Chapter 295

Brother Wu, I didn't have time to talk to the people around me, so I just ignored their contemptuous gazes, and rushed over to where the waiter was pointing.

Brother Wu, I squatted in the bathroom, and my stomach was completely liberated, which is beyond words!

Brother Wu, after I had a good time, I suddenly discovered a very serious problem, I didn't bring toilet paper!
I reached out and patted myself on the head, cursing secretly "C!"

I reached out and touched my pocket, but I didn't even have a cigarette. Brother Wu, I immediately felt uncomfortable and couldn't squat.

I quickly took out my mobile phone and called Guan Xinfei, Brother Fei answered the call after a while.

Before I could speak, Guan Xinfei's anxious voice came, "Xiao Wu, where have you been?"

"Brother Fei, come here quickly, brother, I have something to do!" Guan Xinfei answered the phone, and Fifth Brother's little heart finally returned to his place, jokingly said to Guan Xinfei into the phone microphone.

"What's wrong with Xiao Wu? Tell me your location!" Guan Xinfei's anxious voice came.

I told Guan Xinfei where I was, and said, "You must buy me a pack of toilet paper, otherwise I will be squatting in the toilet and unable to get out!"

Guan Xinfei cursed, "Damn it!", and then hung up the phone.

Fifth brother, I squatted in the toilet and played with my mobile phone. It was quite comfortable at first, but after a while my legs became numb.

Now the fifth squatting is uncomfortable, and I can't stand up when I stand up. My fifth brother is like a year!
Under my expectation, Guan Xinfei didn't show up in the toilet, but the phone rang.

I looked at the name on the caller ID and frowned.

Fifth brother, I am very confused, should I answer Yang Qingqing's call or not?

In my hesitation, Yang Qingqing hung up the phone.But as soon as I took a breath, the phone vibrated again.

I looked at the caller ID and the name was still Yang Qingqing, so I don't need to mention my fifth brother's depression.It would be great if it was Brother Fei's name!
The phone was vibrating non-stop in his hand, and the fifth brother looked at Yang Qingqing's name with a big head.

"This little ancestor eats her big meal dishonestly, why should I call Fifth Brother?" I looked at the phone and said to myself.

Yang Qingqing's second call, Brother Five, was a man's and I didn't answer it, but Yang Qingqing was really popular this time, so he sent me a text message directly, "Little Five, if you don't answer the phone, you will be at your own risk!"

When Brother Wu and I saw the words "at your own risk", my little heart immediately jumped into my throat.

At this time, Yang Qingqing called again, and Fifth Brother answered it bravely.

"Li Yujun, where are you!" Yang Qingqing's angry voice sounded through the microphone.

"I'm in the toilet!" Brother Wu replied truthfully.

"How long has it been? You're still in the toilet, and you're still here, uncle!" Yang Qingqing said angrily.

"I have diarrhea, I'm really in the toilet!" Brother Wu explained patiently.

"I don't care where you are, hurry to Mengshan Restaurant!" Yang Qingqing said to me threateningly, "If you don't make it in 10 minutes, you will be at your own risk!"

Yang Qingqing hung up the phone as soon as he said that, I looked at the phone and laughed, "Fifth brother, I was scared when I was young?"

And at this moment, Guan Xinfei's voice came from outside, "Xiao Wu, are you inside?"

As soon as I heard it was Guan Xinfei's voice, I immediately refused to answer Luo Jie's call, and shouted loudly, "I'm Xiao Wu, and I'm in the toilet!"

"Damn it! I finally found you kid!" Guan Xinfei said loudly, and then walked into the toilet.

I just walked out of the bathroom, and I saw Guan Xinfei and Luo Jie standing at the door of the bathroom.

"Cigarettes!" I said to Guan Xinfei, supporting Qiang with both hands.

"Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you?" Luo Jie looked at me and asked suspiciously.

"I'm squatting with numb legs!" I looked at my brothers and said helplessly.

"You are really promising, you pretended to have a stomachache and it became real." Guan Xinfei took out cigarettes from his pocket and gave them to Luo Jie and me.

Brother Wu, I leaned against the wall and took a sip, which was quite comfortable.

"Excuse me, how many of you are there?" the waiter took the menu and walked up to our brothers and asked.

"We don't eat!" Guan Xinfei said with a smile to the waiter.

"Why do you come here without eating?" The waiter looked at our brothers and said contemptuously, "You can't come to our store even if you rub the toilet!"

Facing the waiter's contemptuous gaze, Guan Xinfei immediately became angry, and said angrily to the waiter, "What's wrong with us going to the bathroom? Don't you want us to go?"

Just as the waiter and Guan Xinfei were arguing, they heard a familiar voice from upstairs.

"Li Yujun!"

Our brothers turned their heads involuntarily, and saw Yang Qingqing standing on the stairs on the second floor, looking at us in surprise.

"Our box is upstairs, and the dog's eyes look down on people!" Fifth Brother looked at the waiter and said angrily.

"I'm sorry, little brothers!" The boss said with a smile as soon as he heard that our box was upstairs.

Damn, I just pretended I couldn't see or hear it, but now it's really NM fast!
I looked at the boss with contempt, and at this time Yang Qingqing also came down from upstairs.

"What's wrong?" Yang Qingqing looked at the boss and asked suspiciously.

"It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" The boss turned his head and gave the waiter a hard look, pretending to be very angry and said, "Hurry up and go to work!"

"Li Yujun, why didn't you drag you to death!" Yang Qingqing gave me a supercilious look, "I'm waiting for you, you really have face!"

Yang Qingqing said sourly, and asked the boss for a bottle of juice.

"Brother Fei, here's a cigarette." I said to Guan Xinfei while walking upstairs behind Yang Qingqing.

As soon as I lit the cigarette and took a puff, I heard an angry voice not far away, "You have learned how to smoke!"

Fifth brother, I quickly looked up and saw that my father appeared on the stairs on the second floor at some point.

The fifth brother was so scared that I quickly threw the cigarette on the ground. Before I lifted my foot and crushed me to death, my father rushed to me in one stride, stretched out his hand to grab my arm, and carried me to the second floor.

Immediately afterwards, my father raised his foot and patted my buttocks, "boom bang" with two feet.

When Dad shouted, everyone in the box came out.

"Guan Xinfei!" Guan Xinfei's father walked up to Guan Xinfei after saying that, and took out a cigarette from Guan Xinfei's pocket.

Guan Xinfei's father is much more qualified than mine. Without saying a word, he directly raised his hand and smashed the cigarette case in Guan Xinfei's face.

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"Fifth brother, am I here to eat or to be scolded? It's really a banquet!" I said aggrieved in my heart.

(End of this chapter)

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