Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 87
In high school, Zhao Jiadi and Pistol Huang Hua and Yang Pingping didn’t hang out in high-light entertainment venues. They either fought together, or stayed all night in Internet cafes, and occasionally gathered on the playground in the middle of the night to watch the stars. The most friction is to listen to my uncle Zhao Dabiao tell some half-truths and half-fake stories about bathing places and Fengyuechang, mixed with a lot of meat and yellow, which is Zhao Yange's favorite. Every time I hear it, I am gearing up, wishing to grow into a 1.9-meter-long man. Go run amok.

At this moment, what happened in front of Zhao Jiadi may be a case that completely followed the standard procedure. Han Kun and his buddy drank a lot of alcohol. When a girl was late, she bumped into two young couples who were walking up the stairs. It is probably because he was walking unsteadily and swaying left and right. The man in the couple was also unambiguous, and directly scolded, relatives The eighteen generations of parents, sisters, and ancestors were all fucked once, and they didn't repeat it. If I apologized, I would just laugh it off. With a melon-seeded face with exquisite makeup, he can see everything in his eyes. In this situation, as long as he is a man, even if he is on the bed with a silver wax gun head, he will not hesitate at this time, so Han Kun's height has an absolute advantage. My buddy is like eating an expired and inferior aphrodisiac, the evil comes from the guts, and he shoves the short man like a skinny monkey, his eyes widen and he spits alcohol and scolds you - my whole family, right? Fuck you woman, that bamboo pole-like congenitally disadvantaged man would roll down if he hadn't been pulled by his female companion. People mistook it as cowardly words of weakness, but Han Kun became more excited when he heard it. He took two steps, almost touching the faces of the thin monkey and his female companion, who was plump but not plump. Overthrow you now, the skinny monkey wearing a gold watch and gold necklace took two steps back, yelling at you to wait for you to wait, retreating in a panic, the plump woman who was almost obese stepped on uncoordinated high-heeled shoes and ran with her body shaking Lose.

After such a fuss, the brother with kidney deficiency was radiant in an instant, and even the crush who had been ignoring him smiled brightly, walked up the stairs with lotus steps, twisted his waist, and walked to Han Kun's side holding his hand , Zhao Jiadi thought that this matter would be over, but the middle-aged owner of Jinlian Bar sighed softly, saying that Jinlian will not be quiet tonight, I will go to the door and wait to see if I can help stop it, then the man said to Xiaocao Wait If something really happens, don't intervene, don't be brave, just watch coldly, Boss Jinlian is still kind, knowing that it is a rare fate to be able to enter his bar from all over the world to Wuzhen, and he didn't tell those young men and women in the north that they messed up a lot Trouble, Ma Xiaotiao doesn't care about Han Kun's group of turkey sons, he wished that Jiang Chong and local snakes would fight each other, and it would be best if they all got down, Xiaocao smiled and said that the upstart wearing a fake gold necklace that looks like a street vendor is Tongxiang is a well-known bastard, and he has a backer in Hangzhou. I heard that there is an elder brother who has connections in Shanghai. Ma Xiaotiao smiled and asked if there is any connection in Hangzhou. Let’s hear it, maybe he heard it himself. Yes, Xiaocao shook his head and couldn't tell. I don't know if this bastard has a big background in Hangzhou, but his elder brother does exist. He has been to Tongxiang and Wuzhen several times, and I heard that there are several places dedicated to Sitting in the manor, playing a lot, is a tough guy who entered the palace three times. Last time I came to Wuzhen, there were all black Mercedes-Benz S, a total of 6 cars, which is not small.

Xiaocao has worked hard in Wuzhen for nearly two years, so his gossip is more credible.

"Then this matter will definitely not end, there will be a good show to watch." Ma Xiaotiao gloated. Li Feng and Shen Han of 103 are also looking forward to it. These two boys are so old and haven't seen actual combat other than film and television dramas. Of course they are excited. Like the two of them, they can't wait to see a good show on stage. There is even a crush who has turned on the camera function of her mobile phone.

"Drink and drink, continue to play with us." Ma Xiaotiao's two Zhejiang buddies are very calm, they are not surprised by this kind of thing, as the rich second generation who can afford to drive either a small BMW or a MG7 or a Mercedes Benz All the energy that should have been spent in school and class was spent on having fun and making up for the emptiness. Ghosts are often seen when walking at night. I can’t do impulsive things. When I arrived in Shanghai, it was because I was not on the territory of Zhejiang, so I didn’t dare to get angry. When I returned to Zhejiang, even if it was Tongxiang Wuzhen, which I didn’t know well, I had the confidence to not be afraid of anyone at my doorstep. So I didn't worry about harming the fish in the pond at all.

After running out of the Golden Lotus Bar, the thin monkey didn't hide and tremble as Han Kun and his group imagined, or vent their anger on the beautiful and plump woman, but ran desperately along the bluestone road, wearing high heels The woman was out of breath shaking the heavy burden on her chest.

A secluded Qingshiban road near the river with few tourists in Wuzhen, two wicker chairs, a coffee table, a pot of good Longjing tea, two men talking and laughing happily, and three people wearing cheongsams to perform their duties, one is the tallest and the most beautiful The light and beautiful beauty made tea, carefully watching the heat and controlling the temperature, while the other two stood behind their respective men, not daring to breathe.On the entire 30-meter-long path, there are more than a dozen strong men in suits and leather shoes. They just didn’t wear sunglasses to tell others that we are gangsters. They all crossed their hands on their lower abdomen. General ruffians can be compared.

In the outermost circle, there are about a dozen people who are not so neatly dressed. Obviously, they are relatively on the edge, and they do not get into the eyes of the two Bodhisattvas.The thin monkey ran around the corner and saw the big Bodhisattva in the middle of the Qingshiban road. After taking a reassurance, he wanted to rush over, but was stopped by a man who was standing on the outside and calling the wind and rain in Tongxiang. He frowned and said, "Little monkey, Don’t be too big or small, didn’t you see Brother De talking about business? What’s the matter after Brother De finished his tea.” The thin monkey almost had a runny nose and tears, begging Brother Xu, I’m really in a hurry, you can do it Okay, just 1 minute, you can finish talking in 1 minute if you give me.The man who was respectfully called Brother Xu by the nouveau riche was still standing in the middle of the bluestone road, and said with a blank expression, little monkey, if you usually make trouble, I will turn a blind eye and close one eye. Don't make trouble for me tonight, otherwise don't blame me for not polite.

The skinny monkey with a thin neck that didn't match the thick gold necklace begged sadly, "Brother Xu, I didn't make trouble. It's really urgent. If you lend me ten guts, you won't dare to disturb Brother De to drink tea and talk about things." what."

The man frowned and said, "What's the matter?"

Skinny Monkey hesitated for a moment, and added more details to the conflict at the Golden Lotus Bar. He described it as a thrilling ups and downs. It is estimated that his elementary school teacher will finally be relieved to see this scene.The man who can probably walk sideways in Tongxiang knows Shouhou's temper, smiled, and dismissed your matter perfunctorily, and I will help you solve it later, but I have to wait until Brother De has finished talking, I can't leave even a step.The thin monkey scratched his head and jumped anxiously, saying Brother Xu can't wait for this matter, those Yankees might flee from the Golden Lotus Bar, if I bother you to go later and no one is there, it's not good, right?The man was unmoved, and said lightly to wait.The skinny monkey who is completely hopeless is quick to make up his mind, and he opens his throat regardless. Brother De, I'm a little monkey, and I have something to do with you. "Brother Xu" was furious, and slapped the skinny monkey across the river, almost slapping the thin monkey into the river. The plump woman who started to see the huge formation at the side had been muttering for a long time. Seeing this sharp slap, she was shocked, her chest She couldn't help shaking again, the size of her chest was so spectacular that even a skinny monkey's head wouldn't be able to fill the gap.Brother Xu glanced at the vulgar fans, and cursed to himself, what is the taste, the little monkey also likes it, can it withstand the twist of her waist being ridden by this fat woman, don't break the little brother .

The two men drinking tea obviously heard the thin monkey's lung-piercing howl and saw the slap.

A slightly younger man in his 30s doesn't have the quack aura that matches the surrounding scene. He is more like a businessman in a shopping mall, gentle and elegant, but he still has a cynical look on his brows. It's not absurd, but the aura is implicitly steady over the middle-aged and strong man in the rattan chair opposite, he asked with a smile: "Your little brother?"

"It doesn't count, because I took him to fish for frogs and caught loaches when I was a child, I forced him to call me Brother De." The man in a windbreaker shook his head and said, compared to the bald-headed dude opposite him, he was more beautiful. There is a lot of obvious Jianghu flavor, a string of large agarwood beads is tied on the wrist, a small arm is covered with green lacquer tattoos exposed from the cuff, teeth and claws are bared, and the head is shaved. One foot rests on the squatting cheongsam The beauty's curvy buttocks are unscrupulous. The woman in the cheongsam dare not speak out and force herself to be calm. She is originally a pet raised by this man, so she dares not be full of it in the slightest.

"I'm in a hurry to see the matter. Let him come over and talk about it. I'll just listen to a joke." The bald dude laughed and said, with a very graceful manner, an authentic Yanjing accent, and a natural sense of being a child of an aristocratic family. The three beauties, including the tea beauty, were all moved for a while.

"Okay, since Brother Li Hu said so, I have to give you a lot of face." The man in the windbreaker smiled happily, and waved, "Let the little monkey come over."

The thin monkey rolled and crawled over.

"Call Master Tiger." The crew-cut man respectfully called Brother De said flatly, majestic.

"Master Tiger!" The thin monkey bent over vigorously and secretly wiped off his sweat.

"You're called Xiaohou, right? Tell me why you're in such a hurry. Let's have a sip of tea first." The bald man said with a smile.

The woman in cheongsam who was squatting on the ground and enduring De Ge's bullying hurriedly opened a covered JDZ pastel porcelain cup and handed it to the thin monkey with both hands. After a symbolic peck, he said the matter again with tears in his eyes.

"Look at how promising you are." Brother De said displeased, a little impatient.

The thin monkey's hands trembled, his face turned pale, and he said, "Brother De, you don't know, I told you that Wuzhen is your territory, but those Yankees just didn't listen, and even said a lot of nasty things."

The bald man smiled slightly, and Brother De kicked over, kicked the thin monkey over, and cursed: "Do you fucking know that Lord Tiger is also from the north?"

Even if he fell down, the thin monkey still managed to keep the teacup from breaking, holding it firmly in his hand.

"Those who don't know are not guilty, big things, Brother De, don't worry about it with the little monkey. But since someone has smashed the place on your site, at least you have a sense of it, and it's okay if you come and don't be rude." The bald man still A gentle and elegant appearance.

"Xiao Xu, bring someone there." Brother De said loudly.

"Brother Xie De, Master Hu." The thin monkey carefully put the teacup back on the coffee table, bent over and backed up a dozen steps, then turned around and began to trot, with a proud expression on his face.

Brother Xu's gang of fringe characters rushed to the Golden Lotus Bar, and the thin monkey ran at the forefront, arrogant, and the complete villain got his wish and acted rampantly.

"I'm sorry, it's a sin to disturb Brother Li Hu's enthusiasm for being disturbed by this kind of thing." Brother De said with a wry smile.

The bald-headed dude smiled and shook his head, but his bald head was a strange feature that made people unforgettable.

"By the way, I heard that Master Xu asked you to do something in Dongyang Hengdian Film and Television City. Is it done? If Brother Li Hu is not easy to come forward and you need me, just tell me." Brother De laughed.

"No need." The corner of the bald man's mouth curled up, showing a little disdain, but it was not obvious, and it was well hidden.He seemed to think that saying this was too flattering, so he smiled, sipped his tea, and said, "Master Xu is in Taizhou now. Sun Yang and Yanzhi Pei are following along, plus the black tiger. The three of them are all watching me. No matter what, I have to get things done quickly.”

"That's the reason." Brother De agreed with a smile.

The three women in cheongsam became more and more curious about who the bald man in the north who made De Ge carefully serve him was almost obsequious.

"By the way, are your subordinates doing things safely, and will there be any problems." The bald dude said meaningfully.

"In Wuzhen, there is nothing that can't be settled." De Ge laughed, with a determined expression on his face.

The bald man continued to drink tea, lowered his head and blew on the hot tea, but curled his lips slightly.

(End of this chapter)