Almighty teacher

Chapter 209 "Iron Pants"

Only the trembling sound of the ground was heard, and the whole lecture table spread out. The moment Chu Han sat on the ground, before he could call Chu Han, he heard Wang Sanjiao howling like a wolf. The students stared and watched. Wang Sanjiao jumped up from the ground with a piece of wood on it. Fortunately, the desk was made of that kind of wood. If it were a whole piece, the four people would have to stick it together.

Chu Han turned his head and saw that the left hemisphere of Wang San's foot was bleeding. Looking carefully, a thumbtack was stuck on it. He was about to stand up when Dean Wang felt it behind him, got up slowly, and supported the big man. Fatty leader: "Are you okay?"

The leader looked displeased and said, "What kind of shit are you doing? What's going on here?"

Seeing the leader delivering the goods, Chu Han stood up from the ground, turned around, and faced the students, only to see the words "No. 302" written on the back of the board. From then on, Chu Han got another nickname, "302".

"You fat man, accompany me on the podium, did you make a mistake? You don't wait for us to go down, and then look at the podium? You are still angry here!" After saying a few words, I felt that the strength was not enough, Chu Han continued: "You don't know how fat you are? Is this desk able to bear it? I'm not angry when I sit on my desk, but you are angry! Did you make a mistake?"

Dean Wang walked up to Chu Han, not daring to offend him, he could only say, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will pay you the desk."

The fat man said: "You put glue on the table? Why didn't you say so earlier? Do you guys like to play with this kind of thing?"

No matter what Dean Wang said, he could only apologize and said with a smile: "This"

Chu Han jumped behind the big fat man, pulled the wooden board on the big fat man, and said, "Give me back the desk, don't even think about taking any grass or tree away from me." As he spoke, Chu Han held the wooden board with both hands, and held the wooden board with one foot. Stuck on the fat man, with all his strength, Dean Wang was so frightened that his eyes almost fell out, he hurried forward and pulled Chu Han's hand, trying to make Chu Han let go.

Just when Dean Wang's hand touched Chu Han, Chu Han just succeeded, and only heard a "stab".The fat man's trousers were broken, revealing a black, the whole thing was exposed.

Chu Han shouted: "Dean Wang, thank you! Thank you! If it weren't for you, I really don't know if I can get it done!"

Dean Wang's face turned green, why did this Chu Han frame him?Wang Sanjiao ran away, clutching his hands, and now Chu Han had framed him again. If the leader blamed him, he would be the biggest victim.

Chu Han said to Zhao Hu: "Hurry up, a few people, gesture at the desk, who was recording just now? It will be put in the group sharing of our class later. Brothers, I will flash first!"

After finishing speaking, Chu Han ran out of the classroom in a hurry. When he was at the door, he still didn't forget to hold Huang Xiaoli. Huang Xiaoli was still in shock, and when she got into the elevator, Chu Han couldn't stop laughing.Huang Xiaoli gave him a blank look, and said, "You made it so big this time, what do you want to do? Offended the dean of Fenghua College, do you still want to live a good life?"

Chu Han said disdainfully: "He hasn't touched my capital yet, don't worry, nothing will happen. Leave the tragedy to Dean Wang himself! I don't have time to think so much now, and I still have a wooden plank!"

Huang Xiaoli said: "Go to the dormitory first! Someone will come to see what you are doing later. Those leaders are not easy to mess with. If the education bureau's hat is on their head, they can crush you to death."

"Go away!" Chu Han said indifferently: "You should take a look at the nail on your uncle. It will probably be constipated for several days." After thinking for a while, he said: "Wrong! You sat on the nail, It doesn’t necessarily mean constipation, it may cause hemorrhoids, what kind of medicine is that? I don’t know how much it costs, so you should prepare in advance!”

Huang Xiaoli kicked Chu Han, "You die!" She walked out of the elevator without looking back.Chu Han touched it, and there was still a wooden plank hanging on it, and he said to himself unhappily: "Did I say something wrong? Even if you don't have hemorrhoids, you should buy some Band-Aids! That's right! I guess Wang Sanjiao's is bigger than his face." nice!"

Chu Han didn't go directly to the dormitory, but went to the office. Lu Hao saw a wooden board hanging on Chu Han, and it was written: No. 302.Asked curiously: "Are you iron pants? Anti-Japanese? Or your signboard? 302? The 302nd duck?"

"Fuck your grandma!" Chu Han said, "This is an authentic wooden diamond board."

Tang Yishuai walked behind Chu Han, touched it, and said, "Not bad! It's very strong, I don't understand, who are you afraid of destroying you?"

Chu Han didn't bother to pay attention to these two wretched teachers, and walked back to his seat. Peng Xiaoyu sat there, saw Chu Han, and said with a smile: "Long time no see, it's been more than a week!"

Chu Han stretched his waist and said, "I've been so busy recently, have you recovered from your injuries?"

Peng Xiaoyu nodded, pointed to the canvas behind Chu Han and said, "The painting is finished, how do you feel? Do you want to recommend it for me this time? Hehe!"

Chu Han turned his head, looked at the picture, and said, "I don't know whose style I can pretend to be this time. Blue sea, think about it, which famous artist likes to paint this style of painting? I just know A Van Gogh, I painted one, I don’t know anything else about “Sunflower”, right! Leonardo da Vinci painted eggs specially. What else did he paint?”

"I even drew a beautiful woman!" Lu Hao said on the sidelines: "Is it like a butcher?"

"Fuck your grandma!" Tang Yishuai had finally found the value of his existence. He pretended to be in front of Peng Xiaoyu. After all, he studied art, and said loudly, "That's "Mona Lisa". What kind of pig-killer ? The one who killed you is almost the same. By the way! It’s the weekend again tonight, where are you going to take a shower today?”

Chu Han lifted it up as if walking outside, Lu Hao hurriedly shouted: "Come back! Come back! Who will invite you back after you left?"

Chu Han shouted without turning his head: "You two look for chickens and pay the money yourself. I have learned it now and escaped into Buddhism. Don't call me for such things in the future!"

Lu Hao looked at the board on Chu Han, and exclaimed, "It's really sexy!"

Back in the dormitory, Chu Han chose a cooler pair of shorts from a pile of reduced-price clothes, and as soon as he put them on, the old Duan walked in, "Let's have fun this morning!"

Chu Han raised his eyelids, saw that it was Old Duan, and said with a smile: "That's it! Actually, I am also the victim. Those little bastards, after I sat on the table with all-purpose glue, called Director Wang also went up, and after Director Wang went up, that Dean Wang came again, and after Dean Wang sat down, that big fat leader went up again! My desk is still broken! I have nowhere to seek justice .”

Old Duan smiled and said, "These are all good students you called out, how are you? You have suffered a lot!"

"Students must have individuality!" Chu Han said: "Looking at the whole school, is there any comparison with me? My students are all good. Students who can't play will not have any good Creativity, think about when you were in school, do you want to put the washbasin on the door and hit the teacher? Do you want to stick a piece of shit behind the teacher? What are you doing? Don’t dare, this is what you have never done. Mine Students can do it, it’s an innovation and it’s commendable”

"Stop!" Old Duan couldn't stand Chu Han anymore, "You are right for what you say, I am really speechless to you, if you messed up something, I believe you can handle it, right! Don't let me down. This time If it really comes down to blame, I'm also worried."

"You're worried about a bird!" Chu Han said disdainfully: "I made this happen, do you want to help me carry it?"

"No! I don't want to!" Old Duan denied it, and said, "Is it okay to eat enough? I can't afford to deal with your bad things."

Chu Han said: "Then don't interrupt! Boss, the matter is quite successful. If they both didn't come up, I really don't know how to get off the table! That's enough, let's stop talking nonsense. I want Go back. Come back to class in the afternoon."

The old man shook his head helplessly.

Chu Han rode his motorcycle back home. Wang Han was sitting in the living room chatting with Ye Qiuling. When Chu Han saw Wang Han, he was very surprised and said, "How did you find this place?"

Wang Han smiled, "It's not just me, your wife is also here!"

"Ah?" Chu Han's jaw was about to drop, "My wife? Who is it? I'm not married yet!"

Zhao Min came out of Chu Han's room, "Hanhan, don't talk nonsense, who is his wife? He is so ugly, I don't want it. Remember, he is my effort. During the QQ friend transaction, I They are letting him run naked!"

"I wipe it! No way!" Chu Han jumped. "Why are you a witch here? It really surprised me."

Zhao Min took out a feeding bottle from behind, and said to Chu Han, "I didn't expect you to use this, is it too exaggerated? Haha"

"That's not mine!" Chu Han said to the bottle: "That one was left by Xuanxuan. I bought it for Xuanxuan many years ago. Where did you find it?"

The smile on Zhao Min's face remained unchanged, and he said, "Come in! Come on, let me discuss something with you."

With a nervous mood, Chu Han walked into the bedroom step by step, on the verge of death.

(End of this chapter)