Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 350

The two looked at Churi, who seemed to have jumped out of the mountain, and ate the leftover food from yesterday. Cai Yanzhi whispered the old saying that drinking water with love is warm, and that poor couples mourn everything. It sounds very reasonable in different contexts. , a comparison is contradictory.Zhao Jiadi, who can't even tell the difference between Xiling and Xiling, didn't speak. The things left by the ancestors after 5000 years of washing the sand in the waves are not easy to say right and wrong. Instead of entangled in this, it is better to read a few more No matter how you look at the face and braids of the woman around you, you will be seductive.Zhao Jiadi silently recited the line in Xin Qiji's "Congratulations to the Bridegroom" "I think Qingshan is so charming, and Qingshan should be like this when seeing me", and then quickly changed it to "Auntie sees Qingshan is so charming, and Qingshan should be like this when seeing her", at this moment Aunt Cai can It doesn’t matter how charming you are. As for the name of the phrase "Congratulations to the Bridegroom", it is more of an ironic situation. Haha, Cai Yanzhi heard him talking there again, and with the indecent smile on his face, he originally planned to go down the mountain The idea of ​​sharing a little burden is immediately dispelled.Going up the mountain is easy, but going down the mountain is difficult. It’s the same principle as being a person and doing things. The half of the effort is half the work, and the half of the fame and retirement is more about the basic skills. Poor Zhao Jiadi still has a big bag on his back, and he didn’t forget to bring the branch Waving all the way, shouting "I don't hate the ancients, I don't see them, I hate the ancients, I don't see them. Those who know me, the second and third sons", for fear that the only audience around him will not know that he is now reciting Tang poems, Song lyrics and Yuan songs. Cai Yanzhi joked that others are all accumulated , you have accumulated so much money, aren't you afraid to empty out your private goods all at once?The first time Zhao Jia heard the idiom "Through Accumulation and Thick Posting", he immediately chuckled and repeated it a few times, laughing strangely. Cai Yanzhi walked down the mountain slowly for a few minutes before he suddenly understood, tightened Zhao Jia's ears and cursed you for dying.Zhao Jiadi was worthy of being a real man, he never begged for mercy and never compromised, Cai Yanzhi let go of his hand, and ignored this blind bastard with a little education.Zhao Jiadi returned to the dilapidated pavilion on the mountainside, tired like a dog, leaning on a branch with both hands, looking at the distant fields and villages, dazed, and walking down, he had to go back to Qinchuan, to Qiandao Lake, then to Hangzhou, back to the That strange officialdom that is still looking at flowers in the mist is no more than this Lianling Mountain, which is less than 500 meters above sea level. There will always be one mountain and one mountain higher. When will it end?
Cai Yanzhi liked Zhao Jiadi's appearance and demeanor, he was careful and calm, neither arrogant nor impatient, and always felt that he was in awe of something.Zhao Jiadi continued to go down the mountain. This uphill and downhill trip reminded him of the uplink and downlink documents. I don’t know how Li Tan is sorting out. I hope there will be a surprise when I return to Hangzhou. Zhao Jiadi has no objection to being an official Read, there must be a secretary, right?Seeing that Zhao Jiadi was walking out of breath, Cai Yanzhi couldn't bear it, and asked softly if he would help you carry the distance?Zhao Jiadi boldly said no, you'll be fine with another one on your back.Cai Yanzhi asked really?Zhao Jiadi snorted and said, why don't you jump up and try it out.So, Cai Yanzhi really jumped, and the two of them almost rolled down the mountain together. After staggering, Zhao Jiadi held on to a life-saving tree, wondering whether to laugh or cry, really want to die for love?Cai Yanzhi winked and said, don't you say you want to carry me?Zhao Jiadi said angrily, yes, yes, yes, I want to carry you on my back, and I still want to kiss you!Will you give it? !Cai Yanzhi smiled and said, okay, come here if you have the ability, here in the wilderness, if you can overlord me, you can be counted as your man.Zhao Jiadi weighed it up, but finally gave up resentfully. He single-handedly defeated Aunt Cai. His hope was slim. A man who weighed 140 catties and who was diligent in exercising couldn't beat a woman who weighed [-] catties. It was sad to think about it.No matter how sad he had to accept his fate, Zhao Jiadi hummed a little Peking opera song and pretended to be leisurely down the mountain, approaching the village at the foot of the mountain, lying on a stone, buried his head in the cold water of the stream, and drank it happily, compared to those hypocritical petty bourgeois Fillico and voss water, which are regarded as fetishes, must be much sweeter. Zhao Jiadi has never understood why the fake rich second generation so admired some things that can always be bought with money, and drank, ate, and played. Become a nobleman?After much deliberation, I still feel that the master Chen Pingan who drank porridge and noodles every day and served wine with books is very calm and calm. Once he encounters such social elites, Zhao Jiadi will automatically take a detour. There is really no way to go around. Like when Bentley was used to hit a Porsche in Hangzhou, isn’t it just a comparison? , It is best to acidify all the teeth.Zhao Jiadi and the braided Cai Yanzhi rode the most ordinary bicycles together, and rode side by side along the road with nine curves and eighteen bends. Cai Yanzhi said: "In the past, the roads here were all dirt roads, and the asphalt roads were only changed two years ago. , All the large bluestone slabs in the village were demolished, except for the Fengshui tree at the head of the village, some big trees have been pushed down one after another, and now it is getting more and more unsightly.”

Zhao Jiadi said regretfully: "I understand, it's like a girl who was quite pure at first, but she insisted on imitating the white-collar ol's coquettish and heavy makeup, but in the end she lost her original temperament."

Cai Yanzhi smiled without saying a word, the breeze blew on her face, and the blue hair on her forehead was blown up, and she looked like a fairy.

Zhao Jiadi and her arrived in the small town of Qinchuan at nine o'clock in the morning. Cai Qiang and his wife-to-be were still at home. When they and their parents saw Cai Yanzhi with a novel braid, they were shocked. They were not stupid. Cai Qiang sighed in his heart. , with my sister's temper, there is no room for maneuver in this matter. I warned myself not to be too troublesome in the future, and I needed to switch roles immediately to enter the state. I almost immediately thought about how to get along with Zhao Jiadi in the future. It can reflect Cai Qiang's professional rank, and he has to learn to let go of the knot that cannot be untied for the time being.Cai Yanzhi's parents have no objection to this. Xiao Zhao is a young man, but he looks very steady, and he is a good match for his daughter, but there is no problem of who suppresses whom. It is generally balanced, especially Cai Damei, who is very excited. He likes this The little son-in-law, who knows how to be a man, gives himself full face every time he comes, smokes, drinks and chats in private, and emphasizes some words that are not easy to be a man in the family, and he can speak to his heart. Cai Damei loves to hear these, not to mention his son Cai Qiang has revealed something, This little Zhao's family is actually richer than Yan Zhi's, which is amazing, how rich does it have to be to be richer than his daughter?Cai Damei is such a practical upstart in the countryside, but this does not mean that he looks at people a little worse than the people in the city. This little sparrow in Qinchuan has all the internal organs. Cai Damei has suffered all the way, and he does not know much about human nature. , but he couldn't be more clear about the bad roots of human nature, because he is not a good citizen himself, he can save others by himself, the most practical and the most direct way to people's hearts.Cai Damei is no longer a man, no longer fond of whoring and gambling, but one point is very important. When he ran away from his wife to raise two children alone, no matter how much he lived like a mangy dog, he never gave his son to others, even if he starved to death together, he Said that he was afraid that he would not face the grave.Just like today, when lunch was finished on the big table, Cai Damei took Zhao Jiadi to open a small stove to drink. Zhao Jiadi specially asked Han Daode to bring a bottle of 60-year-old Moutai carefully from ts. The state banquet where the top leaders of Diaoyutai met This specification, Zhao Sanjin only cheated and abducted two bottles, and Han Daode held the wine in both hands when he sent the wine to Qiandaohu Town to get the wine. Having one cup after another with Cai Damei, Zhao Jiadi kept toasting Cai Damei. This old man who often couldn't hold his head up in front of his children said, Zhao Jiadi heard that the belt was replaced by an Italian handmade uncle. With a burst of pride, he patted Zhao Jiadi on the shoulder, and said in substandard Mandarin, Jiadi, I am 100% satisfied with your son-in-law, as long as you treat Yan Zhi well in the future, you will treat me like a cow and horse , I, Cai Damei, don't even fart.Zhao Jiadi hurriedly said no, no, Uncle Cai, let's continue drinking, drinking, it's a rare opportunity to toast you.Cai Damei was not bad at drinking, and the lowest level with the township mayor was when he was fighting with the village party secretary, he won more than he lost and lost less, but today he was really drunk. Drinking wine comfortably, easy to get drunk.Next door is the living room on the second floor. Cai Yanzhi watched TV with his mother and Cai Qiang's "couple". The main reason is that Cai Yanzhi wants to get in touch with Hong Que, the younger sister-in-law who is about to be married by Cai Jiaming's matchmaker. This kind of scene still has to be lived, Queen Although Cai is braided, the gas field is still there. Hong Que is obviously in awe of this aunt. Her circle is far away from Cai Yanzhi's circle, but she has been with Cai Qiang for a long time. When it comes time to talk about marriage Cai Qiang did not hide some things too much, so Hong Que was quite awed, respected and afraid of Cai Yanzhi, who was only known by name in the past. The former accounted for three and the latter accounted for seven, which caused her to answer questions like a student. Answering the teacher, Cai Qiang is quite helpless, but it is not good to talk about it directly, just take it slowly, not to mention that he himself is not much better, every time he sees his sister, mice and cats, he has a virtue.The younger brother Cai Chong was also present. He rushed back from Chun'an Middle School yesterday after asking for leave temporarily. As a result, he couldn't see the sister whose generation gap was not as deep as usual. We met today. Cai Yanzhi didn't give a good face after hearing that the child asked for leave. The school girl could only huddle in the corner and get sulking. Hearing the loud words and laughter of the dad next door, he felt uncomfortable. This outsider surnamed Zhao is neither handsome nor tall and inconspicuous. How can he be recognized by the whole family?Even the elder sister who is the most supreme long live in my heart has a damn sign of acquiescing to his identity?As a dignified school girl, Cai Chong really wanted to hit him to death with a piece of tofu, but before he hit him, he had to strangle that bastard surnamed Zhao with his own hands.Over there, Zhao Jiadi was finally let off by Cai Damei, and she entered the room with a blushing face and sat beside Cai Yanzhi. She handed Zhao Jia the first cup of cold water, which was drawn from a small ancient well at the end of the village. It was so cool, Zhao Jiadi let out a breath, it was pleasant, the smell could taste human, seeing Zhao Jiadi's behavior, Cai Chong curled his lips with a look of disdain.

Cai's mother smiled and said, "Jiadi, eat fruits. Myrica rubras and peaches are all given by the villagers. They may not be as delicious as those sold in the city."

Zhao Jiadi smiled brightly and said, "Auntie, I promise it's better than the ones sold. I can eat two or three catties in one go."

Mother Cai was overjoyed. She just picked up a peach and looked at it carefully. Afraid that it wasn't cleaned, she picked up the whole plate and got up and said, "I'll wash the peach again, or it won't spoil my stomach."

Cai Yanzhi immediately joked: "Mom, no need, this guy never washes fruit, bayberry, strawberry and apples, he doesn't wash anything, he's too lazy to die, and I haven't seen him ruin his stomach once."

Zhao Jiadi had a thick skin and nodded in agreement.

Cai Muwen shook her head and said with a gentle smile: "This is not acceptable. The things in our country are rough. Washing them will not waste time. The body is important."

In an instant, Zhao Jiadi's eyes turned red.

Almost at the same time, the already resolute face turned out to be full of tears.

Everyone was stunned.

The little boy Cai Chong muttered something crazy.

Just as Cai Qiang was about to stop it, it was too late. Cai Yanzhi glared at the unrestrained child, his eyes were colder than well water, and the little bit of courage that Hong Que had accumulated through a warm conversation immediately collapsed. Auntie, you are too domineering!Cai Qiang broke out in a cold sweat, but didn't dare to say a word.

It was Zhao Jia who came to the circle first, wiped his face, smiled and said, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I drank too much alcohol and my stomach hurts, I'm sorry."

Cai's mother knew that he was insincere, but she couldn't say anything, she just said: "It's your uncle's fault, and there is no sense of drinking. I will tell him to go after I wash the peaches. Jiadi, next time he pulls you to drink, you don't want to drink." Wan Shao, drink some, it's his own family, don't care about face."

Zhao Jiadi nodded and said: "Remember it."

Cai's mother took the youngest son who accidentally caused trouble out of the room, and Cai Qiang and his wife also found an excuse to go for a walk and left.

Zhao Jiadi stared at the pot of red bayberries. He was weak and sickly when he was a child, but he was greedy. The top priority of the Zhao family Lafayette was almost staring at the most beloved little Baliang, peeling lychees, one by one, cutting watermelon, One piece at a time, even the melon seeds are eaten one by one, and some snacks and candies are added. It is stipulated how much Xiao Baliang can eat every day, and the specific details are how many strawberries and oranges. Either Lafayette is stingy, or he is afraid of Xiaoba Two stomachs are ruined. At that time, the frail grandson almost ate more traditional Chinese medicine than rice. I couldn't tolerate Lafayette not being trembling. If it weren't for this, the old lady would like to grab all the good things in the world to satisfy her grandson. Well, most of the old people in the family are like this. They know that sticks make filial sons, but a few of them really have the heart to beat them down.

Zhao Jiadi reached out and picked up a bayberry, stuffed it into his mouth, and lowered his head.

Cai Yanzhi asked softly, "What's wrong?"

It was the first time she saw Zhao Jiadi cry with her own eyes, and it was the first time she even heard that in the courtyard house bought by the Lafayette of the Zhao family in Yanjing for his grandson, the old man Huang Fengtu vaguely mentioned Xiao Baliang and Wang Banjin when they were chatting. It seems that since then, crying children are no longer easy to be weak.What's more, this man once killed a bloody road and stood in front of him with a limping leg. He was also smiling at that time.A man bleeds and doesn't shed tears, but he hasn't reached the point of sadness. There are no more bloody and tender words than this.

Zhao Jiadi bit his lips tightly, choked with sobs and said, "I miss my grandma."

Zhao Jiadi wiped his face vigorously again, and took two more of the red bayberry in his mouth, stuffed his mouth, raised his head, and smiled sillyly at Cai Yanzhi.

At this moment, Cai Yanzhi felt that there was no man in this world who looked more gentle than this guy at this moment, really.

(End of this chapter)