Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 64
Yuan Shu went to the counter to buy four bottles of green tea, two bottles of mineral water, and six beverages. Holding them to his chest, he walked all the way.

"I'll do it." Shangque got up and took four bottles of green tea, and threw them to three grateful roommates who wished to give their bodies to the ponytail school beauty. Yuan Shu and Zhao Jiadi shared two bottles of mineral water, Shangque was a little surprised In addition to being able to forcefully drink and swallow tea, Zhao Jiadi usually only drinks mineral water. I don't know if this ponytail has a tacit understanding or has made substantial progress with the second uncle.

Next, Yuan Shu made a move that surprised the merchants. There was no ashtray in the Internet cafe. Under the leadership of the old smoker, a group of people flicked ashtrays and threw cigarette butts on the ground. Yuan Shu went to the counter to borrow five disposable plastic cups, put some The water became a simple ashtray, and I helped them put a cup and a cup near the keyboard. At that moment, Xiaoqing, the fat boy and Xiaomei, three standard nerds, apart from admiring the wise and martial arts of the eighth uncle, they all thought about it even if I am also willing to be a cow and a horse for this ponytail beauty.

Yuan Shu opened the caps of the two bottles of mineral water, and then sat next to Zhao Jiadi, watching him play games. She has played volleyball since she was a child, except for playing rubber band and hoops in elementary school and junior high school. For entertainment, I folded a bottle of thousand paper cranes destined to be given away by no one, and learned to weave scarves. I am also lonely and self-admired. I haven’t even read a pocket romance book. I just glanced at it occasionally. Such a girl Of course, she didn't know anything about the rpg picture that Zhao Jiadi was playing, but she still sat obediently, not interrupting, and seemed to be more attentive than Zhao Jiadi to see how they operated the mouse and keyboard. Zhao Jiadi This newborn calf is really sharp. It only played 4 rounds in less than two hours, and it seems to get rid of its rookie identity. Grandpa's uncle.

"Uncle, it's the first time I played, didn't I lie to you?" Xiaomei couldn't help asking. Originally, they heard that Zhao Jiadi was playing for the first time, and they were worried that a master like Master Sparrow wouldn't be able to take them down. , He never thought that the eighth uncle would start to rise without two hands.

"If you know how many years Uncle Eight has played cs, you won't be surprised. The most important thing is that Uncle Eight has only played four games. He may already know some heroes better than you. Hero attributes, you all play games with an entertainment mentality, he has never been, this is the strength of Eighth Two Uncles, how can tactics rise to the strategic level? Relying on abnormal execution, the same goal, Eighty Two Uncles He will always achieve it faster than us, unless he doesn't want to finish it himself." Shangque smiled, as if explaining to Xiaomei and the others, and also as "remedial lessons" for ponytail.

"It's so suspenseful." Fatty Ah Fu sighed with emotion.

"The sparrow is talking nonsense, don't listen to his nonsense." Zhao Jiadi smiled, and finally wanted to drink water, Yuan Shu immediately handed him the water with a smile.

"Auntie is so virtuous." Xiao Qing laughed.

The 17-year-old Yuan Shu turned out to be an aunt, and she had a lovely smile.

What a girl.

After a while, Xiaomei became more and more fond of her.

"Would you like to watch a movie?" Zhao Jiadi finally had time to pay attention to the "Canary" who came all the way.

Yuan Shu shook his head.

"It's good to hang up on QQ." Zhao Jiadi frowned.

"No." Yuan Shu said blushingly, seemingly aggrieved.

"You ran out of the dragon frame and lost to you. I'll apply for one for you." Zhao Jiadi said helplessly, reaching over to help her get a QQ, the number is average, let her think of a nickname, she said lost_canary, Zhao Jiadi frowned and said goodbye to talking about birds with me, Yuan Shu quietly stuck out his tongue, typed the English letters himself, and then wrote "I'm crossing the road" in the column of the signature file.

"Is there any movie you want to watch?" Zhao Jiadi asked.

Yuan Shu shook his head, and asked cautiously, "Can you teach me how to play?"

Zhao Jiadi was stunned for a moment, did not refuse, and asked the four sparrows to fight against each other. He took Yuan Shu to play the AI ​​​​version. It is simply a distant ideal for a daughter-in-law to fight side by side in the game world without nagging, especially when the daughter-in-law is so beautiful that she is so lawless. , as a 100% fledgling who was exposed to content other than computing for the first time, when she met Zhao Jiadi, who was a little smarter than her, she was reduced to the point where she was taught a series of lessons by Zhao Jia. Jiadi seemed calm and indifferent, but actually hit the ponytail meanly and cunningly. He knew it was a good sign and a good sign, because Uncle Ba Er never showed his unkind side to unfamiliar people. Comrade Zhao Baliang has always been very talkative, and he doesn't even mind being a stepping stone. He pretends to be a pig but doesn't eat a tiger. It's quite noble, but once he gets used to it, it's completely different. He used to play cs in an Internet cafe, and Zhao Jiadi was the absolute commander. Officer, training people is completely bloody. Hu Li was so angry that he threw the keyboard and the mouse several times. In the end, he had to pay for it obediently. He continued to be scolded for changing the machine. A group of people lost their temper completely without being scolded enough.

Yuan Shu forgot that TP was going back to the city, so someone said, "Do you dare to have a better memory?"

Ponytail was besieged by two computer heroes, and died tragically. Someone smiled and said, "Do you dare to be more sturdy?"

In order to save Comrade Zhao Jiadi, Xiaohua sacrificed herself, but of course she did not save Zhao Jiadi, and then someone said, "Can you not send money? Opposite is your relative?"

If it was Yang Pingping, she would have twisted Xiaoman's waist to watch related videos of fashion conferences, or some idol dramas that tricked little girls into tears. If it was Hu Li, he would have scrapped countless mice and keyboards, but Yuan Shu still Persisting in a slightly youthful and clumsy effort to adapt to someone's rhythm, the slender and slender hands tightly hold the mouse, staring at the screen without any slack, but every time Zhao Jiadi reprimands him, he will pout his mouth, Very stubborn and cute.

This couple is so much fun.

Shangque couldn't help laughing, while Xiaomei and the others sighed, if they had such a good wife by their side, let alone scolding, it would be too late to hold her in their hands.

After playing a Dota game for half an hour, Yuan Shu was sweating profusely. Finally he breathed a sigh of relief, took a sip of water, and glanced nervously at the man beside him.

She thought she was going to be educated again, but he rubbed his face and said it was not bad.

Yuan Shu was a little moved, and a little bit happy.

There is also a black dota shop in the row of seats facing Zhao Jiadi Yuan Shu, with two medium-looking beauties, because they are dressed in enchanting make-up, they appear to be of an upper-middle level, seven or eight people are laughing and talking freely, I don’t know Is it because of the existence of Shang Que and Yuan Shu, one handsome guy who can catch idol dramas, the other is a pure ponytail who can play the heroine, and the guys behind him are particularly active, a bit deliberate, and seem noisy , as for the two cuties, they show off their splendor from time to time, the little birds leaning on others, their coquettish voices, and their coquettishness also attracts a lot of attention, and they are always suspected of trying to overwhelm Zhao Jia's first group of people in terms of aura , especially a few animals often glanced at Yuan Shu. Although the ponytail school beauty wore plain clothes, even the simplest jeans gave her exquisite legs and attractive curves.

Stepping on someone in front of a beautiful woman is the highest standard for every dude to conduct himself in the world.

The strength of stepping on people is directly proportional to the beauty of the beauty.

So there was a very trendy and fashionable young man in the back row who stood up impatiently, walked up to Shang Que, and asked with a smile, "Would you like to fight us?"

"No time." Shangque said without hesitation, without looking up.

The man smiled and said, "Are you afraid?"

Shangque didn't bother to pay attention at all. He used to be in the cdec1 group. He played mid lane solo with top professional players when he had nothing to do. The hidden masters of the series, the real "loose immortals", are purely because they don't want to take the career path, so the merchant bird has the capital and qualifications to conceit.

"I'll play with Yuan Shu, you call Lao Yang or Huang Hua, and make up five people. These two guys have such a boring life, they should be online." Zhao Jiadi smiled, and it's good to have some fun in the middle of the night It is not challenging to save Sparrow and Xiaomei to fight all the way in the rookie room.Since Uncle Eight had spoken, Shang Que called Huang Hua, but this guy said he was playing a sex game with one king and two queens in a five-star hotel in QHD, and he would go to the Internet cafe after half an hour to finish it, Shang Que scolded Shout out to your uncle, hang up the phone and look for Lao Yang, he is already a national defense student, he said that it is not right now, he is making a passionate video with his wife, Shangque said that the second uncle was watching, and Lao Yang gave a weird cry and said that you are not good Lao Tzu is online.

The provocative trendy man saw that there was a mobilization of people calling for help, and he looked down on him even more. He smiled and said: "Where are you playing? If you are in the bird room, we will follow, because we are all in the 13th level room now."

"It's great to have a VIP." Xiaoqing said strangely, and he immediately went to recharge, and by the way, he recharged all the first group of Shangque Zhaojia.

"Go to your place and tell me the room number." Shangque said expressionlessly.

Of course, it's interesting to kill the place.

Shangque, Xiaoqing, Ah Fu, Xiaomei, and Lao Yang, who played the role of a gunner, joined the opponent's host. The opponent's level is around 13, and the winning rate is 60 to 70. It is relatively scary in normal times. The four of Shangque are all The vest account just opened today, just broke level 2, but Lao Yang came with a large size, level 29, played more than 1000 games, with a winning rate of nearly 90, a bunch of colorful titles, Chinese id "I love aunt" ", after he entered the host, he typed and asked the sparrow, are you an idiot or why are you competing with this group of dishes, and the sparrow replied that it was hot and hot, which made the group of men and women very angry.

The game starts, the regular cw captain mode.

Opposite is very orthodox dual-core, Shangque chose a very unpopular geomancer, Lao Yang chose alchemy, Xiaomei and the three played one meat and two supports according to Shangque's request, so that they can complete the task with fewer deaths, 311 branch , the mid laner of the geomancer, Xiaomei, who is relatively skilled among the three roommates, plays the top laner of Tidal, and the two supporters are in the bottom lane to protect alchemy and earn money. Tidal is the most tragic in the early stage, because he is afraid of death, and the opposite side is also a 311 split. With no experience to gain, relatively shabby, with a bleak face, the "brush" Lao Yang's alchemy made money silently, the early stage was tepid, and there were several team battles in the mid-term, with mutual casualties, and Lao Yang never participated in the battle. Shang sparrow's dog head has been ganking to drive the rhythm, two-lane operation, it is estimated that he was targeted, he attracted most of the firepower in every team battle, and by 20 minutes, the geomancer still held back Macon's jumping knife and artificial leg, Level 11, three puppy heads, bouncing around and flickering, so sharp that it was a mess. After 30 minutes, Alchemy still hadn't participated in a team battle, but he still had the initial equipment on him, and he was puzzled for a while.

Xiaomei and the others burst into laughter, shocked and excited.

The buddy who invited to be the shooter is too individual.

Because the master of alchemy, the absolute master, came out of Huiyao in only 18 minutes, was already a prosthetic leg pioneer challenge in 25 minutes, and even had a strong attack in more than 30 minutes, but what is amazing is this guy's series of luxurious The equipment is placed in the hot spring, and he refuses to carry it with him. This is too despicable and vile, it is simply a joke.

Naked flirting, a complete tiger gun.

In the 40th minute, Alchemy finally went out with a six-level magic costume, and let Shang Sparrow take the Immortal Shield. The two of them wiped out all five of each other's opponents, and then went to block the water spring.

collapse.

The men and women on the opposite side looked at each other in dismay, unbelievable.

Equipped with flying shoes, a flute, a strong attack, two dragon hearts and a holy sword, Alchemy twisted and twisted outside the water spring, and kept typing Brother Lai Ri, Brother Lai Ri.

The opponent who couldn't bear the humiliation played gg, and quit the game in embarrassment.I hurried to watch the video, and the more I watched it, the more frightened I became, and finally all became angry from embarrassment.

The most unacceptable thing for that trendy man was that the beauty with ponytail didn't care about their game at all, and went to watch a movie while being hugged by a toad on his lap.

(End of this chapter)