Lao Tzu is a toad
Chapter 213
Chapter 213
Situ Jianqiang and the ponytail parked their bicycles and went back to the dormitory. The result was a 18-year-old picture that was not suitable for children. A group of shirtless animals in shorts formed a semi-circle, enjoying an epic war played on Li Feng's desktop In this film, the heroines who perform passionately are all big names in a certain circle, which requires a lot of sweat, and the audience will not buy it if they don't work hard.Yuan Shu blushed and took two steps back, hiding in the corridor, Zhao Jiadi and Situ Jianqiang walked in.Ma Xiaotiao is not very interested in cavalry movies. He lay on the bed and watched an old edition of "International Enterprise Management". On the shoulders of the man, he laughed and scolded that there is a daughter outside, so restrain yourself.
Li Feng caught a glimpse of the figure with ponytail, coughed twice, and announced that the movie viewing will be suspended for a while and will continue later.The unsatisfactory six or seven tickets evacuated the dormitory. Li Feng and Shen Han hurriedly put on something, and Yuan Shu walked into the spotless dormitory. After saying hello, he sat quietly in Zhao Jiadi's seat. Seeing such a cleanliness boy’s dormitory, I was stunned. I immediately felt that it was Zhao Ge’s cottage, it was a land of feng shui, with a sense of immortality, and flatteringly took out the Yellow Crane Tower 1916, and handed it to the three Bodhisattvas one by one. The Yellow Crane Tower in Que’s bedroom has long been taken privately by Fat Peony. Fortunately, Situ Jianqiang’s strategic reserves are almost endless. Not to mention more than 1000 cigarettes, it is tens of thousands of real gold and silver. If you can go through the relationship channels, please go to bed. I spent two months in the front line of my father's company without water, and followed the two masters to run sales. I am familiar with mid-to-low-end bathing places and high-end clubs. beaten track.
Marshal Shen was not willing to smoke, put his ears on, and punched Zhao Jia's first punch. He said carelessly that I heard that you went to Hangzhou for an internship during the summer vacation, and you don't know how to reimburse me for the travel expenses. You are so stingy, how can you be a brother, ah?The word ah is a rising tone that is full of Marshal Shen's personal style. Li Feng always said that Shen Han, a bastard, is born to be an official, and he is full of official accents, so he doesn't need to learn it.Shen Han always said solemnly that when Marshal Ben is admitted to the civil service and holds a solid job, he must goug out the eyes of all those who look down on others.And often at this time, Li Feng will mercilessly attack you, saying that you are at most a small official at the department level, and if you meet the second generation of rich or second generation officials, you will also stop cooking, and maybe you will have to pass toilet paper to wipe your butt.The two bickered non-stop, evenly matched, and they never got tired of it.When Ma Xiaotiao saw Situ Qiangjian throw away the book, he wondered if this is your brother again?
Without waiting for Zhao Jiadi's explanation, Situ Jianqiang climbed up the pole to meet his opponent, but it was not a kiss.
Zhao Jiadi was too lazy to talk too much, and introduced him as Xiaoqiang, a freshman from Fudan University who came to our school to show his sense of superiority.Situ Jianqiang declared embarrassingly: No, no, how dare, Brother Zhao, don't push me into the fire pit, I won't be able to climb up.Zhao Jiadi smiled at Ma Xiaotiao and said that the two of you must have a common language, one drives a BMW and the other drives a Q7, both are the sons of Gou Ri.Ma Xiaotiao rolled his eyes and said please, q7 can buy two Xiaohongs.Li Feng, whose interests in the dormitory are above all else, calculated that it was good, and he finally didn't have to squeeze Xiao Bao when he went out to have fun.Marshal Shen smiled and asked when he would drive to our school, so that I could feel the atmosphere of a high-end car.Situ Jianqiang blushed, not quite used to 103's teasing.In his world, q7 can be regarded as an entry-level model at most. For example, the father is a rich second generation of Wenzhou who builds ships, and he knows that he is a Lamborghini. strangeness.
Take Situ Jianqiang for a tour around the small campus, and let this kid go. Situ Jianqiang got on his bicycle and evacuated, singing the national anthem at the top of his voice. After 10 minutes, Zhao Jiadi and Ponytail were sitting On a secluded lawn in the playground, the right time and place, Zhao Jiadi was about to take advantage of the situation to do some small tricks, when Situ Jianqiang called and hesitantly said Brother Zhao, I'm sorry, halfway through the ride, I forgot how to go back.Zhao Jiadi was furious, and scolded with a smile, saying that he crawled back and found it difficult to find the police.Situ Jianqiang let out a oh, and Zhao Jiadi had to re-brew the atmosphere. After about 10 minutes, he felt that it was almost a matter of course. Situ Jianqiang called again and timidly said Brother Zhao, I finally arrived at the gate of your school.Zhao Jiadi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said you wait, and I will bring Yuan Shu back to Dan by the way.Gathering at the door, Zhao Jiadi kicked the bastard's ass, Situ Jianqiang looked "shy" and embarrassedly made a face at the squad leader, sitting on the back seat with a ponytail, leaning against Zhao Jiadi Back, with a gorgeous smile.
Zhao Jiadi returned from Fudan leisurely on that cheap mount. When he arrived at the dormitory, he turned on the computer and logged on to QQ. The number of people on QQ was still very small, but compared to two years ago, there were more men and women. The group of excellent rich second generations that Xiaotiao knew, Xiaocao who started a business in Xitang, Hu Qiong Xiaoniuniu, the husband and wife team, they can all be counted as young people with a bottom line, and the group that Situ Jianqiang involved, For example, I knew Qi Hao, a pair of dog legs. At the end of ponytail’s high school, they volunteered to solve many small troubles for Zhao Jiadi. There is another way, and then there is the little loli Chen Qingzhi. Unfortunately, Xiao Nizi is probably too busy playing Tetris or clearing mines, so she never took the initiative to contact Zhao Jiadi.In addition, there are Wei pp, several middle-level leaders in the CICC office on msn, and of course the typical gold-collar elite, Lin Peng.As soon as Zhao Jiadi was on qq, he was caught in a video. At first he thought it was Li Zhijin, a girl from Dongguan, who had come back to life. After seeing it, he realized that it was the elusive Wang Banjin. After careful calculation, Zhao Jiadi hadn’t seen her since she returned to China. she.
Wang Banjin unexpectedly wore a suit of more formal clothes, and sat upright under the camera, but her expression made Zhao Jiadi more vigilant, because she took out her signature eyes of resentful women, and said shyly: "Xiao Baliang, Now there are two pieces of news, one good and one bad, which one do you want to hear first?"
Zhao Jiadi didn't give her a chance to deal with the moth at all, and said firmly: "I don't even want to hear it!"
Wang Banjin's half-coquettish and half-resentful eyes were even more endearing, regardless of Zhao Jiadi's decision, he continued: "The bad news is that my sister is pregnant with your child."
Zhao Jiadi was furious: "I am pregnant with you!"
Wang Banjin said delicately: "The good news is, twins, twins."
Zhao Jiadi gritted his teeth and said, "Wang Banjin, itchy skin, don't think I dare not whip you."
Wang Banjin stretched out his orchid finger to pretend to be in a daze, and said winkingly, "Ah, sister just happened to have a whip candle here. Just be careful not to move the fetal gas."
Ma Xiaotiao, Li Feng, and Marshal Shen quickly put down their respective tasks and ran behind Zhao Jiadi with lightning speed. Enchanting eyes dazzled, but at the time Zhao Jiadi said that Wang Banjin was his brother, which almost made Shen Han change his sexual orientation, now he secretly asked Zhao Jiadi, is this your brother?Zhao Jiadi, who was getting angry, said rightly, it's my brother, a dead ladyboy, who just came back from Thailand.Wang Banjin obviously caught sight of the three people behind Zhao Jiadi, this daji-style vixen, said with a smile, you are my husband's roommates, right?Ma Xiaotiao is a little bit better, because he has been influenced by Pei, the number one young woman in Hangzhou, and has a certain ability to fight and is relatively calm. Charm, raise the white flag directly, nod quickly, Brother Liangchu smiles as weakly as he wants.Zhao Jiadi warned Dao Wang Banjin, if you go crazy again, I will turn off the video.Wang Banjin curled his lips and said boringly, okay, let me introduce myself solemnly, Zhao Baliang's sister, Wang Banjin, is a half-father and half-mother.The farthest distance in the world, and the most painful distance for sister Mimi, is this~
Zhao Jiadi was on the verge of collapse, and Ma Xiaotiao and the others were in cold sweat. This sister was indeed a little too strong.
Wang Daji pointed at Zhao Jiadi's back, and asked with a smile, "Hey, little brothers, what's your name?"
Ma Xiaotiao.
Ma Xiaotiao couldn't laugh or cry to declare his name.
Li, Li Feng.
The head of the dormitory, Li Feng, was extremely honored, his voice trembling uncontrollably.
Marshal Shen, no no, Shen Han, Shen of Shenyang, Chao of the Han Dynasty, no, Han of the Han Dynasty.
Shen Han was even more nervous to the point of shame.
Zhao Jiadi scolded with a smile: "Do you dare to be more embarrassing?"
Afterwards, Zhao Jiadi's business was completely gone. Wang Banjin was like the queen meeting her courtiers, and explained a lot to Ma Xiaotiao and the other three, for example, to help keep an eye on Zhao Baliang's classmate, not to mess with flowers, and not to let him smoke. Too much alcohol, can't stay up all night, can't throw socks around, make a mess, Wang Banjin gave advice for a long time, and almost told Zhao Jiadi not to defecate everywhere, Zhao Jiadi kept protesting to no avail, so he just sat next to him and made a drink Tea, out of sight, out of ear, out of hearing, out of mind, half an hour later, Wang Banjin finally dispatched the three generals who quickly fell to her camp, and summoned Zhao Jiadi back. The weasel greeted the chicken with a charming smile, and said: "Baliang, do you miss my sister?"
In an instant, Zhao Jiadi's vigor was burnished, and he asked back, "What do you think?"
Wang Banjin showed the posture of a little woman with the sun coming out from the west, with red eyes, looking pitifully at Zhao Baliang.
Zhao Jiadi sneered and said, "The acting skills are really good."
Wang Banjin immediately showed the tail of the fox, baring his teeth and claws and humming: "I have no conscience, I won't show you how my sister looks like a fish falling into a wild goose!"
Wang Banjin not only turned off the video, but went offline directly on QQ.
"Student Zhao Jiadi, with a sister who is as beautiful as a fairy, I don't know how to introduce it to my brothers earlier? Brothers don't dare to desecrate fairies, but it is enough to be contaminated with fairy spirit and cultivate their thoughts and sentiments." Has become Wang Banjin The hard-core Li Fengqiu began to settle accounts.
"Comrade Zhao, the awareness of your league members is really outrageous." Shen Han sat on the chair with a big horse and a golden sword, holding the Yellow Crane Tower that Situ Jianqiang respected in his mouth.
"Zhao Jiadi, it's really your sister, it doesn't look like it." Ma Xiaotiao smiled and continued to read "International Management". He might be the only sane guy left in the dormitory.
Zhao Jiadi was speechless.
Zhao Jiadi sat for a while, and sent a text message to Han Daode, "Go to Yanjing, now."
(End of this chapter)
Situ Jianqiang and the ponytail parked their bicycles and went back to the dormitory. The result was a 18-year-old picture that was not suitable for children. A group of shirtless animals in shorts formed a semi-circle, enjoying an epic war played on Li Feng's desktop In this film, the heroines who perform passionately are all big names in a certain circle, which requires a lot of sweat, and the audience will not buy it if they don't work hard.Yuan Shu blushed and took two steps back, hiding in the corridor, Zhao Jiadi and Situ Jianqiang walked in.Ma Xiaotiao is not very interested in cavalry movies. He lay on the bed and watched an old edition of "International Enterprise Management". On the shoulders of the man, he laughed and scolded that there is a daughter outside, so restrain yourself.
Li Feng caught a glimpse of the figure with ponytail, coughed twice, and announced that the movie viewing will be suspended for a while and will continue later.The unsatisfactory six or seven tickets evacuated the dormitory. Li Feng and Shen Han hurriedly put on something, and Yuan Shu walked into the spotless dormitory. After saying hello, he sat quietly in Zhao Jiadi's seat. Seeing such a cleanliness boy’s dormitory, I was stunned. I immediately felt that it was Zhao Ge’s cottage, it was a land of feng shui, with a sense of immortality, and flatteringly took out the Yellow Crane Tower 1916, and handed it to the three Bodhisattvas one by one. The Yellow Crane Tower in Que’s bedroom has long been taken privately by Fat Peony. Fortunately, Situ Jianqiang’s strategic reserves are almost endless. Not to mention more than 1000 cigarettes, it is tens of thousands of real gold and silver. If you can go through the relationship channels, please go to bed. I spent two months in the front line of my father's company without water, and followed the two masters to run sales. I am familiar with mid-to-low-end bathing places and high-end clubs. beaten track.
Marshal Shen was not willing to smoke, put his ears on, and punched Zhao Jia's first punch. He said carelessly that I heard that you went to Hangzhou for an internship during the summer vacation, and you don't know how to reimburse me for the travel expenses. You are so stingy, how can you be a brother, ah?The word ah is a rising tone that is full of Marshal Shen's personal style. Li Feng always said that Shen Han, a bastard, is born to be an official, and he is full of official accents, so he doesn't need to learn it.Shen Han always said solemnly that when Marshal Ben is admitted to the civil service and holds a solid job, he must goug out the eyes of all those who look down on others.And often at this time, Li Feng will mercilessly attack you, saying that you are at most a small official at the department level, and if you meet the second generation of rich or second generation officials, you will also stop cooking, and maybe you will have to pass toilet paper to wipe your butt.The two bickered non-stop, evenly matched, and they never got tired of it.When Ma Xiaotiao saw Situ Qiangjian throw away the book, he wondered if this is your brother again?
Without waiting for Zhao Jiadi's explanation, Situ Jianqiang climbed up the pole to meet his opponent, but it was not a kiss.
Zhao Jiadi was too lazy to talk too much, and introduced him as Xiaoqiang, a freshman from Fudan University who came to our school to show his sense of superiority.Situ Jianqiang declared embarrassingly: No, no, how dare, Brother Zhao, don't push me into the fire pit, I won't be able to climb up.Zhao Jiadi smiled at Ma Xiaotiao and said that the two of you must have a common language, one drives a BMW and the other drives a Q7, both are the sons of Gou Ri.Ma Xiaotiao rolled his eyes and said please, q7 can buy two Xiaohongs.Li Feng, whose interests in the dormitory are above all else, calculated that it was good, and he finally didn't have to squeeze Xiao Bao when he went out to have fun.Marshal Shen smiled and asked when he would drive to our school, so that I could feel the atmosphere of a high-end car.Situ Jianqiang blushed, not quite used to 103's teasing.In his world, q7 can be regarded as an entry-level model at most. For example, the father is a rich second generation of Wenzhou who builds ships, and he knows that he is a Lamborghini. strangeness.
Take Situ Jianqiang for a tour around the small campus, and let this kid go. Situ Jianqiang got on his bicycle and evacuated, singing the national anthem at the top of his voice. After 10 minutes, Zhao Jiadi and Ponytail were sitting On a secluded lawn in the playground, the right time and place, Zhao Jiadi was about to take advantage of the situation to do some small tricks, when Situ Jianqiang called and hesitantly said Brother Zhao, I'm sorry, halfway through the ride, I forgot how to go back.Zhao Jiadi was furious, and scolded with a smile, saying that he crawled back and found it difficult to find the police.Situ Jianqiang let out a oh, and Zhao Jiadi had to re-brew the atmosphere. After about 10 minutes, he felt that it was almost a matter of course. Situ Jianqiang called again and timidly said Brother Zhao, I finally arrived at the gate of your school.Zhao Jiadi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said you wait, and I will bring Yuan Shu back to Dan by the way.Gathering at the door, Zhao Jiadi kicked the bastard's ass, Situ Jianqiang looked "shy" and embarrassedly made a face at the squad leader, sitting on the back seat with a ponytail, leaning against Zhao Jiadi Back, with a gorgeous smile.
Zhao Jiadi returned from Fudan leisurely on that cheap mount. When he arrived at the dormitory, he turned on the computer and logged on to QQ. The number of people on QQ was still very small, but compared to two years ago, there were more men and women. The group of excellent rich second generations that Xiaotiao knew, Xiaocao who started a business in Xitang, Hu Qiong Xiaoniuniu, the husband and wife team, they can all be counted as young people with a bottom line, and the group that Situ Jianqiang involved, For example, I knew Qi Hao, a pair of dog legs. At the end of ponytail’s high school, they volunteered to solve many small troubles for Zhao Jiadi. There is another way, and then there is the little loli Chen Qingzhi. Unfortunately, Xiao Nizi is probably too busy playing Tetris or clearing mines, so she never took the initiative to contact Zhao Jiadi.In addition, there are Wei pp, several middle-level leaders in the CICC office on msn, and of course the typical gold-collar elite, Lin Peng.As soon as Zhao Jiadi was on qq, he was caught in a video. At first he thought it was Li Zhijin, a girl from Dongguan, who had come back to life. After seeing it, he realized that it was the elusive Wang Banjin. After careful calculation, Zhao Jiadi hadn’t seen her since she returned to China. she.
Wang Banjin unexpectedly wore a suit of more formal clothes, and sat upright under the camera, but her expression made Zhao Jiadi more vigilant, because she took out her signature eyes of resentful women, and said shyly: "Xiao Baliang, Now there are two pieces of news, one good and one bad, which one do you want to hear first?"
Zhao Jiadi didn't give her a chance to deal with the moth at all, and said firmly: "I don't even want to hear it!"
Wang Banjin's half-coquettish and half-resentful eyes were even more endearing, regardless of Zhao Jiadi's decision, he continued: "The bad news is that my sister is pregnant with your child."
Zhao Jiadi was furious: "I am pregnant with you!"
Wang Banjin said delicately: "The good news is, twins, twins."
Zhao Jiadi gritted his teeth and said, "Wang Banjin, itchy skin, don't think I dare not whip you."
Wang Banjin stretched out his orchid finger to pretend to be in a daze, and said winkingly, "Ah, sister just happened to have a whip candle here. Just be careful not to move the fetal gas."
Ma Xiaotiao, Li Feng, and Marshal Shen quickly put down their respective tasks and ran behind Zhao Jiadi with lightning speed. Enchanting eyes dazzled, but at the time Zhao Jiadi said that Wang Banjin was his brother, which almost made Shen Han change his sexual orientation, now he secretly asked Zhao Jiadi, is this your brother?Zhao Jiadi, who was getting angry, said rightly, it's my brother, a dead ladyboy, who just came back from Thailand.Wang Banjin obviously caught sight of the three people behind Zhao Jiadi, this daji-style vixen, said with a smile, you are my husband's roommates, right?Ma Xiaotiao is a little bit better, because he has been influenced by Pei, the number one young woman in Hangzhou, and has a certain ability to fight and is relatively calm. Charm, raise the white flag directly, nod quickly, Brother Liangchu smiles as weakly as he wants.Zhao Jiadi warned Dao Wang Banjin, if you go crazy again, I will turn off the video.Wang Banjin curled his lips and said boringly, okay, let me introduce myself solemnly, Zhao Baliang's sister, Wang Banjin, is a half-father and half-mother.The farthest distance in the world, and the most painful distance for sister Mimi, is this~
Zhao Jiadi was on the verge of collapse, and Ma Xiaotiao and the others were in cold sweat. This sister was indeed a little too strong.
Wang Daji pointed at Zhao Jiadi's back, and asked with a smile, "Hey, little brothers, what's your name?"
Ma Xiaotiao.
Ma Xiaotiao couldn't laugh or cry to declare his name.
Li, Li Feng.
The head of the dormitory, Li Feng, was extremely honored, his voice trembling uncontrollably.
Marshal Shen, no no, Shen Han, Shen of Shenyang, Chao of the Han Dynasty, no, Han of the Han Dynasty.
Shen Han was even more nervous to the point of shame.
Zhao Jiadi scolded with a smile: "Do you dare to be more embarrassing?"
Afterwards, Zhao Jiadi's business was completely gone. Wang Banjin was like the queen meeting her courtiers, and explained a lot to Ma Xiaotiao and the other three, for example, to help keep an eye on Zhao Baliang's classmate, not to mess with flowers, and not to let him smoke. Too much alcohol, can't stay up all night, can't throw socks around, make a mess, Wang Banjin gave advice for a long time, and almost told Zhao Jiadi not to defecate everywhere, Zhao Jiadi kept protesting to no avail, so he just sat next to him and made a drink Tea, out of sight, out of ear, out of hearing, out of mind, half an hour later, Wang Banjin finally dispatched the three generals who quickly fell to her camp, and summoned Zhao Jiadi back. The weasel greeted the chicken with a charming smile, and said: "Baliang, do you miss my sister?"
In an instant, Zhao Jiadi's vigor was burnished, and he asked back, "What do you think?"
Wang Banjin showed the posture of a little woman with the sun coming out from the west, with red eyes, looking pitifully at Zhao Baliang.
Zhao Jiadi sneered and said, "The acting skills are really good."
Wang Banjin immediately showed the tail of the fox, baring his teeth and claws and humming: "I have no conscience, I won't show you how my sister looks like a fish falling into a wild goose!"
Wang Banjin not only turned off the video, but went offline directly on QQ.
"Student Zhao Jiadi, with a sister who is as beautiful as a fairy, I don't know how to introduce it to my brothers earlier? Brothers don't dare to desecrate fairies, but it is enough to be contaminated with fairy spirit and cultivate their thoughts and sentiments." Has become Wang Banjin The hard-core Li Fengqiu began to settle accounts.
"Comrade Zhao, the awareness of your league members is really outrageous." Shen Han sat on the chair with a big horse and a golden sword, holding the Yellow Crane Tower that Situ Jianqiang respected in his mouth.
"Zhao Jiadi, it's really your sister, it doesn't look like it." Ma Xiaotiao smiled and continued to read "International Management". He might be the only sane guy left in the dormitory.
Zhao Jiadi was speechless.
Zhao Jiadi sat for a while, and sent a text message to Han Daode, "Go to Yanjing, now."
(End of this chapter)
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