Lao Tzu is a toad
Chapter 246 Lovely Fairy Sister
Chapter 246 Lovely Fairy Sister
"Still laughing?" The woman became angry from embarrassment, lifted the computer and knocked hard again.Really no mercy at all.
"My fairy sister, don't hit me, you're going to ruin my Yushulinfeng's incomparable masculinity." Xu Ziqi begged for mercy, holding his head in his arms. He was obviously half a round older than her, but he had to call her fairy sister. Fortunately, He is not the only one in the circle who is so servile and servile, let's share the blessings, at least share the hardships, everyone, don't laugh at anyone who has no spine.
"After finishing work, I feel refreshed." The woman put the notebook on the table again, opened it, and sighed at the chat records on the screen.
"Who is this guy who you noted as 'rape beet'? How dare he chat with our fairy sister like this? He's just looking for death." Xu Ziqi asked curiously, with a resentful expression on his face, "I'm not convinced, I have to find him Theory theory, by the way, see if he is three-headed and six-armed, and whether he is one foot tall and splits his hands."
"Climb away from death, thank you." The young woman rewarded Mr. Xu beside her with something Zhao Jiadi gave her.The two of them were sitting in the Xintiandi bar where people were coming and going, and it wasn't too conspicuous.But a jeep parked illegally on the streets of Xintiandi in the distance, it stands out from the crowd, no one dares to go up to post the ticket, let alone tow it away, there is no way, it is linked to South B, this fucking is linked to South K1 It's awesome without it. Some good people are busy taking pictures with their mobile phones, and they probably want to slander some privileged classes for their lack of quality.This mount was obtained by Xu Ziqi, who said he wanted to show Sister Shenxian's appearance.
Xu Ziqi, 35 years old, was the devil king of Yanjing Jingshan School when he was a primary and middle school student. He has blackmailed and blackmailed countless high-ranking officials or anointed children. When he graduates, it can be described as thunderous. You can wear skirts with peace of mind, and you guys can put money in your pockets with peace of mind. The so-called bully in Jingshan is far behind this guy who stepped on the tail of the stubborn era. Thousands of miles away, the university was stuffed into Harbin Institute of Technology by family members and became a national defense student. Most of the descendants of the older generation of soldiers would have deep feelings for Harbin Institute of Technology. Xu Ziqi was quite honest there. Stayed in the position for six years, skipped a few levels, and then parachuted into the Demon City, running errands under an old subordinate of his grandfather who is now a leader in the political circles of the Demon City.Xu Ziqi's grandfather is actually not a big official, he only became a lieutenant general, and after being transferred to the Academy of Military Science, he was promoted to a symbolic level, otherwise he would only have a gold star on his shoulder, but he was no match for the old army commander in that period of war. Years of outstanding military exploits, the platoon commanders and company commanders under his command back then, only survived, most of them were on the same level as him, and even surpassed him in rank, but when they saw the old man, they still had to call the old army commander. .If the old man hadn't been on the wrong side several times in the battle between left and right, plus his stubborn personality, it would definitely not be the current treatment. Xu Ziqi is the old man's most beloved grandson, and Xu himself has inherited the solid military style of the older generation. pleasing.He is such a high-quality uncle who can kill all the vulgar diamond kings and old five. He hooks his fingers, office ol, young women, mature women, and mid-mature ladies. They all take the initiative to lift up their skirts and stick up their buttocks, ordinary little The second generation of fart kids are not envious at all.
"Sister, we played in the mud together on the roof and caught cats. We grew up as a childhood sweetheart. Just show me the truth. I'm absolutely sure, very sure, and I promise not to talk too much, even if your parents use the most cruel beauties If you plan to torture me, you will never reveal the secret." Xu Ziqi quietly spread his hands, trying to put the young woman's shoulders on her shoulders.
"Who made a child with you? Dead uncle, he is quite old, and he flirts shamelessly with a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little loli in the yard. You deserve to be taught by Grandpa Xu." The woman slapped Xu Ziqi's paw , and kicked him over with the chair with a lift of his leg.
Xu Ziqi straightened the chair in embarrassment, and did not forget to smile and apologize to the table next to him who was affected by Chiyu. He was very gentle, courteous and frugal. A young mature woman nearby smiled very charmingly. In a blink of an eye, in the blink of an eye, the two sides have a tacit understanding.Xu Ziqi, whose young and innocent heart was hit by "Fa Xiao", smiled and asked the waiter for a pen, wrote the number on a napkin, ordered a cocktail, and gave it to the office OL-style light mature woman, and ignored the mature woman at all The murderous eyes of the man next to my sister.
"Wait until you are jumped by a fairy, don't implicate my sister." The young woman glared at Xu Ziqi.
"Don't worry, Immortal Dance, I also resign myself to my fate, I insist on getting that breast. Alas, my legs are not good enough, and I am seventeen or eight blocks worse than you." Xu Ziqi sighed.
"Do you think I saw him or not?" The woman took the initiative to ignore the nonsense of the older 2 guy around her.
"Damn, are you serious? Sister Shenxian, you also have today?" Xu Ziqi was frightened and didn't pretend.Even with Xu Ziqi's life circle and social experience, in his opinion, this girl who grew up in a courtyard by his side is similar to an invincible existence. Did you just skip it after two years in elementary school, and entered the University of Science and Technology of China at the age of 15 Is there a class, did you take double credits when you graduated, did you go to Tsinghua University to teach financial elites in your early 20s, whether it is online or in reality, and you have never lost a battle, do you use "Your IQ is too low "I'm not worthy to talk to me" This kind of horrible reason has rejected several well-matched blind dates... In the words of old Yanjing, this girl is awesome.
"Forget it, it's meaningless to ask you an idiot with a negative IQ. If you sit with you, you will be dragged down. Stay away from me." The woman frowned.
"See!"
Xu Ziqi got angry, "I still have to bring a box of condoms to see me!"
quiet.
There was silence within five meters around.
The young woman closed the notebook, slammed Xu Ziqi on the head again, and walked away on high heels.
Xu Ziqi put down the two banknotes, gestured for the mature lady to make a call, and trotted after her.
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Zhao Jiadi returned to school and took the afternoon professional class. On the way back to the dormitory collectively, he passed the newsstand. He habitually bought several newspapers and magazines. Han, pointed to the cover and said doubtfully Marshal, look, this back image doesn't look like Zhao Jiadi.Shen Han took a look and stared wide-eyed. The cover of this gossip magazine is very powerful, "The Queen of Literary Movies Exposes the Gossip for the First Time", "Dining at the Peninsula Hotel in Shanghai and a Mysterious Man in the Early Morning", "Concubine Chen Stepping Down from the Altar?" Photographed by paparazzi The photo is very "provocative", and the audience can be sure that the woman is Concubine Chen, a scandal insulator who has been in the world for many years, but the man only has one back view. He glanced sideways and almost trembled. It was indeed the scene of eating with Concubine Chen that night, but he had asked Han Daode to delete the paparazzi negatives that night. Smashing someone's lifeline camera, I never thought that there would still be fish that slipped through the net.
Zhao Jiadi laughed and said, "I think, I just finished eating before going to bed. The big bed in the Peninsula Hotel should be very spacious and comfortable."
A plmm also saw the cover of the magazine, glanced at Zhao Jiadi, then glanced at Concubine Chen on the magazine, curled her lips undisguisedly, the corner of her mouth was full of blatant disdain and contempt.
Zhao Jiadi was speechless.
Li Feng laughed secretly.
In the evening, Zhou Xiaoman and Ma Xiaotiao ran to the playground. Zhou Xiaoman was in the whole dormitory. Hu Shuya and Ma Xiaotiao ran together. The long-legged beauty Zhang Shasha and the glasses girl Jiang Xia stood side by side. Now he is indifferent to Zhao Jiadi, only occasionally glances at him, a bit like a cold war, can't explain clearly, the bespectacled girl with the highest IQ in the dormitory can see the clue, but she doesn't point it out.Zhao Jiadi jogged with Zhou Xiaoman, continued to lie in good faith, and put smoke bombs on Zhou Xiaoman. Zhou Xiaoman was completely relieved and danced lightly. All men should have thoughts, but as the identity of the little slug surfaced, he disappeared with the wind. He really wanted to protect this simple child. She had been steadfast since she was a little girl with a red nose.Reaching out and pinching Zhou Xiaoman's delicate nose, Zhao Jiadi smiled and agreed to feed your father together, don't go back on your word, otherwise winter will come and you will suffer from frostbite.
Zhou Xiaoman snorted and said don't touch my nose and head.
Zhao Jiadi touched her head.
Zhou Xiaoman chased and beat him for a while.
After running, Zhao Jiadi went to the urban hospital to visit Zhou Zizi. Zhou Zizi took the initiative to chat a lot about his adventures in these years. The current shortcoming is social experience. The most indispensable thing is Zhao Sanjin, but it is more difficult to get Zhao Jiadi to learn the truth from him. The father and son are at most not so rigid in the Cold War, and they are far away. The state of harmony between father and son, and then the master Kuhuang Guoshi, but unfortunately he never wanted to mention the past, the next step is naturally Cripple Zhou.
The two of them seem to have returned to the time when they were teachers and students, one taught each other everything, and the other desperately absorbed.
Zhao Jiadi finally said tentatively: "Teacher, how about you help me in the future?"
Zhou Hongliang looked at Zhao Jiadi, smiled, shook his head and said, "Forget it, an old man is not suitable to work in a group of young people. If he does well, he will be taken for granted. If he does poorly, he will only make a fool of himself. "
Zhao Jiadi originally wanted to hand him a cigarette, but he withdrew his hand and angrily lit it himself.
"Brat, do you have a conscience?" Zhou Hongliang laughed.
Zhao Jiadi still lit a cigarette for him.
Zhou Hongliang squinted his eyes, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled, "Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Gu He is not stupid, but his cleverness is misdirected. What could have been wisdom has turned into a little cleverness. I was cheated into bankruptcy by a student back then, and the child was the same. If he followed the right path, it might only take a few more years of suffering, and it would be a completely different ending. Women are fickle, and it is mostly because of love. This man, Family, love, friendship, it’s hard to say. Self-cultivation, governing the family, governing the country and the world, self-cultivation is actually the most difficult, is it kingly, cunning, domineering, or black-bellied? It may be possible, but it may not be possible. I am I've lived for most of my life, and I haven't figured out one, two, three, four. Now it's all up to you, Jiadi, don't be crooked. I still count on you to save me face. If you go the wrong way, I will still Smack your board with a feather duster."
Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "Okay, if I do something wrong, you can just hit and scold me."
Zhou Hongliang raised his head, "The ancients said that having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou. For a cripple like me, having a student like you is a blessing."
Zhao Jiadi was silent.
"You son of a bitch, hurry up and get down to business, don't delay my heart-to-heart talk with the uniform crush." Zhou Hongliang laughed.
Zhao Jiadi just received a text message from Aunt Cai, asking if he had time to go to the shooting range, so he left Zhou Hongliang with three pitiful cigarettes and put them in a row on the bedside table, saying that he would save on smoking.
In a secluded street in the metropolitan area, a jeep was slowly parked on the side of the road. The long-legged woman jumped out of the car, walked into a convenience store, picked up a copy of "Weekend Pictorial", and walked to the counter at a very slow speed, her eyes were on the Aim at a cabinet next to the counter, there are several rows of those things on it, all kinds of brands, domestic and foreign, ultra-thin, scented, lubricated, and fucking fluorescent vibrations, you can see it The woman was stunned, her face was flushed, and she held out "Weekend Pictorial". Under the strange gaze of the teller, she closed her eyes, randomly pulled out a box, put it on the counter, and took "Illustrated" and a box of small things. , put down 100 yuan, and ran away.
On the jeep, Xu Ziqi, who was lying on the steering wheel, laughed and burst into tears.
If this joke is told, it will be shocking in the circle.
But Xu Ziqi didn't dare to beat him to death.
(End of this chapter)
"Still laughing?" The woman became angry from embarrassment, lifted the computer and knocked hard again.Really no mercy at all.
"My fairy sister, don't hit me, you're going to ruin my Yushulinfeng's incomparable masculinity." Xu Ziqi begged for mercy, holding his head in his arms. He was obviously half a round older than her, but he had to call her fairy sister. Fortunately, He is not the only one in the circle who is so servile and servile, let's share the blessings, at least share the hardships, everyone, don't laugh at anyone who has no spine.
"After finishing work, I feel refreshed." The woman put the notebook on the table again, opened it, and sighed at the chat records on the screen.
"Who is this guy who you noted as 'rape beet'? How dare he chat with our fairy sister like this? He's just looking for death." Xu Ziqi asked curiously, with a resentful expression on his face, "I'm not convinced, I have to find him Theory theory, by the way, see if he is three-headed and six-armed, and whether he is one foot tall and splits his hands."
"Climb away from death, thank you." The young woman rewarded Mr. Xu beside her with something Zhao Jiadi gave her.The two of them were sitting in the Xintiandi bar where people were coming and going, and it wasn't too conspicuous.But a jeep parked illegally on the streets of Xintiandi in the distance, it stands out from the crowd, no one dares to go up to post the ticket, let alone tow it away, there is no way, it is linked to South B, this fucking is linked to South K1 It's awesome without it. Some good people are busy taking pictures with their mobile phones, and they probably want to slander some privileged classes for their lack of quality.This mount was obtained by Xu Ziqi, who said he wanted to show Sister Shenxian's appearance.
Xu Ziqi, 35 years old, was the devil king of Yanjing Jingshan School when he was a primary and middle school student. He has blackmailed and blackmailed countless high-ranking officials or anointed children. When he graduates, it can be described as thunderous. You can wear skirts with peace of mind, and you guys can put money in your pockets with peace of mind. The so-called bully in Jingshan is far behind this guy who stepped on the tail of the stubborn era. Thousands of miles away, the university was stuffed into Harbin Institute of Technology by family members and became a national defense student. Most of the descendants of the older generation of soldiers would have deep feelings for Harbin Institute of Technology. Xu Ziqi was quite honest there. Stayed in the position for six years, skipped a few levels, and then parachuted into the Demon City, running errands under an old subordinate of his grandfather who is now a leader in the political circles of the Demon City.Xu Ziqi's grandfather is actually not a big official, he only became a lieutenant general, and after being transferred to the Academy of Military Science, he was promoted to a symbolic level, otherwise he would only have a gold star on his shoulder, but he was no match for the old army commander in that period of war. Years of outstanding military exploits, the platoon commanders and company commanders under his command back then, only survived, most of them were on the same level as him, and even surpassed him in rank, but when they saw the old man, they still had to call the old army commander. .If the old man hadn't been on the wrong side several times in the battle between left and right, plus his stubborn personality, it would definitely not be the current treatment. Xu Ziqi is the old man's most beloved grandson, and Xu himself has inherited the solid military style of the older generation. pleasing.He is such a high-quality uncle who can kill all the vulgar diamond kings and old five. He hooks his fingers, office ol, young women, mature women, and mid-mature ladies. They all take the initiative to lift up their skirts and stick up their buttocks, ordinary little The second generation of fart kids are not envious at all.
"Sister, we played in the mud together on the roof and caught cats. We grew up as a childhood sweetheart. Just show me the truth. I'm absolutely sure, very sure, and I promise not to talk too much, even if your parents use the most cruel beauties If you plan to torture me, you will never reveal the secret." Xu Ziqi quietly spread his hands, trying to put the young woman's shoulders on her shoulders.
"Who made a child with you? Dead uncle, he is quite old, and he flirts shamelessly with a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little loli in the yard. You deserve to be taught by Grandpa Xu." The woman slapped Xu Ziqi's paw , and kicked him over with the chair with a lift of his leg.
Xu Ziqi straightened the chair in embarrassment, and did not forget to smile and apologize to the table next to him who was affected by Chiyu. He was very gentle, courteous and frugal. A young mature woman nearby smiled very charmingly. In a blink of an eye, in the blink of an eye, the two sides have a tacit understanding.Xu Ziqi, whose young and innocent heart was hit by "Fa Xiao", smiled and asked the waiter for a pen, wrote the number on a napkin, ordered a cocktail, and gave it to the office OL-style light mature woman, and ignored the mature woman at all The murderous eyes of the man next to my sister.
"Wait until you are jumped by a fairy, don't implicate my sister." The young woman glared at Xu Ziqi.
"Don't worry, Immortal Dance, I also resign myself to my fate, I insist on getting that breast. Alas, my legs are not good enough, and I am seventeen or eight blocks worse than you." Xu Ziqi sighed.
"Do you think I saw him or not?" The woman took the initiative to ignore the nonsense of the older 2 guy around her.
"Damn, are you serious? Sister Shenxian, you also have today?" Xu Ziqi was frightened and didn't pretend.Even with Xu Ziqi's life circle and social experience, in his opinion, this girl who grew up in a courtyard by his side is similar to an invincible existence. Did you just skip it after two years in elementary school, and entered the University of Science and Technology of China at the age of 15 Is there a class, did you take double credits when you graduated, did you go to Tsinghua University to teach financial elites in your early 20s, whether it is online or in reality, and you have never lost a battle, do you use "Your IQ is too low "I'm not worthy to talk to me" This kind of horrible reason has rejected several well-matched blind dates... In the words of old Yanjing, this girl is awesome.
"Forget it, it's meaningless to ask you an idiot with a negative IQ. If you sit with you, you will be dragged down. Stay away from me." The woman frowned.
"See!"
Xu Ziqi got angry, "I still have to bring a box of condoms to see me!"
quiet.
There was silence within five meters around.
The young woman closed the notebook, slammed Xu Ziqi on the head again, and walked away on high heels.
Xu Ziqi put down the two banknotes, gestured for the mature lady to make a call, and trotted after her.
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Zhao Jiadi returned to school and took the afternoon professional class. On the way back to the dormitory collectively, he passed the newsstand. He habitually bought several newspapers and magazines. Han, pointed to the cover and said doubtfully Marshal, look, this back image doesn't look like Zhao Jiadi.Shen Han took a look and stared wide-eyed. The cover of this gossip magazine is very powerful, "The Queen of Literary Movies Exposes the Gossip for the First Time", "Dining at the Peninsula Hotel in Shanghai and a Mysterious Man in the Early Morning", "Concubine Chen Stepping Down from the Altar?" Photographed by paparazzi The photo is very "provocative", and the audience can be sure that the woman is Concubine Chen, a scandal insulator who has been in the world for many years, but the man only has one back view. He glanced sideways and almost trembled. It was indeed the scene of eating with Concubine Chen that night, but he had asked Han Daode to delete the paparazzi negatives that night. Smashing someone's lifeline camera, I never thought that there would still be fish that slipped through the net.
Zhao Jiadi laughed and said, "I think, I just finished eating before going to bed. The big bed in the Peninsula Hotel should be very spacious and comfortable."
A plmm also saw the cover of the magazine, glanced at Zhao Jiadi, then glanced at Concubine Chen on the magazine, curled her lips undisguisedly, the corner of her mouth was full of blatant disdain and contempt.
Zhao Jiadi was speechless.
Li Feng laughed secretly.
In the evening, Zhou Xiaoman and Ma Xiaotiao ran to the playground. Zhou Xiaoman was in the whole dormitory. Hu Shuya and Ma Xiaotiao ran together. The long-legged beauty Zhang Shasha and the glasses girl Jiang Xia stood side by side. Now he is indifferent to Zhao Jiadi, only occasionally glances at him, a bit like a cold war, can't explain clearly, the bespectacled girl with the highest IQ in the dormitory can see the clue, but she doesn't point it out.Zhao Jiadi jogged with Zhou Xiaoman, continued to lie in good faith, and put smoke bombs on Zhou Xiaoman. Zhou Xiaoman was completely relieved and danced lightly. All men should have thoughts, but as the identity of the little slug surfaced, he disappeared with the wind. He really wanted to protect this simple child. She had been steadfast since she was a little girl with a red nose.Reaching out and pinching Zhou Xiaoman's delicate nose, Zhao Jiadi smiled and agreed to feed your father together, don't go back on your word, otherwise winter will come and you will suffer from frostbite.
Zhou Xiaoman snorted and said don't touch my nose and head.
Zhao Jiadi touched her head.
Zhou Xiaoman chased and beat him for a while.
After running, Zhao Jiadi went to the urban hospital to visit Zhou Zizi. Zhou Zizi took the initiative to chat a lot about his adventures in these years. The current shortcoming is social experience. The most indispensable thing is Zhao Sanjin, but it is more difficult to get Zhao Jiadi to learn the truth from him. The father and son are at most not so rigid in the Cold War, and they are far away. The state of harmony between father and son, and then the master Kuhuang Guoshi, but unfortunately he never wanted to mention the past, the next step is naturally Cripple Zhou.
The two of them seem to have returned to the time when they were teachers and students, one taught each other everything, and the other desperately absorbed.
Zhao Jiadi finally said tentatively: "Teacher, how about you help me in the future?"
Zhou Hongliang looked at Zhao Jiadi, smiled, shook his head and said, "Forget it, an old man is not suitable to work in a group of young people. If he does well, he will be taken for granted. If he does poorly, he will only make a fool of himself. "
Zhao Jiadi originally wanted to hand him a cigarette, but he withdrew his hand and angrily lit it himself.
"Brat, do you have a conscience?" Zhou Hongliang laughed.
Zhao Jiadi still lit a cigarette for him.
Zhou Hongliang squinted his eyes, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled, "Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Gu He is not stupid, but his cleverness is misdirected. What could have been wisdom has turned into a little cleverness. I was cheated into bankruptcy by a student back then, and the child was the same. If he followed the right path, it might only take a few more years of suffering, and it would be a completely different ending. Women are fickle, and it is mostly because of love. This man, Family, love, friendship, it’s hard to say. Self-cultivation, governing the family, governing the country and the world, self-cultivation is actually the most difficult, is it kingly, cunning, domineering, or black-bellied? It may be possible, but it may not be possible. I am I've lived for most of my life, and I haven't figured out one, two, three, four. Now it's all up to you, Jiadi, don't be crooked. I still count on you to save me face. If you go the wrong way, I will still Smack your board with a feather duster."
Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "Okay, if I do something wrong, you can just hit and scold me."
Zhou Hongliang raised his head, "The ancients said that having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou. For a cripple like me, having a student like you is a blessing."
Zhao Jiadi was silent.
"You son of a bitch, hurry up and get down to business, don't delay my heart-to-heart talk with the uniform crush." Zhou Hongliang laughed.
Zhao Jiadi just received a text message from Aunt Cai, asking if he had time to go to the shooting range, so he left Zhou Hongliang with three pitiful cigarettes and put them in a row on the bedside table, saying that he would save on smoking.
In a secluded street in the metropolitan area, a jeep was slowly parked on the side of the road. The long-legged woman jumped out of the car, walked into a convenience store, picked up a copy of "Weekend Pictorial", and walked to the counter at a very slow speed, her eyes were on the Aim at a cabinet next to the counter, there are several rows of those things on it, all kinds of brands, domestic and foreign, ultra-thin, scented, lubricated, and fucking fluorescent vibrations, you can see it The woman was stunned, her face was flushed, and she held out "Weekend Pictorial". Under the strange gaze of the teller, she closed her eyes, randomly pulled out a box, put it on the counter, and took "Illustrated" and a box of small things. , put down 100 yuan, and ran away.
On the jeep, Xu Ziqi, who was lying on the steering wheel, laughed and burst into tears.
If this joke is told, it will be shocking in the circle.
But Xu Ziqi didn't dare to beat him to death.
(End of this chapter)
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