Almighty teacher

Chapter 242 I'm a Genius

Chu Han found a super-large bowl, no matter how many people were eating, he smashed four eggs in one go, including a double-spring one.Chu Han looked at the five egg yolks in the bowl, and said to himself, "Damn it. Now these eggs are messing around!"

After smashing the eggs, Chu Han put the tomatoes on the cutting board, picked up the kitchen knife, remembered the perfect movement when chopping people, and cut it down fiercely. After a few strokes, several deep and shallow marks were left on the vegetable mound .From then on, Ye Qiuling never asked Chu Han to cook again.Cooking a meal, damaged kitchen utensils, far exceeds the money used to buy meals.

Turn on the induction cooker, Chu Han is still very good at high-tech gadgets, put a pot on it, pour a lot of peanut oil on it, and don't know if the oil is on or not.The eggs and tomatoes fell together, and the oil splashed. Chu Han held the lid of the pot with his left hand and the spoon with his right, and began to struggle hard.After frying for about 1 minute, I remembered that I needed to add seasoning, which made it difficult for Chu Han. Many white bottles and jars contained the same things, and Chu Han couldn't find the first salt.

There was a hissing sound from the pot, Chu Han got anxious, grabbed a white bottle and said, "It's you!" Regardless of Sanqi 21, he put a big spoonful.In fact, when Chu Han's blind cat met a dead mouse, the bottle was indeed table salt, but there was something wrong with it.After the salt went down, Chu Han started looking for chopped green onions one after another. After 5 minutes, a plate of fried eggs and tomatoes was ready.And the stuffy rice is done.

Turn on the rice cooker, and the rice in it becomes rice porridge because of too much water.

Chu Han looked at the dishes and the porridge quite complacently, and put them on the table. He knocked lightly on the door of Ye Qiuling's room, and Ye Qiuling said inside, "The door is unlocked, come in by yourself."

Chu Han pushed open the door.Showing his head, he said, "Xiaoling, it's time to eat. I made you lunch. Although it's a bit late now, you still have to eat! Right! I often make my craft, if it's delicious, I'll make it for you next time. you."

Ye Qiuling was depressed at first, but after being told by Chu Han, she got up from the bed and saw that Chu Han's face hadn't turned dark, she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's a good thing you didn't make the room full of oily smoke. Let's go eat."

Chu Han frantically followed Ye Qiuling to the kitchen. Chu Hanka had become a good man for a while, grabbing a bowl and scrambling to serve Ye Qiuling with rice. Cheerful.

Chu Han pushed the dish in front of Ye Qiuling and said, "Try it, how is my cooking?"

Ye Qiuling looked at the dish and became dazed, and asked, "What kind of dish is this? Why are there red, yellow, and green dishes?"

"Listen to the chef to explain to you!" Chu Han took off his apron, and said, "The red ones are tomatoes, the yellow ones are eggs, and the green ones are chopped green onions. How about it, isn't it good! It covers everything, no! It's everything! "

Ye Qiuling looked at the scallions and said: "You cut the scallions too big! And there are so many, do you think we are eating fried scallions?"

Chu Han chuckled, looked at Ye Qiuling, and said in an encouraging tone, "Come on! Try it, it must be the best in the world."

Ye Qiuling looked at the plate suspiciously. Chu Han turned around and found a spoon, took a full spoon from the plate, and brought it to Ye Qiuling's mouth. At this moment, Ye Qiuling suddenly felt an inexplicable emotion, and opened her mouth. Swallowing the whole spoon, Chu Han looked at Ye Qiuling expectantly, Ye Qiuling stood up expressionless, turned around and ran, the spoon left Chu Han's hand, Ye Qiuling bit her and ran into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Ye Qiuling finally regretted it.Never believe that a man who has never cooked can cook delicious food.

Ye Qiuling drank a large glass of water, returned to the kitchen, and saw Chu Han looking at the plate of tomatoes with a puzzled expression.Ye Qiuling said: "Did you kill the salt buyer? My God! Or do you buy salt for free?"

Chu Han said innocently: "No way! I only put a spoonful!"

"A spoon?" Ye Qiuling called out in surprise. "Every time you make a dish, you only need to put one-third of a spoon. You actually put a full spoon! You can eat this dish by yourself! Who can eat this dish, I will treat you to eat tonight Feast."

Just when Chu Han was about to try his best, the doorbell rang, and Chu Han said to Ye Qiuling, "Wait, I'll go and see, maybe it's for the property fee, come back later, and see how I have nothing left to eat. "

Ye Qiuling waited for Chu Han to come back with a sneer.

Chu Han opened the door, Zhao Hu and Ding Xiaodou were standing outside, Zhao Hu said, "What are you looking at? You haven't welcomed us in yet?"

Ding Xiaodou was even more exaggerated, and said nonchalantly: "You're welcome, you're welcome, just be casual!" As he spoke, he squeezed in from Chu Han's side, took a pair of slippers from the shoe rack, and threw them on the ground, "Zhao Hu Why are you being polite? My own people!"

Chu Han watched Ding Xiaodou and Zhao Hu go in, and Chu Han closed the door behind his back, really wanting to ask: whose house is this?
Ding Xiaodou, who put on his shoes, saw Ye Qiuling in the kitchen and said with a smile, "Hi, Mrs.! We are Brother Han's students."

"Don't bark!" Chu Han yelled loudly behind Ding Xiaodou: "You haven't eaten yet. Come! Come! I haven't had time to eat the rice just made, come and taste it together."

Zhao Hu saw from the outside that there were red, green and green dishes on the plate, and he suddenly had an appetite. He walked into the kitchen and said embarrassedly, "Did the teacher make it? I will definitely try it!" After saying that, Zhao Hu Hu grabbed a spoon, which was bigger than Chu Han, and put it full in his mouth.After chewing twice, Zhao Hu and Ye Qiuling acted the same, and ran into the toilet crazily. Immediately afterwards, they heard the sound of vomiting, which was earth-shattering.

Ding Xiaodou's body trembled when he heard this, and he said softly, "Will he spit out all the food he ate last night?"

Chu Han slapped Ding Xiaodou's head hard, "What are you talking about? This is a delicacy in the world. Come, let's try it together. I'll get some bottles of beer and drink some."

Ding Xiaodou looked at Ye Qiuling and asked, "Master, did you do this?"

Ye Qiuling blushed, "You should call me Sister Xiaoling! I'm not your teacher's wife, and I'm not that lucky."

"Don't be our teacher's wife!" Zhao Hu came back from the outside, and yelled as soon as he entered the kitchen: "Needless to say, this must be the dish fried by Brother Han, dammit! I have never eaten such a bad food in my life." thing."

Chu Han looked at the two people suspiciously, took out the spoon himself, made a little bit, and was about to put it in his mouth, when Zhao Hu hurriedly stopped him and said, "Wait, wait! More! How can such a small amount be eaten?" Can you taste it?" As he said, he filled Chu Han's spoon full of vegetables.

Chu Han ate it in one bite and chewed it three times.Chu Han had the urge to commit suicide. He couldn't tell what the taste of this dish was. Sour, salty, and bitter, all three flavors existed at the same time, and there were also large grains of salt mixed in. Seeing Chu Han's expression, Ding Xiaodou burst into tears. It was about to flow out, and said very sympathetically: "Brother Han, let's not eat this dish! Suffer!"

Ye Qiuling couldn't laugh or cry.Chu Han didn't even have the courage to run to the bathroom. He spit it out on the dish, walked quickly to the water dispenser in the living room, and shouted loudly, "Xiaoling, your phone is ringing!" Fill a large glass with water and drink it all in one gulp.

Completely broke down.Sitting on the floor of the living room, Chu Han muttered, "How could there be such an unpalatable thing? I really think he is a talent, he can stir-fry any dish! Amazing! Amazing!"

Sitting next to Chu Han, Zhao Hu said, "Brother Han, you are a genius. What a fool! It makes sense to make such an unpalatable thing. I really admire you. You are the one who is responsible for everything. correct."

Chu Han's back softened, and he was lying on the ground. Ye Qiuling walked out of the room and said to Chu Han, "A sister is sick. I will take her place today, and I won't be back tonight. This time I'm flying to Tianjin, I need to bring some Do you have something to eat back?"

"Can you bring a wife?" Chu smiled coldly.Ye Qiuling gave her a blank look, "I'm too lazy to talk to you. I'm leaving. I remember to find something to eat at night. There is no more milk in the refrigerator. Go buy some when you have time."

Ding Xiaodou looked at Ye Qiuling's height, and sighed, "Girls are so tall nowadays, how can I mess around?"

Seeing Ye Qiuling leave, Zhao Hu turned over on the ground and rode on Chu Han's stomach, "Be honest with me, what did you say to Li Xiaolu? I'm going to kill you!"

Chu Han frowned, "Didn't say anything? What's the matter? Are you venting your anger on me for breaking up your relationship?"

Zhao Hu cried and said, "Brother Han! Li Xiaolu doesn't like me, so I won't live anymore."

"There are kitchen knives in the kitchen!"

"There's blood! I'm afraid! Can you change the way of death?"

"This building has seventeen floors. You should be able to fall to your death if you go to the roof. If you feel that the height is not enough, you can climb up to the lightning rod on the roof. The effect will be better."

"Too high! I have a fear of heights!"

"There is a mad dog outside the community that has been hungry for three days. There is pork in the refrigerator. Tie the meat to your body and kick the dog hard, and you can see God."

"It's not an honorable way to die! Change it!"

"My power supply voltage is 200V. Do you think it is enough? There are high-voltage wires outside!"

"Dead images are gone! Another one!"

"Do you still want Li Xiaolu to sleep with you and exhaust you to death? Day!"

"This method is good!"

"Not bad for your size!" Chu Han interrupted Zhao Hu, and asked, "Tell me! What's the matter? Day! Seeing your talent, you were hurt by Li Xiaolu again?"

(End of this chapter)