Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 8

Zhao Jiadi dragged his bicycle around the campus. This time he didn't dare to ask God to reward him with a younger sister Lin. He honestly walked back to the dormitory building some distance away without saying a word. This is where he will stay for the next four years. There is a counselor who seems to be more accommodating, and then there is an old principal who was opened up by Zhao Sanjin, and the three roommates are also quite distinctive, so life may not be too boring.

Contrary to Wang Banjin's outlook on life, Zhao Baliang, who thinks he has no great vicissitudes but has small stories, walks on the long street. At that moment, Zhao Jiadi felt that if he could have a girlfriend who liked him as a toad, his life would be complete. Recently, his taste began to change from the school belle control to the pure neighbor's control. Thinking this way, he I couldn't help but think of the girl who was destined to be with him, and the more I thought about it, the more I liked it, and when I thought of the scene of her running away like a frightened deer, Zhao Jiadi smiled foolishly, and happily went all the way to the dormitory, and put a few A roommate who was worried that he would die in the office building was confused, thinking he was too stimulated, Li Feng joked: "Jiadi, I am discussing with Shen Han how to divide your property, and I think you can't come out of the office building alive .”

"I have no valuable possessions. If you sell this five-six-year-old IBM as scrap, no one will take it, so the new bedding on the bed can be worth a little money." Zhao Jiadi was happy, but IBM itself is worthless , if some encrypted files on the computer fall into the hands of caring people, you can still toss a lot of money. ts is only one step away from Beijing and Tianjin, so Zhao Jiadi has seen too many pigs running even if he has never eaten pork. The so-called resources The sex rich group, on the one hand, is like Zhao Sanjin, who became the first batch of rising businessmen in ts by relying on real coal and oil resources; Relying on inside information to play stocks to make money, maybe it is because he has seen too many wild boars running around or even elephants dancing that Zhao Jiadi calmly made a portion of Master Kong instant noodles, took off his trousers, and buried his head in a pair of boxer shorts Pack the noodles.

"Are you okay?" Shen Han asked with concern.

"I was trained without pain or itching, and then the principal came into the office for something, so he let me go." Zhao Jiadi pondered for a few seconds to give an explanation. This answer is watery, but at least it is not far from the truth. As for Zhao Jiadi doesn't care how the roommate understands and whether he is misled.

Seeing that Ma Xiaotiao was fine, he played games with peace of mind. This guy brought all the high-tech gadgets that a student could touch. Li Feng was playing a version of "Final Fantasy 7" on his psp. Zhao Jiadi was very concerned about the games themselves. Not very interested, mainly because Zhao Yange was often pestered by Zhao Yange to help him pass the customs in Zhaojia Village. If Zhao Jiadi didn't care about him, the boy would not kneel and kowtow or make trouble. A fourteen or five-year-old child just lay on the ground Keep rolling, rolling back and forth, until Zhao Jiadi couldn't bear it anymore. So far, Zhao Jiadi has helped him pass the level. Similar to "God of War" series, "Orochi Warriors" and "Ace Combat" are all messed up together. There are already more than 20 classic psp games. As a paranoid setting party, Zhao Jiadi is also willing to waste time because of the interesting settings in some games. Zhao Jiadi himself is quite loving.

While eating instant noodles and reading the newspaper, a temporary monitor came in to hand out the class schedule. Of course, Shen Han, who is known for his boldness, did not forget to exchange pleasantries, and he almost took out the bottle of HLJ liquor from the big drawer. It seems that the squad leader is doing a bowl, and that "cadre" probably wants to take advantage of this time to win over the dormitories. Ma Xiaotiao scoffed at the bright smiling face, but Li Feng also accompanied him in a friendly manner, sitting in the corner Zhao Jiadi smiled and nodded, not as enthusiastic as Shen Han, nor as indifferent as his brother Ma Xiaotiao.

Shen Han, a wine worm, now has two bottles of white wine on hand, a bottle of Longbin Laojiao, and a bottle of Yuquan square bottle. The former is hidden and tucked away, and the latter is drunk as tea. When he is happy and depressed, he will pour a glass and drink it up , Ma Xiaotiao and Li Feng have already seen this hero's drinking capacity.

After Zhao Jiadi studied the schedule, he took a shower, washed off the clothes immediately, and hung them on the balcony. He was not so diligent before. He spent about a week with the leopards in high school and saved up for a full week. Fill up several large washbasins, and then swindle golden flowers on weekends. Whoever loses the most will do the laundry. It can’t be that you spend money on a washing machine in a barber shop in the school. It must be hand-washed. Mental games, so shrewd as to click the tongue, so unless the luck is very bad and the luck of the animals is very good, I will wash clothes with my nose covered.

As for Zhaojia Village, there is a child bride and sister-in-law, even if Zhao Jiadi wants to enjoy the happy life of stretching out his clothes and eating and opening his mouth. I don't want to eat her, but the Lafayette Qian Dingling Wan at home told him to do any bad things, but he couldn't feel sorry for Dongcao, a poor child. Sure enough, he held back and endured it, not letting himself turn into a beast, but in private, he secretly wiped the oil a few times, and the feeling was so wonderful, holding her felt like holding her in history. Like Concubine Yang Gui, the great stunner in China.

Perhaps Sister Dongcao is inferior to Wang Banjin, the "Queen of ts High Heels" in terms of beauty, but in terms of skin moisture, Zhao Jiadi, who has reached the state of being able to read everything, dares to pat her chest and say this There is no girl in the world who is more like Suet Nuanyu than Qi Dongcao, otherwise, Zhao Jiadi would never bite the bullet and learn painting on and off for many years, just for the lofty ideal in his heart of being able to paint the body of the child bride-in-law and sister.

The dormitory does not stipulate the time to turn off the lights, so Li Feng played PSP until 11 o'clock, and Shen Han also read a book of "Financial Engineering" until 11 o'clock. Zhao Jiadi spent about half an hour browsing the catalog of all books, and then It took another half an hour to digest a few pieces of interesting content, sketched roughly, and finally erected all these books in the corner of the desk, and began to study the "New Discovery" bought from the newsstand, focusing on reading An article on "The Third Apple" about string theory and entropy. Then when Li Feng was going to bed, he received a call from an unfamiliar number. After answering, it turned out to be a girl with a soft voice. After introducing himself, it turned out that It was the girl who took the backseat of Zhao Jiadi's bicycle for free. Zhao Jiadi cheered up and ran to the balcony.

"Didn't disturb your sleep, did you?" The girl who finally found the contact information from Zhao Jiadi's class roster through a friend after going through twists and turns smiled softly.

"No, I'm a standard night owl." Zhao Jiadi said shyly.

"Thank you today." Bai Cai, named Zhou Xiaoman, said sincerely after deliberating for a long time. I guess she is not the kind of social fancy child with long sleeves and good at dancing.

"Sure, I won't scare you if I don't get crazy." Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly.

Then there was a long silence, Zhou Xiaoman seemed to be out of words, Zhao Jiadi just waited patiently, he really couldn't find any common topic, finally Zhou Xiaoman said good night, Zhao Jiadi couldn't get enough of it hang up the phone.His Chinese scores have always been good, and he scored 124 in the college entrance examination, but that is the product of excellent rational thinking, just like he can easily recite the 108 generals of the Water Margin backwards, but this does not mean that he can Like the Wenqing people, they conduct a large-scale perceptual analysis of human nature on Water Margin, so he has always had to improve in his rhetoric and glibness. Zhao Sanjin often ridiculed that it was the father of the tiger who gave birth to a dog, and the Lafayette of the Zhao family would come out to protect Zhao as soon as possible. Jiadi said that it was kind and honest, and said that this is the seed of the old Zhao family. By the way, he made a bit of side-talking about the mother and son who finally stepped into the gate of the Zhao family. The thief with a clean family is going to harm the villain who loves his grandson and is filial to his little Baliang, so he has always looked down upon his little grandson Zhao Yange.

"This calculus is too difficult. I can't understand it." Shen Han complained in his seat, holding a copy of "Calculus" Volume [-]. He is the typical child who chooses liberal arts because he is afraid of mathematics. , Wen Zong and Chinese are his strengths, so calculus is no different from a scourge in his eyes.

"It's okay, with the uncle here, the tutoring fee is about one meal a day." Li Feng, who was already lying on the bed, gloated.

Shen Han ignored Li Feng's taking advantage of the fire, and sat there alone with a sad face.

"Just listen carefully to the teacher in class. Unless the teaching level is really bad, based on your 105 points in mathematics in the college entrance examination, you will definitely pass the exam." Li Feng comforted him, and he couldn't bear to hit this not bad personality any more. Northeast buddies.

Shen Han sighed without making a sound.

"Shen Han will advance and retreat with me in the future." Zhao Jiadi smiled after returning to his seat, Shen Han continued to be unresponsive, and Zhao Jiadi didn't care, he knew Shen Han's thoughts better than Li Feng, this man was absolutely They are not the kind of students who are satisfied with just passing the exam. Maybe they start thinking about scholarships on the first day of enrollment.Li Feng is still nominally the most outstanding character in mathematics in the dormitory, so Zhao Jiadi will naturally not say something like Shen Han, your math is on me.He glanced at an old split-second chronograph on his wrist. It was almost 11:100. Zhao Jiadi took out a thick German monograph, drank a cup of Tieguanyin, and started to get down to business. Nowadays, academic masterpieces in China that often produce works of hundreds of thousands of words a year are completely opposite. The latter are the most profitable when they first come out, and then gradually depreciate in value. In the end, they are worthless. The book in Zhao Jiadi’s hands is still an immortal classic even if it takes another [-] years. Hearing from Zhao Sanjin that “Das Kapital” has become popular in the circle recently, the vulgar nouveau riche asked his secretary to buy a copy, and after flipping through a few pages He threw it away and said he was dizzy, but Zhao Jiadi had nothing to say about it.

"Xiao Tiao, Shen Han, do you want some tea? I brought some tea from home." Zhao Jiadi asked, the tea pot was placed on the table so that those who wanted to drink it could do it themselves. Shen Han, who had stored Long Bin's old cellar well, would never have thought that one or two of the tea leaves stored in this broken tea pot would cost nearly 8000 yuan, which is the kind that has a price but no market.

Ma Xiaotiao shook his head, busy playing games.

"Give me some." Shen Han handed Zhao Jiadi the teacup, and Zhao Jiadi made a cup for him. Shen Han, who didn't know much about tea, drank a few sips but didn't feel any taste, so he didn't continue to brew. When you brush your teeth, throw away the remaining tea and tea leaves.

Zhao Jiadi was drinking tea while reading a book, and occasionally turned the ballpoint pen. Later, when he saw that Li Feng and Shen Han were about to go to bed, he turned off the fluorescent lamp and turned on the desk lamp. Playing sc on the Internet, Zhao Jia glanced at his roommate's micromanagement for the first time. Sheila is normal, maybe even Zhao Yange can finish the abuse, so she didn't pay attention. After drinking 5 cups of Tieguanyin, she went to the toilet to fill the water once. After midnight, I put away my books and took out my mobile phone. On the screen of the mobile phone was a yellowed family photo. Sitting in the center was the meticulous Lafayette of the Zhao family. Young Zhao Jiadi, behind him stood Wang Banjin who was one head taller than him and made a victory gesture, and in the farthest corner stood Qi Dongcao, who had been peaceful and peaceful since he was a child.

(End of this chapter)