Almighty teacher

Chapter 168 Unlucky Ding Xiaodou
"Chu Han! What the hell is inside of you?" Huang Xiaoli stood on the podium relentlessly: "Will you give it? I have the right to check!"

Chu Han: "I also have the right not to examine you, you don't sleep well in the morning, why are you running around?"

Huang Xiaoli: "What tools did you just say? I want to protect the safety of all teachers and students. You must show me."

Chu Han: "You believe what I say? The pants chain is open!"

Huang Xiaoli really looked down, and Chu Han took the opportunity to hold the box and ran out of the classroom door, not forgetting to shout loudly: "I will send it to you this afternoon. Let's go to class first!"

Chu Han ran from the front door and headed straight for the back door. Huang Xiaoli knew that she had been cheated, so she blushed and chased after her. Chu Han counted the time, and just as Huang Xiaoli left the front door, Chu Han came in from behind. Running up the stairs, Chu Han swaggered up to the podium. The students were dumbfounded. What kind of teacher and director is this?

"Zhao Hu! Come up and send something!" Chu Han took out a walkie-talkie and a wireless earphone. It was very small, not much bigger than a digital watch, and he carried it on his hand.Headphones are similar to cotton balls that can be plugged directly into the ears.

Zhao Hu held the walkie-talkie which was similar to an electronic watch and asked, "Brother Han, what is this?"

Chu Han: "This is high technology, hurry up and distribute it, I want to see if it works well."

Zhao Hu gave half to Ding Xiaodou, and the two of them distributed it side by side. Chu Han held a walkie-talkie with two buttons and one switch on it. It didn't seem too difficult.

"This is the most advanced walkie-talkie!" Chu Han closed the classroom door, and said, "During the exam, multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions will pass this to tell you the answers. tell you."

"Brother Han! This one doesn't work for me!" Lei Xiaoshuai brought his walkie-talkie to the podium and said, "Why is there no sound?"

Chu Han took it over, blowing and knocking on the walkie-talkie, and muttered, "This is all new, why doesn't it work? What's going on? Did you get scammed?"

After working for a long time, there was no reason for it. Just when he was about to throw it away, Chu Han pointed to the switch and said, "Is there anything wrong? The switch is not turned on here, and I still want to talk. Go back and study it, and then come to me to complain. gosh!"

Lei Xiaoshuai: "You didn't tell me that this thing has a switch. You said it was high-tech. I thought it had a sensor."

Chu Han was completely speechless, Zaigao was not so tall.

"Little Douding! Go take your walkie-talkie and go to the toilet in the corridor. Talk inside and see if you can hear me."

Ding Xiaodou said very dissatisfied: "Why should I go? You should go. I'll listen here."

Chu Han: "Hurry up! Hurry up! I want to share with everyone here, you are content, when I give you the answer, I will squat in the toilet for more than an hour, and I am not so constipated!"

Ding Xiaodou was very dissatisfied, took the walkie-talkie to the toilet, and shouted: "Brother Han! You bastard."

The students in the classroom all laughed, and Ding Xiaodou said over there: "Sorry! I thought you couldn't hear me so far away. Next time I won't call you an asshole!"

Chu Han's face turned green, and he said, "You go to the bathroom on the twentieth floor, you go to the bathroom on the first floor, you go to the flower bed of the school, it's not bad, you can hear it from these places, and the signal is also very good. You can come back!"

After waiting for a long time, Ding Xiaodou did not come up. Chu Han yelled into the walkie-talkie: "Xiao Douding, what's wrong with you? Why haven't you come up yet? Class is about to start, come back quickly."

Ding Xiaodou: "Brother Hanhan, don't worry, I won't be late."

The forty students in the class were all playing on the walkie-talkie. When they heard Ding Xiaodou's words, everyone fell silent. Chu Han asked, "Where are you? Why are you out of breath? First Day is Lu Hao's class, right?"

Ding Xiaodou: "Brother Hao is behind me. The school has a power outage and we are climbing the stairs. Now we are on the 25th floor."

Chu Han: "Ah, that's it! Congratulations! Congratulations!"

"Brother Han!" Ding Xiaodou was out of breath, and suddenly called Chu Han sonorously and forcefully, which made Chu Han panic, "I, I, I want to say something to you"

Chu Han: "Say it! Tell it! Is it a last word or something? Take it easy!"

Ding Xiaodou said to the walkie-talkie: "Brother Han, you really are nothing"

"Haha" the whole class burst into laughter.Chu Han also laughed "hehe", Ding Xiaodou was tortured by himself a lot!That guy Lu Hao must have been in such a miserable situation because he didn't have time to come back from dinner in the morning!Ha ha!
Chu Han stood on the podium with his hands behind his back and said, "That guy Lu Hao probably has nothing to do in this morning's class, so he can review it by himself." After speaking, Chu Han turned off the walkie-talkie and was about to leave. Turning my head back, "I tell you. During the exam, you can only listen to it. I will read the answer to each question twice, so don't ask!"

Lei Xiaoshuai: "Brother Han, you have a problem with Mandarin, and you have a big tongue, you'd better find a buddy with standard pronunciation to read it!"

Chu Han: ...

Inside the office door, Lu Hao lay still on the table as soon as he entered the door. Chu Han pretended to be surprised and asked, "Lu Hao, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Hao: "I climbed up forty floors. I was almost exhausted! The elevator suddenly lost power, and it is said that it will take all morning."

Chu Han: "Impossible. I just took the elevator up. And there was no notice. It will be over in a while. No one in the elevator can get out. How can it be stopped at once." Just as he was talking, the entire office The lights are all cold, and Ding Xiaodou is crying in the classroom.In the office, Lu Hao pointed to the lamp: "Who opened the switch? Quickly turn it off for me."

Chu Han looked at the poor Lu Hao, and suppressed a smile. Peng Xiaoyu sat opposite Chu Han, "I'll call you tomorrow morning, okay?"

Chu Han: "Huh? Call? What are you doing?"

Peng Xiaoyu was very dissatisfied and said, "Didn't you agree? Let's go to the playground. I haven't played in a long time."

Chu Han: "Okay! Tell me in advance, don't force me to play things that I don't play. I will be afraid."

Peng Xiaoyu: "I'm not afraid of what are you afraid of? You don't have to wait for me for lunch. My teacher is here from Shanghai. I'll pick him up at the airport and see you tomorrow." After speaking, Peng Xiaoyu left the office. the gang.

Sitting in front of the table bored, Chu Han suddenly felt that life was so plain, so plain that it was so boring and depressing. This is how real life is. Boring makes people go crazy.

Tang Yishuai hugged the computer to fight the landlord, and Lu Hao leaned on the chair to rest. He was just such an idle person. On the other hand, he fell over, but he didn't know what to do. When he was bored, Huang Xiaoli walked in and threw it on Chu Han's side. A piece of paper, Chu Han: "What are you doing? Did you fall in love with me? You actually wrote it clearly for me? How convenient is it to send text messages?"

Hearing the love letter, Tang Yishuai raised his head, "Chu Han, read it out and listen to see how Director Huang's literary talent is."

"Love you!" Huang Xiaoli sat opposite Chu Han, "These three people will be transferred to your class next Tuesday, and I have already sent the information to your mailbox."

Chu Han opened the mailbox, the first person was Liu Yanhong, born in [-], majoring in music, she didn't look very pretty.The second person is Jiang Xue, who majored in Chinese. Chu Han was a little guilty, and he was so oily. A college student from the Chinese Department, how could he have a place to eat? "Beauty, can Jiang Xue be assigned to another class?"

"What's the matter? Are you scared?" Huang Xiaoli knew that Chu Han's stomach was full of oil and water, "The other classes are not allowed to go in, they are students who can't get along with Fenghua, and you will have another little brother in the future! It's too many Two younger sisters and one younger brother."

Chu Han: "You're not going to arrange some undercover agents for me, are you? I really didn't do anything bad."

Huang Xiaoli, "The undercover agent is the third one, the one named Chen Wenhao. This student has some problems and was expelled from Fenghua Academy for no reason. I checked his previous information. In the first semester of his freshman year, he dated three classmates. Beating one disabled, participating in a brawl in society, three of the opponents were seriously injured and two died."

"Murderer!" Chu Han was even more dissatisfied. "What do you do for me with such a student?"

Huang Xiaoli said: "I am afraid that such a student can only be arranged for you. Do you think there is any teacher in the whole school who can control such a student? Knowing that you are amazing! Work hard."

Chu Han: "I don't care about any accidents. I will tell you in advance that Lin Daqiang and Zhao Hu in my class are not easy to mess with. There is also Ding Xiaodou who is afraid of chaos in the world. If I guess correctly, there must be something wrong." occur."

Huang Xiaoli said indifferently: "You can do whatever you like! I can't control that much anymore! You can analyze it yourself. By the way! It's a holiday in the afternoon, so remember to come to the exam on time on Monday!"

On Saturday morning, before Chu Han got up, he received a call from Peng Xiaoyu. Peng Xiaoyu said very simply, "Chu Han, open the door for me."

Chu Han asked in a daze, "What's opening the door? Where are you?"

"I'm at your door!" Peng Xiaoyu shouted, "Hurry up and open the door!"

Chu Han: "Wait! Wait! Do you know where my home is?"

Peng Xiaoyu, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? You just need to open the door!" Chu Han panicked, walked out of the bedroom, and saw a few fluffy slippers in the living room, and Ye Qiuling hanging on the balcony. The world is in chaos!

(End of this chapter)