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Chapter 237 If I Can't Hit Anyone, I Destroy the House
Chapter 237 If I Can't Hit Anyone, I Destroy the House
In her opinion, as a warrior, she couldn't bear this amount of strength.I am ashamed to say that I am a man and a warrior!
"Are you still a man? I just gave you a slight push!"
When it comes to the word 'gently', Sun Yu also lacks confidence.
She still knows how much power exploded just now!
"You..." When Lin Dong heard this, he immediately became furious. Is this called light?Also mocking him for not being a man.
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Bao Yunyan quickly smoothed things over and hugged Lin Dong's waist: "Stop arguing, stop arguing. Xiao Yu'er is a delicate girl, master, let her go!"
Only then did Lin Dong snort coldly, and didn't care about it any more.
A girl is a girl, so let Jiao Didi forget it!If she can still be called Jiao Didi, all men in this world will die.
The anger dissipated, and he suddenly found that there seemed to be two lumps of very soft and soft things sticking to his back.This touch is so good!
Needless to say, it must be...
Thinking of this, Lin Dong had a fever on his face, he quickly broke free from Bao Yunyan's embrace, walked to his desk and sat down.
Bao Yunyan didn't realize this, so after comforting Lin Dong, he hurried to his best friend to say good things.
It took a while to calm down Sun Yu.
Looking at the two people who are unwilling to look at each other, Bao Yunyan held his forehead and was speechless for a while, were these two enemies in the previous life?We hardly had a good talk when we met!
"Teacher Bao, come here, I'll give you a pulse!"
Bao Yunyan didn't know why, and didn't resist, went to sit down opposite him, and handed her white lotus arms over.
Lin Dong touched her veins, and felt that the soft, smooth skin was quite firm.
Unable to think of the touch just now, his old face blushed slightly, and he quickly turned his thoughts away and focused on taking her pulse.
As a Chinese medicine doctor, Bao Yunyan has always paid attention to health preservation, and her body functions are very good.
This is a hundred times better than the bad situation that Fatty was in before.
Then he raised a Celestial Eye Talisman and carefully inspected her meridians. The condition is quite good. As long as the spiritual energy is adjusted a little, she should be able to try to induce Qi.
Just passed her, let's study in detail, what kind of situation is suitable for entraining qi and opening the pulse.
"You didn't miss the prescription I gave you, did you?"
Bao Yunyan heard a hint of meaning from his words, and a look of surprise appeared on his face, isn't he planning to piss her off?
Thinking of this, she became even happier. She had been yearning for such a mysterious thing as qi for a long time.
How about this, after lunch, I will try to give you energy to regulate your body.
If the effect is satisfactory, I will consider entraining you in these two days, and officially let you enter my talisman clinic!
When Bao Yunyan heard this, her big beautiful eyes widened, and the joy in her pupils could not be suppressed.She was right!
"Entraining Qi? Fu Yimen? Do you know how to entrain Qi?"
Sun Yu was unconsciously attracted by his words, looked at him with an expression of disbelief, and exclaimed.
"What? I can't be angry?" Surprised her, Lin Dong's eyes flashed with complacency, and the sulking anger just now also came out a lot.
Upon hearing this, Sun Yu was not convinced, and quickly put away the surprise in his heart, and said with a cold face: "Hmph, Fu Yimen, I don't know where the small sect came from. Xiaoyanyan, you You need to entice yourself, wait for my grandma to recover. I will ask her to entice you. Entering my grandson’s house is much better than the small sect!"
Lin Dong immediately became very angry with her.
This woman didn't say that she sneaked up on him just now, but now, she is still planning to cut off her beard?He has taught Bao Yunyan a lot, and even recuperated her body, how could he give her up?
"Sun Yu, don't go too far! Let me tell you, Teacher Bao is definitely going to join my school of talisman medicine. Believe it or not, if I don't treat your grandma, I'll make a fuss!"
"you dare!"
"Why don't I dare? Do you want to try?"
The two sentences were wrong, and the two were fighting cocks, trying to kill each other with their eyes.
Sun Yu was about to roll up her sleeves, Bao Yunyan was in a hurry, and hurriedly inserted between the two of them.
It took a lot of reassurance before she persuaded the two to leave, and she was already in a cold sweat.
She just felt powerless for a while, how could these two look like two adults, could it be that Lin Dong was also led astray by the simple and straightforward Sun Yu?
Inside the department, because the atmosphere between the two became very solemn, Du Tianyang came in happily from outside the door, and realized something was wrong when he saw this situation.
Seeing that the female tyrannosaurus was also there, she left without saying a word, without any intention of helping others.
In order to ease the atmosphere, Bao Yunyan rolled his eyes and asked, "Master, do you need to prepare something for conditioning with Qi?"
Sure enough, Lin Dong's attention was successfully drawn away by her.
He frowned and said, "Treatment is very simple. It is to massage your meridians to prepare for entraining qi. I told you before, you should think about it carefully. If you feel inconvenient, there is still time."
Bao Yunyan understood the meaning of his words in an instant, her pretty face turned red instantly, she was as beautiful as peaches and plums.
Even though she was somewhat prepared, when the situation came to an end, she felt a little hesitation in her heart.
Lin Dong didn't mean to say any more, he had already told Bao Yunyan about the necessary steps.Whether she can pass this hurdle depends on herself.
Before Bao Yunyan could make a decision, Sun Yuke, who was next to him, had an idea. Massaging the meridians would inevitably lead to intimate physical contact.
She had experienced it herself, and panicked, she instinctively resisted this happening, immediately got up and walked to Bao Yunyan, grabbed her hand, glared at Lin Dong and scolded: "You damn rascal, you want to do this to me?" I don't agree with Xiao Yanyan doing such a wretched thing!"
Then she turned her head to persuade Bao Yunyan: "Xiao Yanyan, you can't listen to his bewitching. He is obviously uneasy and kind, and wants to make a profit! Shameless!"
Of course, this was said to Lin Dong.
He was annoyed for a while, this woman is really his nemesis, as long as he does anything, he will stand on the side of opposition.
It is unbearable to accuse him of being shameless for no reason!
Anyway, if you have already been scolded as shameless, then just be shameless to the end.
Lin Dong thought of an effective counterattack strategy.
With a smirk on his face, he joked: "Miss Sun, if you want to talk about earning cheap money, I have earned enough of yours. 'Tsk tsk' is a martial arts practitioner after all, this figure is simply awesome! That thin waist... ..."
What he said really caught Sun Yu's biggest weakness.
I saw that her face changed from white to red, from red to purple, and then from purple to black. It was like opening a dyeing room, and the colors were wonderful.
After saying this, Lin Dong was very happy, but it also detonated the time bomb.
Thinking of the embarrassing scene a few days ago, Sun Yu was extremely ashamed and indignant, and when she saw Lin Dong's teasing smile, her shame and indignation instantly escalated into embarrassment, and finally into rage.
Her beautiful eyes were almost flushed, and a flame of anger gushed out like a substance.
Immediately, she couldn't hold back her impulse and made a move.
She took a step forward and punched Lin Dong with a swift lunge.
That white and tender little fist was full of tumbling internal energy, tearing at the air and making a muffled 'woo-woo' sound.
It wasn't until this moment that Lin Dong finally came to his senses.
Tu was happy for a while, he actually teased this female tyrannosaurus?Isn't this uncomfortable?
Thoughts are fleeting, the most important thing now is to find a way to save your life!
He also reacted very quickly, with a sharp tap of his toes, he retreated crazily with his stomach and chest in his chest, and finally escaped the punch, but the skin of his abdomen still felt the force of the punch.
The strong inner qi seems to be real, and it hurts to touch the skin.If this is confirmed, I am afraid that every stone will be smashed.
This woman is serious!
Lin Dong didn't dare to be negligent, and at the moment of retreating, he quickly raised his golden armor and Fengxing, and the two faint lights of gold and green flashed away.
At the same time, Sun Yu, who missed a hit, became even more angry with a livid smile on his face.
He followed up quickly with small steps again, and punched him again.
The sharp fist wind hit, and Lin Dong stepped on the mud step with the help of the effect of the wind-running talisman, and his moving speed was more than three times faster.
Sun Yu's speed could no longer keep up with him, so he let go of the big stone in his heart.
No matter how powerful it is, it can't hit anyone with a fart.
With this reliance, he is no longer afraid of Sun Yu, he walks around and avoids Sun Yu's powerful punches and kicks.
Sun Yu, who couldn't beat anyone, had her silver teeth almost gnawed into pieces. The more she beat her, the more aggrieved she became, and the more angry she became, she roared angrily, "Are you a man? If you have the guts, don't run away!"
This sentence again seriously insulted Lin Dong's dignity as a man.
Lin Dong also got angry, and responded with full momentum: "Who is afraid of whom? You...have the guts to hit me!"
Going head-to-head with a female tyrannosaurus, isn't that looking for a loss?Besides, beating a woman is disgraceful if you win, and disrespectful if you lose.He doesn't like that.
Bao Yunyan, who kept trying to persuade the fight, heard his rascal's words, and was amused by him with a "puchi".
Sun Yu's fire got worse, he looked around the department, if I can't hit you, I will demolish your house!
With this central idea, she doesn't care whether she can hit someone or not, as long as she gets close to the household items in the house, she will give priority to smashing them up, hoping to make Lin Dong feel bad, and as long as he moves slowly, she will give him a few hits ruthless.
"Crackling..." There was a chaotic sound in the department, which was extremely lively.
Sun Yu, who was at full throttle, had terrifying destructive power, and none of the furniture and appliances she greeted were intact.
"Damn it, you are a policeman, how do you destroy other people's private property? You know the law and break the law!" Seeing the furniture decorations being smashed to pieces one by one, Lin Dong was heartbroken.
"Stop hitting me, and I won't hit the furniture!" While speaking, Lin Dong slowed down, and Sun Yu saw the opportunity, and threw out a whip leg.
It turned out to be the idea, and he was even more unwilling to stop. He squatted down to avoid the whip leg, and said harshly: "You are cruel! You continue to beat. Anyway, if you break it, you have to pay me. You have to pay ten times more!"
"dream!"
"If you don't pay, I'll tell grandpa, he will definitely not pay!"
Sun Yu was so angry that his face turned red like blood, and he rushed forward and roared angrily, "Are you a man?"
"Would you like to try?"
As soon as the words fell, there was another sound of glass breaking.
Seeing that Sun Yu couldn't hurt Lin Dong, and Lin Dong didn't seem to have any intention of hurting her, Bao Yunyan also hid outside the door with Du Tianyang, poking around to observe the situation in the house, and from time to time he spoke out to persuade him.
But Sun Yu, who was red-eyed, didn't seem to notice, and wanted to clean up Lin Dong wholeheartedly, so they could only wait helplessly for the two of them to stop when they got tired.
Until the house was in a mess and there was nothing more for Sun Yu to dismantle, she finally stopped, clenched her fists and glared at Lin Dong, her eyes wished she could swallow him alive.
After jumping up and down for a while, Lin Dong was also a little tired. He stopped at a distance from her, and he was a little terrified by her eyes. He gasped and said, "Have you exhausted enough? The house is about to be demolished for you!"
Unexpectedly, Sun Yu made an unexpected move, which completely shocked him.
(End of this chapter)
In her opinion, as a warrior, she couldn't bear this amount of strength.I am ashamed to say that I am a man and a warrior!
"Are you still a man? I just gave you a slight push!"
When it comes to the word 'gently', Sun Yu also lacks confidence.
She still knows how much power exploded just now!
"You..." When Lin Dong heard this, he immediately became furious. Is this called light?Also mocking him for not being a man.
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Bao Yunyan quickly smoothed things over and hugged Lin Dong's waist: "Stop arguing, stop arguing. Xiao Yu'er is a delicate girl, master, let her go!"
Only then did Lin Dong snort coldly, and didn't care about it any more.
A girl is a girl, so let Jiao Didi forget it!If she can still be called Jiao Didi, all men in this world will die.
The anger dissipated, and he suddenly found that there seemed to be two lumps of very soft and soft things sticking to his back.This touch is so good!
Needless to say, it must be...
Thinking of this, Lin Dong had a fever on his face, he quickly broke free from Bao Yunyan's embrace, walked to his desk and sat down.
Bao Yunyan didn't realize this, so after comforting Lin Dong, he hurried to his best friend to say good things.
It took a while to calm down Sun Yu.
Looking at the two people who are unwilling to look at each other, Bao Yunyan held his forehead and was speechless for a while, were these two enemies in the previous life?We hardly had a good talk when we met!
"Teacher Bao, come here, I'll give you a pulse!"
Bao Yunyan didn't know why, and didn't resist, went to sit down opposite him, and handed her white lotus arms over.
Lin Dong touched her veins, and felt that the soft, smooth skin was quite firm.
Unable to think of the touch just now, his old face blushed slightly, and he quickly turned his thoughts away and focused on taking her pulse.
As a Chinese medicine doctor, Bao Yunyan has always paid attention to health preservation, and her body functions are very good.
This is a hundred times better than the bad situation that Fatty was in before.
Then he raised a Celestial Eye Talisman and carefully inspected her meridians. The condition is quite good. As long as the spiritual energy is adjusted a little, she should be able to try to induce Qi.
Just passed her, let's study in detail, what kind of situation is suitable for entraining qi and opening the pulse.
"You didn't miss the prescription I gave you, did you?"
Bao Yunyan heard a hint of meaning from his words, and a look of surprise appeared on his face, isn't he planning to piss her off?
Thinking of this, she became even happier. She had been yearning for such a mysterious thing as qi for a long time.
How about this, after lunch, I will try to give you energy to regulate your body.
If the effect is satisfactory, I will consider entraining you in these two days, and officially let you enter my talisman clinic!
When Bao Yunyan heard this, her big beautiful eyes widened, and the joy in her pupils could not be suppressed.She was right!
"Entraining Qi? Fu Yimen? Do you know how to entrain Qi?"
Sun Yu was unconsciously attracted by his words, looked at him with an expression of disbelief, and exclaimed.
"What? I can't be angry?" Surprised her, Lin Dong's eyes flashed with complacency, and the sulking anger just now also came out a lot.
Upon hearing this, Sun Yu was not convinced, and quickly put away the surprise in his heart, and said with a cold face: "Hmph, Fu Yimen, I don't know where the small sect came from. Xiaoyanyan, you You need to entice yourself, wait for my grandma to recover. I will ask her to entice you. Entering my grandson’s house is much better than the small sect!"
Lin Dong immediately became very angry with her.
This woman didn't say that she sneaked up on him just now, but now, she is still planning to cut off her beard?He has taught Bao Yunyan a lot, and even recuperated her body, how could he give her up?
"Sun Yu, don't go too far! Let me tell you, Teacher Bao is definitely going to join my school of talisman medicine. Believe it or not, if I don't treat your grandma, I'll make a fuss!"
"you dare!"
"Why don't I dare? Do you want to try?"
The two sentences were wrong, and the two were fighting cocks, trying to kill each other with their eyes.
Sun Yu was about to roll up her sleeves, Bao Yunyan was in a hurry, and hurriedly inserted between the two of them.
It took a lot of reassurance before she persuaded the two to leave, and she was already in a cold sweat.
She just felt powerless for a while, how could these two look like two adults, could it be that Lin Dong was also led astray by the simple and straightforward Sun Yu?
Inside the department, because the atmosphere between the two became very solemn, Du Tianyang came in happily from outside the door, and realized something was wrong when he saw this situation.
Seeing that the female tyrannosaurus was also there, she left without saying a word, without any intention of helping others.
In order to ease the atmosphere, Bao Yunyan rolled his eyes and asked, "Master, do you need to prepare something for conditioning with Qi?"
Sure enough, Lin Dong's attention was successfully drawn away by her.
He frowned and said, "Treatment is very simple. It is to massage your meridians to prepare for entraining qi. I told you before, you should think about it carefully. If you feel inconvenient, there is still time."
Bao Yunyan understood the meaning of his words in an instant, her pretty face turned red instantly, she was as beautiful as peaches and plums.
Even though she was somewhat prepared, when the situation came to an end, she felt a little hesitation in her heart.
Lin Dong didn't mean to say any more, he had already told Bao Yunyan about the necessary steps.Whether she can pass this hurdle depends on herself.
Before Bao Yunyan could make a decision, Sun Yuke, who was next to him, had an idea. Massaging the meridians would inevitably lead to intimate physical contact.
She had experienced it herself, and panicked, she instinctively resisted this happening, immediately got up and walked to Bao Yunyan, grabbed her hand, glared at Lin Dong and scolded: "You damn rascal, you want to do this to me?" I don't agree with Xiao Yanyan doing such a wretched thing!"
Then she turned her head to persuade Bao Yunyan: "Xiao Yanyan, you can't listen to his bewitching. He is obviously uneasy and kind, and wants to make a profit! Shameless!"
Of course, this was said to Lin Dong.
He was annoyed for a while, this woman is really his nemesis, as long as he does anything, he will stand on the side of opposition.
It is unbearable to accuse him of being shameless for no reason!
Anyway, if you have already been scolded as shameless, then just be shameless to the end.
Lin Dong thought of an effective counterattack strategy.
With a smirk on his face, he joked: "Miss Sun, if you want to talk about earning cheap money, I have earned enough of yours. 'Tsk tsk' is a martial arts practitioner after all, this figure is simply awesome! That thin waist... ..."
What he said really caught Sun Yu's biggest weakness.
I saw that her face changed from white to red, from red to purple, and then from purple to black. It was like opening a dyeing room, and the colors were wonderful.
After saying this, Lin Dong was very happy, but it also detonated the time bomb.
Thinking of the embarrassing scene a few days ago, Sun Yu was extremely ashamed and indignant, and when she saw Lin Dong's teasing smile, her shame and indignation instantly escalated into embarrassment, and finally into rage.
Her beautiful eyes were almost flushed, and a flame of anger gushed out like a substance.
Immediately, she couldn't hold back her impulse and made a move.
She took a step forward and punched Lin Dong with a swift lunge.
That white and tender little fist was full of tumbling internal energy, tearing at the air and making a muffled 'woo-woo' sound.
It wasn't until this moment that Lin Dong finally came to his senses.
Tu was happy for a while, he actually teased this female tyrannosaurus?Isn't this uncomfortable?
Thoughts are fleeting, the most important thing now is to find a way to save your life!
He also reacted very quickly, with a sharp tap of his toes, he retreated crazily with his stomach and chest in his chest, and finally escaped the punch, but the skin of his abdomen still felt the force of the punch.
The strong inner qi seems to be real, and it hurts to touch the skin.If this is confirmed, I am afraid that every stone will be smashed.
This woman is serious!
Lin Dong didn't dare to be negligent, and at the moment of retreating, he quickly raised his golden armor and Fengxing, and the two faint lights of gold and green flashed away.
At the same time, Sun Yu, who missed a hit, became even more angry with a livid smile on his face.
He followed up quickly with small steps again, and punched him again.
The sharp fist wind hit, and Lin Dong stepped on the mud step with the help of the effect of the wind-running talisman, and his moving speed was more than three times faster.
Sun Yu's speed could no longer keep up with him, so he let go of the big stone in his heart.
No matter how powerful it is, it can't hit anyone with a fart.
With this reliance, he is no longer afraid of Sun Yu, he walks around and avoids Sun Yu's powerful punches and kicks.
Sun Yu, who couldn't beat anyone, had her silver teeth almost gnawed into pieces. The more she beat her, the more aggrieved she became, and the more angry she became, she roared angrily, "Are you a man? If you have the guts, don't run away!"
This sentence again seriously insulted Lin Dong's dignity as a man.
Lin Dong also got angry, and responded with full momentum: "Who is afraid of whom? You...have the guts to hit me!"
Going head-to-head with a female tyrannosaurus, isn't that looking for a loss?Besides, beating a woman is disgraceful if you win, and disrespectful if you lose.He doesn't like that.
Bao Yunyan, who kept trying to persuade the fight, heard his rascal's words, and was amused by him with a "puchi".
Sun Yu's fire got worse, he looked around the department, if I can't hit you, I will demolish your house!
With this central idea, she doesn't care whether she can hit someone or not, as long as she gets close to the household items in the house, she will give priority to smashing them up, hoping to make Lin Dong feel bad, and as long as he moves slowly, she will give him a few hits ruthless.
"Crackling..." There was a chaotic sound in the department, which was extremely lively.
Sun Yu, who was at full throttle, had terrifying destructive power, and none of the furniture and appliances she greeted were intact.
"Damn it, you are a policeman, how do you destroy other people's private property? You know the law and break the law!" Seeing the furniture decorations being smashed to pieces one by one, Lin Dong was heartbroken.
"Stop hitting me, and I won't hit the furniture!" While speaking, Lin Dong slowed down, and Sun Yu saw the opportunity, and threw out a whip leg.
It turned out to be the idea, and he was even more unwilling to stop. He squatted down to avoid the whip leg, and said harshly: "You are cruel! You continue to beat. Anyway, if you break it, you have to pay me. You have to pay ten times more!"
"dream!"
"If you don't pay, I'll tell grandpa, he will definitely not pay!"
Sun Yu was so angry that his face turned red like blood, and he rushed forward and roared angrily, "Are you a man?"
"Would you like to try?"
As soon as the words fell, there was another sound of glass breaking.
Seeing that Sun Yu couldn't hurt Lin Dong, and Lin Dong didn't seem to have any intention of hurting her, Bao Yunyan also hid outside the door with Du Tianyang, poking around to observe the situation in the house, and from time to time he spoke out to persuade him.
But Sun Yu, who was red-eyed, didn't seem to notice, and wanted to clean up Lin Dong wholeheartedly, so they could only wait helplessly for the two of them to stop when they got tired.
Until the house was in a mess and there was nothing more for Sun Yu to dismantle, she finally stopped, clenched her fists and glared at Lin Dong, her eyes wished she could swallow him alive.
After jumping up and down for a while, Lin Dong was also a little tired. He stopped at a distance from her, and he was a little terrified by her eyes. He gasped and said, "Have you exhausted enough? The house is about to be demolished for you!"
Unexpectedly, Sun Yu made an unexpected move, which completely shocked him.
(End of this chapter)
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