Almighty teacher

Chapter 313 Pants?

Sitting on the table, Chu Han saw Lao Wang bringing the "Four Great Evil Men" into the classroom, he immediately burst out laughing, and said, "Rare guest, rare guest. Hehe! Why did Lao Wang bring the younger brother here?"

Dean Wang's face was not very good-looking, and he said: "Chu Han, we have had many misunderstandings before, I came here with sincerity this time, let's clear up all the previous misunderstandings, it is not a solution to keep going like this , Moreover, I also told them that for our competition, Fenghua Academy is willing to pay the 50, winning or losing doesn't matter."

Chu Han was a little surprised when he heard Lao Wang's words, and said, "Are you really here with sincerity? Come here!"

Xu Tianlai, Zhang Qilin and the others looked at each other and lowered their heads. They really couldn't afford to play with Chu Han. This guy is like a dead pig. He is a hooligan.

Lao Wang walked up to the podium and stood aside. Chu Han put his mouth on Lao Wang's ear and said, "Help me! I've been tricked by those little bastards again. There's glue on the table. Can you help me clean it up?" The desk was carried to my dormitory, and I went back to change a pair of pants."

A look of surprise appeared on Lao Wang's face, and he shouted: "No, you've been fucked again!"

Chu Han hurriedly put his hand to his mouth, and made a small movement, "Secret! Keep it secret! By the way, let me see their sincerity."

Old Wang turned around, looked at Xu Tianlai, Zhang Qilin and the others, and said, "Let's carry this desk to the

Zhang Qilin yelled: "Chu Han, don't go too far!"

Boss Wang hurriedly covered Zhang Qilin's mouth, and said: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! Do me a favor, this time I will use my old Wang's personality to guarantee that Chu Han is definitely not trying to mess with us maliciously. Don't you believe me? "

Xu Tianlai looked at Chu Han on the podium, showing an unbelievable expression, Chu Han said: "We are all friends! Isn't that right! Hehe, it's just a favor! Please!"

Boss Wang took the lead, walked to the table, hugged one leg, and said, "Let's go! Let's go,"

Chu Han was humming a ditty triumphantly like sitting on a sedan chair. Four big men came out of the classroom carrying the desk. Tears were almost shed, and the people below were quite proud.

Sun Changhong walked out of the elevator, seeing how Chu Han was being treated, his jaw almost dropped out of surprise, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and notified Ding Xiaodou, after the call, Sun Changhong said in a low voice: "Hurry up and bring the camera over here, Han Brother was carried away from the classroom by the Four E villains of Fenghua College."

After the news got out, crowds came from all directions, and everywhere they went, there was the sound of taking pictures with their mobile phones. Chu Han sat on it, waving his hands, and greeted the students below.

Back in the dormitory, Boss Wang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "We're leaving. Even if we admit we were wrong today, we will not offend the river in the future. We will live in peace and follow Comrade ***' Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence together." ’, for our school to have a better tomorrow, I beg you, Mr. Wang.”

"It's easy to say, easy to say!" Chu Han was extremely proud, and he was really happy. "I'll treat guests to tea some other day, so I won't give it away!"

A few people left knowingly, Chu Han sat on the table, took out his phone, "Lu Hao? Hurry up to the dormitory!"

"What are you doing?" Lu Hao said angrily over there: "I'm teaching the students in Li Xin's class. Don't disturb me!"

"Come back and help me take off my pants"

Lu Hao was completely dizzy, and after understanding the situation, he said, "I'll be back soon, I'll be back soon. Just wait a moment!" Putting down the phone, Lu Hao betrayed Chu Han, taking this as a joke, and told For the students, the following situation is this news, which has become a major entertainment news, and the number of hits on the school's website is high.

After lunch, Chu Han returned to the classroom wearing a pair of shorts and oversized pants. There were very few people in there, chatting in twos and threes. Seeing Chu Han, Ding Xiaodou shouted, "Brother Han, what are you up to? Why don't you go to the auditorium?" Look, this is a five hundred thousand job!"

Chu Han said: "You can do it yourself, Xiao Douding, don't use any glue next time, a pair of pants that cost more than 100 yuan is just like this, I know it's your idea, right! What are you doing here? "

Xiao Douding smiled, and handed a copy of the script to Chu Han, "Let's take a look at the sketch we prepared, how do you feel?"

Chu Han opened it, glanced at it roughly, and said, "It's boring! Who wrote the rubbish!"

Zhao Hu said very dissatisfied: "You are insulting my talent. If you say it's not funny, tell me something funny."

Chu Han looked, there were no female students in the room, he smiled and said: "Listen, let me tell you! There is a man who lives in the countryside. He is in his thirties and has never married a wife. One day, he When I was farming, I was in a hurry to urinate, so I couldn’t help but find a big tree to solve it. The sun shone on the little brother, and the man inadvertently found that his little brother turned blue, and his face turned pale from fright. Because it is a rural area, the level of medical care is not well developed, and the man is also very worried. What should he do if he is sick? After the diagnosis, he was laughed at. So the man went to the clinic in the countryside, and the doctor who saw the doctor happened to be a rather idiotic female doctor. , the female doctor looked at the man very shyly, looked at it for a long time, and said: You have a serious illness, there is no medicine, you have to cut it off to prevent it from spreading to the whole body. The whole body, so the man made up his mind to cut off a little bit."

Speaking of this, Chu Han looked at the students around him, all of whom were attracted by him, with a rather smug expression on his face, and then said: "After the man went back, he took care of him for a week, and when he took it, his hair was still blue. Yes, so, the man went to the city, and the doctor in the city saw that he had been separated once, and said: "It's been once, don't care about the second time, so the man was cut again. After returning, the situation Same, I went to the city for the third time and was still cut off. After returning home, seeing the little pitiful one was still blue, the man made up his mind and brought a deposit of [-] quick money to a professor’s house , the professor asked him to take off his pants, looked at the man's clothes for a long time, laughed, and said, "I know the reason."

"What's the reason? Do you want him to cut it off again?" Ding Xiaodou had a lot of strange thoughts in his head. Chu Han shook his head and said, "The professor took the man's red envelope and said: Brother, let me tell you, You are not sick! Why is it blue? Because your pants are faded"

Everyone stared at each other, and after three seconds, they all burst out laughing, while Peng Xiaoyu stood behind Chu Han, his face flushed, Chu Han turned around and found Peng Xiaoyu, who hurriedly took his hand and walked out of the classroom. She said embarrassingly, "Xiao Yu, why are you here?"

Peng Xiaoyu's face was still red, and said: "I didn't see you that holiday, I bought a suit of clothes for you, it's in the office, do you want to go over and try it?"

"Yes! Yes!" Chu Han lowered his head, looked at his shorts and slippers, and said, "I'm used to wearing this. Hehe!"

Peng Xiaoyu laughed and said, "I'm afraid you're not used to passing it on. It's a casual dress. Go back and have a look."

Back in the office, Chu Han pushed open the door, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, coughed violently, and blood spewed from the corner of his mouth, Peng Xiaoyu was frightened and supported Chu Han, "What's wrong with you? It's okay? Why are you coughing up so much blood? come out?"

Chu Han chuckled and said, "I accidentally drank too much last night. I'm fine. I'm not in good health recently."

Peng Xiaoyu Liansheng showed a very worried expression.In order not to worry Peng Xiaoyu, Chu Han puffed up his chest and walked into the office, "I'm fine! See it! Hehe!"

Peng Xiaoyu picked up a bag from the table, "The clothes are here, go back and try them on!"

Chu Han took off his T-shirt and said, "No need, let's go here!" After finishing speaking, Peng Xiaoyu wanted to take off her underpants, blushing and turned around, "You're dead, how can you change clothes here?"

"What can't be done!" Chu Han said, "I'm wearing four corners! Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!"

While Chu Han was taking off his underpants, Tang Yishuai pushed open the door and entered. Seeing Peng Xiaoyu blushing and Chu Han wearing underpants, he hurriedly said, "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! Sorry to bother you!"

Hearing Tang Yishuai's words, Peng Xiaoyu became even more shy.Walk out of the office quickly.

Chu Han put on the clothes Peng Xiaoyu gave him and turned around in the mirror twice, feeling really good.I don't know how many beauties can be attracted by wearing this outfit standing on the street. Thinking of this, Chu Han laughed.

Outside the door, Peng Xiaoyu and Tang Yishuai explained: "It's really not what you think, you misunderstood!"

Tang Yishuai pretended to be a rascal and said, "What was I thinking? Haha! You guys are guilty, I almost took a picture!"

Peng Xiaoyu said: "You really don't want to think about it, it's a misunderstanding! We don't have anything, I bought him clothes"

Chu Han was in the office when the phone rang suddenly. It was an unfamiliar number. Chu Han glanced at it and answered, "Hello! Who is it?"

After a long time, a voice came from the opposite side, saying: "You are Chu Han, you don't know who I am, I want to meet you, can I do it now?"

Chu Han was puzzled for a while, and said, "How can I meet you if you don't tell anyone?"

"You come to Huayun Hotel, room 501, you will know when you come! I have arranged a car to pick you up from the school, and the car with the tail number 京A168 is waiting for you at the gate of the school!"

Awesome B's license plate number!Chu Han went outside, greeted Lu Hao and Peng Xiaoyu, and left the school.

(End of this chapter)