Almighty teacher

Chapter 112
Chu Han stood on the podium, looked at the chattering students below, "Class!"

After quieting down below, Chu Han felt quite a sense of accomplishment, which was completely different from the feeling of ordering Xiao Hei and the others. "Today I will tell you about 36 tricks to catch a turtle in a urn."

"Isn't it okay to catch bastards in the urn?" Ding Xiaodou said while drinking Pepsi, "Turtles and bastards are the same!"

"It's not the same!" Zhang Yifeng said: "The bastard is a general term for animals with a pot lid on their backs, and the turtle is just a type of sea turtle."

Chu Han really broke down, what the hell is going on.The two of them are actually interested in "Turtle" and "Bad Boy".

"Catch whatever you like!" Chu Han said helplessly, "If you want to catch a traitor, you can go and catch a traitor. Stop talking nonsense, start class, and listen to me!"

Zhao Hu stood up, before he could speak, Chu Han sighed and said, "What do you want to say?"

Zhao Hu said proudly: "Brother Han, there is no catching a turtle in a urn in the 36 tricks, only closing the door to catch the thief, which is 22 tricks."

"Damn!" Chu Han glared at Zhao Hu, "You're looking for a bone in an egg. It's a meaningless thing. Don't interrupt!"

Chu Han turned around, took the chalk, and wanted to write on the blackboard to cover up his uneasiness, but then thought that his chalk writing was very ugly, so he dropped the chalk and said, "I won't write anymore, my hands hurt a little, look at Brother Han's body. Western cowboys look handsome." Chu Han used clothes to change the subject, very much like Ochumelov of the chameleon. "Speaking of this, I have to tell you from the Warring States period. In the later period of the Warring States period, Qin State attacked Zhao State. The Qin army was in Changping, which is now Gaoping North, Shanxi. The general guarding Changping was Lian Po, the famous general of Zhao State. Lian Po , you all know, the most powerful general in the cycle of Zhao State, Qin Shihuang has wiped out the other five countries, why didn’t he dare to move Zhao State? It’s because Zhao State has a low profile!” Chu Han said with joy, and he was very happy. I heard this story when I was young, and I admire Lian Po very much.

"Seeing the strength of the Qin army, Lian Po knew that he could not fight recklessly. This Lian Po was also an old fox. He issued a death order, and the soldiers were not allowed to leave the camp for half a step, and they would not fight the Qin army. The soldiers are not fools, go out and fight However, it’s better to be in the camp by yourself, with food and drink, how cool it is!”

"The two armies have been stalemate for more than four months, and the Qin army still can't win Changping. The king of Qin adopted Fan Ju's suggestion and used a countermeasure to make the king of Zhao suspect Lian Po, and the king of Zhao also thought he was a fool!" Speaking of this, Chu Han A little angry.Following Chu Han's mood, the students below listened with enthusiasm!
"Back to Lianpo, the bastard fool sent Zhao Kuo to Changping to fight the Qin army. Zhao Kuo, you all know it! If there is no Lianpo, he will not be famous again. He only knows how to talk about war on paper, just like fighting only knows Swearing is like not knowing how to fight! So I tell you, you have to dare to fight, don’t worry about the consequences, it’s better to beat someone to death than to be beaten to death, so I’m embarrassed to digress!”

"After Zhao Kuo arrived in Changping, he completely changed Lian Po's strategy of not fighting, and advocated a decisive battle with the Qin army.! A silly ball! Qin general Bai Qi deliberately let Zhao Kuo taste a little bit of sweetness, so that Zhao Kuo's army won After a few small victories, Zhao Kuo really got carried away and sent someone to the Qin camp to fight. Now Bai Qi was overjoyed, and when he saw Zhao Kuo's tactics, he was thinking about going back to King Qin for a reward!"

Ding Xiaodou: "Brother Han! That Bai Qi defeated Zhao Kuo, what did King Qin reward Bai Qi? Are there any beauties?"

Chu Han scolded: "You still want to see beauties! King Qin is also a pervert, can you reward Bai Qi with beauties? I think you are an idiot! Don't talk nonsense! Listen to me continue to brag"

"Baiqi divided his troops into several groups, and commanded to form an encirclement circle for Zhao Kuo's army. The next day, Zhao Kuo led an army of 40 to fight a decisive battle with Qin's army. The Qin army and Zhao's army fought several times and lost all of them. This is called luring the enemy to go deep. Zhao Kuo was so full of himself that he didn't even know that the enemy was using a trick to lure the enemy. It is estimated that he is also thinking about what reward he wants to go back at this time!"

"Zhao Kuo led the army to chase the defeated Qin army, and chased it all the way to Qinbi. The Qin army could not hold on, and Zhao Kuo couldn't conquer it for several days, so he had to retreat. At this time, he suddenly got news: his old lair was gone. Not to mention food, even the horses have nothing to eat. The Qin army has completely surrounded the Zhao army. For 46 days in a row, the Zhao army ran out of food, and the hungry soldiers killed people and ate human flesh." Speaking of this, Chu Han saw many The student showed incredible eyes, and Chu Han also felt that he was exaggerating too much, so he smiled and said, "It's a bit exaggerated, don't mind!" Then he continued to brag.

"Zhao Kuo saw that he had become a turtle in the urn, so he had to break out desperately. Bai Qi had already deployed it, just waiting for Zhao Kuo's picture, and there were ambushes all around. Breaking through is death, and death is death if you don't come out! Anyway, you are dead! Bai Qi has done it many times Repelled the Zhao army who was trying to break through, and later had enough fun, shot Zhao Kuo to death with one arrow, and the Zhao army was in chaos. 40 troops were killed by the Qin army. In the end, another 40 were captured. It is said that he became a general of the Qin State Buried with him. This Zhao Kuo knew how to "talk about war on paper". On the real battlefield, he fell into the enemy's trick of "closing the door to catch thieves". He lost [-] troops, which made Zhao Guo slump and returned to Qin in vain. I don’t know if there are no beauties, but Xiao Douding has been interested, so you can investigate and let me know if you find it.”

"I won't tell you!" Ding Xiaodou pouted and said, "To save you from being greedy."

Chu Han was speechless, and said: "Xiao Douding and Zhao Hu came to see me after class, and the boys in this get out of class, anyone who wanted to ask me to exercise came after class. I haven't fought with anyone for a long time. Are you interested in practicing?"

Lin Daqiang knew what was going on, and thought to himself: Brother Han, he was fighting to find someone, and he even said he was exercising.

But Neng Chu Han didn't explain it clearly, and almost no one responded. They all looked at Zhao Hu and Ding Xiaodou with sympathetic eyes. Help me beat people, no one supports me! Damn!"

"Chu Han" screamed at the door, and there was an echo of "Chu Han, Chu Han, Chu Han" in the classroom.The frightened students couldn't help but cheer up.

Chu Han turned his head and saw Huang Xiaoli staring at him, and saw that when Chu Han found himself, his face was still red and he walked up to the podium very angrily, "Mr. Chu, what were you talking to the students just now? How could you be like this?" The teacher? You actually want to take the students to fight?"

Chu Han said calmly, "Director Huang, have you made a mistake? Have you forgotten why I entered the school? My specialty is Sanda. I take students to exercise. Do you want to take care of me? Yes I'm going to the toilet later, do you want to take care of it too? It's really inexplicable."

The students saw that Chu Han's attitude towards Huang Xiaoli was similar to his attitude towards Wang Sanjiao. From then on, Chu Han had a hot hobby, which was widely spread among the students, that is: Teacher Chu likes to fight against the director!
Huang Xiaoli had nothing to do with Chu Han, she turned and left with an angry face, Chu Han pointed at Huang Xiaoli's, and just wanted to shout, Lu Hao, look, look!It's sexy enough!The words were on my lips, and I suddenly remembered that this was a classroom, if I really shouted it, it would be a big scene.

"The world is peaceful!" Chu Han spread his hands, holding a book, "Boys who want to exercise come to me, don't force it, okay! Get out of class!"

Back in the office, Lu Hao saw Chu Han dressed in western cowboy, the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground, and asked, "Are you going to the American West? Such a funny dress!"

Chu Han said proudly: "What do you know? This is called personality. Didn't you notice that those female classmates looked at me with ambiguous eyes? Men, be nicer to yourself."

Lu Hao and Tang Yishuai had long been used to the nonsense of Chu Han, and Peng Xiaoyu was amused by these words.Chu Han glanced at Peng Xiaoyu ambiguously, "Beauty, let me tell you, in this office, if your stomach hurts from laughing, I advise you to wear earphones!"

"I'm not afraid!" Peng Xiaoyu said: "It doesn't feel like a teacher's office here, no matter how you look at the three of you, you don't look like a teacher, haha!"

"We are the teachers." Chu Han was talking, when a few male students entered the door, they shouted, "Brother Han, who are you going to beat up tonight? I called some brothers from our class over." Zhao Hu and Ding Xiaodou walked in front, followed by Zhang Yifeng, Lei Xiaoshuai, and Guo Yong.Lin Daqiang walked into the office slowly by himself.

Peng Xiaoyu, who just said that Chu Han is not like a teacher, confirmed her thoughts even more.Lu Hao looked at Chu Han and asked, "Who offended you?"

"It's okay! It's okay!" Chu Han smiled playfully, thinking to himself: These students are too courageous, and they are really dizzy. Fortunately, Huang Xiaoli is not here. Huang Xiaoli is here, and the world will be chaotic again.

Tang Yishuai asked with 'concern': "Are you really all right? I'm very good at fighting."

Chu Han: "Okay, okay! You guys are busy!" He shouted, gave Zhao Hu a wink, and led the students away.

At the small stall opposite the school, Chu Han treated guests, each of them ate a few big bowls, and then said: "Today I will take you to beat the police, are you afraid?"

Heard call the police!A few students are a little dizzy, this teacher is too crazy, dare to do anything!fainted!

(End of this chapter)