Almighty teacher

Chapter 20 Mysterious Gift

Chu Han put down the package in his hand, turned around and leaned on the sitting position, and looked at the two people who were "provoking the teacher to ask the crime" behind him. "What are you talking about? What did I do to Huang Xiaoli? Why does this sound a bit wrong!"

"Blame me, blame me!" Lu Hao hurriedly changed his words: "You didn't do anything to Huang Xiaoli? Did Huang Xiaoli do anything to you?"

"It's even more impossible!" Chu Han looked aggrieved. "What can he do to me? It's only a few minutes!"

"No!" Tang Yishuai asked excitedly: "Why would Huang Xiaoli pour water for Lao Lu? How could she help me pick up the book? It's too abnormal! You must have done something! No! Anyway, you just now"

"Hey! The more you talk, the more outrageous it is! We really didn't do anything! She is fine, why do you say she is abnormal! Boring! Go back and work on you, I want to open this mysterious package, I don't know what's inside something!"

"Let's watch together!" Lu Hao seemed very interested in this.

Chu Han slowly opened the package, the last layer was a small box.

"N96!" Lu Hao and Tang Yishuai shouted in unison!Lu Hao looked at the phone and said enviously: "This phone costs more than 1 yuan. Nokia is the main product!"

Lu Hao looked at it for a while, then handed it to Tang Yishuai. Tang Yishuai turned on the MP3 player. The sound quality was much better than his own. There was also a letter in the package. The letter was not written, but printed out with a computer.

Teacher Chu, I hope you like this phone. I'm afraid you won't accept it, so I bought it on Taobao without using my real name.You don't have to look for me anymore, as long as you like this phone, even if I didn't buy it for nothing!Signature: Your student.

After watching it for a long time, Chu Han picked up his mobile phone and called the consignor.The consignor's name is Li Qiang, from Shanxi.

"Hello, is this Mr. Li?"

"It's me, who are you?"

"My name is Chu Han. I received a Nokia N96 mobile phone from you this morning, but I didn't place an order. You are the shipper, so you must know who bought it?"

"Oh! Hello! This mobile phone was indeed sent by me, but it is strange to say that I opened a shop on Taobao, and suddenly an account added me the day before yesterday. I wanted to buy a mobile phone, and I didn't trade through Taobao. I was surprised. I didn't want to It was for sale, but the other party took the initiative to send the money to my bank card. Now that the money has arrived, I have no reason not to be angry. I don’t know who it is. By the way, there is a letter inside, which the other party asked me to print out .You saw it! Having such a student, I really envy you!"

"Excuse me!" Chu Han hung up the phone, lost in thought, who gave this?
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out why, so I simply put the phone aside and started to read the best Chinese military book "Sun Tzu's Art of War".Most of them are written in classical Chinese. Although there are annotations below, Chu Han is still a little dizzy.

Arranged according to the name of the plan, there are six sets in total, victory plan, enemy plan, attack plan, alliance plan, and defeat plan. Each set contains six strategies, a total of 36.

But the best plan, Chu Han knows it even if he doesn't look at it, it's best to go!If you can't fight, just run away. After much deliberation, Sun Wu is really a bully. He can describe such a wretched escape as a superior plan, ranking first among the 36 strategies. Although it is mentioned at the end, smart people know that this is the best plan. of!
There is nothing unusual in the morning, bragging B worships the fire.At noon, I had a big sleep in the dormitory arranged by the school. Li Tie and Liu Gang only showed up in the afternoon, and their classes were relatively loose.

"Get up for class!" Li Tie pawed at Chu Han. "Hurry up and get ready. It's not that good to be late on the first day."

Chu Han's eyes were soft, he really didn't know how to do this theory class, this was his first time teaching.

Chu Han returned to the office and found his "lesson preparation" notebook, and went to the teacher with a copy of "Sun Tzu's Art of War".There are a lot of people below, a hundred or so is not a small number, the whole classroom is only this big, it can be said that there are no empty seats.

Chu Han stepped onto the podium and looked down at the crowd. The expressions of each student were different.Lin Daqiang's typical gloating behavior.Waiting for Chu Han to make a fool of himself.Zhao Hu looked expectant, and Ding Xiaodou's eyes lit up!Sun Changhong was still dressed sexy and enchanting, and Li Xiaolu was quietly out of tune with the surrounding environment.

With a sound of "snap!", Chu Han threw the book on the podium, and the place fell silent immediately.Chu Han didn't speak, and there was no expression on his face.Pick up the chalk, turn around and write on the blackboard "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and 36 strategies!My head was sweating while I was writing, and I just tried to keep my hands from shaking.

After finishing writing, there was a burst of applause from below.Chu Han still doesn't know what's going on.A text message entered the phone, it was sent by Ding Xiaodou, it was very simple: Brother Han, the chalk writing is so handsome!
Chu Han smiled faintly.It eased the tense atmosphere.

"Good fellowship, today is the first day of class. This semester, we are majoring in "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and 36 Strategies. I wonder how many of you are familiar with "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and 36 Strategies?"

"Teacher, I know!" Ding Xiaodou was the first to stand up and said, ""Sun Tzu's Art of War" was written by Sun Wu. The 36 tricks include the empty city trick, the beauty trick, and the trick of turning the tiger away from the mountain."

Ding Xiaodou talked for a while, and some people started laughing below.

"Let me add something!" Li Xiaolu stood up and said, ""Sun Tzu's Art of War" is also known as "Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Wu Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Sun Tzu's Art of War", etc. It is one of the classic Chinese military cultural heritages. Brilliant treasure is an important part of China's excellent cultural tradition. Its content is broad and profound, its thoughts are profound and rich, and its logic is rigorous. The author is Sun Wu, a native of Qi in the late Spring and Autumn Period. It is the earliest military book in China!" After Li Xiaolu finished speaking, they grouped The girls applauded.

Chu Han also admired this talented woman from the bottom of his heart, who knew more details than himself.After talking for a long time, Chu Han said with a smile on his face: "Today, what we have learned is a special strategy among the 36 strategies. In a fashionable way, it is the best strategy. Do you know which one it is?"

"Take the bottom of the pot!" Someone shouted below: "This trick will kill you immediately, just like the slapping legs taught by Brother Han. It must have evolved from this trick."

Chu Han felt like vomiting blood.

"Beauty trick!" Lin Daqiang stood up and said, "I used this trick to make my son kill my father."

Zhao Hu couldn't help but said: "That's Wang Yun, I'll go back and see the Three Kingdoms if I have nothing to do, and I'm still showing off with no ink in my stomach!" The girls burst into laughter.Lin Daqiang turned his head and glared at Zhao Hu, Zhao Hu did not show weakness, and looked straight at Lin Daqiang.

"The 36 plan is the best!" Sun Changhong stood up, and said in a charming voice, "Mr. Chu, aren't you going to teach us how to escape today?"

Chu Han snapped his fingers. "Smart!" Secretly admired Sun Changhong's scheming, Antai was not an easy woman. "Today is to teach you how to escape. When it comes to escaping, this is also a science. I am dissatisfied with you, saying that when I was in high school, I fought with my classmates and was blocked by more than a dozen people at the school gate. The mop pole was broken, and I walked out of the school with half of it in my hand. I beat the shit out of ten people!" Chu Han said a bit exaggeratedly, there were indeed, but not a dozen, at most five or six. "When they were fighting, they started to get scared. With so many people running together, how could I catch up? So I started fighting as a leader. That kid must be a good runner!"

"I chased him for 500 meters. This kid runs faster than a rabbit. He even looks for places with a lot of people to run. Where there is a lot of traffic, he will go there? He can die, but I can't!" Chu Han blew with spittle. stand up. "Finally, I finally found out that this kid is very good at running, and I have to admire him. Just imagine, how cool it would be if he ran into a small alley with no one, or into a dead end!"

The whole class collapsed completely.Having such a teacher is pure helplessness!
When get out of class was about to end, one Li Xiaolu stood up and said, "Are we going to do what the teacher promised us?"

"Of course!" Chu Han patted his chest and said, "I mean what I say, what's wrong?"

"This Sunday is Xuanxuan's concert, promise us the tickets"

"We want to too!" The boy group also erupted.The only one who was quiet in the audience was Sun Changhong. She was still sitting there indifferently, her eyes showed a maturity that no one else had, and her mind should be quite sharp.

"Students, listen to me!" Chu Han looked helpless, "Xuanxuan and I are just ordinary friends, not what you think."

"Nonsense! We're all hugging each other, and we still refuse to admit it"

"It's just a few tickets! It's not a big deal! Don't be so stingy."

"If you don't help us, your words don't count, rascal"

Words like this kept coming up one after another, and this time it was Chu Han's turn to be helpless. "Stop arguing! I'll let you go! Depressed, how come you group of fans are here! Isn't he a star! What's the big deal. I can get the tickets for you"

"The ones in the front row" came to mind again from the audience.Chu Han really wanted to kill this little bastard.

"Three hundred tickets for the front row, one hundred for the back row! Those who want tickets will pay tomorrow!" Chu Han finally had an idea, this is a good opportunity to make money, these bastards have nothing but money.

"Deal!" The following yelled, which was the end of the debate. It was only later that Chu Han realized that he had lost a lot of money. The tickets for the front row of the concert were more than 800 yuan, and the tickets for the second row cost more than [-] yuan.

Just as Chu Han was about to leave the classroom, he suddenly remembered about the mobile phone. If he asked in public, no one would admit it. Since everyone is anonymous, it is really difficult to find out.

After thinking about it, forget it, packed up "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and Chu Han left the school.It was still very early, and he wandered towards Xiao Hei. After walking a few steps, he found a man standing on the side of the road, wearing a black suit, leaning against a big tree by the side of the road. Chu Han felt familiar at first, as if he had seen him somewhere However, after thinking about it carefully, isn't this Zheng Lei's bodyguard Zhao Yi!Specifically, it should be a killer.

Killer!Think of a killer!Chu Han panicked a little. Did the other party find out that he did it?Impossible, I worked very neatly that night, and it took me only a dozen seconds to meet each other.And if he wears a helmet, how can the other party see himself clearly.After thinking about it for a while, Chu Han's heart turned violent, whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a disaster that could not be avoided!He strode forward.Zhao Yi also saw Chu Han, his body leaning against the tree swayed, and stopped opposite Chu Han, and the two of them stared at each other for a second.

They didn't speak to each other, but they both understood what was going on.Chu Han wasn't sure if he was Zhao Yi's opponent. He even had a gun on his body. Zhao Yi's marksmanship had been taught to Chu Han before. In this situation, there was no way to escape.

Zhao Yi was not in a hurry to reveal anything.Still looking into Chu Han's eyes, his own eyes were hidden behind the sunglasses.This made Chu Han feel even more mysterious.

"Chu Han?" After a few minutes, Zhao Yi asked in a questioning tone.

"You are Zhao Yi!"

"Haha" Zhao Yi suddenly laughed wildly.Taking off his glasses and kicking them into the pocket of his suit, Chu Han kept staring at the opponent's hand, afraid that he would suddenly pull out a gun or something, and he didn't even have the chance to fight back. Even if he didn't fight back, he should run a few steps, who wants to Standing and waiting to die?

After a burst of laughter, Chu Han froze in place stupidly.

(End of this chapter)