kiss, you spit in my mouth.Being driven crazy, Zhao Jiadi now really wishes he had a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, or a bottle of wine, he would get himself drunk.

Baliang little brother.She yelled coquettishly.

Shout out to you, sir.Zhao Jiadi snorted.

Lord, the slave family greets you, I will have a good time with the slave family tonight.She said shamelessly.

Pei Fu, are you like this at home?Zhao Jiadi wondered.

No way, but she is dignified and virtuous, she manages the family well at home, and saves face for the two families outside, no one can pick a thorn.They have never heard me swear a word in their life, never scolded anyone, never seen me get angry once, a good woman like me, marrying home is a blessing in eight lifetimes.She didn't blush at all.

Sorry, if I remember correctly, you were a very competent slut last night, with a lot of words.Zhao Jiadi retorted.

You are the only exception.If I wanted to be a good wife and mother in front of you, I would be really stupid.she laughed.

Zhao Jiadi didn't want to start this topic anymore, put the leaves to his lips, and blew an unknown little tune, his mood was peaceful and he was no longer impetuous.She was a little absorbed in listening, squatting, resting her cheeks, staring at the white and snow-covered distance.After Zhao Jiadi finished playing the tune, she still didn't look away, she just murmured lightly that I can't move my bangs at all, because if I move, I will become a completely different person in the eyes of others, not to say Good-looking or not good-looking, but a different temperament, no longer the gentle, courteous and thrifty in their impression, the corners of my eyes and brows are much softer, and I will look gentle and cute. Elders like this feeling, and men like it. I know the charming style of time.If I lift my bangs and reveal my forehead, which I think is beautiful, I will become more mature and shrewd, and I will change from a good-talking good boy to a queen, so that they will panic, be afraid, and chatter endlessly.Listening to her tepid complaints, Zhao Jiadi dropped the leaf and was in a daze.She turned her head and smiled, brushed her bangs, and said, look, am I very sharp now, a different person?When Zhao Jiadi turned his head and looked, he had the illusion of seeing Aunt Cai, although their faces did not resemble each other at all.

officials.she shouted.

Zhao Jiadi was speechless and continued to be in a daze.

At this time, you should call my wife immediately.She said seriously.

Oh lady.Zhao Jiadi said casually.

But she was still very happy, and the haze was gone from her brows and eyes.

Back to Zhao's house on the top of the mountain, we had breakfast together.Brother Zhao Yan, who was sleeping late at the time, was reluctant to be woken up by his mother, and his sleepy eyes were hazy, but when he saw the woman next to Zhao Jiadi, his eyes, which were roughly similar to her mother's, widened and bulged.The atmosphere of the breakfast was treacherous, nominally Zhao Jiadi's god-sister and mistress chatted with Huang Fangfei on some elegant topics exclusive to ladies, and Lafayette was not dark-faced, and occasionally had a chat with her who was brought by his grandson in the middle of the night. Two sentences, although not too hot, but enough to impress people, and brother Zhao Yan kept looking at Zhao Jiadi, hoping that the brother with great powers could give him some explanation, Zhao Jiadi ignored this one who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic Brother, just concentrate on drinking their Zhao family's famous polenta.

After the meal, Zhao Jiadi was taken aback by the women around him. It turned out that she got up to clean up the bowls and chopsticks. It was natural, and her hands and feet were neat, and she was by no means a temporary hug. I just talked to her about Huang Fangfei's expression in private clubs in Yanjing and Shanghai It's very interesting, Lafayette saw it, but kept his face, and dragged Zhao Jiadi to the yard to sit and bask in the sun.Zhao Jiadi thought for a while and wanted to choose what he could say briefly. Lafayette, who has never seen so many storms in his life, listened quietly. After listening quietly, he smiled kindly and said that grandma is not an old antique. She knows that boys have grown up. A woman is always needed to warm the bed.Originally, Dongcao had to do this kind of thing, but I know you are not willing to do it, and she may not really want to do it before marrying into the house and writing her name in the ancestral hall of our old Zhao family. Take care of you all the time. I have no objection to such a woman who understands the general situation. In the morning, she told me thoroughly that she is a married woman. She is willing to be your mistress for a short time. I was really not happy at first , but looking at her at the dining table, and then looking at that vixen, I changed my original intention, thinking that it would be good for a woman who is more beautiful and more scheming than the vixen to enter the Zhao family, even if it is for a short time, so as to save the woman I really thought that the mother and the son could be powerful in the Zhao family.

Zhao Jiadi never said anything good or bad about Huang Fangfei, no matter inside or outside the Zhao family, even in front of his grandma. Every time grandma talked about a vixen, he kept silent.And Lafayette and this grandson have had a tacit understanding since they were young. They are never polite in front of him, and they can say whatever they want. The mantra is that they will be reborn as Xiao Baliang's grandmother in the next life, and they will be hurt for the rest of their lives.The old lady is very strange. Generally speaking, elderly people like to lie down and bask in the sun. She doesn't like it, so she has to sit upright. The aura is extremely cold and gloomy. For an old man who is meticulous to the extreme, one can imagine the situation Huang Fangfei has been in for more than ten years.The old lady said slowly that Huang Fangfei wanted to fight for brother Zhao Yan's future, and I was also a mother before, so I have no objection to this, but she can't just treat her son as a human being, I only treat you as my grandson, not That little white-eyed wolf is a grandson, that's because I have the confidence, I am Zhao Shanhu's big wife, I am Zhao Sanjin's mother, I gave birth to Zhao Sanjin when I was pregnant in October, what is she, Huang Fangfei, why, no Was she brought into this house? Hmph, I just want her to be unable to straighten up.Baliang, this woman has to be fought by women to relieve her anger.But grandma can protect you for another 20 years at most. When grandma is gone, who will come?Dongcao is a child who does big things. She doesn't know how to do the intrigue in these small corners, and she may not be able to do it well, so I think this woman named Pei Fu is pretty good. She looks like your little grandma, but her temper is like yours. I can hold Huang Fangfei down.

Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly and said, Grandma, you really have a plan for thousands of miles, and you are also a god.Grandma shook her head and said that I am just an old lady who carefully dialed her own abacus, that's all. Although grandma is not very smart, she still has some shrewdness. After following your grandpa, I told myself that I will never let outsiders bully our old Zhao in this life. Family, for so many years, I have been persisting in this way, because of this, I have lost a lot of things, but being a human being, there is no such thing as perfect.Zhao Jiadi laughed and said, I can hear Leopard's grandfather often say that in the early 70s, grandpa was treated as a bull ghost-snake god and wanted to parade in a high hat, and you stopped him with a big belly and a kitchen knife in one hand Yes, the gang of old guys who wanted to punish grandpa back then have suffered a lot in these years.The old lady smiled and said that it was all rubbish, so it's okay not to talk about it.Zhao Jiadi smiled and said nothing, but he was very embarrassed in his heart. During those difficult years, it can be said that grandma alone supported the old Zhao family. Grandpa has a bad temper. If he is wrong, he is wrong. Without saying a word, the little grandma is a woman who is indifferent to the world. If grandma hadn't gritted her teeth, God knows what kind of mess the Zhao family is today.

If Lafayette was just an old lady who knew how to swear by shrews, he would definitely not be able to cultivate King Zhao Yan who bravely broke his way in the three northeastern provinces.

(End of this chapter)