Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 358 Desire to be Immortal, Desire to Die

Tang Xiusi held the shoes in both hands, swayed, and walked on the carpet in the corridor like Zhao Jiadi. He looked very good, but his style of behavior was really unflattering. He frightened a handsome old man in the elevator, and felt that the world is getting worse. People are not old, girls are the same as before. In the 80s, men who played hooligans were sentenced to prison and even eaten peanuts. Girls would scratch their faces when they were touched, but today they all look alike. Can't wait for the hooligans to play hooligans?Tang Xiusi entertained herself, remembering that she kicked Zhao Jiadi several times in the room, it was really relieved, so she also practiced it a few times in the elevator, and I think it will be useful in the future. This absurd behavior looks like a decent old man He didn't even dare to approach and make a sound, thinking that this delicate and pretty girl might have a problem with her head?After Tang Xiusi got out of the elevator, she walked through the lobby with her shoes ostentatiously. Her even more ostentatious car had slowly stopped at the door. The bright red Audi R8 was stepped on at the same time. She took the car keys and put the shoes on. Throw it into the back row, get into the car, and drive away. This style can make countless white-collar sisters who have swollen faces and rented a high-end apartment to go fishing for golden turtles full of wailing.

Fatty Tang's most daring daughter is about to meet a psychopath who has been riding a bicycle all over Yanjing city. Two days ago, that psychopath with a hippie smile went to the class reunion held by her classmates at Peking University. She went there by riding a small iron donkey. , this Erbaiwu who didn't get his graduation certificate was ruthlessly teased throughout the whole scene, and the elder sisters of several Wenqing high-achieving students who had secretly admired him during their college careers were all heartbroken. The good car is showing off, but Tang Xiusi doesn't have the energy to pay attention to it. My aunt is very busy. I guess the last two hundred and five can only ride a small iron donkey back to the presidential suite of the Oriental Grand Hyatt Hotel. The car has not been driving for a long time, and it has reached its goal. Damn, Tang Xiusi doesn't like Yanjing, driving is never fun, and there is nowhere to pee in a traffic jam, almost suffocating Miss Tang to death.How nice it is to be in Yunnan. There are not even a single ghost in the wilderness. They can swipe for more than two hundred yards, as long as you don’t kill yourself. The road was flattened, hoho~ my sister's father is not much worse than Zhao Taizu, I don't envy him.Before entering the hotel, Tang Xiusi finally remembered her ladylike demeanor, put on her shoes, and called someone surnamed Cao. This bastard actually said that he was squatting on an overpass somewhere to see beautiful women. Tang Xiusi was furious and shouted Cao Jinglue, I'll give you 10 minutes to get over here, or you will be at your own risk!Sure enough, in less than 10 minutes, the buddy ran to the door covered in sweat, hurriedly wiped his sweat and opened the door, apologizing insincerely, and entered the room, Tang Xiusi sneered, "How many pairs of beautiful legs have you seen?"

The handsome young man surnamed Cao drank water wildly, poured a bottle into his belly, and then sighed: "No one can compare to Miss Tang. Only one is pleasing to the eye. When I went up to ask for a phone number, I was almost called by her boyfriend."

Tang Xiusi said contemptuously: "Isn't it better than the goddess in your mind?"

The neurotic and well-known high-ranking young man in Yunnan shook his head and said, "I never dare to look at her carefully, I am timid."

Tang Xiusi sneered, and found that the pottery utensils had been packed up for the first time, and it looked a bit empty. She didn't want to stay longer, and asked straightforwardly: "What do you want from me?"

He thought for a while, and said: "It's time to go back. Old Tang is about to cry with me. If you don't go back, he will wear shoes. I don't want to say hello to you. It's not sincere to say goodbye on the phone."

Tang Xiusi was surprised and asked, "What about your goddess?"

Xiao Jingye, who is famous for his personality in Yunnan and Guangxi, laughed and said, "I can't catch up, what can I do?"

Tang Xiusi had no mercy, she only felt that she deserved it.She also has to vaccinate her father earlier, don't think about stuffing herself into this psychopath all day long, don't ruin her father who harmed her daughter so much!Give Cao Jinglue another daughter if you have the ability!She will never stop.

Just as Tang Xiusi wanted to keep out of sight, he saw a signature smile on that face that looked like a dog but was distorted by his temperament, and said flatteringly: "Sister Tang, I might have to go to my hometown, help me." Let me tell Old Tang, I dare not mention this, for fear of being beaten."

Tang Xiusi glanced at the guy who was still a ruffian. It was rare for her to sneer, but she just nodded slightly.But that guy didn't know how to play, and said with a smile: "Sister Tang is really righteous, and if Old Tang matches us up in the future, I won't evade it, and I will accept my fate."

"roll!"

Tang Xiusi is undoubtedly the most familiar with the essence of this word, which is comparable to the six-character mantra of Tantric Buddhism.

The guy named Cao Jinglue had a strange smile. Tang Xiusi remembered that he was about to leave the room, so he had to slow down and asked, "How about the classmate reunion? It's so cool to be laughed at with blank eyes?"

After Cao Jinglue sat down, he laughed lightly at himself and said, "Half is good and half is bad. The good thing is that those snobbish male students have become more short-sighted. The bad thing is that many pure and kind female students back then were not cute anymore. Finally, it’s terrible. I really miss the time when four girls in a dormitory secretly wrote love letters to me and asked me to make pottery sculptures for them. There was such a little tacit understanding between the girls and their harmless thoughts. At that time, the most beautiful Girls here always talk in a soft voice, much like the soil and water in my hometown, but now it’s gone, and it’s only been a few years, so I can’t even think about pretending to be a grandpa.”

Tang Xiusi can understand the unspeakable little freshness unique to those girls.It's just that if it were her, she would write a love letter to Cao Jinglue only when she was blind.

She smiled and said, "Then you still borrow a car from me?"

Cao Jinglue beat his leg for himself, and said helplessly: "It's almost over, first love and her husband came to join in the fun, she is very kind, her big eyes are full of pity, I think I can't let her have a husband and worry about a man starving to death If I die, I want to borrow a car from Miss Tang, saying that I am a rich man's driver, and I will not die of hunger."

Tang Xiusi asked: "Really?"

When Cao Jinglue laughed, he always gave people the illusion of sincerity, and said with a smile: "No, people don't believe me when I say I own an R8, right? It's better to say that I drive."

Tang Xiusi narrowed her eyes and asked, "I called my father while I was waiting for you, and he said that you beat around the bush to persuade him to stop at the mountain city. Is this your intuition?"

Cao Jing said carelessly: "It's just nonsense, don't take it seriously."

Tang Xiusi let out a groan, turned around and retreated, she was more unwilling to stay with this psychopath than Zhao Jiadi who hated her so much, this was her intuition, with Zhao Jiadi, at least they could fight with each other, wouldn't they?

Cao Jinglue looked at Tang Xiusi's back and smiled and said, "Let me just say something nonsense, Miss Tang, don't really fall into that big well in Jinhai, you won't get up, it's not that something will happen to this well, but I'm just afraid that you will be dragged by someone , when dealing with women, he is a hundred times worse than me. Now that you are going to be a woman again and become less cute than you are now, I really have to hit the wall. Don't worry, as for us, I see you as my sister. I didn't fall in love at first sight , and I won’t be happy with my enemies, if I can’t get to one side after being killed, don’t guard me like a thief in the future, it hurts more.”

Tang Xiusi was noncommittal, and walked out of the room without hesitation.

Cao Jinglue walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows, and at a glance, the rivers and lakes in the capital city are really big.That guy Zhao Jiadi, how could he be able to thump?It seems that I have to go back and hide and practice. Before I become invincible in the world, don't come out and be ashamed. Damn it, the boss is not young, and I am playing bullshit nostalgia.

Yanjing Hotel.

The room where Qi Dongcao sent the message was concealed, and there was a bottle of mineral water in it. Zhao Jiadi picked up the bottle and closed the door, and entered the master bedroom. He saw her doing exercises similar to yoga before going to bed. There was a lot of attention here, not only It is as simple as yoga, and it also incorporates the exquisiteness of tantric gestures. She has achieved the ultimate in health preservation. If men are at odds with fate, then women are fighting with the years. Yellow-faced woman, when she was young, she didn’t pay attention to care and cherish it, and she couldn’t make up for it when she was old. Those heroines who dared to sleep without taking off their makeup were really desperate. As for injections and plastic surgery, it’s not a crooked way in martial arts novels. what is it
Qi Dongcao, who was meditating with her eyes closed, opened her eyes in a graceful posture, and saw Zhao Jiadi smiled, but did not interrupt her movements. There are a few copies of the Mirror, and the one in his hand claims that the internal reference controls the secrets of China, and the external reference unravels the Chinese secrets. On the cover, there are a lot of things with shocking titles. Zhao Jiadi flipped through a few pages and found that the , just put it down, lay on the bed, looked at the face of the child's daughter-in-law's sister, extending from his perspective, it was Qi Dongcao's breasts, not menacing, but no match for her perfect breasts, and the feel is even more awesome Zhao Jiadi is the only one who has the right to speak on this point. He stretched out his finger with a smirk, and was pointed at by thousands of knives, muttering to himself: "Sunflower acupuncture, see if you can hit that point."

At first Qi Dongcao could bear it, but later she really couldn't resist his harassment, holding his hand, Bodhisattva lowered her eyebrows, and looked at Zhao Jiadi with a narrow face.

Zhao Jiadi asked softly, "Are you tired?"

Qi Dongcao bent down and put his chin on Zhao Jiadi's head, "Tired."

"That's so lazy."

Qi Dongcao said with a smile: "I can't do it now, we'll talk about it when we're all formal."

She is like the toughest weed that has survived the cold winter, and there is no reason why it will not grow wildly when the flowers bloom in spring.

She was born in the snowy season, so she is the most suitable name for Dongcao.

Zhao Jiadi thought of Xin Jinchao's tedious affairs, especially the grasp of the general situation, which were all on her shoulders. She could not make a wrong step, and even stepped in front of others with every step, and sighed: "I won't scold you."

Qi Dongcao said with a smile: "Curse it, scold it, I asked for it."

Zhao Jiadi said helplessly, "I'm not willing."

Qi Dongcao, who was still lying on Zhao Jiadi's body, blushed slightly and whispered, "You came here to scold me?"

Zhao Jiadi chuckled, smelling the fragrance, slipped his hands through her thin and comfortable clothes, the beauty of the country, the body of a beauty, isn't this a big country?

It's wonderful to conquer, I don't think of Shu when I am happy, I don't think of Shu when I am happy.

Qi Dongcao bit her lip and made a soft sound.Zhao Jiadi took off her casual trousers for the first time, just showing the shape of her buttocks, so she stopped pulling them down, lifted her clothes, hung them on the pair of small but tall beauty pigeons, and stopped pulling them up.

She whispered inaudibly: "Turn off the light?"

"If you turn it off, you won't be able to see clearly."

"Baliang, please."

"Shouting Lord."

"Grandpa~"

"Little beauty, you're so good. Hmph, my master's method of picking flowers never takes pity on flowers, which is refreshing. It's useless for the little lady to shout for help!"

"If I don't shout, can you let me go?"

"Of course. No!"

"..."

In the long spring night, caught by Tang Xiusi's saying that "little farewell is better than newly married", Zhao Jiadi tried his best and showed all eighteen martial arts. Qi Dongcao's body is fat and weak, but his toughness is amazing.

The two of them slumped on the bed together, and the phone was hung up.

Zhao Jiadi really wants to be immortal now, he wants to die.

(End of this chapter)