Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 259
Room 103, which has a lot of fine traditions, is not as brilliant as it was in the previous two years. Thinking about the sun every day, I was wrong, I was going up every day, and I broke my glasses all over the place. Next, Marshal Wenqing and Shen didn’t like to drink some wine and recite poems, and it was said that Zhao, who had hooked up with a school girl in Shanghai, disappeared mysteriously for a year. , it seems that there is no fixed disaster-level beauty around her, she is too unsentimental, too unflattering to death.

In the dormitory, a criticism meeting is in full swing.The reason is that some guy wants to move out of the rented house on a whim, to get out of the glorious and sweet collective life.After a brief exchange with the other three hurt wives, they decided to let this guy know what it means to be in a brothel. If you want to redeem yourself, there is no way!

"The three of us whore, pat your ass and want to leave? If you dare to take a step, you will break two of your legs, oh no, three of you! Come on, I will serve you like a dog!" Marshal Shen grabbed a certain rebel's arm with his arms. neck.

"Just beat him to death, chop it into meat sauce, make human meat buns at night, and serve instant noodles to Brother A." Ma Xiaotiao said with a sinister smile while drinking tea.

"Bastards without conscience, scum without party spirit, and scum without morals, after a unanimous vote, this proposal is not approved and rejected." Li Feng, the head of the dormitory, slapped the table.

Zhao Jiadi, who was besieged by three people, smiled wryly: "It's not that I won't come back. Don't be so far away, I know, you are actually afraid that I will be alone, and will be bullied by the beautiful girls and aunts all over the street, right?"

"Be serious, this is a very serious criticism meeting." Li Feng slapped the table and said.

"Ma Xiaotiao, you bought a few thick cucumbers from the girl's dormitory building, this guy Zhao Jiadi won't cry when he sees the coffin. Let him turn his tender chrysanthemum into a rotten chrysanthemum today!" Shen Han said angrily.

"It's not urgent, there is a mop in the toilet. Let's let Zhao Jiadi explain the reason first, or he will die in peace." Ma Xiaotiao finally had some loyalty left, he didn't add fuel to the fire, and he spoke uprightly, but he continued with the next sentence He became vicious, "But I don't think he can come up with a good excuse, Li Feng, go to Brother A and borrow that bottle of chili sauce, and I'll put it on the mop to make Zhao Jiadi feel good."

Zhao Jiadi "sighed deeply": "Since this is the case, no wonder brother revealed his heart."

"Say!" The three said in unison.

"It's more convenient to go round and round, but the sound insulation effect of the small hotel room is too poor, and it's too expensive to go to the hotel."

Ma Xiaotiao scolded with a smile: "Animals."

Marshal Shen, who was still a virgin until now, said with more force: "Naughty beast!"

Li Feng is worthy of being the leader of the dormitory with the most overall view. He said with resentful eyes: "Forget it, it's going to rain, and my daughter is going to elope. It's the most vulgar routine that can't be escaped in the world. Let him go, just don't forget about it in the future." Come back and have a look. As the No. [-] head of the dormitory, I am announcing a few temporary regulations here, well, I’ll write them down on paper, and I’ll help you move later, when you stick it on the bedside of the room over there, you’ll make a loud noise every day when you wake up. Read it three times."

Speaking of moving, in fact Zhao Jiadi brought his personal computer and a small box of books, which was not troublesome. He rented a house about the same distance from the school and Fudan University, more than 50 square meters, with two bedrooms and one living room. One room is used as a study, well-decorated, and the rent is one month
When we got there, Yuan Shu with ponytail, Shangque and Qi Shugen, Fudan's proud son, were all there, plus Situ Jianqiang and Sun Zening Fat Mudan. There were too many monks and too little porridge. Driving the q7 can be done in one trip. Of course, it was his lifelong class monitor "sister-in-law" Yuan Shu who made the decision. Yesterday, Sparrow asked Fat Peony to go to the computer city in the urban area to configure a super-luxury configuration for Uncle Ba Er. The desktop computer is being assembled slowly at the moment. Fat Peony is more affectionate about computers and computer technology than sister papers. Han Daode has also moved some of the books from the Regent of the World Trade Center in Hangzhou. Zhao Jiadi I specially bought two cheap large bookcases, one for the living room and one for the bookcase. The current books together just fill up two rows, accounting for a quarter of the total storage capacity. More efforts are needed.

Zhao Jiadi put on an apron and started cooking. Li Feng, a senior housekeeper, and Situ Jianqiang, a dog-legged dog, helped with chores. Ponytail was making the bed in the room. She carefully selected a pot of flowers and plants, a glass pot, full of greenery, and a wall similar to that of her home. In the same way, she put up small murals on her own initiative, twenty or thirty of which are dazzling, and the patterns on the murals are all landscape paintings taken with SLR in Xitang Town and West Lake in Hangzhou last time, which is unique.Let Ma Xiaotiao sigh a bit, and viciously told Zhao Jiadi, who is in the midst of blessings and does not know his blessings, not to disappoint such a good girl who is one in a million. He went to the kitchen to join in the fun. Today he brought a box of rice paper for Uncle Eight. The four treasures of the study are complete. In the study, Fat Peony loads a game called "Battlefield 2". Only military fans will be familiar with it. Keyboard, mouse, The mouse pads are all selected by Fat Peony, which is very professional.Qi Shugen was very envious, and said that Mudan would make a list for me later, and I would do the same.

Ten people wiped out a rice cooker, and there was no food left. Ponytail and Li Feng washed the dishes and chopsticks together. Before leaving, the dormitory chief complained that if he was too lazy to wash clothes and socks, he could just bring them to the dormitory.Ponytail smiled and said that I would wash it for him.The dormitory sighed, and took Ma Xiaotiao and Marshal Shen away lonely. Fat Mudan originally wanted to enjoy Zhao Jiadi's legendary cs performance, but was dragged away by Shang Que and Qi Shugen. Zhao Jiadi sorted it out Information on the desk, sitting on the chair, Ma Xiaotiao sent an ashtray with a brand, and of course, secretly stuffed the box cover, what a heart-warming brother.There is also a small desk in the study. Ponytail turned on the laptop and browsed the web absently. Zhao Jiadi turned sideways, held her ponytail, and said with a smirk, do you want to take a shower?Yuan Shu let out an ah, half fresh and half charming eyes, evasive.Zhao Jiadi stopped scaring the flowers and plants, and said how about we go to VS to play dota, Yuan Shu has war3 on his computer, and occasionally sneaks in to watch the video, but it is still very good, and Zhao Jiadi is just adding food to the dishes, The two of them went to passers-by in VS, but they were abused by the black shop from beginning to end. After playing for more than an hour, Zhao Jiadi turned around and saw the ponytail with sweaty palms. Pigtail blinked and asked why you don't scold me anymore, Shangque said that you used to play games together, and you would be so scolded that you couldn't hold your head up.Zhao Jiadi laughed and said that it was because you had no talent for games, and it was useless to scold you, so you might as well stop being a villain and just be happy.

As a result, Xiao Shushu was unhappy.

Zhao Jiadi bent down and carried her over, hugged her on his lap, and said teasingly, "I have to prepare some black stockings, stewardess uniform and so on here."

Xiao Shushu said softly: "How about I move here too?"

Zhao Jiadi shook his head and said, "Wait until next year at the earliest, and freshmen will move out. The influence will be bad. There must be rumors flying all over the place."

Xiaoshushu Rouju said: "What does it matter?"

Zhao Jiadi patted her slender thighs, and said with a smile, "So impatient to live together? Hey, be reserved."

Yuan Shu blushed and said, "I'm afraid that your room will be full of smelly socks, okay?"

Zhao Jiadi is busy mopping up, Xiao Shushu's figure is so crazy, only a fool can sit in his arms, at least Zhao Jiadi is very messy, using both hands and feet, bullying the poor little Shushu who fell into the wolf's claws - Panting, struggling and struggling in vain.At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi was about to capture a certain city, Yuan Shujiao said, I want to see you write calligraphy, okay?Zhao Jiadi, who was almost broken, took a deep breath, and took another deep breath, saying that he didn't expect that an illiterate like me could enjoy the treatment of red sleeves, fragrance, and hand grinding.The pen is a soft pen with a bamboo tube and a rabbit pen. It is rare to buy orthodox and high-quality Huizhou rice paper in the domestic market. The sparrow worked hard to get a box of relatively good quality. Zhao Jiadi thought for a while and picked up the pen. Write down eight words: Vajra stares glaringly, Bodhisattva lowers his eyebrows.

Yuan Shu applauded, his eyes glowing brightly.

Zhao Jiadi chuckled, and added two words before "angry eyes" and "low eyebrows": tired.lazy.

Ponytail recited silently: "Vajra is tired of glaring, Bodhisattva is too lazy to lower his eyebrows. Hmm, it's pretty good."

Zhao Jiadi added two more lines: The old man pushes the cart. ****.

So he turned into an old man pushing a cart, and King Kong was tired of glaring. ****, Bodhisattva is too lazy to lower his eyebrows.

The original artistic conception of leaving the dust has taken a 180-degree turn.

Yuan Shu shyly turned her head.

Zhao Jiadi yelled a few words of guilt, changed the rice paper and spread it out, and honestly wrote the things on "Cai Gen Tan", without daring to say it, the iron painting with silver hooks still has some meaning.

Yuan Shu didn't stay overnight that day, but was pressed on the bed for a long 5-minute long kiss. The ponytail school girl has a good attainment in this area and is getting better.It is no longer completely led by the nose. I believe that without a few times of exploration, you can have the level of entering a strategic counterattack.After the incident, both of them were a little disheveled. Zhao Jiadi went out and rode a small broken donkey to send Yuan Shu to Fudan campus. After returning to the small nest, he took a look and saw Li Zhijin who threatened to go to the magic capital but was scared away by him. The old trick was repeated, a series of harassing news.

(End of this chapter)