Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 42 Zhao Baliang's Style
Aunt Cai rescued a certain landlubber from the Huangpu River after going through untold hardships. When the bastard jumped into the river, he was straightforward, but when he got into the river, he only knew how to fiddle around. She finally caught him, entangled like an octopus As for her, fortunately, she has been strong in water since she was a child, and her physical strength is also outstanding, otherwise she must die with him. This little lunatic went ashore with Zhao Jiadi half in his arms and half in his arms. All the way, there were surprised eyes from tourists, thinking that he had caught up with the filming or the performance art of the legendary artist, especially after Aunt Cai's clothes were soaked in water. The curves are exposed, and the spring is looming. On the way to Maserati, the animals drool all over the place and throw the half-dead Zhao Jiadi into the back row. Aunt Cai never thought of artificial respiration from the beginning to the end. The same thing is dead and clean, she was not a good man and a believer, let alone Avalokitesvara who rescued the suffering, and there were a sea of ​​people calling her Zhuyeqingheiwidow in the devil city behind her back.

Zhao Jiadi was lying on the back seat like a dead fish and smirking. Aunt Cai admired his recovery ability. When he first landed, he thought that this guy would probably be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After he landed, he vomited some water from the Huangpu River and he was alive and well. , making her wonder if this guy is pretending to be a landlubber. Thinking of this possibility, Aunt Cai, who was already full of anger, immediately said angrily: "Get out of the car if you are not dead, and jump again if you have the ability, see if I can't save it." save you."

"Don't get out of the car." Zhao Jiadi said sternly, his cough relieved a lot. He really can't swim. His grandfather, who is a half-baked feng shui master, told him that he should avoid water in his life, so Zhao Jiadi was particularly envious of leopards, who were fierce men who could fish out fish when they plunged down.

"Aren't you going to get out of the car?" Aunt Cai lost her face and could make her lose her temper. She has no morals and deeds, it's just a dream. A child like Situ Jianqiang would definitely not make her angry.

"Who will buy you clean clothes when I get off the car now." Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly.

"No need." Aunt Cai frowned, her tone obviously much softer.

"Whether you need it or not, I will buy it. You women are different from us. You are very particular about keeping your body and health, so please drive me to Qipu Road, because I only have more than 500 yuan, but I need to buy two. You have to be fussy about your personal clothes, anyway, it’s just a matter of wearing it for a few hours for you.” Zhao Jiadi said softly, his voice was not loud, but it was unquestionable. I don’t know where he got the courage and confidence to talk to Aunt Cai like this. say.

The Huangpu River is very dirty. Although Aunt Cai is not obsessed with cleanliness, as an elegant woman with a refined life, she is quite uncomfortable when she is wet. Went to the wholesale market on Qipu Road, and followed him into the shopping mall. Aunt Cai hadn’t visited such a place for about seven or eight years after she stood at the top of the pyramid of wealth and power in Shanghai. She didn’t dislike buying a piece of clothing. The simple life of more than three digits is just that she doesn't want to be brought back the memories of hardships and hardships.

Aunt Cai once again saw Zhao Jiadi's uniqueness. He could discuss the size issue with the waiter Meimei in an upright manner in the underwear store without blushing or beating heart. Aunt Cai stood at the door and dared not go in. It was obvious that he really The most important thing is to choose underwear for her very seriously, and finally picked a set of black silk fabric, which is not too good, and after asking Aunt Cai to try it on, she went to other places to help her choose clothes and trousers, and waited for Aunt Cai to dawdle. Mustering up the courage to put on Zhao Jiadi's "little gift", the sweaty Zhao Jiadi had already run back with a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, and asked the waiter to hand them over to Aunt Cai, who was waiting for orders outside, Aunt Cai He asked the waiter to tell him that it was almost done, so he went to toss for himself. Aunt Cai spent nearly 400 yuan on him, which meant that he had more than 100 yuan in spare money. In the end, he picked a random item for 25 yuan. T-shirt and 80 yuan casual pants, back to the lingerie shop, Aunt Cai, dressed in a queenly but innocent dress, stood at the door of the shop, she was a little shy for the first time. Enchanting, sure enough, it was a wise decision to choose a little skinny jeans for her, because Aunt Cai's aura is so strong that she looks a bit weird in clothes other than informal attire, but this little awkwardness, It further sets off her detachment. It is shameful for a mature woman to deliberately pretend to be tender so that an old cow can eat young grass, but once Aunt Cai becomes pure, she will definitely go to the natural water hibiscus to carve and decorate, wearing a "famous brand" worth 100 yuan Zhao Jiadi stared at Aunt Cai in a daze, with a twitching smile on his face. Don't forget, Aunt Cai was still wearing the underwear he picked out by himself. This feeling was too ecstasy for a virgin man. When everything is complete, Zhao Jiadi finally understands what a lofty realm that can only be understood but cannot be described in words.

"How much did you spend?" Aunt Cai asked, who was much more comfortable after getting in the car.

"Just treat it as a gift from me." Zhao Jiadi smiled. He still has a good eye for choosing clothes. After all, the high-heeled shoe queen Wang Banjin and the child's daughter-in-law sister dangle in front of him all day long, passively developing good taste, but The Zhao family's yin and yang decline, coupled with Zhao Sanjin's vulgar taste, led to a mess in his choice of clothes.

"No, it's better to calculate clearly." Aunt Cai sneered, "Don't try to use a set of clothes to dispel your deep sin of dragging me to jump the Huangpu River. Let's calculate this account slowly and carefully."

"Aunt Cai, I was purely impulsive at the time, I was impulsive, and I had no other thoughts." Zhao Jiadi forced a smile on his face, with an ominous premonition in his heart. Zhao Jiadi was afraid that he would not be blessed to bear the unpleasant grievances.

"Really?" Aunt Cai smiled, and the car was filled with murderous threats.

"Absolutely not." Zhao Jiadi planned to carry it to the end.

Aunt Cai didn't get to the bottom of it, but she always gave people a feeling of calm before the storm.

Sure enough, after Aunt Cai drove the car to a very remote corner, she smiled and said, "Get out of the car."

"Auntie, I only have more than 30 yuan left on me, and I feel like I can't find a bus stop here. I'm afraid I won't be able to go back to Yangpu in the middle of the night." Zhao Jiadi was heartbroken.

"Then I'll drive another way?" Aunt Cai smiled charmingly.

Zhao Jiadi was crying without tears, and if he drove again, he might be on the Shanghai-Hangzhou Expressway. The most poisonous woman's heart is true, he got out of the car, and hoped that Aunt Cai would let him go , but from the beginning to the end, Aunt Cai’s smile seemed gentle but gloomy. When he got out of the car, he stood alone by the quiet road. The proud Maserati walked away with a vicious heart. Standing there, Yushu stood facing the wind.It was all caused by a shock. Zhao Jiadi walked for nearly half an hour in the next miserable life. During this period, he did not see a pair of black silk legs or a beautiful girl, only a few wandering people without good intentions. Dogs, and scattered pedestrians on bicycles, finally took a taxi and asked the driver to take him to the nearest bus stop in the direction of Yangpu. When the bus station arrived, Zhao Jiadi found that the last bus happened to pass by. However, he chased after him wildly and called out countless times to his master. Fortunately, no one came down and said something similar to Wukong, don't chase after him, but in the end the master didn't stop. For 19 cents, I went to a small shop and bought two packs of Double Happiness, the cheapest map of Shanghai, a piece of bread for 5 yuan and a bottle of mineral water for 1 yuan. In the Queen’s sister’s car, the lighter had to be bought again, which cost another yuan. As a result, Zhao Jiadi just spent all his savings and left the shop. Zhao Jia, who was fully armed, looked up at the gray sky at a 5-degree angle. , scolded: "What's wrong with no car, I have to run back when I run."

In this way, Comrade Zhao Baliang began his tragic journey back to school.

After running for about 3 hours, at around 11:[-] pm, he finally entered Yangpu District, about an hour away from the school.

He sat on the side of the desolate road, smoking a cigarette, drank the little mineral water left, gnawed delicious cheap bread, and hummed an old song that could win the antelope's horns even if it was out of tune. How awesome.

Even now, he has not regretted spending 500 yuan to buy clothes for Aunt Cai when he only had 400 yuan in his pocket, not at all.

This is Zhao Baliang's style.

Doing something wrong, becoming a clown or a fool, never resenting anyone, and never regretting my decision.

At the critical moment when he was about to finish eating the bread, a car stopped slowly. Zhao Jiadi, whose mouth was full of bread, was stunned for a moment. Looking at the woman in the car with a strange expression, he took a sip of water, not knowing what to do.

"Are you really out of money?" she asked, pulling down the window.

"If you really have no money, it's like I really can't swim." Zhao Jiadi nodded.

She who has almost become undefeated King Kong has been completely defeated today. She followed him nervously and watched him run coquettishly and stubbornly for three hours. She felt that her brain was burnt by this guy today. broken.She sighed helplessly, and said coldly, "Get in the car."

Zhao Jiadi didn't put on airs, and got into the car very spinelessly. He sat in the passenger seat, but found that the direction was wrong. He wasn't going to his school, so he immediately said shyly: "Auntie, an ordinary hotel is fine, a big bed room, no need Too expensive."

Aunt Cai couldn't laugh or cry, if she wasn't still wearing the clothes he bought, she really wanted to kill him and silence him, she said coldly, "Go to Sheshan."

"Villa?" Zhao Jiadi asked tentatively.

Aunt Cai did not deny it.

"I usually don't eat soft food." Zhao Jiadi said seriously.

Aunt Cai was in no mood to talk nonsense with him.

"But once he really decides to eat soft rice, his tactics and face can be described as insane and outrageous." Zhao Jiadi laughed and took a cigarette.

"You're a little virgin, so don't pretend to be serious. Big kid, even if I let you sleep in my bed, you don't know what to do. Do you know how to satisfy a wolf-like woman?" Aunt Cai said disdainfully. .

Zhao Jiadi faltered.

If you want to blame, you can only blame sister Queen for being too domineering.

(End of this chapter)