Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 215
The street lamps elongated her lonely figure, the woman stepped on the grid, stepped on her own shadow, and hummed an out-of-key Beijing opera to amuse herself.The most impatient, she jumped and danced for more than three hours. When she was tired, she sat on the side of the road to rest for a while, talking to herself nervously.Zhao Jiadi heaved a sigh of relief, told Han Daode to stop far away, walked over gently, and said with a smile, Wang Banjin, you are not bored.She was busy brewing a high note, and when she heard the sound, she turned her head suddenly, and then turned her head again, with an expression that the girl was sulking and no one would bother her.Zhao Jiadi squatted nearby, smoking a cigarette, slightly raised his head to look at those slender legs that had swayed coquettishly in the video countless times, wasting time with her.Wang Banjin was tired from jumping, and found that the treble could not be reached, a little discouraged, holding the bag, looking down at Zhao Jiadi with his hands on his hips, humming, playing the dick for my sister, she is going to play the little sparrow die.Zhao Jiadi curled his lips and said in disdain that you can't move, Wang Banjin, you have to look at the development of things from the perspective of development, besides, you, a big girl with yellow flowers, is full of food and plays the stuff of Yushu Linfeng youth, no Disgusting.Wang Banjin said angrily to Zhao Baliang, I am your sister, don't be Wang Banjin, Wang Banjin, believe it or not, I dragged you into the grove for a while? !Zhao Jiadi got up slowly, stomped out the cigarette butt, and said with a smile, I'll help you find a place to live. It's okay to be dragged into the grove by you, I'm afraid that a burly man who doesn't mind meat and vegetables will come and kill us all. insulted.Wang Banjin didn't answer the topic, but just stood in front of Zhao Jiadi, made a gesture of his head, and said in surprise, wow, the short winter melon is probably taller than my sister.Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes and said please, I am taller than you since I was a freshman in high school, okay, you went to Imperial College to escape reality.

When they were young, Zhao Baliang and Wang Banjin had to draw their heights in the room every year. Girls develop early, and Baliang's classmates naturally couldn't take advantage of it. There are also nine red and one blue bars, all of which are masterpieces of Wang Banjin.

Wang Banjin sighed, "I can't sleep, what should I do?"

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "Then accompany you for a walk?"

Wang Banjin asked: "Then what if we accidentally walk up to dawn?"

Zhao Jiadi said indifferently: "You are not afraid of sleepiness, just walk. When you were young in Yanjing, it's not that you didn't do it. You were scolded by the old man, so you dragged me to suffer together. You almost died of freezing on the street."

Wang Banjin handed the bag to Zhao Jiadi, rolled up his sleeves, and squatted down.Zhao Jiadi wondered what are you going to do?Wang Banjin proudly said to recite you, it’s been a long time since I recited you, and I miss you a little.Zhao Jiadi scolded and said carrying your sister, with your malnourished little body, aren't you afraid of flashing your waist?Wang Banjin let out a groan, stood up regretfully, and suddenly raised his foot and kicked Zhao Jiadi's lifeline. Zhao Jiadi didn't change his face, and stood still. Sure enough, Wang Banjin's beautiful legs and feet were about ten centimeters away from his crotch. She kept this unsightly posture, hehe, are you scared?Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention.Wang Banjin was resentful, and was about to retract his foot, his expression froze, he remained motionless, and said with a mournful face that his foot was cramped.Zhao Jiadi, who had been bumping all night on the plane, was full of resentment and cursed at you for making you do evil, you deserve it.Cursing fiercely, Zhao Jiadi still squatted down, Wang Banjin jumped on his back, wrapped his arms around his neck, and showed his original shape with a playful smile.

"How did you come to the devil to find me?" Zhao Jiadi asked softly. Wang Banjin was lighter than he expected. She has always preached that her ideal in life is to become a fat person. Hai drink, Wang Banjin's weight in this life is nowhere near a hundred catties.

"Let's play. What about baliang, conscience discovered?" Wang Banjin tickled Zhao Jiadi's ear with a lock of hair.

"I was afraid that you would make too many people in Yanjing feel aggrieved, so I brought a bunch of magic tools and ran to do justice for the heavens." Zhao Jiadi said in a bad mood.

"I think sister Daji in "Fengshen Bang" must be in love with brother King Zhou." Wang Banjin sighed.

"Hey, Wang Banjin, you are now a dignified young leader of the Youth League Committee of Yanjing City. You have a little party spirit, okay? Don't be full of crooked ways. Just like you, the guy who is at the bottom of the class every day in the elementary school thinking class, you still give ideological education to others , aren’t you afraid of small reports flying all over the place?” Zhao Jiadi teased, she is really not heavy and walks easily.

"Those bastards, if they have the ability to send the small report directly to the old man." Wang Banjin said contemptuously.

"Then you lend them seventeen or eight guts first." Zhao Jiadi said in a cold sweat.Before the old man of the Wang family abdicated, he gave ideological education to the big brothers. It is said that once the old man who lives reclusively now goes to the Central Party School or the National Defense University, he will still be amazing.

"Baliang, why don't you come to politics? My sister is not suitable for this. My sister is a theoretical party, not a practical school." Wang Banjin said aggrievedly.

"Okay." Zhao Jiadi said bluntly.

"Huh?" Zhao Jiadi's straightforwardness was met with surprise by Wang Banjin.

"I've made up my mind, I'm going to hang out in the system." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Just fool around." Wang Banjin twisted Zhao Jiadi's ear.

"I'm not lying to you." Zhao Jiadi said helplessly.It can't be blamed for Wang Banjin's astonishment. Back then, she joined hands with her mother Wang Zhuyun to persuade Xiao Baliang to go the red route. At that time, Zhao Jiadi refused to follow her. Wang Zhuyun was surprised when she went to Hangzhou last time.

"Why pinch?" Wang Banjin muttered.

"Do you want to hear big ideals or small ideals?" Zhao Jiadi said hehe.

"Small." Wang Banjin said decisively.

"I won't tell you." Zhao Jiadi treacherously said.

Wang Banjin twisted Zhao Jiadi's cheek hard.Zhao Jiadi said angrily, "It's awkward, you are a lady, you are rubbing oil on my chest."Wang Banjin knocked Zhao Jiadi's chestnut hard, and finally let him go.

"Baliang, our Lafayette in this place in the devil city doesn't want to be seen. I didn't feel that much before, but now I think it's very hot-eyed. You must guard your body like a jade for your sister. If you want to be as beautiful as your sister Women have the determination not to look directly at them, they have the awareness to turn away all girls who are not as beautiful as sister with black silk legs, and they have the determination to turn their eyes on all girls who are not as cute and charming as sister." Wang Banjin returned to his old business, Start talking about Zhao Baliang.

"The street is full of beauties who are more coquettish than you, you come to the devil to look for inferiority." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Isn't **** short of playing? Believe it or not, my sister played your little bird into a big bird?!" Wang Banjin was furious, his body twisted, as if he was about to use a free hand to ravage Zhao Jiadi parts.

"Wang Banjin, you are a bit serious, I beg you, okay?" Zhao Jiadi broke down.

"Row."

Wang Banjin thought for a while, "You call Wang Banjin three times first, she is the most invincible, scumbag, and cute beauty in the universe."

"Sister, there's no need to do anything, right? In the middle of the night, I'm afraid of howling ghosts, and it's easy to scare others." Zhao Jiadi said helplessly.

"Don't shout, right? My sister is going to use her supernatural powers." Wang Banjin said aggressively.

"I call, your sister."

Zhao Jiadi resigned to his fate, and shouted that Wang Banjin is the most invincible and cute beauty in the universe.

"Hey, hey, you missed the shit." Wang Banjin protested angrily.

Zhao Jiadi called it a tragedy, so he yelled it all over again.

Han Daode, who was driving slowly in the distance, heard it clearly and couldn't help laughing.

Tian Tuyu, who was farther away, was similar, Hanhan said: "So there are more powerful characters than the young master."

"There are two more times." Wang Banjin said triumphantly.

"The one next door to Mara!" Zhao Jiadi finally couldn't bear the swearing, but obediently shouted it two more times.

"Baliang, my sister will buy you sweets later on. Maybe if I am happy, I will reward you with bunches of little girlfriends." Wang Banjin twisted Zhao Jiadi happily. Cheeks, a little addictive.

"Do you have your looks?" Zhao Jiadi didn't take it seriously, he heard her say that he wanted to introduce Mei Mei to him a few years ago, but now there is no one, it's all empty promises.

"How is it possible! My sister's level is beyond the reach of others."

"Then don't." Zhao Jiadi didn't hesitate at all.

"Would you like to hear about my sister's glorious history of winning glory for the country overseas?"

"Love to talk or not to talk."

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Walking and walking, at first Wang Banjin spoke and Zhao Jiadi listened, then Zhao Jiadi spoke and she listened.When Zhao Jiadi's mouth was dry, he suddenly found that Wang Banjin had fallen asleep in a very disrespectful manner.

Zhao Jiadi did not stop.

At the age of 8, a timid and crying child was thrown by his father to study in a strange place. He was ridiculed, bullied and skipped school. A girl carried him back to school, and then squatted in the corridor of the classroom, holding The cheeks are in a daze, often squatting for a day. When she was 14 years old, she played heroism with the ruffian recklessly with her best friend, and received two razor blades. She was the one who carried him to the hospital with red eyes and gritted teeth.This girl who is not that courageous actually did not cry or make noise when she was kidnapped by ordinary people, she just stubbornly said that as long as you let go, I am a virgin and you can play as you please.Two beasts grew evil from the guts, and walked towards her with a grinning grin. In the end, the little boy who suddenly went crazy stabbed one first, blinded the other, and killed the other. In that abandoned Caofeidian factory, everything was more important than tender fist All the things that hurt were dragged by the irrational child and stabbed into the kidnapper's body. When the arm was broken, he used his teeth. Finally, the bloody boy crawled to bite the rope that bound his sister's arm with his mouth, because that He was so inconspicuous back then that the kidnappers didn't even want to waste time and effort to tie him up. In the end, the boat capsized in the gutter. Mr. Huang Fengtu went out in person. When he arrived at the factory, he saw two bloody corpses. The little boy was sitting, clutching a bloody steel bar tightly, his eyes glazed over, while a girl hugged him tightly, repeating that he was not afraid.Mr. Huang has gone through a lifetime of ups and downs. At that moment, there was still a burst of turbulent bitterness. He gently took the hands of the two children and walked out of the factory. He never told anyone about this scene. When Zhao Yanwang asked, the old man just said: You Son, it's sandalwood, not fir.If you don't want to cultivate, let me do it.

That year, Zhao Jia was nine years old.Wang Banjin, 11 years old.

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Wang Banjin went back to Yanjing. After sleeping on Zhao Jiadi's back, he stretched himself comfortably and said that he was satisfied and had to go back to receive Aunt Mei's training.It was after five o'clock in the morning, and Zhao Jiadi, who had carried her all night, did not keep her and sent her to the airport. At the airport, Wang Banjin said that in order to make up for it, he would carry him for a while.Zhao Jiadi couldn't hold back her, she wobbled and carried a short distance, no matter how Zhao Jiadi taunted and hit her, she refused to give up. After Zhao Jiadi landed, she squatted on the ground, not knowing whether she was tired or crying.After a long time, when she got up, she already had a bright and charming face, and she pretended to complain that she could no longer carry Xiao Baliang.Zhao Jiadi said softly, so don't be brave. When you become a bride one day, I won't let the groom hold your hand and go in. I will carry you on my back. Even if the groom beats me, I will do it. .Wang Banjin's eyes turned red, and he said coquettishly, "Hug."Zhao Jiadi smiled and said don't play hooligans in public, it will have a bad influence.Wang Banjin hugged him. The queen, who didn't wear high heels, needed to tiptoe slightly to kiss Zhao Jiadi. Maybe it was a mistake, not the forehead, not the cheek. She kissed Zhao Jiadi's mouth all at once.

Then Her Royal Highness, whose name is Queen, stepped on her little sandals proudly, dangling her two attractive legs, and walked away.

(End of this chapter)