Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 45 Cabbage
Zhao Jiadi's tenacious vitality comparable to his Nokia mobile phone is hard-earned. The care of his parents in his childhood, the frivolous play and hard training in his youth, and the intensive care of his grandmother and child bride-in-law gave him the body he has today. Capital, otherwise, someone else would not be able to withstand a landlubber jumping the Huangpu River and a catty of liquor. After he disappeared from Aunt Cai's room, he was fine. He went downstairs to the study and picked up a copy of "Cambridge History of the Republic of China". Auntie ignored the statement that the study room was a forbidden place. At around 10 o’clock, Aunt Cai had to go out, because the house was not a permanent residence, so she didn’t have any clothes in stock. She was going to buy some things for lunch, and Zhao Jiadi followed suit. After all, the opportunity to accompany a beautiful woman to the supermarket and vegetable market is rare, unless Aunt Cai can become his wife, but it is almost a zero-probability event.

Zhao Jiadi is no stranger to the "performance art" of driving a brand-name sports car to the vegetable market, because there is an old Lafayette in his family who is old enough to drive a lotus convertible. How can the old-fashioned grandpa who refuses to take a car and fly can grow old with his grandma? The grandfather who has been a quack doctor for most of his life is also shabby when walking on the road after his son's great success. He is the kind who wears Tang suits custom-made by Yanjing Private Workshop. He still feels uncomfortable. The rubber liberation shoes are comfortable. In Zhao Sanjin's words, the old man Zhao has been poor all his life, and he can't afford to be rich. In this respect, Zhao Jia has probably inherited Zhao's temper from another generation. Fortunately, there is Qi Dongcao in his life. He and Wang Banjin took care of him, and he didn't look too shabby, but he really didn't look like a dandy, which made Zhao Sanjin very regretful. When he was a child, he had an ideal when he was eating corn bread with the god stick Laozi, so that his son would become a child in the future. Being able to run amok in the countryside and bully men and women, Zhao Jiadi failed to satisfy his bad tastes, but brother Zhao Yan made up for the shortcomings to a certain extent. Life really is like a play.

If the supporting facilities in the magical city of Sheshan are not enough, then there will be no reliable residential areas in China. I don’t know if it’s because of Aunt Cai’s personality or because she’s used to living in a wealthy family. Which one is expensive, which one looks more high-end, I just throw it into the shopping cart, and I don’t have any intention of asking Zhao Jiadi what he likes to eat or avoid. Seeing Zhao Jia’s dick hurt for the first time, this bitch is too arrogant, isn’t it? Lie down on her bed.Thinking of sleeping on Aunt Cai's bed, Zhao Jiadi's mood suddenly became cloudless, breezy and sunny, so Aunt Cai didn't take him seriously. At the end, Aunt Cai found out and asked Zhao Jiadi casually. What do you want to eat, Zhao Jiadi said fish, and added in a hurry that as long as it is freshwater fish, Aunt Cai glanced at the shopping cart and said that she bought too much and dismissed the matter, Zhao Jiadi said with a smile Forget it, he has a temperless and honest appearance, but he is calculating the account in his stomach and saving it for later, so he will spank his butt a few more times. When he leaves the supermarket, he deliberately lags behind by a step or two, just to take a peek at Cai Meiren's tightly wrapped body. The beautiful buttocks are really round and upturned. As for whether they are white, tender and smooth, Zhao Jiadi doesn't have the luck and courage to investigate for the time being. A tiger's buttocks can't be touched, especially a tough tigress.

After getting into the car, for some reason, Aunt Cai stared at Zhao Jiadi with strange eyes, and asked, "The last time you played the role of one man at the entrance of the ktv, did you deliberately show weakness to win sympathy?"

"Absolutely not, I guarantee it with my glorious status as a member of the Communist Youth League." Zhao Jiadi was almost in a cold sweat, thinking that Sister Cai's thinking was indeed unconstrained.

"Really?" Aunt Cai obviously didn't believe it. Zhao Jiadi reckoned that the image in her mind had nothing to do with being silly and honest. She couldn't blame her, but Zhao Jiadi was too "hasty" during this time. "Are.

"I can beat so many people. I'm already a tiger. If there are a few more, do you think I'm too good?"

"They didn't work hard, they didn't dare to be cruel, and you took advantage of them, what's there to be proud of." Aunt Cai said disdainfully.

"I can't be proud of this. If I put it in front of the school, I can fool a lot of Shuiling cabbage." Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

"Shuiling cabbage?" Aunt Cai muttered and frowned.

"Beauty refers to clean, white and tender beautiful girls." Zhao Jiadi explained kindly.

"The kind whose brain is not easy to use." Aunt Cai sneered.

"Beauty's head is not bright, as long as it is not too pretentious, it is easy to be stupid, because men like this kind of cabbage. If you are too smart, you will easily feel sorry for yourself, either become a princess or evolve into a queen, and you can't get married. .” Zhao Jiadi began to fight back.

"Easy to deceive, easy to feed. In the final analysis, some men with little money have no great skills. They can barely be regarded as carnivores in the urban forest, but they can only prey on small prey. When they succeed, they are complacent and think that they are invincible characters. Aunt Cai said calmly.

"Yes, yes, only Emperor Yang Qing is a real man, and the other men are scum." Zhao Jiadi raised his hands in surrender, but his face was unwilling.

Aunt Cai smiled lightly, noncommittal, and largely ignored it.

It would be a great blessing not to be slapped out of Maserati if someone else dared to talk about Yang Qingdi, who is like a monument, in front of her, but the person next to her had already enjoyed the treatment of being thrown out of the gate last night It seems that in Aunt Cai's opinion, they can be properly treated differently.

"You can get a top scorer in the college entrance examination, why don't you do it?" Aunt Cai asked suddenly. She herself has been away from campus and textbooks for many, many years, and she is very unfamiliar with things like academic performance, but Xiaoqiang had something to do a while ago. It's okay to tell Zhao Jiadi's abnormality in her ear, and she doesn't think it's annoying. She thinks it's the first time in her life that this child worships her peers, so she endures it, but she doesn't like Zhao Jiadi. Aunt Cai has to admit that it has a lot of personality, and it is really not in harmony with Zhao Jiadi's plain appearance.

"I don't want to, I can't." Zhao Jia smiled with a seemingly casual expression on his first face.

"Yo, I didn't expect the little kid to have some untold stories?" Aunt Cai joked.

"That is, we are the most connotative young people in Zhaojia Village, which girl doesn't love you." Zhao Jiadi shook his head chicly. This was originally Lao Yang's signature move, because Lao Yang had long hair at that time. I think this posture is enchanting, and it is placed on Zhao Jiadi's body, with a crew cut, so naturally he has no courage.

"Looking at your posture, you don't look like an honest student. Have you ever suffered a big loss in a fight?" Aunt Cai asked with a smile, ignoring and filtering out Zhao Jiadi's narcissism very politely.

"No, it's all a small fight, and occasionally killing people is also symbolic." Zhao Jiadi shook his head and said, he still can't figure out the height of Aunt Cai or Emperor Yang Qing back then, of course he dare not He is not willing to use the experience of his student days as a talking point.

"Killing people?" Aunt Cai smiled and raised her beautiful eyebrows. To be honest, this young and mature sister who can't tell her age is the only big beauty who can compete with Qi Dongcao in "exquisiteness".

"Chop, I don't have a watermelon knife on me, so I don't feel safe. I can guarantee that I am the person of my age who won the most prizes after being punished on stage and reading the guarantee letter." Zhao Jiadi laughed, thinking of the absurd years at that time , Although the interval is actually not too long, but now recalling the scene is like a feat a long time ago.

Aunt Cai smiled, a little warm, as if she was imagining Zhao Jiadi’s moment, which gave Zhao Jiadi a sense of accomplishment for the first time. Before, he took such things for granted and had no value of nostalgia. With the shadow of a tragic first love, he doesn't want to see such deeds, but now it seems that against the unfathomable Aunt Cai, this little trick, which was originally inconspicuous, is actually a bit of a surprise victory.A freak like Zhao Jiadi who is quite outrageous in certain aspects, of course doesn't understand other people's way of thinking. Aunt Cai is not a goddess who does not eat fireworks. She also had a childhood, went to school and took exams. The ordinary life of rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, Aunt Cai’s student life was unremarkable. Like most girls, Aunt Cai was weak in mathematics when she was a student. At that time, she was a white lotus in a school in the township. The run-down middle school bloomed quietly, more because of her temperament and appearance, which were set off by her poor family background, rather than her grades. Therefore, when Aunt Cai recalled the past, she struggled to pick up the memory fragments of her high school days. Here, no one can go up to the parade and flag-raising ceremony every Monday to be trained and go up to win the award. It is the negative typical reflection on the one who should reflect on it, and the one who deserves the honor will continue to be praised, regardless of future life. In the business world or other fields, the reason why later men shined so well may be because Emperor Yang Qing was by her side, or maybe it was because she already had such a high position that she no longer felt the slightest wave about the achievements of the opposite sex. It seemed that it was interesting for Zhao Jia to go up to read the letter of guarantee for the first time because of fights, and then brazenly get the certificate and trophy. Years have harmed cabbage, which can be regarded as a great merit.

"Have you ever thought that many people will think of you when they think of their school days. He or she may not know your name and forget your face, but they will remember that in the days when they were studying hard, there was a Guy, stepping out of the dense crowd and standing on that annoying podium is more vivid." Aunt Cai said emotionally.

"I never thought about it." Zhao Jiadi said honestly. When he came to the stage, before he met his first love, he was always observing the scornful eyes of his buddies and the gestures of contempt towards him. After meeting his first love, he just looked at the audience. In the sea, her once brilliant and vain smiling face of a little woman, and then he would also smirk happily, without showing any domineering aura at all. Reminder, he finally realized that Lao Yang's pistols and the others were beating their chests and yelling about the so-called squandering opportunities. It is estimated that if they came to the stage, they would definitely show off their heads and show some demeanor of Yushu facing the wind and pointing out the country.

"Didn't you receive the love letter or was confessed in person?" Aunt Cai asked doubtfully.

"No." Zhao Jiadi said sadly.

He didn't know that there was a crazy girl like Hu Li, and that there was another girl who dared to risk her life to express her heart to him. In fact, he originally had a lot of love letters, but Hu Li secretly destroyed them all, and then kept them privately. Find these girls to "talk heart-to-heart", and after the heart-to-heart talk, it means that one of Zhao Jiadi's colored flags was broken before it was erected. Huang Hua, Yang Pingping and the others knew about these things, but they didn't talk about them tacitly. Jiadi is particularly slow in some things, which does not match his intelligence value, and he doesn't know whether he is pretending to be stupid or really stupid.

Zhao Jiadi suddenly smiled and said, "From what you said, I think there must have been one or two persevering cabbages in the audience, growing quietly, waiting for me to pick them."

Aunt Cai said disapprovingly: "When you go to pick it, it will no longer be juicy, and it will be meaningless."

Zhao Jiadi leaned against the back of his chair and said for no reason, "It would be great if I could be reborn to your age. From elementary school to junior high school, high school, and university, I must wish to go up every day to win awards and be punished. Don’t give up until your eyes are tired. At worst, I want you to see my lethality against cabbages.”

Aunt Cai looked strange, glanced at Zhao Jiadi, and finally made a statement.

(End of this chapter)