Almighty teacher

Chapter 103

"Brother Han! I want to commit suicide!" Zhao Hu's voice came over the phone, and Chu Han was in a daze, "If you want to commit suicide, go ahead and tell me what? I don't want to commit suicide with you!"

"Fuck! You're so impersonal!" Zhao Hu muttered, "Don't you ask me why I committed suicide? You don't want to help me solve my problems. It's a shame that I still trust you so much. You let me down so much."

Chu Han lay on the bed, pulled the quilt over his head, "Brother, you still have the nerve to say that I, a big man, called me to commit suicide? You are not shy, I really doubt how you speak, are you Give me a different tone if you bring the handle."

Zhao Hu said over there: "Do you have time now? I treat guests to a barbecue, just the two of us, and Xiaodouding doesn't bring it!"

Chu Han: "You don't need to take me with you anymore, go eat by yourself. I want to go to bed now, call me in the middle of the night next time, and I'll kill you. Do you hear me?"

Zhao Hu was very dissatisfied and said: "You are willing to turn on the phone, you deserve it, and if you don't let someone call you when you turn it on, your phone can be smashed. If I don't want to, I will smash it for you, OK? Come out and I will treat you to a roast seafood."

As soon as seafood was mentioned, Chu Han was afraid. He had no money to eat, so he continued to eat, and said, "Go and eat by yourself. If you need anything, just wait for tomorrow. That's all. Thank you, I'm turning off the phone."

Zhao Hu looked at the phone, and there was a "beep" sound, feeling very dissatisfied, but there was nothing he could do. Chu Han really turned off the phone. After thinking about it, it would be better to go to Chu Han in the morning.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Ye Qiuling woke up Chu Han, and Chu Han yelled: "It's early in the morning, can't you be a little lighter? It hurts people who can't sleep well, please cooperate, it will cause dark circles under the eyes, which will affect the image !"

Ye Qiuling opened Chu Han's door and said, "Early in the morning? Look at what time it is, it's past eight o'clock. I have a flight, so make breakfast yourself. There is ready-made food in the refrigerator, just warm it up." Before he finished speaking, Chu Han jumped up from the bed, put on a pair of shorts, and put the T-shirt on his head without knowing the front side. He grabbed the wet hundreds of dollars from last night from the computer, and walked quickly in his slippers. rushed out of the house.

Ye Qiuling froze in place, muttering, "Is that Chu Han? When did you become so active!"

Leaving the community, Chu Han hailed a taxi and hurried the driver to hurry up. The driver said helplessly, "It's the rush hour, so you can't go faster? There are so many cars on the road, you treat me as my Motorcycle! Won’t you get up early if you’re in a hurry?”

After hearing the driver's words, Chu Han decided to get his own donkey no matter what.

At the gate of the school, Chu Han threw down five yuan and ran in. The driver shook his head and muttered, "Why bother? I knew I was going to be late, so why didn't I get up early? Really, these young people are really serious!"

There are still many students on the school playground who have not been selected by the teacher. Most of them are the kind of people who only take a few classes a semester. They usually ride motorcycles, or students who dress up coquettishly. In short, they are just fooling around. .Chu Han came to the classroom in a hurry, and all forty people had already arrived.

The students were all dumbfounded when they saw Chu Han. They saw that Chu Han was wearing shorts, a T-shirt turned upside down, and hellokity slippers on his feet. Is this outfit trendy or popular?Chu Han still didn't know his embarrassment, so he asked with a smile: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong today?"

Lin Daqiang said stupidly: "Big difference! Big difference! It really is Brother Han, who is different!" Just after Lin Daqiang finished speaking, the students below burst into applause. .

"Everyone is familiar with each other!" Chu Han said with a smirk: "I won't let you introduce yourself. Today is the first day of class, so let's have a small class meeting. I took a rough look yesterday. The school It's been completely reformed. It's not like you used to go to any classroom. This classroom will be your home in the future. Try to keep it clean. Although there are people from the property management to clean it every day, don't throw papers or anything else? Like smoking If you feel that the air in the corridor is not good, you can go to other classes to smoke. Anyway, don’t do anything that is harmful to us, and if you want to do anything that is harmful to others, just do it!”

"Good! Good!" Several boys kept shouting from below.Chu Han continued to smirk.

Chu Han: "The newly formed class needs to elect a monitor. I will continue to appoint Lin Daqiang as the monitor. Do you have any opinions?" Lin Daqiang did not expect that Chu Han would appoint himself directly. Chu Han never cared about it, and he helped himself sincerely, a little bit wanting to find a crack in the floor to get in.

Chu Han waited for a while, and no one spoke against him, "Then it's settled, literary and art committee member, Li Xiaolu, I can guarantee this, if anyone is not convinced, go and sing with Li Xiaolu, whoever can win is sure Li Xiaolu is convinced, who is the literary and art committee member? You can choose the rest of the class, I will appoint these two, Lin Daqiang find a time to organize it, you vote for other class representatives or something."

"Teacher Chu," Li Xiaolu said with a blushing face, "The art committee should be elected by everyone. I'm afraid I won't be good!" Chu Han understood what Li Xiaolu meant, not because he was afraid of being bad, but because he was afraid that someone would gossip behind his back.Before Chu Han could speak, Zhao Hu said from below: "I nominate Li Xiaolu to be a literary and art committee member. Raise your hand if you agree!"

Ding Xiaodou was the first to agree. Lin Daqiang was also a smart person. Seeing that Chu Han had personally nominated him, he must have his reasons, so he also raised his hand. Afterwards, Han Xiangxue and Liu Yue raised their hands one after another, and the matter was considered settled.

Chu Han said: "Since I have become the head teacher, I won't be the same as before. I admit that I was not qualified before, and I just mess around every day. If I delay everyone, I apologize to you. Starting tomorrow, I will I will come to the classroom to check every morning. You are college students, so you should know how to be a student. Elementary school students know that you can’t skip class. Therefore, I also ask you to ask for leave. That sentence, even if you ask for time off to date your girlfriend, I will give you time off, but you can’t skip class. Arrange the seats later, and you can make up your own, sit whatever you want.”

Zhao Hu still wanted to sit with Li Xiaolu, but Chu Han said that he could combine freely, knowing that he was out of luck.Li Xiaolu definitely wouldn't sit with her.Depressed!Very depressed.

Chu Han continued: "I have classes every Monday to Friday afternoon. I will continue to fool you with "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "36 Strategies". What ancient poems or prose you like, you can tell me in advance, and I will prepare materials to explain to you. I just ask for it in class, don’t disturb me, you can do whatever you want, but since you are all in class, you should listen carefully Bar."

Chu Han was almost chattering on the podium. Seeing a girl with a water glass on the table, Chu Han walked over and asked with a smile on his face, "Can I have a drink of water?"

The girl laughed, showing two dimples on her face, "Take it, Teacher Chu!"

Chu Han took a big sip, wiped the corner of his mouth with his hand indecently, and asked, "Student, I don't know your name yet." This sentence caused the classmates behind him to burst into laughter, and the girl said shyly: "My name is Cai Chunjia!"

Chu Han patted his thigh and said, "I remembered, star! Hehe! That's the end of the joke, and the end of today's class, hey! To put it bluntly, I was just joking in get out of class, after class, go get busy, Li Xiaolu!" He will lead someone to decorate the classroom, and Lin Daqiang charges a class fee of 20 yuan per person. After the class is arranged, the rest of the money will be used to buy Pepsi. I will flash it first, bye!"

Everyone in the room stared at Chu Han leaving, and a boy instinctively said, "Brother Han has a personality!"

Zhao Hu reacted from the trance, and hurriedly chased out from the back door. Chu Han was already walking towards the office. Zhao Hu took a breath and ran frantically to the office. Before Chu Han entered the door, he bumped into Chu Han. The center was unsteady, and he rushed forward. This time it was good. It happened that Huang Xiaoli came out of the office holding the computer monitor. When Chu Han bumped, the entire monitor fell to the ground and hit Huang Xiaoli's feet.

Huang Xiaoli burst into tears immediately. Chu Han and Zhao Hu looked at the broken monitor on the ground and were dumbfounded. The teachers in the office heard what was going on outside and came out one after another. Chu Han saw that something was wrong.Pulling Zhao Hu, he was about to run, but after a few steps, Huang Xiaoli shouted loudly from behind: "Stop!"

With a "squeak", after the shoes of Chu Han and Zhao Hu rubbed against the ground, they all froze there, and no one dared to look back.Lu Hao leaned against the door, looked at Chu Han, and felt overjoyed. Offending this aunt, this is a good show!
Inside Huang Xiaoli's private office.

Chu Han knew he was in the wrong, and stood against the wall with Zhao Hu, each holding a piece of paper and a pen in their hands.Chu Han looked at Zhao Hu's paper from time to time, it was empty, and Zhao Hu secretly looked at Chu Han, only to see that there was only one word written on the paper: check.

(End of this chapter)