Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 48 Examination Emperor

Chapter 48 Examination Emperor

A place with a beautiful woman can always attract dandies who don't have long eyes. Daxian criticizes the fox friends who put on airs when they say anything and fart. Right now, there is a group of high school seniors who look like dogs appearing in Situ Qiang's field of vision. There are five votes and a clear division of labor. Four people block the front and rear classroom doors. Among them, the guy who was sunny on the surface but actually the most eccentric in his bones went straight to Xiaohua with ponytails, stretched out a finger and tapped on the table lightly, but Xiaohua ignored her, but Situ Jianqiang keenly noticed that her body froze slightly, and only Wanting to keep his ears to himself, he frowned lightly, and didn't intend to intervene, not because he was afraid of that guy's situation and background, but because he didn't want to meddle in other people's business. God knows if they've already been secretly in the dark, and Situ Qiangqiang can't do it by then. Dig a hole by yourself and bury yourself by the way.

"Yuan Shu, I have two concert tickets in my hand. They were given by the first officer of China Mobile Shanghai. Do you have time?" The boy smiled and put the two VIP tickets on the table, as if he was trying hard to keep Politeness, to cover up his arrogance that he usually faces the teacher and never weakens the slightest.

The ponytail school girl didn't move.

The boy stared at the coveted side face, and waited for half a minute. The owner of this pretty face still didn't respond, and he was not angry either. He smiled and continued tapping his fingers on the table. He said very gentlemanly: "I have a way You can get recommended to Tsinghua University, Fudan is of course also possible, and you can choose the computer major of National Defense University of Science and Technology. Can do what you want, I know your family has a little bit of a problem."

She ignored her and bit her lips lightly. Her pride was never displayed on her face like those dudes beside her, but it didn't mean she didn't have her principles and bottom line.

The reason why the boy put aside Huan Feiyanshou and chose her instead of Linxing, happened to like her attitude. He is very good-looking, has good grades, and his gloomy personality makes a large number of vases think he is mature Of course he is very rich, because he has a richer mother who is the president of a listed company and a powerful father. He is so strong that he has good basketball skills and no one dares to cover his cap on the court, so it is even more obvious Standing out from the crowd, the Prince Charming who can run over countless ordinary grooms with just one lift of his feet, is always the focus when walking on the high school campus, so he likes challenges, otherwise he will feel lonely in this private school, he squints his eyes lightly. He smiled and said: "My family has a house in Tianma Golf. You may not know that my mother has a bad temper and picky eyes. She is a bit harsh. The new nanny who just arrived accidentally broke a crystal cup. The headache is that the cup was a birthday gift I gave to my mother, and then my mother got angry, and the aunt almost knelt down. I will also help my aunt, you know, coincidence, she told me that she is from Chun'an County, Hangzhou, and then she said that she has a very smart daughter who is about my age in the southwest It's even more coincidental that his surname is Yuan."

Yuan Shu turned his head in shock, and stared at the kid from a rich family who was sitting next to him with an innocent expression on his face.

He likes her fragile and charming appearance, just like he likes her beautiful body that must be intoxicating when naked.

He really likes her, otherwise he wouldn't have spent so much time and energy recruiting this little lady's mother as his nanny. This flower is the only beauty he can be sure that he won't get tired of her body for a long time .He has been swayed by his mother's insidiousness in the mall, and seen his father's duplicity in politics. He feels that he has no worries about his future anyway. If he finds some time to play tricks, he will treat it as a preparation for his successor in the future. A career beauty can kill two birds with one stone. .

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person. You see, I haven't been punished or even given a warning since I was a child. The comments in the file are all excellent." Situ Qiangqiang, who found it an eyesore, smiled and said: "It can be seen from this that Qi Hao and I know that these second-generation ancestors are different, let alone Situ Jianqiang."

Situ Jianqiang's ears are not bad, not to mention that the last sentence of this bastard sinister villain's voice is not low, making him raise his head and stare at this sarcastic guy coldly. The kid who doesn’t have a full length, the number of people in high school who can be counted as an onion is about one hand. The one in front of him who molested the school girl Yuan Shu is one of them, and he is also the one he hates the most. He hides behind and plays tricks, sneaking around , not like a man with a handle.

"I can help you with a lot of things, you don't have to accept it, but I can also do a lot of uncomfortable things, and you have to accept it at that time." The boy finally showed some fangs, and his smile was a little sinister. With one finger, he pushed the concert ticket onto Yuan Shu's table, "Tomorrow is the weekend, and the concert will be tonight. You decide whether you want to go or not. I won't force you."

After getting up, he didn't forget to show Situ Jianqiang a smug smile, and then left the classroom with the little guy.

Situ Jianqiang noticed that the school girl with ponytail was staring at the sky outside the window in a daze, and didn't touch the concert ticket.

"Are you really going, Yuan Shu?" Situ Jianqiang frowned.

"You want to help me? How do you help me, or do you want to help me on behalf of your best friend? After I help you, I won't go to the concert, but I will go to the movies. In fact, it's just a different male lead." She lightly Laughing, still facing away from Situ Jianqiang, there was a bit of coldness in the laughter.

Situ Jianqiang was stunned for a moment. This was the first conversation between him and Yuan Shu. The atmosphere was far from warm, on the contrary, it was full of gunpowder.

Her words sound harsh, but they almost hit the point. Situ Qiang, who was a little uncomfortable, wanted to refute, but he didn't know where to start. It's not a fucking thing.

"Don't worry, I won't go." Yuan Shu seemed to be talking to himself, a little self-deprecating, "As long as I compromise once, even just once, I'm afraid even I can't believe myself."

"Do you live in school or go home on weekends?" Situ Jianqiang couldn't help but say something.

"Part-time job." Yuan Shu suddenly put down his pen, childishly folded the concert ticket into a paper airplane, and threw it out the window.

In the sunlight, her delicate side face unexpectedly had some divine radiance.

At that moment, Situ Jianqiang felt that Aunt Cai back then might be nothing more than that.

"Yuan Shu." Situ Qiang couldn't help shouting.

"Huh?" She turned her head, a little puzzled.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt that Zheng Kun knew that this group of second-generation ancestors is not a joke, and so am I." Situ Qiang said with an embarrassed smile.

"Why don't you fight anymore?" Yuan Shu said with a smile. She has a connotation of poetry and bookishness, and she has a sense of distance to everyone.

Situ Jianqiang paused, hesitated for a moment, blushed for the first time, and said with a smile: "Because I met an expert outside the world, and said a word to me, a guy with a bird in his crotch, no matter how big or small, even a few times when he was studying. You can't even play this broken book, and when you enter the society in the future, you will most likely be killed by others. Haha, sorry, these are the original words, I didn't mean to say such rough words."

"Extraordinary people?"

Yuan Shu blinked, "The one who called you just now?"

"Smart, he deserves to be the Yuan Shu who will make a big splash in Southwest Weiyu after taking the second place." Situ Jianqiang said with a smile. Whenever he mentioned his master, he would be happy, and he would be much more sunny. The disgusting Zheng Kun wants to be pleasing to the eye.

Yuan Shu hesitated to speak.

"He is actually my tutor. If you don't think I have ulterior motives, I can tell you about him, because he is the same kind of person as you, a little bit like you." Situ Jianqiang's evil taste began to stir again. Yes, there is a suspicion of matchmaking and pimping.

"Tell me, it's estimated that the speech of the director of the teaching office will not be over for a while." Yuan Shu smiled and glanced out of the window. Of course, she didn't have a good impression of Situ Jianqiang, but the two powers harmed each other whichever was less. Kun Qihao knew about these quasi-yamen and second-generation ancestors, and Situ Qiang, who had been fighting and punished from the middle school of Southwest Yuyu to the second year of high school, was obviously much easier to get along with. At least this unbeatable Xiaoqiang had never been rumored to bully girls.

"Do you believe it? He is the real Emperor of the Examination." Situ Jianqiang became happier, thinking to himself, Brother Immortal, Brother Immortal, this time I will go all out to lay the groundwork for you.

"Huh?" When Yuan Shu was puzzled, his eyes were particularly bright, and he tilted his head slightly, full of aura.

"Uh, the so-called exam emperor is someone who takes exams for fun. Let me give you an example. How much did you take in the last mock exam?" Situ Qiangqiang asked with a smile.

"143,272." Yuan Shu didn't hesitate, the mock exam was a bit difficult.

"How long did it take, I mean except the inspection time." Situ Jianqiang was full of pride and pride at this moment. His father's epee Wufeng's power and wealth that he didn't even know the details of didn't bring him much. He and Xiaoqingchong Li Chaoxin didn't have any brothers and sisters, but Zhao Jiadi did it abruptly, and Situ Jianqiang felt that this was the real charm of his personality.Kicked him, gave him cigarettes, and worked on the test papers backwards, making Aunt Cai pay attention, and even made Aunt Cai condescend to go to the ktv to frighten a group of cronies.

"Well, I usually don't check. I just try to finish all the questions within the required time." Yuan Shu laughed.

Grass.

Also a pervert.

Situ Jianqiang was a little depressed, but he soon cheered up and said with confidence, "Mathematics paper is 50 minutes, full marks. Comprehensive analysis takes 1 hour and 20 minutes, 296. Just like you, he never checks." no reasoning)
Yuan Shu opened his mouth slightly.

"If you don't believe me, just find a difficult problem and report the topic once. If he doesn't give the correct answer within 2 minutes, my surname is Situ. Then." Situ Jianqiang smiled and threw the phone to Yuan Shu gently, "I saved it. Brother Shenxian, that's him."

"No need." Yuan Shu caught the phone in a panic, but was embarrassed to throw it back, got up, walked to Situ Jianqiang and put it on the table.

"Guess what university he went to, and give me a little hint, it's domestic." Situ Jianqiang said with a smirk.

"Surely it's not Tsinghua University, Peking University. Either he came from the junior class of University of Science and Technology of China, or he went to Zhu Kezhen College of Zhejiang University?" Yuan Shu said intuitively.

"Give me another reminder, in Shanghai." Situ Jianqiang laughed.

"I can't guess." Yuan Shu said honestly. Obviously, since Situ Jianqiang looks so confident, he must not be like Fudan University.

"This guy handed in a blank paper for the English college entrance examination. To be precise, it's not a blank paper, because he still did the composition column, but it was in German." Situ Jianqiang didn't make a fool of himself, knowing that Yuan Shu was not the kind of person he could play with. girl.

Yuan Shu couldn't help being stunned, but then frowned slightly.

She is as consonant as she is. In fact, based on this information alone, she can roughly guess some truths. For example, this guy must have no worries about food and clothing. accepted luxury.

"I don't know if he is rich, but at least I know that he takes the bus back and forth and wears the same pair of sneakers. If it's not for the reason of tutoring, we don't look at his grades and put them in our school. , looks like a guy who doesn't even have the courage to talk to you, it's not the same as knowing these scum." Situ is strong and not stupid, and he won't be self-defeating in this kind of thing.

"Hold your mobile phone. I'll borrow it from you. If you have any questions that you can't figure out, just ask him directly. Every time I see those weird teachers looking at you, the eyes are not right. I guess you feel the same in your heart." I don't like it." Situ Jianqiang picked up the phone and wanted to throw it at Yuan Shu again.

"No need." Yuan Shu shook his head and said firmly.

Situ Jianqiang gave up, because he was afraid of superfluous.

He asked a question that he had held back for a long time, "Yuan Shu, in fact, there are still good boys among the suitors who like you, why don't you accept it?"

"I know what they like about me, but I don't want to be a vase and be placed as a decoration at home by someone, and I don't want to be a lover and a mother at the same time, teaching a little boy how to mature and grow up." Yuan Shu half-jokingly said.

"The latter sentence is the most poisonous to a woman's heart." Situ Qiang said with a wry smile.

Yuan Shu smiled and stopped talking, and continued to work on the questions.

Brother Shenxian, it's really because this enemy is too strong, it's not that I, the vanguard, are too weak to help you.

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Mu Hongli always felt that the journey from Jiangsu to Shanghai was very long, even though she had taken a plane halfway around the world, and a long-distance cruise that lasted nearly a week.I used to feel that the long road was long because I returned from Shanghai to the well-recognized scholarly family in Jiangsu, and the time seemed to pass very slowly, but this time I took my uncle's bus from Jiangsu to return to Shanghai, which was almost unbearable. From childhood to adulthood, the image and impression of Mu Hongli to the elders is well-behaved, gentle, virtuous, and Jiangling is a big family similar to theirs. Aunts, uncles, and aunts all hope that they can bring the daughter of the Mu family home. As a daughter-in-law, Mu Hongli has always felt that she is very patient. She learned piano and calligraphy when she was a child, and it is the same when she grows up. Everyone found that this girl always seemed a little absent-minded when she was alone. Now this No. 16 SZ city government car is driving on the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway. Aunt Mu Hongli, who is sitting in the passenger seat, is a good system Female from inside, working in the Education Bureau, Qingshui yamen, the grade is not outstanding, the official grade, she is more knowledgeable than networking, and also fits the style of Qin Mu's family. , ignoring Mu Qingyu who was dozing off in the back row, and seeing Mu Hongli muttering with her mobile phone, looking a bit like a dainty lady, couldn't help laughing, and asked with a smile: "Red carp, are you in love?"

Mu Hongli was startled, but she didn't deny that she was not good at lying to her relatives, but her embarrassment was that the generation of Qin Mu's family didn't take over, and more and more elders were pinning on her to take over, so it was quite a bit earlier. The enlightened parents directly stated that they would not firmly oppose her college love but definitely did not support it. Fortunately, because of their special identities, Qin Mu and his family are members who have seen the world, but after all, they cannot be regarded as a provincial or municipal one. A first-tier family at the top level does not have much wealth, otherwise it is estimated that there will be more dictatorships about Mu Hongli's love.

"If you don't deny it, you will be tacit. Don't worry, my aunt is not a gossip. I will definitely not go to your parents to add oil and vinegar. But this time when I go to Shanghai, can I let my aunt meet the young man? My uncle and I are curious You have abducted our one-in-a-million precious red carp." Aunt Zhu Zhen smiled, with a pleasant face, a child like Mu Hongli, who has a calm temper and understanding, no one would dislike, and moreover, Chances are, in the next 20 years, the Qin and Mu families will spend a lot of effort cultivating this good seedling. Their emotional life may not be big, but if it is really bumpy, it must be big if it is small. The youthful emotions of the first love happened to be a lesson from the past.

Mu Hongli was a little hesitant, feeling that she should consult Zhao Jiadi first about this kind of matter.

"Don't worry, your uncle and I have to stay in Shanghai for a while this time. You young couples should speak together first, so as not to be caught by your aunt." Zhu Zhen said with a smile, regardless of the mature-looking woman, she is really pregnant There is a childlike innocence of Hongguoguo.

Mu Hongli didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she told herself that she was not afraid of the shadow being crooked, but she soon thought of the time when she was drunk in a bar after singing and was alone in the room with Zhao Jiadi's lonely man and widow, and her first kiss was taken unexpectedly and reasonably Let's go, if it wasn't for Zhao Jia's first time that he was not as good as a beast, I am afraid that he really wanted to take advantage of the situation and do something cheating. What had to be done had to be done, and when she calmed down afterwards, Mu Hongli felt that she was too daring and Zhao Jiadi was really a gentleman. It was precisely because of this that she cherished this hard-won love even more.

"Sister, which beast is it? I'm going to beat him up!" Mu Herring, who had been dozing off, almost jumped up. This time he returned to Jiangsu to liberate some of his buddies. One day, I went to 7 bars for a record break, almost visited all the high-end nightclubs in Jiangling, from 7:5 pm to [-]:[-] am. In the end, of course, I took two old friends cross-legged to Shuangfeiyan, because of excessive indulgence , Mu Qingyu's dark circles are a bit serious now, and she walks lightly, and her bones have been completely hollowed out by girls in just four or five days.

"Shut up." Mu Hongli said angrily.

"If you don't say it, don't say it, I'll check it myself." Mu Qingyu curled her lips and said, for an unscrupulous dandy with a mild sister fetish, the perfect dear sister has become a cabbage under the mouth of a certain animal. This is even more unacceptable than not lifting yourself when you roll out of bed.

"How dare you?!" Mu Hongli said angrily, quite imposingly.

Mu Qingyu shrank her neck and continued to sleep. As for whether she gave up or not, she didn't know.

Uncle and aunt looked at each other and smiled, as if they were amused by this.

In fact, Mu Hongli sent a text message to Zhao Jiadi when she went out in the morning. Out of some thoughts, she specifically said that she would not return to school until eight or nine in the evening. There is a battle between heaven and man, should he let him know the truth and wait for her at the school gate? Still put the phone away, quietly made a playful grimace, and secretly told myself, Mu Hongli, you have to be reserved, be reserved.

Zhao Jiadi continued the long-distance running that he refused to miss every day. The 19-year-old young man was still a virgin. The most terrible thing was to participate in group activities in the dormitory and watch a few male and female literary films and bed war epics. Looking for something to work out, and insisting on making troubles, although Zhao Jiadi can be classified into the category of otaku in a broad sense, the law of otaku waste paper does not apply to him, so he had no choice but to run, thinking of women Now, go for a run. After 10 laps, if you still want the big breasts and big butts of the cabbages, then run another 10 laps. Zhao Jiadi, who learned that Mu Hongli returned to Shanghai today, ran 20 laps tragically and vigorously. Stepping on the tail of autumn, classmate Zhao is still wearing a T-shirt, sweatpants and a pair of cheap shoes. When he finally feels that he doesn't need to see a senior with a slightly raised buttocks and a slightly firm chest, he can substitute into Mu Hongli. He stopped to wipe off his sweat, walked towards the gate of the playground along the runway under the stands, and suddenly heard a voice above his head say a beautiful word, "Handsome Pot."

Zhao Jiadi was shocked.

Eyes like torches.

There is such a discerning cabbage in this world?

Other than the beautiful, pure, beautiful, charming and charming daughter-in-law who was just kidnapped by him into a pirate ship, who else could there be? !

The elated classmate Zhao suddenly raised his head, and it was indeed that familiar smiling face.

"Beauty, are you calling me?" Zhao Jiadi smirked with a thick face, stopped wiping sweat, and was busy wiping his saliva. It has been more than a week since I saw her. The daughter-in-law is getting more and more fresh, because she The posture is lying on the railing, the chest and the beautiful legs, instantly killing the little cabbage and the self-esteemed peacock girls in this poor school. There is a fierce existence of breaking a thousand.

"Are you handsome, I didn't see it." Mu Hongli turned her head and wrinkled her delicate little nose and hummed, deliberately not looking at Zhao Jiadi, but the corner of her eyes was full of lovesickness for a little girl.

The corners of the brows and eyes are all amorous feelings that can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words.

If it weren't for the high wall, Zhao Jiadi would have jumped up early. He circled around in a big circle in a hurry, and rushed to the beautiful woman who was sitting in a seat pretending to be calm. Beside her, without blushing or panting, she said solemnly: "This beauty, to be modest, I am already the most handsome guy in this school, I can't be any more handsome, alas, I don't know which one will be in the future." Daughter is blessed to be my daughter-in-law."

"Then how do I see that you ran 20 laps, but no beautiful women approached you?" Mu Hongli suppressed a smile and said, turning her head away, just not looking at the smiling face that she had been thinking about for more than a week.

"Beauty, you don't know about this. During my long-distance running, which is sometimes at a constant speed, sometimes accelerating and sometimes decelerating, I have been trying hard to remind all the girls on the playground with my eyes and momentum that I am a handsome pot with a family and a moral character." I have to silently advise them all the time to bury their love in their hearts." Zhao Jiadi said stinkingly, sure enough, he would only explode out of love for his daughter-in-law and the future daughter-in-law-to-be. Mean glib.

"Then how did I find out that your eyes were on at least 6 beauties, and two of them stayed for more than 5 seconds." Mu Hongli turned her head and glared at Zhao Jiadi.

"That's because there is a breast like you, and a butt that looks a bit like you, but they are just similar in shape, not in spirit. In fact, they are far from it." Zhao Jiadi said honestly.

"Stinky rascal, shameless." Mu Hongli blushed, almost dripping water.

Without giving Mu Hongli any chance or space to continue to make trouble, Zhao Jia hugged her first, and with a little force, put her on his lap. This posture and posture can be called unrestrained.

Mu Hongli seemed to want to stop, but also seemed to want to refuse to welcome, Qiu Shui's eyes were full of affection, soft and charming, and she couldn't speak anymore, because Zhao Jiadi had already blocked her small mouth.

Soon, she quietly melted like a piece of suet jade.

At such a critical moment, Zhao Jiadi's cell phone rang, and it was a text message from damn Xiaoqiang. After opening it, he was taken aback, "Come to Xixi Weiyu for rescue, or I can ask Aunt Cai to collect the body for your apprentice."

(End of this chapter)

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