Almighty teacher

Chapter 146 The Teacher of Roasted Sweet Potatoes
Chu Han kept tossing the roasted sweet potatoes with his hands, walked up to the podium, and shouted, "Let's go to class!"

The students sat down and looked at Chu Han on the podium. Chu Han looked down, almost all of them were girls, and said with a smile, "Your teacher is on leave. I'll come over to take a class."

Just as he was talking, a middle-aged lady walked towards the podium from the student's seat, Chu Han felt something was wrong, this woman looked familiar, when the woman walked in, Chu Han was a little silly, the woman said: "Mr. Chu, what are you doing? I didn't ask for leave, did I?"

"Ah!?" Chu Han said embarrassedly: "Mr. Zhang! This is your class! Dizzy! Dizzy!"

Teacher Zhang asked, "What's wrong? Did something happen?" Looking at the sweet potato in Chu Han's hand, he asked curiously, "What is this for? A prop?"

Chu Han froze for a moment, nodded, and said, "It's a prop! It's a prop! Where is Li Xin's class? I'm in the wrong class!" As soon as he said this, the students in the audience burst into laughter, and Chu Han's face was so full of laughter. When it became popular, Teacher Zhang said, "Li Xin's class is on the opposite side."

Chu Han: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I went wrong. You are busy with your work!" After finishing speaking, he hurriedly left the classroom, and there was another burst of laughter from behind. I don't know, to the extent that no one knows.

Walking into Li Xin's classroom, Chu Han was still a little scared. It was very quiet inside, and the students were all reading with their heads down. Chu Han walked up to the podium lightly, and whispered to the girl who was most scared, "Hey, classmate."

The girls in the first row raised their heads and saw Chu Han with excitement in their eyes, "Ms. Chu? Why are you?" As soon as these words came out, all the students raised their heads and looked at the podium.Only then did Chu Han remember the sweet potato in his hand, put it on the podium hastily, and asked, "Is Teacher Li Xin here?"

Student: "Ms. Li has something to do today, so I won't be here. What can you do with Mr. Li?"

Chu Han breathed a sigh of relief, straightened his waist and said, "It's okay, it's okay! I didn't go wrong this time. I came to substitute for you. I just walked to the opposite class. Teacher Zhang was discussing the problem with the students below. I didn't I saw that when I went in, I called for class, and Teacher Zhang would beat me up if I was scared.”

The students laughed happily. Chu Han was as good as the legend said, who can make people laugh loudly.

"You all study music!" Chu Han walked up and down on the podium with his hands behind his back, and said, "If you study music, you should eat more of this!" As he said, he picked up the sweet potato and took a bite. I want to eat it, and when I smell the aroma, I can't help but eat it. It was considered delicious when I was a child.

A girl stood up, "Teacher Chu, what does it matter if you learn music boxes and eat sweet potatoes?"

Chu Han hurriedly corrected: "This is not a sweet potato! This is not a sweet potato! This is an authentic sweet potato. Roasted sweet potatoes are delicious."

I missed a word, and hurriedly added: "Sweet potatoes are very tender and good for your throat. Do you want to try it?"

The girls below shook their heads. Chu Han simply sat down and started to eat. Halfway through the meal, Chu Han realized that Li Xin's students were all girls, not a single boy, and they were all prettier than the other. .

The sweet potatoes were almost eaten, and Chu Han asked, "Who is the class monitor?" A tall girl stood up, her eyes had turned black, and she was wearing a ponytail, "Teacher Chu, I am the class monitor."

Chu Han: "How can the class monitor take the vocal music class?"

The monitor said: "My name is Liu Lulu, you can call me by my first name. In vocal music class, the teacher will sing for us."

After hearing this, Chu Han started to sweat, and said, "That's singing! Do I want to sing for you?"

The students thought that Chu Han would just come and sit for a while, and then he would leave. No one thought that Chu Han would ask this question, and the whole class said together: "Sing!"

Chu Han really wanted to slap himself, his mouth was so cheap, "I'm not very good at singing, but I'm a very competent teacher. Since I'm substituting for you, I'll sing a little. Please forgive me if I don't sing well. After all, I didn't learn this!"

Thinking of a burst of applause, Chu Han said, "I have a little donkey, and I never ride it. One day I had a whim and I rode it to the market. I held a small leather whip in my hand, and I was so proud of myself. , fell into the mud"

After Chu Han's song was sung, the audience collapsed. The students who were learning Italian songs every day had a thorough understanding of what music is. Brother Han is Brother Han, and he does things differently. Five seconds later, the audience burst into applause.Chu Han was quite pleased with himself.

"I'm sorry! You can't sing well!" Chu Han blushed and said, "You guys just take it easy, I'm only at this level."

Liu Lulu smiled and said, "Mr. Chu, can you give us a Chinese lesson too? It's in ancient Chinese."

Chu Han thought for a while and said, "Well, I don't know what to say, I didn't bring a lesson plan."

A girl in the front row said with a smile: "Mr. Chu, don't lie. We all know that you never bring lesson plans with you in class. Even if you do, you put them on the table without even looking at them. We really I am very interested in you, do you want our monitor to marry you? You are willing to give us lectures?"

Liu Lulu: "Xiao Yu, don't talk nonsense! Be careful to hit you after class!"

Chu Han had nothing to do with these girls, so he sighed and said, "Then I'll just say a few words casually." After speaking, he turned around and wrote on the blackboard: The beauty in the dream, the world of mortals in the dream.

Just eight short words give people a very different artistic conception.The few students watching were silent, Chu Han turned around and said, "This is just a sentence, what would you think of?"

The girls were all silent, and no one expressed their opinions. Why did Chu Han write such a sentence? I don't know. Maybe it's the reason why Xuanxuan appeared in my dreams every day recently.Seeing that the students didn't respond, Chu Han encouraged him: "You are all girls, you should have a deeper understanding of these emotional words than I do."

Liu Lulu sighed, and said, "From the literal sense, Mr. Chu, you have a very painful thing in your heart, and it has something to do with a girl. Could it be that you have a crush on a girl and can only meet in a dream?"

Another girl said hastily: "Mr. Chu, you should confess your love bravely. Don't you know that Angela Chang has a very nice song? It's called "Can You Say It Bravely?" "

The girl in the front row went on to say: "Emotional matters cannot be forced. Let me tell you, our teacher Li Xin has a very good personality and a nice person. Maybe you can think about it. Really, you are sorry, we will help you." Matchmaker."

Liu Lulu continued: "Mr. Chu, you don't really like our teacher Li Xin, do you? I heard that you invited Teacher Li Xin to dinner and took her to a picnic before. This is true, right?"

Chu Han had the idea of ​​fainting, why are these students so sensitive?It's just eight words, but there is a scandal that she likes Li Xin. The girl in the front row saw Chu Han in a daze, and said with a smile: "Mr. Chu, don't worry, this matter is up to us. Teacher Li Xin will leave tomorrow." Come back, we will be successful right away." Speaking of this, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the students dispersed in a rush. Chu Han was dumbfounded. He knew the characters of these students very well, and they were all afraid of chaos.

"Squad leader! Squad leader no!; Liu Lulu" no matter what Chu Han called, Liu Lulu walked out of the classroom through the back door without looking back. Chu Han turned around and glanced at the words "beautiful in the dream, wake up in the world of dreams" on the blackboard and sighed. Shaking his head, he left the classroom. The next day, Chu Han regretted it so much, why didn't he just erase the eight characters?
Back in the office, Chu Han leaned back on the chair and fell asleep. Lu Hao knocked on Chu Han's desk and said, "Brother Han! Brother Han! The school leaders want to listen to your class!"

Chu Han opened his eyes, looked at Lu Hao, and said indifferently, "Just listen to it! Isn't it Huang Xiaoli!"

Lu Hao: "It's not Director Huang, it's Fenghua's teacher who wants to attend the class, and there are also personnel from the H City Education Bureau. You have to be careful."

Chu Han sat up from his seat with a "thump", "It's over!"

Peng Xiaoyu on the opposite side was conceiving his own oil painting. Chu Han was taken aback and asked, "What's wrong? What's the end?"

Chu Han said innocently: "I haven't prepared the lesson yet, so I'm going to listen to it this afternoon? What did I say?"

Lu Hao pointed to his watch and said, "It's only one o'clock now, and there are still three hours until the afternoon. I know how fast your lesson preparation is. Come on! If you don't have anything to come out in the afternoon." Huang Xiaoli walked in and said to Chu Han, "Mr. Chu, people from the Education Bureau will attend the class this afternoon. I chose yours. This time you represent the level of all the teachers in the school."

Chu Han pointed at Huang Xiaoli, "Why don't you find someone else?"

Huang Xiaoli said with a smile: "Who made you so popular? Who in the whole city doesn't know you now? I can't help it. You were elected by the school leaders. You should prepare. If you speak well, I will give you a double bonus. If you hum Humph!"

"Fuck! You're going to deduct my bonus again!"

Huang Xiaoli and Peng Xiaoyu made a goodbye gesture and left the office.

Chu Han opened "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "36 Strategies" and turned around, but he didn't see the chapters he wanted, and his mind was in a mess.Recalling the scene of the "Preface to the Pavilion of the King of Teng" last time, the effect was not bad, and Chu Han found an ancient document from high school to look at it.

(End of this chapter)