Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 23 It's My Brother

Wang Banjin has a lot of weird theories, such as self-suggestion, reverse regulation, or transfer of emotional value. , especially during the period when Zhao Baliang's first love ended tragically and tragically, Wang Banjin, who wasted his youth at Imperial College, would pull his "Passionate" video almost every day, put on heavy makeup that is so fascinating, and then enlighten him with earnestness, say something The big truth in the clouds, she always likes to brag from time to time: Xiaobaliang, look at how virtuous and gentle sister we are, and I almost danced a striptease for you to admire, you have to know how to cherish, you know, I have to take care of it, so when my sister returns to China, let us play the dick a hundred times.

With such a treasured sister, by the way, Zhao Jiadi’s mentality quickly matured at that tragic stage. As the saying goes, a long-term illness becomes a doctor. After being harassed by visual harassment and hearing for a long time, the ability to resist blows becomes stronger and stronger. Leaving the playground, Zhao Jiadi quickly put the negative emotions behind him, and rode a small broken car to the cafeteria to eat. The flowers were still those other people's flowers, and the cabbage was still those other people's cabbages. Zhao Jiadi couldn't bear it when he was eating I wonder when I can bring Mu Hongli to the school cafeteria, and it will be a good time.

Back in the dormitory, Ma Xiaotiao is determined to have a good time in the urban night scene this weekend. The housekeeper Li Feng did not forget to call to inquire about the battle situation. Hearing that Zhao Jiadi won No. 1, he immediately patted his chest on the phone He said that he would use 50 yuan from the red flag funds as a reward for student Zhao who won the first honor banner for the 313 dormitory.Shen Han returned to the base camp in despair after Zhao Jiadi took a bath, made tea and watched the news broadcast, lay down on the bed and sighed, Zhao Jiadi smiled and asked, "Did you confess?"

"I've confessed, Xiaoxia didn't agree. I guess she doesn't want to be too straightforward, and just wants to be ordinary friends with me." Shen Han said listlessly, and he didn't even want to carry out the calculus study plan that he couldn't understand.

Xiao Xia's name is Xia Tian, ​​she is the guzheng girl who shined at the welcome party, she is delicate and quiet, not glamorous, but she is very much to Shen Han's appetite, according to a good person, her mobile phone suddenly skyrocketed that night after the party Nearly a hundred chat messages, it can be seen that Shen Han, who is very brave, can definitely be called a thousand troops to cross the single-plank bridge. Zhao Jiadi is much luckier than Zhao Jiadi in this regard. All of them were instantly killed on the spot without a sound. Zhao Jiadi walked on the cliff, but he was the only one.

"There's a show." Zhao Jiadi encouraged.

"How do you say it? You analyze it for me." Shen Han's spirit lifted, what he needs most now is a good person who can give him spiritual warmth and support.

"I will analyze it for you based on my record of only one defeat in the past 20 years. Regardless of whether she is interested in you now, since she is willing to go to the library to study together and let you invite you to buy a dozen cups of pearl milk tea, it is very good." Make it clear that she has no ill feeling toward you, and it can be said that she has a good impression. According to your report on the battle situation during this period, she is obviously not a vulgar fan who is greedy for petty gains. From this, it can be seen that she is mostly out of a lady's reserve Take the tactic of pending observation on you. If you give up now, it will definitely be useless. A wise man once said that an excellent woman will definitely fall into the hands of a man who is not as good as her. Only this man is thick-skinned and patient enough. "Zhao Jiadi talked eloquently. In fact, he has only lost one love in his 20-year love career, but the problem is that he has only been in love once for the time being. Recently, Mu Hongli can't even hold a small hand. He has a bullshit winning rate.However, it was true that Zhao Jiadi didn't want Shen Han to give up just like that, so he bit the bullet and said a long nonsense, not forgetting to add an explanation, "I didn't say that Marshal Shen is not good, but that Xiao Xia is too good, how beautiful A little flower, only our 313 greats are worthy of it."

"This is honest, simple and honest, as expected of my good brother and comrade-in-arms Zhao Jiadi classmate!" Shen Han was elated. In terms of emotions, he is far less skilled and sophisticated in social communication, and he was fooled by Zhao Jiadi. , Immediately, the fighting spirit was high, a carp that almost broke the bed board straightened up, and ran to the balcony to call Xia Meimei.

Zhao Jiadi drank the cheap scented tea bought from the supermarket, and continued to concentrate on watching the news broadcast. In high school, he was probably the only animal in the school who studied science and bought all high school politics textbooks and exam question collections. He didn't think there was any special meaning to the problem that was forced out. Anyway, he always felt that he would slash people with a watermelon knife or go into battle shirtless and then burst out a few official remarks such as a harmonious society. Culture guys admire this the most, saying that Uncle Ba Er has improved the cultural quality of the entire circle by two levels.

The leopard has never called him, just like he has never called the sparrow. A real buddy, he will never exchange pleasantries on the phone every day or two, it will only be the kind that just shows up without saying a word when something goes wrong. The brothers behind him, Zhao Jiadi, when he first came into contact with Huang Hua, Yang Pingping, the third-generation rich second-generation officials, never said that everyone was buddies, at most they were friends. The boss and manager of the disaster are the most unreliable, they are friends, and it is only later - after many things, that they really get together.

Zhao Jiadi knew Leopard's character, and he didn't look like a dog. Even if he was so poor that he drank water from the Huangpu River every day and died of starvation on the streets of Modu, he would not take the initiative to call him.

In the evening in dormitory 313, he and Shen Han, who was busy talking on the phone, Zhao Jiadi finally dared to agree to Wang Banjin's video.

This time Wang Banjin didn't seduce Zhao Baliang in a nosebleed black silk pajamas, he was dressed in a very capable British style, very similar to a wealthy daughter who was poisoned by capitalism, just uploaded the msn video, the one is the same as the big vixen Daji The beautiful face slammed close to the computer, kissed the screen with scarlet and charming lips, then smiled flamboyantly, and said teasingly: "Sister will return to China after the 81 disaster soon, Baliang, are you happy, happy ?"

"Happy sister." Zhao Jiadi muttered.

"I'm your older sister, not younger sister." Wang Banjin, who was lying on the sofa, said with a flattering smile.She bought a small apartment with her own money, and she decorated it with great care, because she is a visual perfectionist, never ambiguous about enjoyment, she wants to wear the best clothes, the kind that can't be bumped into, she has to wear the best Jewelry, you have to buy the kind that can appreciate in value after decades.Just like the sofa she is nesting on now, it is not big, only a little more than 3 meters long. In Zhao Jiadi's opinion, it looks comfortable and okay, but it is made by a rare British artist. It is not expensive. That's a fucking £4.

"How long will it take to come back?" Zhao Jiadi smiled. Her nest is still the same, with dazzling expensive high-heeled shoes all over the floor, and some clothes that were thrown on the sofa or chairs after a special storage room couldn't fit. Anyway, she rarely wears it for the second time.

"94 days." Wang Banjin narrowed her eyes and smiled, she was really happy, because she only smiled like this when she was genuinely happy, like a little fox.

"Don't plan to continue your studies?" Zhao Jiadi asked casually, and he didn't forget to browse the webpage of a financial forum. Maybe it was because he had watched Wang Banjin's transformation from a braided girl to an eighteen-year-old girl little by little since he was a child. With a brand name of vixen, it is difficult for him to treat Wang Banjin purely with the eyes of a man looking at a woman, otherwise, with Wang Banjin's mature and enchanting appearance, Zhao Jiadi, a pure man, does not know how many times he is a beast.

"It's boring, go back to China and do it alone. I want to create a real local luxury brand by myself. When the time comes, you will run errands for me, and I will support you. Don't waste time with that upstart Zhao Sanjin. Will he give him his broken money? Our siblings are not rare at all." Wang Banjin said with a smile.

"Didn't you say to be a nun at the age of 30?" Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

"It's still a few years away from 30, the queen is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry." Wang Banjin said disapprovingly.

"Only you are open-minded." Zhao Jiadi couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Don't listen to the sound of beating leaves in the forest. Why don't you scream and walk slowly? Bamboo sticks and straw shoes are lighter than horses. Who is afraid? Let the misty rain fall!" Wang Banjin cadenced at the other end of the screen, waving gestures in a coordinating manner , very exciting, this is her old habit, whenever she gets excited, she will come up with poems to scold Fang Qiu and point out the country.Once she drank too much at a food stall with Zhao Jiadi's Sparrow Pistol gang, so she recited Li Zhiyi's "Bu Suanzi" aloud in a crying voice, and she was almost not regarded as crazy.

"It's dew point." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

Wang Banjin was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at his clothes, and found that today was a dense formal suit, not pajamas at all, even if he was playing with eighteen kinds of weapons, it would be impossible to reveal his point, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, sister, go change into pajamas now, Fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders, anyway, Xiao Baliang is not less coveted about my sister's beauty, so I simply fulfill your wish and give you a hot dance, my sister's Latin dance and ballet skills are there, and her small waist is very attractive."

"No, I'm in the dormitory, and my roommate is on the balcony. I don't know when to come over. Wang Banjin, please be more serious." Zhao Jiadi said helplessly.

"Have no guts."

Wang Banjin scolded with a smile, and suddenly lowered his voice, "Be honest, is there any cabbage you want to ruin?"

"Yes." Zhao Jiadi confessed to be lenient.

Wang Banjin was stunned for a moment, then screamed and went mad on the sofa, just like Zhao Jiadi wanted to spoil a man, and finally changed his face quickly, calmed down in the blink of an eye, and turned into a dignified lady with a lovely and pitiful face With a hurt expression on his face, he complained in an intoxicating soft tone: "Her breasts are bigger than mine?"

Zhao Jiadi told himself to be calm, must be calm, and said patiently: "No."

"Butt higher than mine?" Wang Banjin continued to pretend to be a lady and asked pitifully.

"No." Zhao Jiadi replied angrily.

"Your face is more juicy than mine?" Wang Banjin continued to ask, breaking the casserole and asking the end.

"No." Zhao Jiadi said honestly, Mu Hongli is very beautiful, but it seems that he has not yet reached that level if he really wants to compare with Wang Banjin, who has brought disaster to the country and the people.

"Could it be that you are very good at doing that job?" Wang Banjin wanted to cry, oh my god, poor little Ba's two male golden bodies were taken away by an unknown cabbage.

"Wang Banjin, I'm still a pure virgin!" Finally, Zhao Jiadi couldn't calm down and shouted with his voice open.

"Oh, that's all easy to say, eighty-two, remember, remember, you must wait for sister to come back and train you before going to the battlefield. Bye, sister is going to sleep for beauty." Wang Banjin couldn't help but shut down the video chat.

Zhao Jia comforted Shen Han with the theory of "a certain wise man" half an hour ago, and this wise man is actually Wang Banjin, who is the best in theory and the last in practice.

Zhao Jiadi, who was in a state of collapse, shook his head and smiled wryly, and continued to browse the web, paying attention to the ups and downs of the battle between Gome’s board of directors and major shareholders. Shen Han rushed into the bedroom immediately after hearing his roar, but Wang Banjin just turned off the video, He just had a glimpse of her face, but he couldn't see her face clearly. He just felt that this girl was so interesting, and her hazy appearance could make him startled, so he immediately put his arms around Zhao Jiadi's neck, and hurriedly said: "Who is she?" , who is this woman, you must introduce it to me!"

"You're dazzled, that man is my brother, he likes to pretend to be a shemale." Zhao Jiadi explained with a smile.

Shen Han was stunned and at a loss.

Marshal Shen thought to himself that even if he is really a shemale, it is worth changing my sexual orientation if she can be so beautiful.

(End of this chapter)