Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 272
In the long and protracted battle with Wang Banjin, Zhao Jiadi explored many principles and policies, all of which were forced by the situation. Some local methods, such as Wang Banjin vowed to impeach the Communist Party, Zhao Baliang You can’t just resist tenaciously, you have to take off your trousers in a smooth manner, don’t play the trick of being mighty and unyielding, basically halfway through the trousers, Wang Banjin will turn his head, oops, don’t make my sister have needle eyes, wait until you grow up. After Wang Banjin's face became more and more like a city wall, Zhao Jiadi, who suffered a lot in hand-to-hand combat due to his thin body when he was a child, became much stronger. Like the side that changed from strategic defense to strategic offensive in the War of Liberation, he no longer had to worry about Wang Banjin's overlord attacking bow.Another example is Wang Banjin's favorite thing to do is to pull him to watch horror movies and play the game of burning jade and stone together. Zhao Jia was very scared at first, but Wang Banjin became happier. Watching "Midnight Ring" in the middle of the night will make a girlfriend call to scare him. Xiao Baliang, Zhao Jiadi learned to be smart later, the more bloody and darker the scene, the gritted teeth should be bland, and even extraordinarily excited, such as watching "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" or "The Silence of the Lambs" , as soon as the physical injury was brutal, Zhao Jiadi suppressed the nausea and slapped his legs and applauded. Over time, Wang Banjin's bad taste was far less than the weight she was frightened, so it stopped. Childhood and youth are a history of blood and tears of fighting wits and courage.

It's just that today's retreat seems to have little effect. When Wang Banjin saw Zhao Jiadi, who was left with only his underpants, he didn't retreat when he knew it was difficult. After jumping on the bed, he wanted to put Zhao Jiadi under his body, but the latter quickly rolled and moved away. Wang Banjin missed a single blow. How could he be easily discouraged? Di got out of bed, Wang Banjin jumped off, Zhao Jiadi yelled, but he didn't dare to speak too loudly, because even if he yelled, no one would do anything brave, this kind of thing was already common in Zhao's house a few years ago Wang Banjin, while chasing after him, looks like the unscrupulous dude who bullied men and women in ancient times, "sexy smile" and said, "Sister, I will be responsible for you.Zhao Jiadi naturally refused to obey, fled to the door, twisted the door, it was locked, and before he could make another move, Wang Banjin had already been killed, Zhao Jiadi had no choice but to dodge, and returned to the bed, He gritted his teeth and said, Wang Banjin, I'll call your sister, okay, don't be crazy.Wang Banjin tossed and tossed for several minutes, standing by the bed with bare feet, looking up at Zhao Jiadi, I don't know if it was an illusion under the night, the eyes that are usually as charming as they are, at this moment, the eyeballs are green, Two words, hunger and thirst, there is no sign of letting Xiao Baliang go. Is this a tragic scene of the fifth and sixth concubines of the veteran Wai Xinna?Zhao Jiadi threatened Dao Wang Banjin, don't push yourself too hard, I really pissed me off, and I really disregarded morality and shame, and took you down.Well, fuel has been added to the fire, Wang Banjin is in high spirits, her eyes are shining, she pretends to be coquettish and charming, she smiles without saying a word, but in fact she is moving her steps skillfully, looking for the best time to strike a lion against a rabbit, catch Catch the prey, and then... She really didn't expect the follow-up plot, Xiao Baliang had a pair of underpants hanging on her body, and if there were many clothes, she could peel them off one by one to satisfy her sense of accomplishment, anyway, Wang Banjin will spend 20 years in his life Years of muddle-headed life, she has always stepped on the watermelon rind, slipping wherever she goes, and occasionally has the fighting spirit of the sun coming out of the west, so she is willing to fight a little bit. There are not many things she wants to accomplish , but once it is put into action, the glasses of the onlookers are smashed all over the place. It can be said that Xiao Li Feidao has no failures. He plays photography and is really a hardcore professional. Inexplicably entered Imperial College.Zhao Jiadi yelled softly, you stop, don't try to sneak attack, if you are in a hurry, I will jump off the balcony.Wang Banjin looked pitiful and tender, and was devastated. Are you so steadfast and unyielding?Unmoved, Zhao Jiadi lay back on the bed, staring at the ceiling. Wang Banjin was lying beside him, but was blocked by Zhao Jia's first arm and opened a distance.

"Have you figured out how to please our old man? He is more difficult to deal with than your grandma." The actor Wang Banjin had a resentful expression, but clear eyes.

"No, no matter how you look at it, I'm not the young man your old man likes. Let's go through the motions when the time comes. I really don't know how to deal with the older generation, and I have a headache." Zhao Jiadi said bitterly.The old man of the Chen family, an old man who has lived almost a hundred years old, has never experienced such ups and downs. In the year the old man was born, Zaifeng, the regent of the late Qing Dynasty, ordered Yuan Shikai, Minister of Military Affairs and Minister of Foreign Affairs, to open a vacancy. Returning home; the edict "preparing for the establishment of a constitution and reforming the government"; the death of Zhang Zhidong... Maybe these events are obscure and boring things that are mentioned in history textbooks for children today, and whoever is not a historian will record them. .The old man joined the party at the age of 20. He participated in the blood-throwing uprising in his hometown. He participated in the Long March for 35 years. He lost a whole finger when he climbed the snow mountain. He was rescued, and then as a deputy political commissar of a certain department, he crossed the Yellow River westward in Gansu and arrived in Yan'an at the end of 37. During the Anti-Japanese War, he served as the second in command of the military department of a certain provincial party committee.Born in a small place with a scholarly family and self-taught, he is one of the very few all-round backbone staff and staff members. He has a bookish look, but he does not lack the heroic spirit of gold and iron horses. He has made outstanding military achievements in the liberation war.Slam Fang Qiu and point out Jiangshan.All the yellowed group photos included in the party history of the Republic are precious witnesses of those years.After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the first batch of honors in 55 years was already a lieutenant general.In the following 40 years, there were several ups and downs, and he never bent his back. The life of the old man of the Wang family was heavy and glorious. How should Zhao Jia, the first young man in his twenties, deal with this experience?Can you really be at peace?It's unrealistic, just sitting opposite the old man, there is a sense of vicissitudes, not talking about how the late old man who is lying on the wicker chair and basking in the sun is in a high position without being angry, how he looks so handsome and has a monstrous aura, In fact, when Zhao Jiadi was a boy, he had a few occasions to drink tea and hold books under the old banyan tree. The impression of the old man was not very clear. He only felt that the old man was very thin, his character should not be tall, and his eyes were not deliberately sharp. It is awe in the heart, and it is purely emotional. He has the awe-inspiring righteousness of being an old man, and the monstrous yin of an old scholar who has read everything in his life. The old man is a whole generation older than the old Buddha of the Zhao family. There are many, so Wang Banjin said that the old man was more difficult to "deal with servants" than Zhao Jiadi's grandmother, and he was not lying.

"Sister, help you open a small stove?" Wang Banjin said with a smile.

"For free? The kind that doesn't ask me for a reward?" Zhao Jiadi was vigilant, and if he made a deal with Wang Banjin, he would suffer disaster in all likelihood.Brother Zhao Yan, who didn't know how many treasures were cheated by Wang Banjin, must have felt the most. Of course, Hong Lvtai and Li Zhibao, the best buddies who grew up in a courtyard or nearby courtyards, were the ones who felt the most.

"I originally wanted you to play the dick a hundred times for my sister." Wang Banjin said honestly.

"Forget it, Wang Banjin, can you be a little sincere?" Zhao Jiadi said angrily, but in exchange for Wang Banjin stretched his legs and kicked, it was neither serious nor painful.If it were any other animal, it would definitely be flattering, but it is a pity that Zhao Jiadi has been fighting with her for more than ten years, and there is no consciousness that ordinary people should feel honored and kowtow to thank her.Wang Banjin put on a satin pajamas, of course there is no vacuum inside, Wang Banjin's style is wild, but he still has a stubborn bottom line, but too many bottom lines are unreasonable.Wang Banjin has an enchanting beauty face and an excellent figure. In appearance, he is actually more stable than Qi Dongcao. There is no doubt about it, but Wang Banjin's temperament is biased towards the queen, while Wen Wenwan has a certain inner beauty. The beautiful Qi Dongcao focuses on goddesses. They are all women on the altar in the eyes of the world. It is hard to say who is more brilliant.

"The old man likes young people with good knowledge in ancient prose, why don't you gnaw on ancient books these days?" Wang Banjin smiled, turned sideways, and stared at Zhao Jiadi who was still staring at the ceiling in a daze.

"What a bad idea, half a bucket of water to go to the old man's door to get an ax and drop the book bag? Wouldn't that make my death worse." Zhao Jiadi sighed.

"Then I will try to let you play chess with the old man. Uh, it is more difficult. Let you play with the life secretary first, and then we will talk about winning. This is more realistic." Wang Banjin continues to be a dog-headed military adviser. This is not a married girl. , it is already poured water, look, the revolutionary fortress is indeed breached from the inside.

"It's even worse if you lose. And it's too contrived, the old man will see through the trick in no time." Zhao Jiadi shook his head and said.

"Then what should we do?" Wang Banjin was also annoyed that Mimi was in pain.It seemed that she really cared about Xiao Baliang's visit.It's no wonder that Wang Banjin is serious. Her mother, Wang Zhuyun, returned to Beijing for the first time for the New Year. It was a lot of information. Once the children of the Zhao family came to the house again, the characters inside the bureau and those who watched the drama outside the bureau would inevitably have imaginations. The Wang family bowed their heads. After many years of cold war, they took the initiative to bow down to show their favor?Or is it that the Wang family and the Zhao family, which have been entangled in grievances, are reconciled and everyone is happy?Or is it trying to cover up and set off smoke bombs for some big moves?There are too many idle conspiracy theorists in the world, gossip, three people become tigers.

"Tmd, Wang Banjin, if you ask me, who should I ask? You are a gangster in the system, and you are the mainstay of the old Wang family. You should have more experience than me." Zhao Jiadi was delighted.

"Fart, my sister is the most annoying of this kind of exquisite and eight-faced way of life. Life is only a hundred years, and you can burp in the blink of an eye. My mother, I have no time to eat, drink, and have fun, and I have to flatter and flatter. Tired. Women are too smart, have too many thoughts, and tend to age quickly, besides, my sister is already beautiful enough, in case the confidante dies, thank you." Wang Banjin stretched his waist, showing his curves, graceful and graceful, so beautiful that a woman can To move people to her level is really a man's blessing and a woman's sorrow.

"Let it be. Go to sleep." Zhao Jiadi said helplessly.

"Lonely men and widows, eighty-two, would you mind grabbing a bed with my sister?" Wang Banjin kicked Zhao Jiadi's ass, kicked Zhao Jiadi several times, but failed to kick Zhao Jiadi out of bed.

"I dug a piece of grass. This is my uncle's bed. Do you have a conscience and a sense of public morality?" Zhao Jiadi couldn't help being angry, and kicked Wang Banjin back and forth. not kiss.

"Then you sleep in my room." Wang Banjin said with a hippie smile.

"It's too fat and powdery, it's not suitable for pure men like me." Zhao Jiadi was determined not to compromise. Wang Banjin was best at climbing up poles.

"I have a bed of sexy bras, panties and stockings scattered over there, lace ones, suspenders, pink ones, everything, Xiaobaliang, go and go, don't mind if you take them and give them back to me by the bedside You have prepared a box of tissues, how are you doing, sister? Just remember to wash them thoroughly." Wang Banjin propped up his chin with one hand, and looked at Zhao Jiadi with a charming face.

"Get out!" Zhao Jiadi covered the quilt and rolled it up, leaving nothing for Wang Banjin.

"Cold~" Wang Banjin said coquettishly.

"Then go back to your home. Sorry, in order to save electricity, I don't turn on the air conditioner all year round. And I don't welcome a female hooligan like you who doesn't know how to cultivate a new style of civilization." Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

A few minutes later, Wang Banjin was like a dead body, without any movement.

Another damn long fight.

Zhao Jiadi, who was soft but not hard, was defeated again without any suspense, and gently separated the quilt and covered Wang Banjin.

The Chu River and the Han Realm live in peace.

On the second day, a rare visitor came to the Zhao family mansion, so distinguished that Zhao Sanjin called temporarily to say that he would come over.

(End of this chapter)