Almighty teacher
Chapter 306 Can't Open Your Mouth
Chapter 306 Can't Open Your Mouth
After a two-hour flight, the plane stopped at the Capital Airport. Ye Qiuling had been waiting for Chu Han outside the airport. When she saw Chu Han coming out, she stepped forward and said happily, "You finally found out your conscience. My mother is a hundred years old!"
Chu Han spread his hands and said, "I didn't bring any presents, so it's not an option to go empty-handed."
Ye Qiuling said: "Let's go, my mother doesn't have so many minor problems. How many days do you plan to stay at my house this time?"
"I think the latter will go back tomorrow and the day after tomorrow to decorate the house. I have to tell you that two old people will live in our house again."
"Who?" Ye Qiuling's expression was not as harsh as Chu Han imagined, but she smiled and said nonchalantly, "Just stay here, I can still kick them out!"
"Xuanxuan's parents!" Chu Han briefly told Ye Qiuling what had happened. Ye Qiuling leaned in the taxi, sighed, and said regretfully, "Unexpectedly, you still have such bitterness! How are you going to face you?" What about your biological parents?"
"I don't know!" Chu Han took small steps towards the outside of the airport. Ye Qiuling took his arm and walked quietly. After a few minutes, Chu Han said, "Although they didn't raise me, they are my biological parents after all. , I have done so many sorry things to me, and I have nothing to say, you can't let me fight with my own father."
"I feel embarrassed for you!" Ye Qiuling changed the subject and said, "When you get to my house, don't say anything. If my mother asks when you will get married, you can think about it after the year. Do you understand?"
"Fuck!" Chu Han was completely speechless. He just met Ye Qiuling, so it's really inappropriate to talk about breaking up. Besides, the relationship between the two is always unclear. What exactly is it? "I don't want to be a father yet. I already have sons. Why are you pinching me?"
"Happy New Year, Auntie!" Chu Han obediently flattered the old lady as soon as she entered the house. The old lady heard that Chu Han was coming two hours ago, so she went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and came back. "Xiaohan is here, you are tired from the plane, come in and have a rest!"
Ye Qiuling was very dissatisfied, and said: "Mom, you are biased. I fly around in the sky every day, and I have never seen you so enthusiastic when I came home! I swear, I will never marry Chu Han. After marriage, you It doesn't necessarily help anyone!"
"Damn girl! Go away!" The old lady pulled Chu Han over and said, "This girl knows nothing to talk about in a day, Xiaohan, don't worry about it! We spoiled you since childhood!"
"I'm used to it! I'm used to it." Before Chu Han finished speaking, he saw Ye Qiuling's leather shoes kicked from the corner of his eyes. Chu Han hurried forward, only to hear: "Ah!" .Ye Qiuling squatted on the ground and covered her calf, "Why are you hiding! I kicked on the chair, it hurt so much", "You're going to hit me! I still don't hide!" Chu Han said aggrievedly: "Does it hurt? Do you want to spray some Yunnan Baiyao?"
"Hold it in!" Ye Qiuling sat on the ground, unable to get up.Mother Ye shook her head, young man, I really don't understand, "Xiaohan don't need to spoil her, I understand my daughter, if you spoil her, you will have to suffer!"
Chu Han thought in his heart: It's quite a pain now! "You guys are chatting, I'm going to cook and get a good night's sleep."
The old lady turned around and left. Taking advantage of Chu Han's inattention, Ye Qiuling bit Chu Han's hand hard, "See if I kick you in the future, do you still dare to hide!"
Chu Han picked up Ye Qiuling, who was weak and boneless, and walked back to the room, and threw her on the bed fiercely, "It's comfortable, it's obviously nothing serious, and she pretended to be so pitiful!"
"Ah, you can see it!" Ye Qiuling was sitting on the boat, looking at Chu Han with embarrassment, "Why didn't you expose me? Hehe! If my mother sees it, she will scold me again. I can't stand it! No!"
Chu Han: "It's so shameless to expose you! Really."
Ye Qiuling lay on Chu Han's body, "How does my mother feel?"
Chu Han was speechless, even if he was dissatisfied with your mother, he couldn't say in front of you, "Well, I'm hungry."
Ye Qiuling lay on the side, ignoring Chu Han.When Chu Han came, he really wanted to talk to Ye Qiuling clearly. Why couldn't he speak out when he was so close?Are all men greedy?When it comes time to really let go, are you reluctant to let go?Surrounded by many beautiful women, should it be every man's desire?
During the meal, Ye Qiuling's funny mother always gave Chu Han delicious meat, which made Ye Qiuling very dissatisfied. Every time Ye Qiuling saw such things, he always shook his head with a smile.I don't know what I'm feeling.
"Auntie, this is a gift for you!" Chu Han escaped from his pocket with a small box on the dining table.
"Really?" Mother Ye took it over happily, "The packaging is so small, it must be some kind of jewelry. My wife, if you look at others, you will know to give me a piece of jewelry. I have been married to you for so many years, and I am wearing it from that time. Silver bracelet, can't you buy me a better one?"
The old man smiled and said, "I knew you could receive it, so I won't waste any money!"
Ye Qiuling whispered, "Chu Han! Tell me the truth, didn't you tell me you didn't bring a gift?"
Chu Han ignored her, and said to Mother Ye: "Auntie, this is Burmese jade, pure A-grade."
Papa Ye said: "Jade is a good thing. As early as 2000 years ago, our country knew how to carve jade into ornaments and wear it, and used it in health care. According to the records of the famous ancient medicine "Shen Nong's Herbal Classic", jade has the ability to "eliminate Moderate heat, relieve annoyance, moisten the heart and lungs, help the voice and throat, nourish the hair, soothe the blood vessels, and brighten the eyes and ears". There are also many prescriptions that contain jade or are used as primers. For a long time, folks have worn jade bracelets This habit not only has the effect of embellishing one's identity, but also prevents stroke."
"Stop showing off here!" Mother Ye said, "Look, isn't it pretty with me? Xiaohan has really good eyesight!"
The more Ye Qiuling listened, the more unhappy she became, especially when Chu Han ignored her and kicked him under the table.Chu Han cried out in pain.
"What's wrong?" Ye Ma asked with concern.Chu Han really wanted to tell the truth, he could see Ye Qiuling's eyes in a blink of an eye, so he could only continue to eat Coptis chinensis as a mute, unable to tell what he was suffering.
After dinner, Ye Qiuling and Chu Han walked side by side on the street. There was a thin layer of white snow on the ground, which gave people a soft feeling when they stepped on it. ?”
"How vulgar!" Chu Han said, "It's true that the old man brings some jade to help improve his skin."
Ye Qiuling leaned on Chu Han's shoulder, "Let's go back to City H together tomorrow. It's Chinese New Year, and we haven't seen the little pillar yet."
"Okay!" Chu Han instinctively hugged Ye Qiuling with his backhand.I don't know why, but I can't say anything when we separate.
The next afternoon, the plane landed in City H smoothly.Just as Chu Han turned on his phone, Li Xiaolu called.Li Xiaolu's sweet voice came from inside, "Happy New Year, Teacher Chu."
"Hello!" Chu Han said politely, "Isn't it just a New Year's greeting for me, Zhao Hu and the others don't even have a single message. You are still welcome!"
"We are together!" One sentence almost scared Chu Han to spurt blood, "Together?"
"You promised him? Didn't you!" Perhaps Chu Han's voice was too loud, Zhao Hu shouted over there: "Brother Han, brother Han! You let me down so much, it was a waste of my trusting you."
Li Xiaolu laughed and said, "I mean, I'm with my classmates now, and everyone unanimously asks you to come here."
"I just got off the plane"
"Hurry up and get the hell out of here!" Zhao Hu yelled into the phone: "It's Chinese New Year, I really don't want to scold you, but you"
"Got it! Got it!" Chu Han kept saying good things, "I'll be there right away, where are you?"
"Xintiandi Hot Pot." After finishing speaking, Zhao Hu hung up the phone.The few students who often hang out with Chu Han are there, and they all like to come out to get together during the Chinese New Year. More importantly, they all have a collective purpose, which is to have a good time with Chu Han.
Zhao Hu suggested: "Brother Han is here, let's not say a word and let him suffer from being dumb."
Chen Wenhao: "Fuck! You were tricked by Brother Han, and we didn't, so we'll go ahead with the original plan, get him drunk, and secretly ask him to put his finger on this agreement, so we won't be afraid that there won't be any threats to him in the future." .”
Lei Xiaoshuai said proudly: "I've been drafting this agreement for a long time. If Brother Han presses his finger prints in a daze, it will guarantee that we will be unimpeded in the future, and we will do whatever we want! Haha!"
"What if Brother Han doesn't authenticate?" Zhao Hu was still very worried about this issue.
"No!" Ding Xiaodou said affirmatively: "Based on what I have known about Brother Han for so many days, he is definitely the type who wants to save face and suffer. As long as we threaten him a little, he will be obedient. Haha!"
"What is in this agreement?" Han Xiangxue and Sun Changhong looked at Lei Xiaoshuai curiously.
Lei Xiaoshuai cleared his throat, took a sip of tea and said, "I'll read it for you. While Brother Han is not here, I will continue to write what needs to be added. When Brother Han is finished depositing, we will make a copy for each of us! Of course, the original version needs to be written. Give me!"
"Hold!"
"Be quiet, I'm starting to read! Article [-]: Party A must unconditionally obey any conditions of Party B"
(End of this chapter)
After a two-hour flight, the plane stopped at the Capital Airport. Ye Qiuling had been waiting for Chu Han outside the airport. When she saw Chu Han coming out, she stepped forward and said happily, "You finally found out your conscience. My mother is a hundred years old!"
Chu Han spread his hands and said, "I didn't bring any presents, so it's not an option to go empty-handed."
Ye Qiuling said: "Let's go, my mother doesn't have so many minor problems. How many days do you plan to stay at my house this time?"
"I think the latter will go back tomorrow and the day after tomorrow to decorate the house. I have to tell you that two old people will live in our house again."
"Who?" Ye Qiuling's expression was not as harsh as Chu Han imagined, but she smiled and said nonchalantly, "Just stay here, I can still kick them out!"
"Xuanxuan's parents!" Chu Han briefly told Ye Qiuling what had happened. Ye Qiuling leaned in the taxi, sighed, and said regretfully, "Unexpectedly, you still have such bitterness! How are you going to face you?" What about your biological parents?"
"I don't know!" Chu Han took small steps towards the outside of the airport. Ye Qiuling took his arm and walked quietly. After a few minutes, Chu Han said, "Although they didn't raise me, they are my biological parents after all. , I have done so many sorry things to me, and I have nothing to say, you can't let me fight with my own father."
"I feel embarrassed for you!" Ye Qiuling changed the subject and said, "When you get to my house, don't say anything. If my mother asks when you will get married, you can think about it after the year. Do you understand?"
"Fuck!" Chu Han was completely speechless. He just met Ye Qiuling, so it's really inappropriate to talk about breaking up. Besides, the relationship between the two is always unclear. What exactly is it? "I don't want to be a father yet. I already have sons. Why are you pinching me?"
"Happy New Year, Auntie!" Chu Han obediently flattered the old lady as soon as she entered the house. The old lady heard that Chu Han was coming two hours ago, so she went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables and came back. "Xiaohan is here, you are tired from the plane, come in and have a rest!"
Ye Qiuling was very dissatisfied, and said: "Mom, you are biased. I fly around in the sky every day, and I have never seen you so enthusiastic when I came home! I swear, I will never marry Chu Han. After marriage, you It doesn't necessarily help anyone!"
"Damn girl! Go away!" The old lady pulled Chu Han over and said, "This girl knows nothing to talk about in a day, Xiaohan, don't worry about it! We spoiled you since childhood!"
"I'm used to it! I'm used to it." Before Chu Han finished speaking, he saw Ye Qiuling's leather shoes kicked from the corner of his eyes. Chu Han hurried forward, only to hear: "Ah!" .Ye Qiuling squatted on the ground and covered her calf, "Why are you hiding! I kicked on the chair, it hurt so much", "You're going to hit me! I still don't hide!" Chu Han said aggrievedly: "Does it hurt? Do you want to spray some Yunnan Baiyao?"
"Hold it in!" Ye Qiuling sat on the ground, unable to get up.Mother Ye shook her head, young man, I really don't understand, "Xiaohan don't need to spoil her, I understand my daughter, if you spoil her, you will have to suffer!"
Chu Han thought in his heart: It's quite a pain now! "You guys are chatting, I'm going to cook and get a good night's sleep."
The old lady turned around and left. Taking advantage of Chu Han's inattention, Ye Qiuling bit Chu Han's hand hard, "See if I kick you in the future, do you still dare to hide!"
Chu Han picked up Ye Qiuling, who was weak and boneless, and walked back to the room, and threw her on the bed fiercely, "It's comfortable, it's obviously nothing serious, and she pretended to be so pitiful!"
"Ah, you can see it!" Ye Qiuling was sitting on the boat, looking at Chu Han with embarrassment, "Why didn't you expose me? Hehe! If my mother sees it, she will scold me again. I can't stand it! No!"
Chu Han: "It's so shameless to expose you! Really."
Ye Qiuling lay on Chu Han's body, "How does my mother feel?"
Chu Han was speechless, even if he was dissatisfied with your mother, he couldn't say in front of you, "Well, I'm hungry."
Ye Qiuling lay on the side, ignoring Chu Han.When Chu Han came, he really wanted to talk to Ye Qiuling clearly. Why couldn't he speak out when he was so close?Are all men greedy?When it comes time to really let go, are you reluctant to let go?Surrounded by many beautiful women, should it be every man's desire?
During the meal, Ye Qiuling's funny mother always gave Chu Han delicious meat, which made Ye Qiuling very dissatisfied. Every time Ye Qiuling saw such things, he always shook his head with a smile.I don't know what I'm feeling.
"Auntie, this is a gift for you!" Chu Han escaped from his pocket with a small box on the dining table.
"Really?" Mother Ye took it over happily, "The packaging is so small, it must be some kind of jewelry. My wife, if you look at others, you will know to give me a piece of jewelry. I have been married to you for so many years, and I am wearing it from that time. Silver bracelet, can't you buy me a better one?"
The old man smiled and said, "I knew you could receive it, so I won't waste any money!"
Ye Qiuling whispered, "Chu Han! Tell me the truth, didn't you tell me you didn't bring a gift?"
Chu Han ignored her, and said to Mother Ye: "Auntie, this is Burmese jade, pure A-grade."
Papa Ye said: "Jade is a good thing. As early as 2000 years ago, our country knew how to carve jade into ornaments and wear it, and used it in health care. According to the records of the famous ancient medicine "Shen Nong's Herbal Classic", jade has the ability to "eliminate Moderate heat, relieve annoyance, moisten the heart and lungs, help the voice and throat, nourish the hair, soothe the blood vessels, and brighten the eyes and ears". There are also many prescriptions that contain jade or are used as primers. For a long time, folks have worn jade bracelets This habit not only has the effect of embellishing one's identity, but also prevents stroke."
"Stop showing off here!" Mother Ye said, "Look, isn't it pretty with me? Xiaohan has really good eyesight!"
The more Ye Qiuling listened, the more unhappy she became, especially when Chu Han ignored her and kicked him under the table.Chu Han cried out in pain.
"What's wrong?" Ye Ma asked with concern.Chu Han really wanted to tell the truth, he could see Ye Qiuling's eyes in a blink of an eye, so he could only continue to eat Coptis chinensis as a mute, unable to tell what he was suffering.
After dinner, Ye Qiuling and Chu Han walked side by side on the street. There was a thin layer of white snow on the ground, which gave people a soft feeling when they stepped on it. ?”
"How vulgar!" Chu Han said, "It's true that the old man brings some jade to help improve his skin."
Ye Qiuling leaned on Chu Han's shoulder, "Let's go back to City H together tomorrow. It's Chinese New Year, and we haven't seen the little pillar yet."
"Okay!" Chu Han instinctively hugged Ye Qiuling with his backhand.I don't know why, but I can't say anything when we separate.
The next afternoon, the plane landed in City H smoothly.Just as Chu Han turned on his phone, Li Xiaolu called.Li Xiaolu's sweet voice came from inside, "Happy New Year, Teacher Chu."
"Hello!" Chu Han said politely, "Isn't it just a New Year's greeting for me, Zhao Hu and the others don't even have a single message. You are still welcome!"
"We are together!" One sentence almost scared Chu Han to spurt blood, "Together?"
"You promised him? Didn't you!" Perhaps Chu Han's voice was too loud, Zhao Hu shouted over there: "Brother Han, brother Han! You let me down so much, it was a waste of my trusting you."
Li Xiaolu laughed and said, "I mean, I'm with my classmates now, and everyone unanimously asks you to come here."
"I just got off the plane"
"Hurry up and get the hell out of here!" Zhao Hu yelled into the phone: "It's Chinese New Year, I really don't want to scold you, but you"
"Got it! Got it!" Chu Han kept saying good things, "I'll be there right away, where are you?"
"Xintiandi Hot Pot." After finishing speaking, Zhao Hu hung up the phone.The few students who often hang out with Chu Han are there, and they all like to come out to get together during the Chinese New Year. More importantly, they all have a collective purpose, which is to have a good time with Chu Han.
Zhao Hu suggested: "Brother Han is here, let's not say a word and let him suffer from being dumb."
Chen Wenhao: "Fuck! You were tricked by Brother Han, and we didn't, so we'll go ahead with the original plan, get him drunk, and secretly ask him to put his finger on this agreement, so we won't be afraid that there won't be any threats to him in the future." .”
Lei Xiaoshuai said proudly: "I've been drafting this agreement for a long time. If Brother Han presses his finger prints in a daze, it will guarantee that we will be unimpeded in the future, and we will do whatever we want! Haha!"
"What if Brother Han doesn't authenticate?" Zhao Hu was still very worried about this issue.
"No!" Ding Xiaodou said affirmatively: "Based on what I have known about Brother Han for so many days, he is definitely the type who wants to save face and suffer. As long as we threaten him a little, he will be obedient. Haha!"
"What is in this agreement?" Han Xiangxue and Sun Changhong looked at Lei Xiaoshuai curiously.
Lei Xiaoshuai cleared his throat, took a sip of tea and said, "I'll read it for you. While Brother Han is not here, I will continue to write what needs to be added. When Brother Han is finished depositing, we will make a copy for each of us! Of course, the original version needs to be written. Give me!"
"Hold!"
"Be quiet, I'm starting to read! Article [-]: Party A must unconditionally obey any conditions of Party B"
(End of this chapter)
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