Almighty teacher

Chapter 17 Fuck!Beauty tricked

Chu Han's face was pale on the ground, and after a few minutes, he finally got better. Ye Qiuling squatted beside Chu Han, not knowing what to do.

"Why are you spying on me sleeping?"

Seeing that Chu Han was fine, Ye Qiuling said confidently, "What are you doing? Who sees you sleeping, you're narcissistic."

"Obviously you are lying in front of me, and when I open my eyes, it is your face. No wonder dreams are nightmares!"

"You..." Ye Qiuling stood up, raised her feet again, Chu Han stood up with a "whoosh", he could see how powerful Ye Qiuling was, and looked at her without speaking. "Forget it, I don't care about you anymore, I'm fine today, let's go shopping."

"Shopping?" Chu Han looked at Ye Qiuling.With a puzzled look on his face: "What's there to do?"

"I forgot to tell you. Tomorrow, which is Sunday, my mother will come to see me. Then you can pretend to be my boyfriend. Remember your name. Your name is Zhang Qiang. I work in an advertising company and earn 27 a month. So-so, [-] years old this year, loves to eat tomatoes, is not very busy at get off work every week, and can get off work at six o'clock in the evening"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Chu Han said four "stop" words in one breath. "What is it? Why should I pretend to be your boyfriend? It's inexplicable. At most, I'm not at home when your mother comes."

"No!" Ye Qiuling said domineeringly: "You have to help me, and tomorrow, you have to chat with my mother, don't dislike her nagging, and don't show an impatient expression."

"Why?" Chu Han was so depressed.The phone rang again, and Chu Han picked up the mobile phone that could be regarded as an antique: "Hey, what's the matter?"

Leng Ruoxi on the phone said softly, "I'm sorry, I drank too much yesterday, didn't I lose my composure?"

"Don't worry about it, it's okay. I haven't been this happy for a long time, so don't worry about it."

"Didn't I say anything to upset you? I was a little bit surprised to see you leave without saying goodbye in the morning"

"Don't think too much, I didn't hear the phone call just now, I was sleeping"

"Then you go to sleep, take advantage of the weekend to have a good rest, I will find you again when I have time."

Leng Ruoxi hung up the phone, and found that Ye Qiuling had not returned to her room, so she breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards her room. "Chu Han" whispered delicately.

Chu Han turned around and saw that Ye Qiuling almost vomited blood, and saw Ye Qiuling standing at the door in a swimsuit, Chu Han froze on the spot, completely not impressed by Ye Qiuling's perfect figure, which was as perfect as Leng Ruoxi's.

When Chu Han was in a daze, Ye Qiuling walked to Chu Han's side step by step with cat steps, and hugged Chu Han's neck: "Honey, from today onwards, you are my boyfriend." After finishing speaking, she rested her head on Chu Han's shoulder , Chu Han froze there like an idiot, Ye Qiuling's thighs flicked back and forth in Chu Han's crotch.

"You...you...what are you going to do?" Chu Han could hardly speak coherently.

Ye Qiuling pretended to be cute and sexy and said: "You just agree, I begged you once and you refused me, do you know how bad you are. Just this time it's not good, you talk! Say it! "

"Don't be like this, I'm afraid I'll make a mistake"

"You have to promise others, and you will make mistakes if you make mistakes!" Ye Qiuling intensified, and moved her hand down.

Chu Han instinctively hugged Ye Qiuling with his backhand, and grabbed Ye Qiuling with his hand.Ye Qiuling said coquettishly in Chu Han's arms: "Are you going to help others or not? Tell me!"

"Help! Help!" Chu Han smelled the fragrance of Ye Qiuling's body, nodded foolishly and said, "Help you!"

When Ye Qiuling heard this, she jumped out of Chu Han's arms, "You mean what you say!" Then she bounced back to her room.Chu Han suddenly realized a problem, "Fuck! I fell into a beauty trap!"

After breakfast, Ye Qiuling took Chu Han and left the house.

"The couple went shopping early in the morning?" the driver chatted with Chu Han who was sitting in the passenger seat while driving.

"Being forced to do nothing!" Chu Han said with some words.

"Be content, buddy, who made us men? Women are used to coax, Huang Hong said, the husband should change his name to pay the bill. If I didn't run out early today, I would also be dragged by my wife to go shopping , I would rather run a few more laps than go shopping with her. At least I can still sit when I get out of the car and go shopping with my wife, with a big bag and a small bag. I wish I could hang a bag around my neck and go home. On the way home, She still has to think about where to go shopping next time!"

Ye Qiuling who was sitting in the back looked out the window without saying a word.Chu Han suddenly sighed: "It's really not too early to get married!"

"Yo! You're newly married, right? At my age, you already know the pain of marriage."

"Okay! I have experience, and I will definitely not marry early next time."

The driver was sweating all over, and said to Chu Han in a low voice: "Your wife is behind, how dare you mention it next time?"

"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!" Chu Han said righteously: "The big deal is that you won't be allowed to go to bed when you go home."

"Haha" the driver and Chu Han laughed together.Arrived at a hundred shopping malls.

"How much is the master?"

"Little brother, we hit it off quite well. Just give me some gas money. Let's give it five yuan."

"Okay!" Chu Han took out five yuan and got out of the car with no humility at all.Ye Qiuling walked into the shopping mall holding Chu Han's arm.Regardless of whether there is any relationship between men and women, girls like to hold someone's arm when they go shopping. This seems to be the commonality of all girls. It is inherent, and it may also be a habit developed by wearing high heels. One arm is always comfortable, at least you don't have to worry about falling and no one coming.

"They asked you to give five yuan and you gave five yuan? I saw that it was 17 yuan on the watch! That's too impolite."

"Why should you be polite? I chatted with him a lot during this journey, and I wasted a lot of water. You see, the driver took a sip of tea for a while, and then sipped it for a while. What do I have? Besides, the great leader Mao taught us not to take advantage of the bastards!"

"Huh?" Ye Qiuling made a long sound, "Did *** ever say that?"

Chu Han scratched his head, changed the subject and said, "Is there anything you don't know, look, there is a clothes seller in front, go in and have a look?"

This time it was Ye Qiuling's turn to be surprised again, "Are you really going in? Alright! Why don't you accompany me to the store in front?"

When Chu Han looked up, he was dumbfounded. Just casually pointing at it, it turned out to be a shop.

Since everything was said, Chu Han had no choice but to bite the bullet and walked in. Chu Han didn't know much about women, especially women. The storefront was not very big, and there were many ladies standing inside, some of them were college students, and some were white-collar workers. After seeing Chu Han come in, they all blushed a little. It was the first time in Chu Han's life that he entered such a place, and he almost fainted from fright.It was only later that I realized that what I had walked into was an international brand store.

Ye Qiuling kept staring at all kinds of things.

Chu Han has always been thick-skinned, and he also put on a face.

"Sir, do you want to choose one for your wife?" The waiter didn't see Ye Qiuling, thinking that Chu Han was alone. "A style that is very popular recently. The goods that arrived just yesterday were sent from France."

Chu Han looked at it, and the corner of his mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.

"What kind of store does a big man go to?" A woman laughed and muttered, "Pervert!"

After hearing this, Chu Han turned around and looked at the middle-aged lady. "I'm not a pervert, I'm an expert. Expert, I'm from France for clothing design, don't look at my behavior with your low-speed eyes, it's unscientific. Don't think that only women can enter the store." Chu Han said this When he spoke, his face remained unchanged, which shows how high his level of lying is.

"Also an expert! I think you are a perverted bookmaker!"

"Please don't call me, call me a sex fairy. It's the lowest level. I'm lustful, so I study women, and I can create more beautiful things." Chu Han's words attracted everyone's attention, Ye Qiuling Standing in the crowd, he was a little anxious, but he was too embarrassed to help, and Chu Han didn't fall into any predicament now.

"You research? What's the name? You can't tell the truth, it's pure, pervert!"

Chu Han was very angry in his heart, but he didn't show it.

"Ma'am, yours is very unqualified. Not only does it not reflect the beauty of your body, but it makes you uncomfortable!"

"Why do I make people look uncomfortable?" The middle-aged woman stared at Chu Han.

Chu Han said in a gentle manner: "Ma'am, you are wearing business attire, you should be a white-collar worker, but have you found out that your outfit is not right? Certainly not. If you find out, you will not wear it like this. There is something wrong with you." .”

"You have a problem"

"Don't be impatient. Listen to me slowly." Chu Han continued unhurriedly: "Professional attire is generally a kind of well-fitting outerwear, such as your trousers, which are made of a very thin fabric. Cloth is very uncomfortable to wear in summer, but you ignore one point, the thinner the fabric, the easier it is to let yourself out, when you bend down or do it, your luggage will be completely seen, this is It's not a perfect match."

Speaking of this, the lady's face turned red, and many people's eyes were on her. Chu Han felt a little pleasure in his heart, and Ye Qiuling covered her mouth in the crowd, afraid that others would see her snickering.

Chu Handeli continued: "Wearing this kind of business attire, the best match is ***, so that others will not pay attention to your buttocks, and you won't feel embarrassed on some occasions. But *** is not suitable for long hair either. I don’t wear it when I’m at home, as wearing it for a long time will have an impact on the body, and it will also affect the appearance of the vulva.”

After Chu Han made a fuss, a woman actually asked, "What do you think is considered superior?"

"Hi lady, there are three aspects to the so-called superiority. The first is the fabric. Good fabrics do not harm the skin. Nowadays, many synthetic fiber fabrics are very harmful to the human body. After wearing them for a long time, the skin will swell. Little red bumps, followed by styling, why do women choose some fun? The less these fabrics, the more expensive, it is entirely because of women's vanity, many women think that they are very attractive in their clothes, so they often choose these, no matter what A lot of money, to put it bluntly, don’t you wear it just to show your husband? Could it be that someone is running naked in the street in sexy clothes?”

After Chu Han blew for more than half an hour, there was a burst of warm applause from the crowd of ladies. What did Chu Han actually say?He didn't know it himself, a middle-aged woman walked up to Chu Han with a smile: "Hello, I am the branch of LiseCharmel China endorsement. Thank you for your explanation just now, it makes me, a shop owner who has been in the industry for many years, feel ashamed Not as good."

"You're welcome, I happened to pass by here too." Chu Han didn't know anything about the Lise Charmel that the lady was talking about. It was only when Ye Qiuling told him that it was the most famous brand in France.

"May I hire you as a consultant for my shop?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, I have my own job." After Chu Han finished speaking, he bent down apologetically. People who don't know must think that Chu Han has been in foreign countries for many years, pretending to be exactly like a gentleman.

"Since you have another job, please accept this." The shopkeeper gave Chu Han a card: "This is a limited edition Lise Charmel membership card for gold card members. You can get a [-]% discount on anything. During the event, at least you can It’s sold at a [-]% discount, I’ve been doing it for ten years, and France only authorized two gold cards for me.”

Seeing the membership card, Ye Qiuling's eyes lit up, she walked to Chu Han's side and took Chu Han's arm, and said coquettishly, "Honey, let's go to another store. Thank you boss for the membership card." , As a result, the membership card in the hands of the shopkeeper.

Chu Han had no interest in that card, but Ye Qiuling was different, and couldn't keep her mouth shut until night.

After a day of shopping, Chu Han carried more than a dozen large and small bags, lying on the floor of the living room, unwilling to get up.

Ye Qiuling embraced Chu Han's hand. "My dear French gentleman husband, let's go downstairs to buy groceries, my mother can't leave the refrigerator empty tomorrow"

"What? Still going downstairs to buy vegetables!" Chu Han almost fainted.

Ye Qiuling pretended to be cute again, Chu Han was completely dizzy!
(End of this chapter)