Almighty teacher

Chapter 274 Wang Chongyang's Funeral
Chu Han who landed on the ground, his first move was to hold his crotch.Wang Haitao fell to the ground, unable to get up from laughing.The people around didn't know what happened and gathered around one after another.Chu Han whispered to Wang Haitao: "Be serious! Be serious! People are coming!"

Wang Haitao said: "What are you waiting for? You can run away from the crotch! I laughed so hard."

Chu Han stared at Wang Haitao, "You wait for the next time, you wait for me to change my pants." After speaking, Chu Han disappeared on the playground.

Back in the teacher's dormitory, Chu Han changed into a new set of clothes, casual or not, formal or not.But the feeling of wearing it on the body is okay, not so sloppy.

into the classroom.Under Ding Xiaodou's instigation, the boys did the same thing: "Fuck!" Chu Han turned his head and saw the words on the blackboard, "CET-40 make-up exam, [-] yuan per person, Brother Han must pay."

The teacher is such a useless teacher that he has not passed CET-[-], and because he did not cooperate with cheating, he has to pay for the make-up exam by himself.What a god!

36 Straightforward is the most important thing, Chu Han really didn't dare to hang out in this class anymore.Or come back in the afternoon.Walking towards Li Xin's class opposite, Chu Han likes to teach the students in this class the most.It's all girls!One is more beautiful than the other.

"Mr. Chu, you've appeared!" Liu Lulu said, "We thought you were releasing pigeons for us in the last class."

Chu Han chuckled and said, "How can it be! Tell me, you want to hear what I have to say. I just want to satisfy you!"

"Mr. Chu, we all know that you can talk! Let's chat casually. It's the end of the term, and the exam pressure is too great."

Chu Han said: "Listen, let me tell you about Wang Chongyang's funeral!"

"Wang Chongyang?" A girl in the front row said: "I no longer remember this person among the leaders of the country!"

Chu Han fainted on the spot. "Beauty! Wang Chongyang is not a national leader, but a character in a martial arts novel. I also heard this story from others, but I edited it for you, and added some funny elements. Everyone should listen to it and enjoy it. "

The female students below were sitting on the chairs obediently, looking at Chu Han on the stage, Chu Han was really moved. If this was in his own class, Zhao Hu and those little bastards would have made a fuss.

"Wang Chongyang passed away, the Quanzhen Sect held a great funeral, and heroes from all walks of life came to pay their respects! The scene was so grand!

Just after paying their respects to the corpse, all the heroes couldn't wait to put fruit plates, cigarettes, and drinks in the mourning hall, and sat around Wang Chongyang's coffin to discuss the distribution of "Nine Yin Scriptures"!Negotiations were carried out in soft mourning. These heroes pretended to mourn while fighting for the ownership of the "Nine Yin Manual".But think about it, the things taught by Quanzhen, according to the property inheritance law of the People's Republic of China, how can it be the turn of outsiders?

At the moment when the debate was the most intense, there was a sudden sound of clear farts that resounded through the earth, and everyone was shocked and fell silent, looking at each other in blank dismay!This fart is really the pinnacle, swallowing mountains and rivers, pulling thousands of averages, the lingering sound is lingering, and the aftertaste is endless!But at the same time, it reversed the taboo of martial arts!As the host of the host country, the Quanzhen Seven Sons deserved such a great humiliation. After hearing this, they all got up and drew their swords, and put out the Big Dipper array!
Qiu Chuji asked Ma Yu in a low voice: "Boss, could it be our insiders who let him go?"Ma Yu shook his head confidently: "Probably not, the internal power of the Quanzhen Sect will not be so out of control"!So the eyes of several people fell on the Jiangnan Seven Monsters with the worst internal strength at the same time!The Seven Devils of the South of the Yangtze River seemed to sense something. Ke Zhen'e, the flying bat, stood up with bluish patches on his face, trembling all over, and said, "Hmph! What do you mean? Although I, the Seven Devils of the South of the Yangtze River, are not good at martial arts, I never do such shameless things." Despicable activities that harm the country and the people”!The second child, Zhu Cong, added: "That's right, we Jiangnan Seven Monsters are like one person. When we fart at home, seven people fart together, and in public places, seven people fart together. Have you heard the seven notes?"
Qiu Chuji was well aware of the nature of the Seven Devils in the South of the Yangtze River, so he slightly nodded at them, motioning them to sit down!His eyes turned to Ouyang Feng, the poisonous man of the West, who was usually doing despicable deeds!Ouyang Feng smiled but didn't smile: "Is the fart of my White Camel Villa so easily smelled by you Quanzhen Seven Sons"?As he spoke, he gave Ouyang Ke a look!Ouyang Ke's figure moved, and he squatted firmly on the water tank at the door. His dantian was lucky, and with a loud roar, a puff of white smoke and some yellow liquid were squeezed out from his crotch.Ouyang Feng hastily covered his eyes with his hands: "Ke'er, you shameless bastard, get out of here, I told you to eat less cold drinks in Jiangnan, but you wouldn't listen"!Everyone saw that the water in the tank had turned black in an instant, and they all knew that the uncle and nephew, the old poisonous thing, would not be able to let out the clean fart just now!

Everyone turned their gazes clockwise and landed on Hong Qigong, the northern beggar, and they all thought to themselves: "The old beggar usually doesn't pay attention to hygiene, this must be his fault"!Hong Qigong laughed loudly: "Haha, the old man farts has always been coordinated with his movements"!As he spoke, he poked the dog-beating stick into the ground, twisted the PP, and a dragon swung his tail. Amid the sound of farting, the two beggar gang disciples shot backward like rockets.

It wasn't Hong Qigong either, could it be Master Yideng of the Southern Emperor?Yideng's face was pale: "The monks don't tell lies, all the turbid air in Lao Na's body has been exhausted with the one-yang finger." Speaking of dark luck, he raised his middle finger towards the sky, posing in a pose, and the four apprentices hurriedly pulled Hold him: "Master, Master, true energy is precious, don't waste it casually"!
Everyone had no choice but to turn their eyes to Dongxie Huang Yaoshi. Huang Yaoshi slammed the table with a tiger's face, and suddenly stood up: "Yes, yes! I put all these fucking farts!" Huang Rong who was beside him hurriedly pulled him away. Clothes: "Father, you didn't let it go. What do you admit? Brother Jing, you've heard my father's fart sound, please clarify quickly"!Guo Jing scratched his head and stood up: "Oh! It's true that my father-in-law did not let it go. My father-in-law's farts are always three parts righteous and seven parts evil. Besides, anyone who knows a little bit of rhythm will be shocked by his farts. Uneasy, hehe, the answer is over!"For the first time in his life, Huang Laoxie smiled at Guo Jing, and handed him a Taohuadao cigarette!

Now, only Mei Chaofeng was left. She didn't wait for everyone to speak, she stood up and said grimly: "Hmph! Who the hell doesn't admit to farting, my mother let his PP end like this"!With five fingers and a hook, he lightly scratched Yang Kang's PP standing behind him, and Yang Kang immediately ran out screaming like a cat's tail being scorched by fire.Mei Chaofeng continued: "Although my eyes are blind, my ears are not deaf. This fart sound comes from 75 degrees east longitude and 32 degrees north latitude"!Everyone followed the direction Mei Chaofeng said, and all their eyes fell on Wang Chongyang's coffin.

The lid of the coffin opened by itself, and all the heroes turned pale with fright, shouting wildly: "Old Wang is cheating on the corpse!" Wang Chongyang sat up from the coffin, singing Gao Linsheng's song: "It's me, it's me!" , or my heroes, Pindao has already returned to the west, but everyone is arguing endlessly over the "Nine Yin Scriptures", I am afraid that you will tear me up before I reach God, so I let out my last puff of true energy. The "Nine Yin Manual" was burned!"After speaking, he kicked his legs again and died.

All the heroes shook their heads and left Quanzhen Sect helplessly!Soon, Zhou Botong jumped out from the backyard: "Oulala, the Seven Masters of Ou Lala Quanzhen have gathered, and now we are visiting the "Nine Yin Scriptures". What the brother farted just now was the love letter between him and Lin Chaoying." ! .

Everyone is dizzy.Chu Han is so capable.Anything can be said in class.Extremely arrogant.

Standing at the door, Li Xin couldn't help laughing out loud, Chu Han said, "When did you come here? Do you like listening to my lectures?"

Li Xin said: "I'm here to teach the students some professional knowledge."

"That's good, that's good!" Chu Han hurriedly interrupted Li Xin and said, "I'll leave the rest of the time to you. I'm about to go out to do something. Huang Xiaoli is in the office. I'm going to take an early vacation."

Li Xin said: "I just went back. Isn't it time for a vacation! Why do you want to take an early vacation?"

Chu Han ran away happily and said, "I have a big deal! I have a secret! Bye"

"Dang!" With a crisp voice, Chu Han bumped his head against the door.This class is hilarious!

In Huang Xiaoli's office!
Sitting on the table, Chu Han begged, "I really have something to do. My mother died of illness. Can you give me a few days off in advance so I can die?"

Huang Xiaoli sat on the chair, looked at Chu Han, and said, "The final exam is coming, and you have to ask for leave in advance. Who will take care of your students?"

"They can handle it themselves!" Chu Han said, "My students are all good. You don't have to worry about that."

"That won't work either!" Huang Xiaoli said, "You still have the task of invigilating the final exam. If you leave, who will replace you?"

"Little Black"

"You still dare to mention him!" Huang Xiaoli was almost angry. Xiao Hei had a class, and the whole school was going to be a sensation.

"Then don't let me go! What can I do! I've also found a successor." Chu Han said the first half of his sentence in a low voice, but then he suddenly exclaimed, "I see, you are afraid that I will leave, no? If someone is with you, you will miss me. Right?"

"You go! You go! Now you go!" Huang Xiaoli couldn't stand Chu Han's thick skin anymore.

"Really?" Chu Han asked in a half-believing voice: "Is it true? If it is true, I will really leave."

"At most, your bonus plus basic salary will be deducted."

Chu Han pursed his lips, "I beg you today! Let me go."

(End of this chapter)