Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 91 Happy Birthday
Zhao Jiadi didn't know how to recite poems or compose Fu, couldn't be glib, and couldn't create a romantic atmosphere. He just said to send Li Qingci back, but she didn't agree, and said to walk again. Even a girl like Li Qingci doesn't mind rolling the bluestone road in the middle of the night, Zhao Jiadi is not stupid enough to insist on her own opinion, and Widow Zhao, who was both aggressive and glamorous when she was a child, didn't agree with Xiao Baliang to rub her breasts from the beginning. He can't help pestering him endlessly, thinking that he is a child who is still young, so he just pushes it halfway, and let him take advantage of it. To be precise, it should be called Yinlong's hometown. A man can let the village head and party secretary come and moles the weak woman, Rao even Zhao Sanjin, the local emperor who is in full swing in Zhaojia Village, has been deflated, and this has achieved the supreme majesty of Xiao Baliang in the eyes of Shangque Leopard and others.

Accompanying Li Qingci on the trails of the ancient town, there were almost no passers-by at this time, the small bridges and flowing water were quiet and peaceful, Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, and asked if he could help, with his hands behind his back, he bounced and walked lightly Li Qingci said no problem, that expression and that look in his eyes almost made Zhao Jiadi misunderstand, mistakenly thinking that the most vulgar hero in the world saves the beauty, and the beautiful woman cries and hugs the hero's thigh and wants to give her body. It was finally about to appear, but Zhao Jiadi's rationality was struggling to overcome his sensibility, and he said that he would go to the place where he lived first, and when his friend asked, he would say that the intervention of the police calmed down the turmoil. Li Qingci thought about it and said Well, she didn't ask Zhao Jiadi what happened at the Golden Lotus Bar after she left, and Zhao Jia didn't mention it on the first road. The two of them walked slowly to the door of the restaurant run by Xiaocao. Yuan Shu stood on the street with a SLR camera, Looking at Zhao Jiadi and Li Qingci, he was slightly relieved to see that they were always separated by half a meter.

Ma Xiaotiao and his group were all waiting for the news on the first floor. Seeing that Zhao Jiadi was intact, everyone felt relieved, not to mention 103, even Ma Xiaotiao's two Zhejiang buddies and their female companion I was really worried about Zhao Jiadi. For the first time, I felt from the bottom of my heart that this plainly dressed and simple-looking guy was a friend worthy of friendship. It was reckless and impulsive to help at the first moment. Even if he had coveted Li Qingci, in terms of courage and courage, the two Zhejiang dudes thought they couldn't compare. Secondly, after the situation reached a deadlock, They didn't let them participate in the war passively, and they found a reason that was not very clever to let them leave with a step and face. For this alone, Xiaocao was most grateful. If he becomes stiff, he will continue to hang out in the magic city, but he can't, unless he closes the restaurant and flees back to Hangzhou in despair.

After Zhao Jiadi saw everyone, he said what he had thought. Although Ma Xiaotiao and others thought it was unreasonable, but with Li Qingci's strict confirmation, they didn't pursue it anymore. She had gone to Hangzhou a long time ago, and Li Qingci was going back to the hospital after completing her mission. She did not have the tradition of inheriting a family general, so it was hard to guarantee that those companions would make ridiculous moves again. Shu whispered to accompany them together, Li Qingci didn't refuse, Zhao Jiadi didn't say anything, the three of them walked out of Wuzhen, beside a bridge facing the river, Li Qingci smiled and said to Yuan Shu that you can take a photo with Zhao Jiadi and me Okay, Yuan Shu nodded, Zhao Jiadi and Li Qingci stood on the bluestone road, slightly approaching, Yuan Shu found an angle, and then stretched out his hand to make an OK gesture.After sending Li Qingci to the entrance of the hospital, Li Qingci said thank you to Zhao Jiadi and walked in alone. Zhao Jiadi wanted to take out a cigarette, but found that the last one was sitting with Li Qingci on the stairs at Jinlian Bar. Died, sighed, and Ponytail returned quietly.Gonglu and Li Qingci were standing by the bridge where they were taking pictures, Zhao Jiadi stopped and stared at the ponytail, Yuan Shu turned his head guiltily, Zhao Jiadi smiled and shook her ponytail, squatted down and said, come on, I carry you.

Yuan Shu lay on his back, said sorry softly with red eyes.

Because she didn't actually take a picture.

Obviously, Zhao Jiadi knew about it.

Zhao Jiadi carried her, who was not heavy, and said softly that it was no exception.Yuan Shu hummed weakly.

Zhao Jiadi walked forward slowly, as if explaining something, and said, "She didn't even ask me for her mobile phone number."

Yuan Shu was surprised, and still a little bit aggrieved, he said, "Why?"

Zhao Jiadi said indifferently: "Maybe she is using this to remind me kindly that I am not from the same world as her."

Feeling relieved by the warm and stable being carried, Yuan Shu said bitterly, "I don't like her kind of arrogance, and I don't like it when I meet her."

Zhao Jiadi laughed and said: "It is said that literati are very condescending, but I think it is the beauties who are condescending."

Yuan Shu is in a good mood now, and feels like a spring breeze even in the cold night. He hugged Zhao Jiadi's neck tightly. Maybe she realized it later, or maybe she pretended not to notice that Zhao Jiadi bullied her with her back better than Li Qingci. "Proud" a lot of breasts, whispered in his ear: "I'm prettier than her, right?"

Zhao Jiadi was amused by her childishness, and raised the hands holding the ponytail's seductive buttocks intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "When you pass the next year's exam for the number one student in the science department of the magic city, you will be prettier than her."

Yuan Shu pouted.

Zhao Jiadi seemed to think of something, and asked: "Be honest, where did you have the capacity to drink? Could it be that you practiced in a place like the Golden Lotus Bar without telling me?"

Yuan Shu whispered mischievously into Zhao Jiadi's ear, and said with a smile, "How is it possible? My family is poor, because I often stay up late to read books, and I live in the dormitory in junior high school. It is impossible to get up in the middle of the night to drink tea to refresh myself, and I can't afford it. Coffee, every time I go home on weekends, I will ask my mother to buy the kind of liquor that is sold by the catty, put it in a mineral water bottle, and hide under the quilt. Oh, I’ve practiced this method for five years to drink, do you think I can’t drink? Huh, I’m not as smart as you, so I can only make up for my clumsiness with hard work.”

Zhao Jiadi said with emotion: "What a good boy."

Yuan Shu Wenshun leaned his head against Zhao Jiadi's neck.

Zhao Jiadi said: "Don't make your mother spend money later, I'll give you a mineral water bottle of good wine, but good wine has great stamina, so don't be in a daze to wet the bed."

Yuan Shu's face was flushed, and he opened his mouth to bite Zhao Jiadi without pain or itching.

Zhao Jiadi went back to the restaurant with Yuan Shu on his back like this, Ma Xiaotiao and his gang were playing Three Kingdoms in the lobby, Li Feng and Shen Han went back to the room to watch male and female action movies in Xiaocao's notebook, when they heard that Xiaocao had a good movie, The eyes of the two animals are bright, and I just hope that the two animals don't want to be so impatient to kill each other after watching the movie.They are not surprised by the intimacy between Zhao Jiadi and the school girl with ponytails. Xiaocao hesitated for a moment, walked up and asked softly to make a better room than the original one, and whether it needs to be changed. Zhao Jiadi smiled and said Xiaocao Brother Cao doesn't need you to play with you, Xiaoshu thinks the original house is good, especially the bed.Yuan Shu blushed, Xiaocao laughed, and stopped disturbing the warm world of the two of them, but said that Zhao Jiadi must be brought to Shanghai to play for a while, and Zhao Jiadi said that of course it would be no problem.Xiaocao watched Zhao Jiadi go upstairs with Yuan Shu on his back, sighed and sat back to his seat, and said to Ma Xiaotiao, Xiaotiao, your roommates are all good, especially this Zhao Jiadi, who is definitely worth making friends with your heart Friends, maybe we can become real buddies with our group.Ma Xiaotiao, who was hugging Xiao Xiao to take advantage of it, smiled and said that it is necessary. Let me tell you about the heroic deeds of Xia Jiadi, and you will understand that he is extraordinary. Do you know his score in the college entrance examination? 570 points, do you think it is not What the hell, hey hey, his mother's English score is zero in the college entrance examination!What kind of concept is this, perfect score in mathematics, 296 in comprehensive science, can the top students in our high school get this score?That's not a big deal, when our sister Xiao Xiao appeared on the stage at the welcome party, she was hot and enchanting enough, but a temporary cameo at the finale was even more beautiful. You know what Zhao Jiadi did when he first met her, Just blocked him in the alley, straight to the point and said girl, be my girlfriend, what happened in the end, he really took it down, if you don't believe me, ask Xiao Xiao, what does that girl look like.Xiao Xiao twisted Ma Xiaotiao, who was outspoken, and said with a bit of resentment that she was indeed beautiful, very beautiful.Ma Xiaotiao continued to happily say, he is a tiger, he is a tiger in every aspect, but I have never seen a more real person than him, you can say that such a fierce person can't be too pretentious, but he really is not at all. Pretending to be 13, in the dormitory or in the class, I couldn’t see the slightest clue. At first, I wondered if this guy A was mentally ill. After getting along with him, I realized a little bit. Fuck, this guy really thinks that b It’s nothing to pretend to be. It’s not like we eat shark’s fin and abalone and feel that we have drawn a clear line from our brothers who eat pickled cabbage and porridge. The realm is different.Xiaocao, you are older than our dormitory, oh, Li Feng must be richer, more handsome, and well-connected, but do you think he intentionally curry favor with you?Would it be extra warm to talk to you?

Xiaocao thought about it, and sincerely said no.

Ma Xiaotiao patted his thigh, but it was Xiao Xiao's beautiful leg, saying that this is what Zhao Jiadi really liked.

Xiao Xiao, who was taken aback by being slapped on the thigh, cast her winking eyes and smiled coquettishly. Xiao Tiao fell in love with Zhao Jiadi, and probably came out of the closet and changed her sexual orientation.

Ma Xiaotiao laughed and scolded, fuck your sister.

This sentence is an idiom that Zhao Jiadi occasionally pops up, which cannot be regarded as a mantra, and the whole 103 loves to use it.

Zhao Jiadi didn't expect that everyone downstairs was discussing him, so he went back to the room, put Yuan Shu down, and lay on the bed to watch his mobile phone, because except for the little bastard Zhao Yange who wrote down his birthday, all the people like Sparrow Lao Yang After sending a congratulatory message, Yuan Shu sat on the edge of the bed, bent down, a little curious.

"Want to see?" Zhao Jiadi asked with a smile.

Yuan Shu nodded.

She wants to have a sense of existence in his life in his world, even if she is just a chess piece, just a canary.

Zhao Jiadi handed her the phone without shy away.

Pull down from the bottom, the first one is Huang Hua, and the content of the text message is to wish the eighth birthday every day...Happy, countless days, almost occupying the entire screen.

Zhao Jiadi seemed to be talking to himself: "Huang Hua is a different rich second generation. He is a single-parent family. His mother brought him up alone. It's not easy for his mother. In order to support a listed company that was almost on the verge of bankruptcy, he paid a lot of money. There are a lot of things, and they are so strong, and they have to be the first in everything, so they can't avoid an extra effort, understand what I mean, so Huang Hua's relationship between men and women is particularly rotten in the eyes of outsiders, as long as a girl without STDs has a good face, If he is in better shape, he will do everything possible to hook up. After going to bed and getting out of bed the next day, he will immediately say goodbye. It is the typical boy who has to be paid for by a woman to open a hotel. It's not that he has no money, but he is unwilling to spend it. Qian, last year I ran into a mature woman in the business field. This kid told me that he might stumble this time. Later, the woman who was a little famous in Beijing and Tianjin actually divorced him. She didn't even want a daughter. In Qingdao I opened a five-star hotel. When I was going to Shanghai during the summer vacation, this guy was having sex with a girl who was kidnapped in a one-night show in the hotel's presidential suite. He was caught and raped by the young aunt. At that time, he was dying , In the end they still didn't leave, Huang Hua also continued his career as a little boy, he always said that if his experience in the entertainment field was written into a novel, it would definitely be a big hit, so he just wanted to hook up with a literary young woman and would be willing to have sex for free Hit-cannon can also help him write a biography."

The second one is from Yang Pingping: Eighty-two, originally my sister is not interested in you, but because today is your birthday, you are allowed to come to the dormitory of Yanjing University to play with my sister's body once, and the validity period is three days. invalid if expired.

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said: "Sister Pingping is a strange woman. She developed early in junior high school and played wildly in the night market bars of ts city. After meeting us, she restrained a lot. At the beginning, she had a serious princess disease, and she was let down several times. I almost wanted to slap her, but now it’s better. After getting to know her better, I found that she is not so unreasonable on the surface. She is the best at flirting with her, but she just doesn’t sleep with you. It is said that when she was a sophomore in high school, a buddy videoed her Chatting, being teased to the point of burning desire, then sister Pingping said to open the room, turn off the video, she sent the hotel and the room number, but the buddy finally found the broken hotel, knocked on the door in a hurry, and opened the door It was an uncle, and the buddy who was full of evil had no choice but to find a girl in the hair salon. The most tragic thing was that he got syphilis and became famous in the first battle. Yes, it's a bit miserable."

The third one is from Lao Yang: Happy birthday, when I put on the official military uniform, I will bring you two military flowers for fun on my next birthday, and I will owe you this time.

Zhao Jiadi rested his head on Yuan Shu's lap, and explained: "A high-ranking kid in the orthodox sense, even we didn't even know the background of his family at the beginning. This kid prefers to be silent, very boring, Later, I found out that there is a grandfather of a lieutenant general. The key is that the old man has not stepped back. Farting is more effective than ordinary generals slapping the table and talking loudly. The children who come out of the army compound are not playing hard, they are really hard. I told him It's purely a friendship between people who don't know each other."

The pistol issued a message: Eighty-two, don’t hang yourself on the belly of a woman in the devil’s capital. Anyway, wait for my brother to become famous, and then come to the devil’s capital to treat you to a human feast, surrounded by a circle of beauties with bare buttocks. Go around and watch our brothers eat.

Yuan Shu was dumbfounded, and Zhao Jiadi scratched his head in embarrassment and smiled, "This is a big idiot, don't pay attention to him. But this idiot will definitely be a hundred times better than that brother Xu today."

Huzi is: Baliang, I really want to give you my warm embrace.

Zhao Jiadi scolded with a smile: "Still an idiot."

Both sparrow and leopard are simple words, happy birthday.

Only Hu Li didn't send text messages, because she didn't bring anything, including her mobile phone, when she went to teach in remote mountainous areas.

But there is a mobile phone text message that does not have a stored number, just like the sparrow and the leopard, it only has the four words "Happy Birthday".

Zhao Jiadi did not speak.

Yuan Shu didn't ask.

(End of this chapter)