Almighty teacher

Chapter 120 Hungry
It was the Nth time for Chu Han to participate in the graduation party, but it was the first time sitting in the teacher's seat. I felt very refreshed. The program department on stage is outstanding, but the actors are all very well dressed. College students, In the transitional period from youthful beauty to maturity, with a proud figure and a beautiful face, Chu Han's mouth is almost watering.

Tang Yishuai was not much better than Chu Han, with straight eyes. At the party, Huang Xiaoli swayed and walked onto the stage. There was a round of applause from below. After the round of applause, Huang Xiaoli said: "Students, we are about to welcome you!" On the occasion of the summer vacation of [-], our Youth League Committee organized this party called Dancing Youth. You are young and full of passion. Here, I wish the junior students can find another world of their own as soon as possible. The alma mater welcomes you at any time you come back"

Chu Han looked at Huang Xiaoli on the stage, and said in a low voice, "Look at Huang Xiaoli, she is usually so good at swearing. I guess it will take at least half an hour for her to speak."

Tang Yishuai leaned into Chu Han's ear, "Usually she likes to bicker with you, so she probably has a lot to do with you being able to say that."

Chu Han retorted: "Don't always talk about me. When I didn't come, you and Lu Hao must have been bickering with her. But in the end, I can figure it out. You definitely didn't take advantage of it."

Tang Yishuai stopped talking. In the office before, this aunt was unhappy, and no one could have a good life.When Chu Han was proud, Huang Xiaoli finished speaking, and Chu Han pointed to Huang Xiaoli who was twisting off the stage on the stage and said, "Look! Look! It's twisting again!"

The voice was a little louder, and the teachers on the left and right heard it. Tang Yishuai was naturally not that stupid. He turned his head to the side, pretending not to be interested. Chu Han was very angry. Usually in the office, you often steal Look, he said, "Handsome guy, take out your phone and see how different it is from the one you secretly took last time!"

Hearing this, Tang Yishuai regretted it very much, and could no longer play tricks with Chu Han, who was simply not human.

After Huang Xiaoli stepped down, Lu Hao and Peng Xiaoyu walked onto the stage. Lu Hao said, "Hey? Xiaoyu, we prepared a very fun game for the students today, do you remember?"

"Of course I remember!" Peng Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Didn't we prepare to drink soda for the competition?" After speaking, the staff in the backstage brought up ten bottles of soda, and Lu Hao continued: "Are there any students who want to participate in the competition? The rules are Drink up this bottle of soda first, and there will be a prize!"

At first, there were no students moving below, and Peng Xiaoyu continued to seduce: "The prizes are very mysterious. The photographers below are ready to record the event. This is a different kind of competition."

Lu Hao rounded the field and said: "Next, I will invite a contestant to represent our teacher and classmates. This competition is not about cultural level, but a pure competition of strength. The soda in your hand is the first to drink to win!" Said After finishing, Lu Hao smiled sinisterly, "Students, with your warmest applause, invite the teacher representative, Teacher Chu Chu Han!"

Chu Han was still thinking just now, drink soda?No point, if you drink beer it's ok.When Lu Hao called his name, the students below started booing and yelling: "Brother Han, Brother Han!" Chu Han had to bite the bullet and walked onto the stage, wearing slippers, shorts, and a very funny T-shirt.Seeing Chu Han come to the stage, the students below burst into applause.

Lao Duan laughed unconsciously, this Chu Han is really different.Huang Xiaoli's complexion was not so good-looking, and she was very dissatisfied with Chu Han's attire.

Stepping onto the stage, Chu Han took the microphone, laughed a few times, and immediately drew even stronger applause from below. "Who likes to drink soda, why don't you come up and drink some! Teacher Lu said that there are gifts, why don't you want them?"

After what Chu Han said, more than a dozen students came up below, and Lu Hao hurriedly rounded up the situation, saying: "There are several rounds in this competition! Everyone, don't worry, if there is nothing to discuss, the next game will continue."

Peng Xiaoyu said: "The rules of the competition are actually very simple. The judges are the students in the audience. Come and witness. The contestants are not allowed to miss soda. If there are too many, the students have the right to disqualify him from the competition. The first one to finish drinking is the winner."

Chu Han glanced around, ten of them were boys, among them Zhao Hu was inside, on the table in front of him was a bottle of soda with a straw inserted into it, Lu Hao was pinching a stopwatch in his hand, Peng Xiaoyu looked at the audience The student said: "Students, you must see clearly, if you miss too much, you will be unqualified."

"Get ready" Lu Hao looked at the stopwatch, then glanced at Chu Han, and said suddenly: "Start"

Ten people grabbed the bottles at the same time and desperately drank the soda with straws.The students below shouted: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"Lu Hao and Peng Xiaoyu also kept shouting on the stage.Even Tang Yishuai couldn't help it.

The students in the back row couldn't see it, so they stood up one after another, "Brother Han, come on! Brother Han!"

Chu Han lowered his head and desperately drank the soda with a straw. Lu Hao was smiling badly. When Chu Han thought about Xiao Hei, he wished he could kick Lu Hao. Peng Xiaoyu's smiling face flashed in his mind again.

Just right!Chu Han was suddenly enlightened. What Peng Xiaoyu said just now, as long as you don’t miss a lot, whoever finishes drinking first will be the champion. This is a riddle. The straw in the bottle is just a cover-up. The real rule does not say that you must use a straw. Chu Han raised his head suddenly, pulled out the straw, and drank in big gulps.

The students in the audience were immediately dissatisfied and shouted: "The teacher's representative is playing tricks on the teacher!"

Seeing Chu Han gulping down his drink, the other contestants looked up and did it one after another, but Chu Han was a few seconds late, and the hospital was left far behind by Chu Han.Putting down the bottle, Chu Han was very satisfied.

In 19 seconds, Chu Han finished drinking a bottle of soda. It took only 19 seconds for Lu Hao to applaud and say, "Who is the winner of this game?" Then he pointed the microphone at the students below.

Immediately the student yelled: "Teacher Chu's playing tricks doesn't count."

Peng Xiaoyu said with a smile: "The rules of the competition are as long as you drink up. I repeated two changes just to let you hear clearly that Teacher Chu is more treacherous, so" Chu Han curled his lips, and his ingenuity was actually called treacherous .

The students made dissatisfied voices, and the runner-up, Zhao Hu, said: "It's because we didn't understand the rules of the game clearly. It can't be blamed on Brother Han. Brothers who are going to the end, remember the lesson."

Lu Hao said into the microphone: "Mr. Chu, how do you feel about winning? Let's talk to everyone!"

Chu Han took the microphone, and before he could speak, he called for a while, causing applause from below, "I want to say that I feel bloated after drinking too much soda, and I want to go to the bathroom."

Hilarious laughter came from below, which was also the climax of the whole party.

Peng Xiaoyu sent the other nine students away, with a very cute smile on his face, walked up to Chu Han, and said into the microphone: "Mr. Chu, I won the championship. You have already said how I feel. You can guess what we will give to the champion tonight." A gift?"

Chu Han said without even thinking about it: "Isn't it a reward for a box of soda? For that, forget it. I'll donate it to the students sitting below. Drinking too much of this stuff will really make you want to go to the bathroom." After speaking, he hiccupped again into the microphone.The old duan who provoked all laughed.

Peng Xiaoyu said with a smile: "How could the prize be soda? The soda is still reserved for the students in the future as competition supplies! Can you guess again?"

Chu Han looked into the microphone and thought for a while, but he couldn't think of any presents. He secretly glanced at Lu Hao, who also turned his head to the side, deliberately not looking at him, so Chu Han had no choice but to say, "I won't come out. .”

Peng Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Miss Manners, please bring the present."

Two students wore cheongsams and brought something similar to an old saying to the stage. The scrolls were made of wood. Lu Hao suppressed a smile, put the two scrolls in Chu Han's hands, and said, "Mr. Chu, Let’s share your happiness with everyone first, how about when everyone spends happy time with you?”

How could Chu Han say otherwise?He proudly raised the scroll above his head, and pulled it away with great force. At this moment, there was a whole burst of laughter from the audience. This laughter lasted for more than ten seconds. Chu Han wanted to let go, but Lu Hao hurriedly said: "Don't move, don't move, the photographer will take a few more photos. Keep it as a souvenir." After speaking, Lu Hao stood beside Chu Han, and also put up a poss.Seeing Chu Han and Lu Hao's appearance, Peng Xiaoyu also bent over with a smile.

Almost laughing, Peng Xiaoyu said, "Do you want to know what is written on it?"

Chu Han put his hands down, and they just stopped in front of his chest. The photographer pressed the shutter several times in a row. Chu Han lowered his head, and saw the words on it: "Hungry and thirsty, refugee for talent education".

Chu Han proudly raised his head just now, and turned several angles to show the students in the audience!The most ridiculous thing is that Chu Han's current action is to lower his head, looking at the banner on his chest, stupidly speechless.

(End of this chapter)