Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 269 Youth's Childhood

Zhao Jiadi naturally welcomed Wang Banjin, who hadn't celebrated the New Year together for many years, to "explore" the Zhao family's mansion, but in this way, he would definitely collide with the child bride-in-law sister Huo Huo. Most of the time, the only thing that can be done is to pull a few more backs, such as the sparrows who made up their minds to eat melon seeds on the bench and watch the fire from the other side, such as the pigeons and the little Babai.On the phone, Wang Banjin mentioned that her mother, Zhao Jiadi's aunt Wang Zhuyun, was going back to Yanjing for the New Year. As expected, Wang Banjin beat him to Zhao Family Village. After the Chinese New Year, he had to go to Yanjing Siheyuan to visit his relatives. The courage to go out of the house and become the real white-eyed wolf of the old Wangjiatian brand that is not familiar with it. The relationship between Wang and Zhao is very stiff. Zhao Jiadi doesn't think he can break the ice. It requires too high a rank of political wisdom. The old man who is about to "live a hundred years old" may be able to see through this kind of young man at a glance, so it is better not to have too much luck and utilitarianism.Zhao Jiadi hung up the phone, he didn't show much emotion, but Ma Xiaotiao's three unsatisfactory appearances made Zhao Jia annoyed for the first time, Li Feng said sourly that he always wanted a sister, could he To take care of someone, you don't need to be too beautiful and juicy, and slap her mosquitoes and flies every day. It's best for her not to marry for the rest of her life.Shen Han agreed and said that it is the best one. I don't expect to have a sister in this life. I will try to make my husband a daughter and give birth to a cub with handles.Ma Xiaotiao threw empty beer cans downstairs, and said with a smile to Zhao Jiadi, if there is a chance, I will definitely let your sister come to school before graduating from university, and I must see her face, my four years of university are worth it.Zhao Jiadi said angrily that she had been to the school, but she was only going back and forth in Yanjing Magic City that day, so she didn't call you.As soon as he finished speaking, he was violently cleaned up by three beasts who were beating their chests and stamping their feet into a runaway.

It was two days late to leave school at Fudan, Zhao Jia was the first to send Shen Han to the station, early in the morning, it was bustling, and Shen Han, who was planning not to be a literary youth, ate KFC grilled chicken wings that he had never tasted before in college , Eating and eating, inspiration came suddenly, and I solemnly said to my three roommates who have lived together for three years that in the future, I will be promising young people with ideals, morality, quality, culture, and steel. Looking for a five good daughter-in-law, good temper, good face, good figure, good temperament and good family background.Li Feng criticized him by saying that it doesn't matter his family background, a girl who is too good can't afford to serve her, and she is suspected of being a softie, so she suffers.Shen Han said solemnly that a rural child like me has to be a phoenix boy and catch a peacock girl, otherwise the offspring will have no hope of becoming famous.Ma Xiaotiao smiled, but didn't say anything.Li Feng contended that Marshal Shen, you are getting more and more vulgar, what about your literary ideals?What about your big ambitions?Shen Han gnawed on the chicken wings, glanced at the people coming and going, hehe said maybe they were all eaten by dogs, who knows.Ma Xiaotiao finally said goodbye to the sad spring and autumn. It is not difficult for you to be a city-level civil servant. In the future, you will definitely be the second best hero in the dormitory. You will be awarded the iron job. After a few more years of hard work, there will be a lot of peacocks The woman is willing to stick to you.Shen Han rubbed his chin, smiled and said yes, as handsome and handsome as I am Grand Marshal Shen, it must not be difficult.

After sending Shen Han away, Ma Xiaotiao sent Zhao Jiadi and Li Feng back to school, and then he drove Xiaohong to Hangzhou. He drove neatly, without any sentimentality. Can you wave your sleeves like this without bringing clouds or taking them away.Zhao Jiadi and Li Feng had lunch in the school cafeteria. The head of the dormitory finally spent an hour cleaning up the den spotlessly, and then left school to take the bus. While waiting for the bus at the platform, Li Feng accompanied him. He admired Zhao Jiadi, who came and went to and from the campus girls, and said that in the future, Ma Xiaotiao will mostly do business with his parents, Shen Han is more willing to get involved, and non-state-owned enterprises and foreign enterprises and institutions will not go, what do you say?Zhao Jiadi said to become an official and plead for the people, or else he would go home and sell sweet potatoes.Li Feng laughed out loud that you are more youthful than Shen Han. Even Shen Han himself said that youthfulness is a disease, terminally ill, and there is no cure.Zhao Jiadi smiled and said that I am not Wenqing, but an angry youth, a passionate young man with an angry bird under his crotch.Li Feng took a sip.In the dormitory, Li Feng fought with Shen Han the most, took advantage of Ma Xiaotiao's innocuous petty interests the most, but undoubtedly cared the most about Zhao Jiadi. This kind of friendship between men is unclear, and Li Feng occasionally thought, The answer was fruitless.

Zhao Jiadi passed the relatively complete variable annuity product to Dongguan girl Li Zhijin in Xiaowo, and she not surprisingly sent an emoji of celebrating the whole world with all her efforts. After seeing a real person, Zhao Jiadi couldn't understand this When she was a girl, she was a strong woman who was a leader in the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China. He naturally didn't know why she could maintain such a vigorous innocence. They all secretly compared the IQs of this strange pair of men and women horizontally and vertically, and came to the conclusion that the two perverts were evenly matched. The other one is also a freak, with nothing to say about IQ, a woman who can be a teacher for experts and elites, she usually does not do her job properly, and her EQ seems to be mediocre, but once she explodes, no one can afford it.

Zhao Jiadi's circle, like the variable annuity product without remuneration, began to take shape.

Before Qi Shugen returned to Zhejiang, he specially invited Zhao Jiadi to dinner, just two of them, one on one.

Sitting in the study, Qi Shugen played "Battlefield 2" for a while, it was very bad, and soon lost interest, sitting on the chair, looking up at the digital and analog formulas on a blackboard on the wall, saying that he is now waiting for "Diablo 3" to come out , Wei Xiaotao will definitely be dragging him to play "World of Warcraft" during the winter vacation.Zhao Jiadi said that I am also waiting for "Diablo 3". In the past, I only liked to play Necromancers, because there are so many minions, and it is very exciting and enjoyable to lead a group of juniors to hack and kill.Qi Shugen touched a cigarette from the table. He didn't smoke much, and his posture was not sophisticated, and he usually didn't inhale it into his lungs. It was a fake smoking that was despised by old smokers. It didn't hurt the lungs, but it hurt the nose.Qi Shugen hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Jiadi, you know my virtues, I don't have too many ideals. I like barbarians when I play "Darkness". I slash and kill them all the way, and I won't continue to play when I die. .I may be one of the earliest players of "World of Warcraft", but the level will never be high. Playing dota is very tiring, and I will always be very timid. My parents always want me to take the civil service exam, step by step, but I Not happy, I was an intern in a bank last year, and I was also passive and sabotage. When the boss of the bank beat around the bush, I became even less interested. I have done stock research for many years, but except for the one I asked you to take care of this year, I really have nothing Made a penny."

Zhao Jia understood it all at once, and nodded his head, saying everything.

Sure enough, this second-generation Sunshine official in the first line of Hangzhou will not be a "pawn" for himself.

It doesn't matter, being a colleague, you can't escape a word of money, too many misunderstandings, and even turning against each other, but being a pure buddy and brother, you can hope to be able to do it for decades, or even a lifetime.

Qi Shugen looked at Zhao Jiadi, and said sincerely: "But in the future, if I can help, I will definitely help. I don't have any friends, including you, I can't get a single hand."

Zhao Jiadi joked, "How many confidante girls are there?"

Qi Shugen shook his head and smiled wryly, "Not really. Huang Ying doesn't count, she's my younger sister. I had childhood sweethearts when I was young, but unfortunately we lost contact after we moved in fifth grade."

Zhao Jiadi asked: "You really don't intend to mix with the system? Actually, to be honest, I think your personality is quite similar to Li Tan, and you are born to be an official."

Qi Shugen laughed and said, "It's too difficult to get your appreciation, I'm very moved and excited!"

Zhao Jiadi said depressedly: "As for?"

Qi Shugen didn't seem to be joking, and said solemnly: "As for!"

Zhao Jia hit Qi Shugen on the forehead with the first Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, and Qi Shugen returned the favor. up.Before Qi Shugen left, Kugualian asked if he could return the two sets of Baituka to me. The thought of my young heart couldn't help but bleed. As a brother, how can you bear it.Zhao Jiadi cursed and got out.

the next day.

Zhao Jia went northward first.Qi Shugen returns to the south.

Qi Shugen took a long-distance bus. In the car, he listened to "The Love of My Life", which is the ending song of "A Chinese Journey to the West". At the end of the sex, every time he heard the phrase "he looks like a dog", and then looked at the seemingly chic back of Supreme Treasure who looked like a dog, Qi Shugen would show signs of jealousy and feel a little sad.This feeling of self-knowledge has nothing to do with hypocrisy or experience, it comes suddenly and cannot be stopped.Qi Shugen believes that he grew up under the red flag, he has not experienced the ups and downs of his parents, he has no emotional ups and downs, and he has no worries about firewood, rice, oil and salt. Destroy your present life.

Qi Shugen, who was sitting by the window, listened to the song, opened the curtains, and the sunlight outside the window was very warm.

Already a young man, his childhood was tepid.

When I was a child wearing three stripes and had to stand guard at the school gate every day to check the red scarf and handkerchief, there was a monitor girl with the same three stripes standing opposite her. Her name was Bao Jing. One day when a blackboard newspaper was published, she said to tell you something," Yu Baoqing contended. "Don't tell anyone.At that time, she was young, so she didn't take it seriously. Now that she thinks about it, she should be Xiaoxiao who likes him?Who should she be in love with now?Forgot to mention, she was half a head taller than him at that time.

When I was young, I lived in a small community. The neighbors were a pair of sisters with a three-year age difference. The elder sister was very sensible, while the younger sister was very naive.The elder sister is not beautiful, but the younger sister is very beautiful.He never takes a nap. There is a mountain behind the residential building. Every day at noon, he goes to the mountain to play and catch locusts with them. Then one day his mother opened a bucket and suddenly found a nest of locusts... So, he was carried out An hour-long ideological education.Later, I secretly caught spiders and put them in the house, and told my mother confidently that the book said that spiders can weave webs to catch mosquitos.continue to be educated...

Ducks were very popular when I was a child. I secretly bought one with pocket money and took it to jump the stairs. As a result, it died the next day. I put it in a box, buried it in the back mountain, and erected a monument.I moved in the fifth grade of elementary school and never went there again.

When I was a child, I read the old version of "One Hundred Thousand Whys", and the one with the slogan "Down with scabs!" It introduced how to raise ants, so I followed suit, got a square glass jar, and filled it with ants. Putting sand, catching ants, and wrapping it with paper smeared with ink, a week later, there was a small kingdom.But in the end, it was quietly thrown away by my mother.Rolling all over the floor, the struggle was ineffective, and I fought the cold war for a week, and was finally bought by a sumptuous meal.Go tmd backbone.

When I was a child, my pocket money was about two yuan a day. I spent about fifty cents on popsicles and snacks. I saved one yuan and five a day, which was just over ten yuan a week. Then I went to the street to buy an illustrated edition of ten yuan. "World Fairy Tales" persisted for a long time, and he finally collected a set of ten volumes. There are too many "Dragon Balls" and they are too expensive. I am not willing to collect them. They are all borrowed. He likes "Arale" to play poop~
When I was young, I collected cards from raccoons, and my daily breakfast was two packs of instant noodles.Rain or shine.There is also a kind of picture card in cigarettes, called Baituka. I have collected more than 2000 pieces. My favorite two are "Fairy Tale" and "Water Margin Characters".Poor dad was forced by me to buy that kind of cigarettes every day...

When I was young, I played arcade machines, and I had to fight wits with my parents every day after dinner. I had a buddy who was a white and tender little fat man. He broke an arm in a fight and tied a plaster cast to play. How brave, just having fun. Just shake an arcade machine so badly, the universe shifted a lot, it's really awesome, the boss was furious, his face hurt, his eyes were lonely, and finally he gave the little fat man a few copper coins, and then drove him away.Fortunately, he didn't let him go, because he pretended not to know the little fat man, Liu Binjun, the cute fat man whose goldfish is fatter than crucian carp in the community fish pond.

When I was a child, I went back to my grandmother’s house in the country. I liked to catch frogs in summer. I usually didn’t use a hook. One time I accidentally used it. When I saw the frog with its mouth full of blood, I felt sad for no reason. I felt that it should be in pain. A stone was thrown and it was killed.He will never forget it in his life...

When he was young, he watched "Beautiful Woman Warrior", every time he saw Shui Bingyue and the others transformed, he would secretly blush.Watching a certain TV series during nap time, the big villain occupied the girl from a good family, the ooxx camera was very hidden, so he gritted his teeth and turned off the TV, and went to school early, but was caught by patrolling students from the same school, fortunately he used A popsicle was bought, and no points were deducted to discredit the class.

At that time, another buddy asked him to help write a love letter, but the girl replied that he couldn't understand it at all, and no one asked him to write it for her after that.Sorry, Wang Hongbin.At that time, he thought that he must get rid of this problem when writing love letters by himself in the future, but unfortunately, he still hasn't sent the first love letter yet.

At that time, I quarreled with my mother every three days. One time he cried and said that you scolded me so many times, but I didn't hate you.Mom was annoyed and laughed.Of course, in the ensuing ignorant green years, the two continued to scold and fight.But Mom never hit him, not once.

When I was a child, I read the vernacular versions of "Historical Records" and "Eastern Zhou Dynasty Chronicles", and girls adored them.So the habit of reading has continued.It's a pity that the younger sisters don't take this set anymore.If you don’t have money, a house, or a car, you just have a house full of books. He failed to keep pace with the times and felt that he needed to reflect on himself.

When I was young, I looked like a girl. Every time my mother took her to have a haircut, she was praised as beautiful. His mother often smiled and said nothing, very proud, so in the end the barber aunt wondered why she had to cut her hair so short.Mom, now that Yingzi laughed and called me disabled, am I still your pride?
When I was a child playing marbles, I always lost more than I won, so I prefer to dig holes in the sand piles in the open space, and then spread a piece of oil paper bag to frame other guys. Of course, I am often framed.

At that time, if anyone bought new shoes, they would be stepped on by a group of people in turn.As a small leader who wears three stripes, he can enjoy privileges.It's a pity that I couldn't continue to consolidate this way of thinking at that time, and I guess I can only be led in the future...

In the fifth grade, the school had a selection to participate in the county table tennis competition and cup. His mother bought him new leather shoes and a vest. He went to the competition with confidence and handsomeness, but he lost so badly that he dared not go home after school. Frustrated, he bullied the little ant under an old willow tree in the school, but was smiled at by a recognized little school belle in the fourth grade, and he went home in a sunny way.

I got good grades in elementary school, especially in Chinese. I won prizes in calligraphy and composition competitions, so I was quite arrogant. Dad's friend, Mr. Qian beat it very hard, saying that you saw the willow tree outside, it grew crookedly.If you don't learn well now, it will be over later.To this day, the memory is still fresh, thank you, Teacher Qian.

When I was young, I admired my father the most.Growing up, he still does.

(End of this chapter)