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Chapter 211 Brother Han Says "Three Kingdoms"

Sitting on the general table, Chu Han said flickeringly: "Zhou Yu's name is Gongjin. Everyone knows this. His hometown is Lujiang, Anhui. He was a general of the Soochow Group in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, an outstanding military strategist, and whether he is a politician or not. I don’t know. I remember when I was in elementary school, those so-called military strategists were always labeled as politicians. Zhou Yu is not a minority, but an authentic Han Chinese in the Central Plains. It is said that he is also very handsome. It is said that if Compare with me" There was a sound of vomiting from the audience, and Ding Xiaodou shouted: "Brother Han, don't let me spit out everything I ate last night! Let's get on with the topic!"

"Shut up! I'm brewing feelings!" Chu Han quibbled: "Do you know what flirting is? This is it! Don't talk nonsense, let's continue. In the Battle of Chibi in 208 A.D., no one will be left behind, and the foundation will be established from then on." One-third of the foundation of the world. After entering the Central Plains, unfortunately, he died early. It is a pity to die, perhaps because heaven is jealous of talents."

Jiang Xuedao: "Zhou Yu is a talented man. In "Langtaosha Chibi Nostalgia", Zhou Yu was praised. I like a few lines in it very much. "While talking and laughing, the mast and scull fly to ashes." The writing is very grand, Mr. Chu, do you think Woolen cloth?"

Chu Han thought to himself: If I were to describe me, it would be that in the blink of an eye, the sword, the light of a sword, and the other side fell down.

"In "Langtaosha Chibi Nostalgia", the author praised Zhou Yu, and I will show you to appreciate it from another angle. Zhou Yu is a rare genius who was belittled by "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and another capable of governing the world living in the shadow of Zhuge Liang Minister. The so-called "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" might as well be changed to "The Romance of Zhuge". It’s the author’s nonsense. The real Zhou Yu introduced in the ancient books is elegant, magnanimous, and handsome. By the way, it’s definitely not necessary to put you brother Han in the ancient books. Zhou Yu is proficient in rhythm and also plays music. I don’t know if it is Rock and roll began to be popular. And the attainments are very high, even when you are drunk, you can hear the fallacy in the song, so the history books record the folk song: "There is a mistake in the song, Zhou Lang Gu""

"Brother Han, what's going on with San Qi Zhou Yu?" Zhao Hu asked casually while lying on the table.Chu Han now had room to play, and said, "Listen to Brother Han to tell you slowly."

"Three qi Zhou Yu, that is, Zhou Yu is already sick, just kidding in the late stage! In fact, there is no such thing as three qi Zhou Yu in history. It was completely added by the author of the novel himself. He praised Zhuge Liang to the sky. I don't understand what Zhuge Liang gave him. What's the advantage, three qi Zhou Yu, the first qi: One day, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang made an appointment to go on a trip. Zhou Yu arrived, but Zhuge Liang didn't. Zhou Yu cried very sadly, and finally fell ill. This is the first qi. The second qi Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang joined the football team. Zhuge Liang agreed to pass the ball to Zhou Yu, but he passed it to Liu Bei. As a result, Liu Bei played the ball in the style of the National Olympics and shot it on the goal post. Zhou Yu fell to the ground in anger , sick! The third Qi Zhou Yu wants to attack XX City. XX City was occupied by Zhuge Liang. Zhou Yu decided to ask his wife to lure Zhuge Liang to hand over the city. As the saying goes, Sebu’s children can’t catch wolves, and they can’t bear to be cheated by their wives. Falling down the city wall! Mrs. Zhou arrived in XX city, Zhuge Liang killed her when she saw her. Zhou Yu sent all the soldiers to attack XX city for revenge. Zhuge Liang replaced all the soldiers with female soldiers. The female soldiers just came from the brothel As a result, Zhou Yu's soldiers lost their positions as soon as they entered the field, and the whole army came under Zhuge's soldiers. Zhou Yu vomited blood on the spot for fun. The above is the story of Zhou Yu's three qi!"

"Fuck!" Chen Wenhao said, "Brother Han's version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is awesome, it's just different!"

Lin Daqiang said regretfully, "I still want to learn more about literature. Who would have known that the bird man on the podium would actually use these nonsensical things."

Ding Xiaodou: "Brother Han! Can you stop playing with us? Is Zhou Yu really dead like this?"

Chu Han: "You little bastards, if you want to learn about history, go back and buy a book of Three Kingdoms, and you will know everything. When I read Three Kingdoms, I was in junior high school. The teacher gave lectures in front, and I read books below. If you catch me, you won't So confiscated the book, in my impression, this is the only difference between a famous book and a novel. Other students read novels, and they just gave a ruthless kick. "

Zhao Hu asked: "Brother Han, why don't you tell us some useful stories! The f*** thing you made up isn't enough to make people laugh. Although it's very funny, it's useless."

Chu Han lost his mind, and said, "Three Qi Zhou Yu, you all know almost everything, but there is still a little story in it, you must not know."

"Let's hear it!" Sun Changhong was very interested in Chu Han's nonsense.

Chu Han said: "That's what it says in the book. At that time, Zhou Yu didn't die of illness, but was hit to death. He lied to Zhuge Liang!"

"Fake death?" Zhao Hu straightened up, becoming interested. He knew that he hadn't watched "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at a glance. Chu Han interrupted Zhao Hu's words: "Why did Zhou Yu pretend to be dead? I forgot, I just remember, Zhou Yu There is a hole in the coffin, because those people in ancient times were very affordable. To make a coffin, all of it is made of pure solid wood furniture, such a thick template, and when it is covered, there is no ventilation inside, and people will be suffocated. Zhou Yu is on the coffin cover. A small hole was made on it for ventilation. Zhuge chatted to Zhou Yu's coffin and burst into tears. While crying, he touched the coffin. Finally, the small hole was found. Zhuge Liang took the small thing Just stuffed it there, and after stuffing it, Zhuge Liang cried for two hours at a stretch, and after four hours, Zhou Yu died completely."

Regarding this story, the students listened with great interest. Chu Han looked at his watch from time to time, and said silently in his heart: Hurry up and get out of class!That's all I know!Don't make me answer!I'm going to have a meltdown.

Jiang Xue stood up, and before she could speak, Chu Han almost fell off the table in fright, but Jiang Xue just smiled and said, "Thank you, Mr. Chu, I really don't know this story, Mr. Chu, are you What do you think of Zhou Yu in "Lang Tao Sha Chibi Nostalgia"? Does it give you a different feeling?"

Sitting on the table, Chu Han really regretted that he didn't hide and learn something at that time. After thinking for a while, he said, "Thinking of Zhou Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao just got married, and Zhou Gongjin had a majestic posture. She held a feather fan in her hand. , wearing a blue silk turban on his head, talking and laughing, countless warships were burned to ashes in the smoke and fire. My mind wandered in the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms, you should laugh at me for being too sentimental, so that my hair grew gray prematurely. People My whole life is like a big dream, why don't you offer a glass of wine to the bright moon on the river, and drink with me to get drunk together." This passage is the one that truly expresses Zhou Yu's intelligence.Handsome guys and beautiful women, river water and drinks!It looks comfortable. "

Jiang Xue pursed her lips and said, "Mr. Chu, you just translated the following paragraph, and you can't see anything novel. Can you explain your own understanding?"

"Ring, ring, ring" the bell for the end of get out of class echoed in the corridor, Chu Han jumped off the desk as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and said, "I'm here today, see you on Monday." After finishing speaking, Chu Han jumped to escape out of the classroom.

Chen Wenhao comforted Jiang Xue, saying: "Brother Han is too tired today, you'd better give him some time to prepare next time, didn't you find that Brother Han couldn't speak clearly today? Let's save some face for him! Hehe !"

Jiang Xue pouted and said, "But, I just don't understand, why don't you let me ask? No! I'm going to find Teacher Chu!"

Watching Jiang Xue walk out of the classroom, Sun Changhong sent a message to Chu Han: Jiang Xue went to ask you the question just now, and she doesn't want to answer, so hurry up!
After receiving the text message, Chu Han hid in the toilet and squatted for half an hour, making sure that they all went to class, and then dared to come out of the men's room, and rode a motorcycle straight to the small town. Because of the news, Liu Gang, Zhao Yi, and Ryan all went to Hong Kong The people are all back, and things are done smoothly.

When he arrived in the small town, Chu Han first bought a lot of vegetables at the vegetable market and took them home. The old couple were watching TV at home, so they didn’t need to wander the streets anymore. "Dad, Mom! I’m back!" Chu Han took the chicken, duck and fish he bought, After entering the kitchen, she came out and sat on the sofa with the two old people. Seeing Chu Han, the old lady couldn't close her mouth when she smiled.Chu Han must have dinner here at night. Facing Xuanxuan's parents, Chu Han felt sad. If Xuanxuan was here, how happy would the family be?Thinking of this, Chu Han hated Dai Zhengkun again.Damn a B!When he got to the bottom, he was beaten out of his wits again.

Sitting on the sofa and chatting for a while, Chu Han took out 1 yuan, "Dad, you should use the money first. I am in a lawsuit with the people over there. You have been cheated on this matter."

The old man said excitedly: "You mean, can that piece of ancient jade be taken back?"

Chu Han: "Dad, I will definitely bring the jade back to you. Whatever Wang Shunfa took away, I will let him send it back obediently."

The old lady was busy in the kitchen, Chu Han chatted with the old man until the evening, and the three of them had a quiet dinner, before Chu Han left the house and walked on the road in the small town, recalling the time when Xuanxuan was with him, Especially when the misunderstanding was solved, the happy time when the two of them were rowing together... There was also a phone recording in my head when Wang Shunfa forced Xuanxuan and Jin Sanbiao to go to bed.

Before he knew it, Chu Han walked to Xingchen KTV, entered the private room, and the first thing he saw was Wang Shunfa and Chu Han's fists clucking.

(End of this chapter)