Grandpa's great writer
Chapter 504 stupid pig, silly donkey
Chapter 504 stupid pig, silly donkey
Xu Yuhan had just finished wiping off her sweat when she suddenly received a phone call. After saying a few words, she hung up.
"Wenhan's mother introduced another student, saying that he will come here to take a look tomorrow morning." Xu Yuhan said.
Zhang Chong said with a smile: "I see that your expression is not excited at all."
Xu Yuhan said distressedly, "The teacher hasn't come yet, the more students there are, the greater the pressure will be, which will easily affect the quality of teaching."
"It's a good thing I don't run an educational institution, otherwise I wouldn't be able to resist hitting you when I heard your words." Zhang Zhong shook his head with a smile, "I'll be fine when your two classmates come."
Xu Yuhan nodded and said, "Yeah, I'll just wait for them to come, but after participating in the calligraphy and painting competition this time, I want to add some other courses to Mengmu Xiaozhu."
"for example?"
"Such as the basics of sketching, calligraphy classes, oh, by the way, if you want to open calligraphy classes, you have to come and help me."
"I?"
"Of course it's you, you write so well."
Zhang Zhong laughed, "Then how much salary will you pay me? I heard that last time someone asked me for 1 yuan for each character. I will teach calligraphy. I have to write at least a dozen characters per class." .”
Xu Yuhan turned her head slightly and said, "Didn't you say you were the boss of Mengmu Xiaozhu last time, then you should pay yourself your own salary."
Zhang Zhong rubbed his hands together, and said with a chuckle, "If you say that, I will be motivated."
"No seriousness."
……
"Now that I'm in France, I'll teach you a few words of French, so as not to get confused when communicating with others." As soon as he arrived at Paris-Charles Airport, Zhang Zhong said to his family in a serious manner.
Pengpeng's eyes widened, "Dad, can you speak French?"
"Dad can speak many languages. For example, if you meet a stranger and want to say hello, what should you say?"
"Hello."
"Well, in French, that is—Benzhu, come, tell me again."
Peng Peng followed suit, "Stupid pig."
"Well, it's very good, but the ending sound is not perfect yet, come on, tell Dad again... stupid pig."
"Stupid pig..."
"very good."
"Hee hee, Bungy, Bungy, Bungy."
"Dad will teach you one more sentence. The sentence just now is used to greet people you don't know well. If you are already familiar with others, then you are not a stupid pig, but a silly donkey. Come on, tell Dad--Silly donkey .”
"Stupid donkey."
"Yes, silly donkey."
"Haha, silly donkey, silly donkey, silly donkey, silly donkey..."
Hu Huifang rolled her eyes and said, "What are you teaching nonsense, you stupid pig and donkey."
Xu Yuhan said with a smile, "Auntie, he really didn't teach me anything. The people here do greet you with these two sentences, but he has a problem with his pronunciation."
"I knew he was unreliable, why don't we hire a translator."
"No need, auntie, I took French as an elective in college, so I don't have any problems with daily communication, and English and Chinese in Paris should be enough." Xu Yuhan thought for a while and added, "It's really impossible to make gestures with your hands. That's fine too."
Because Xu Yuhan is studying fine arts, he took French and Russian as electives. He is not proficient, but it is definitely enough for traveling.
She has also been to Paris twice, and she is more familiar with the attractions here than Zhang, so this time she will be the guide, and the others will just follow her.
The scenery here is basically next to the Seine River. If you take a boat along the Seine River, you can see most of the sights in Paris in a short time.
When it comes to Paris, most Chinese people blurt out the Eiffel Tower.
There is an old saying in China called "If you don't reach the Great Wall, you are not a good man" (haha). Although Yanjing is not the only one that has the Great Wall, the Great Wall is a must-see for outsiders.The Eiffel Tower is of the same nature as the Great Wall.
The old couple couldn't avoid the vulgarity, they both wanted to check in under the 100-year-old iron tower.Especially Zhang Xingjun, the new camera in his hand is already hungry and thirsty.
However, Xu Yuhan said that if you want to go to the top of the tower, it is best to wait until the evening, when you can see the night view, and generally there is no need to queue.
So they changed their minds again and decided to put the Eiffel Tower trip at night.
But no matter which scenic spot to see first, they have to go to the hotel to put down their things first.They didn't have much luggage, five of them brought two suitcases and two backpacks, but they couldn't drag these things to play.
The hotel has been booked before. Shangri-La, which is only one mile away from the Eiffel Tower, sits on the balcony and feels that the Eiffel Tower is right in front of us.
"Sitting on this balcony, I don't want to move anymore. It's too beautiful down here." Hu Huifang said with emotion.
There are not many tall buildings in Paris. It is quiet and peaceful at first glance, and you can also have a panoramic view of the Eiffel Tower and the Seine River.
Zhang Xingjun had already raised his camera to take pictures, "It's nice to live here, the scenery is even better than ours."
Hu Huifang teased, "If you stay here for a few nights, our toilet will be ruined."
"It's okay, we have a lot of toilets." Zhang Xingjun also smiled.
There are indeed many toilets in their house. There are toilets on each floor, and some floors have two toilets. The total number of toilets is double digits.
Gradually, the consumption concept of the old couple also began to change. Before taking them out to play and staying in a hotel that cost one or two thousand a night, they would chatter for a long time. Now they live in a hotel that costs tens of thousands. Here comes the joke.
There's no way, their son is too rich, even if they book all the rooms in this hotel, they won't be able to spend them all in their next life.
Pengpeng pointed to the Eiffel Tower in front of him and asked, "Father, shall we climb up that spire at night?"
She was referring to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Hu Huifang hugged her granddaughter and said, "Don't think it's not tall, it's even higher than the Yuanwei Mountain in front of our house. You usually say you're too tired to climb Yuanwei Mountain, but you still want to climb this tower?"
"Grandma, you are wrong. This tower is very thin. We can just climb up directly, but Yuanwei Mountain is too fat. It took us a long time to climb up. Of course we are tired."
"When we get to the bottom of the tower at night, let's see if you still dare to say that you want to climb up."
"Of course I dare." Pengpeng said, patting his chest.
Xu Yuhan smiled and said, "Pengpeng, is this tower nice?"
"So-so, but shouldn't it be that thick and round?"
"Who said that the pyramids are pointed." Hu Huifang said.
"Yes." Pengpeng scratched his head, "But this kind of pointed tower is not as good-looking as that kind of fat round tower."
Hearing Pengpeng's words, Zhang Zhong thought of the Eiffel Tower on earth. It is said that when the tower was built, Maupassant, Dumas and others strongly opposed it. The reason was that the tower was too ugly, like a black factory chimney.
Thank you [Ash Yihui] for your reward
(End of this chapter)
Xu Yuhan had just finished wiping off her sweat when she suddenly received a phone call. After saying a few words, she hung up.
"Wenhan's mother introduced another student, saying that he will come here to take a look tomorrow morning." Xu Yuhan said.
Zhang Chong said with a smile: "I see that your expression is not excited at all."
Xu Yuhan said distressedly, "The teacher hasn't come yet, the more students there are, the greater the pressure will be, which will easily affect the quality of teaching."
"It's a good thing I don't run an educational institution, otherwise I wouldn't be able to resist hitting you when I heard your words." Zhang Zhong shook his head with a smile, "I'll be fine when your two classmates come."
Xu Yuhan nodded and said, "Yeah, I'll just wait for them to come, but after participating in the calligraphy and painting competition this time, I want to add some other courses to Mengmu Xiaozhu."
"for example?"
"Such as the basics of sketching, calligraphy classes, oh, by the way, if you want to open calligraphy classes, you have to come and help me."
"I?"
"Of course it's you, you write so well."
Zhang Zhong laughed, "Then how much salary will you pay me? I heard that last time someone asked me for 1 yuan for each character. I will teach calligraphy. I have to write at least a dozen characters per class." .”
Xu Yuhan turned her head slightly and said, "Didn't you say you were the boss of Mengmu Xiaozhu last time, then you should pay yourself your own salary."
Zhang Zhong rubbed his hands together, and said with a chuckle, "If you say that, I will be motivated."
"No seriousness."
……
"Now that I'm in France, I'll teach you a few words of French, so as not to get confused when communicating with others." As soon as he arrived at Paris-Charles Airport, Zhang Zhong said to his family in a serious manner.
Pengpeng's eyes widened, "Dad, can you speak French?"
"Dad can speak many languages. For example, if you meet a stranger and want to say hello, what should you say?"
"Hello."
"Well, in French, that is—Benzhu, come, tell me again."
Peng Peng followed suit, "Stupid pig."
"Well, it's very good, but the ending sound is not perfect yet, come on, tell Dad again... stupid pig."
"Stupid pig..."
"very good."
"Hee hee, Bungy, Bungy, Bungy."
"Dad will teach you one more sentence. The sentence just now is used to greet people you don't know well. If you are already familiar with others, then you are not a stupid pig, but a silly donkey. Come on, tell Dad--Silly donkey .”
"Stupid donkey."
"Yes, silly donkey."
"Haha, silly donkey, silly donkey, silly donkey, silly donkey..."
Hu Huifang rolled her eyes and said, "What are you teaching nonsense, you stupid pig and donkey."
Xu Yuhan said with a smile, "Auntie, he really didn't teach me anything. The people here do greet you with these two sentences, but he has a problem with his pronunciation."
"I knew he was unreliable, why don't we hire a translator."
"No need, auntie, I took French as an elective in college, so I don't have any problems with daily communication, and English and Chinese in Paris should be enough." Xu Yuhan thought for a while and added, "It's really impossible to make gestures with your hands. That's fine too."
Because Xu Yuhan is studying fine arts, he took French and Russian as electives. He is not proficient, but it is definitely enough for traveling.
She has also been to Paris twice, and she is more familiar with the attractions here than Zhang, so this time she will be the guide, and the others will just follow her.
The scenery here is basically next to the Seine River. If you take a boat along the Seine River, you can see most of the sights in Paris in a short time.
When it comes to Paris, most Chinese people blurt out the Eiffel Tower.
There is an old saying in China called "If you don't reach the Great Wall, you are not a good man" (haha). Although Yanjing is not the only one that has the Great Wall, the Great Wall is a must-see for outsiders.The Eiffel Tower is of the same nature as the Great Wall.
The old couple couldn't avoid the vulgarity, they both wanted to check in under the 100-year-old iron tower.Especially Zhang Xingjun, the new camera in his hand is already hungry and thirsty.
However, Xu Yuhan said that if you want to go to the top of the tower, it is best to wait until the evening, when you can see the night view, and generally there is no need to queue.
So they changed their minds again and decided to put the Eiffel Tower trip at night.
But no matter which scenic spot to see first, they have to go to the hotel to put down their things first.They didn't have much luggage, five of them brought two suitcases and two backpacks, but they couldn't drag these things to play.
The hotel has been booked before. Shangri-La, which is only one mile away from the Eiffel Tower, sits on the balcony and feels that the Eiffel Tower is right in front of us.
"Sitting on this balcony, I don't want to move anymore. It's too beautiful down here." Hu Huifang said with emotion.
There are not many tall buildings in Paris. It is quiet and peaceful at first glance, and you can also have a panoramic view of the Eiffel Tower and the Seine River.
Zhang Xingjun had already raised his camera to take pictures, "It's nice to live here, the scenery is even better than ours."
Hu Huifang teased, "If you stay here for a few nights, our toilet will be ruined."
"It's okay, we have a lot of toilets." Zhang Xingjun also smiled.
There are indeed many toilets in their house. There are toilets on each floor, and some floors have two toilets. The total number of toilets is double digits.
Gradually, the consumption concept of the old couple also began to change. Before taking them out to play and staying in a hotel that cost one or two thousand a night, they would chatter for a long time. Now they live in a hotel that costs tens of thousands. Here comes the joke.
There's no way, their son is too rich, even if they book all the rooms in this hotel, they won't be able to spend them all in their next life.
Pengpeng pointed to the Eiffel Tower in front of him and asked, "Father, shall we climb up that spire at night?"
She was referring to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Hu Huifang hugged her granddaughter and said, "Don't think it's not tall, it's even higher than the Yuanwei Mountain in front of our house. You usually say you're too tired to climb Yuanwei Mountain, but you still want to climb this tower?"
"Grandma, you are wrong. This tower is very thin. We can just climb up directly, but Yuanwei Mountain is too fat. It took us a long time to climb up. Of course we are tired."
"When we get to the bottom of the tower at night, let's see if you still dare to say that you want to climb up."
"Of course I dare." Pengpeng said, patting his chest.
Xu Yuhan smiled and said, "Pengpeng, is this tower nice?"
"So-so, but shouldn't it be that thick and round?"
"Who said that the pyramids are pointed." Hu Huifang said.
"Yes." Pengpeng scratched his head, "But this kind of pointed tower is not as good-looking as that kind of fat round tower."
Hearing Pengpeng's words, Zhang Zhong thought of the Eiffel Tower on earth. It is said that when the tower was built, Maupassant, Dumas and others strongly opposed it. The reason was that the tower was too ugly, like a black factory chimney.
Thank you [Ash Yihui] for your reward
(End of this chapter)
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