Almighty teacher

Chapter 48 The teacher teaches you how to pick up girls
As soon as the words came out, the manager's face changed.The big man clenched his fists, it seemed that Chu Han might be beaten to the ground at any time.

Chu Han also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and if he didn't make it right, he would be punished by Hai Bian.Suddenly, Zhao Hu's figure appeared on the corner of the street, and Chu Han yelled through the glass: "Come back to me, little bastard, how can you not pay the money?"

Zhao Hu saw Chu Han with his teeth and claws in the glass, and couldn't laugh or cry. He knew that Chu Han had no money, so he should have run away. Zhao Hu returned to the coffee shop and sat opposite Chu Han. Chu Han gave Zhao Hu a white look: It's all your boy to blame.

"The manager will serve us two more cups of coffee." Zhao Hu said cruelly, "Put another bottle of red wine just now."

Chu Han was a little surprised, why is this kid so kind.This time we have to watch him, and we can't let Zhao Hu run away again.Drinks came quickly.The manager glanced at the two worriedly, returned to the bar, and explained something to the waiter.

"What did you just run away, kid!" Chu Han said very dissatisfied, "Don't you know I didn't bring any money?"

"I was scared by you!" Zhao Hu said extremely aggrieved: "I am attacking, what if the prey is scared away by you? I finally asked Li Xiaolu to come out, and you came to make trouble again."

Chu Han dragged his chin and looked at Zhao Hu, "You are all college students, why are you all adults, why are you still as shy as junior high school students? I really don't understand."

"It's not that Li Xiaolu is shy!" Zhao Hu said proudly, "However, Li Xiaolu is really a good girl. She has never been in a relationship. From junior high school to high school, she has been pursued by many people, and her academic performance is also first-class. Can sing and dance. Where can I find such a top-quality MM?"

"I feel like she's a middle school student!" Chu Han drank his red wine and said, "The dress is not mature at all, and she is completely different from other students. I can't deny that, but there is something about him that I don't understand. , you are so old, how can you never fall in love?"

"So!" Zhao Hu smiled maliciously. "Chasing Li Xiaolu is definitely a sought-after thing. Many times I don't know what she is thinking. The idea is very strange, and I don't think you are a good bird. Give me some ideas!"

Chu Han retorted: "You are not a good bird, I am your teacher!"

"Forget it, Brother Han. Don't be a fool. You see, I spent all my money to treat you to a drink today. It's better than treating you to a beer can. If there is any way, please help. I really caught up that day, please." You and wedding wine!"

"Damn it! Why didn't you say wait until you two have a son to treat me to the full moon wine?"

"No problem. If you have a son, please!" After saying that, Zhao Hu lit a cigarette for Chu Han again.The waiter in the distance has been staring here.

Seeing Zhao Hu's anxious expression, Chu Han said indifferently: "If you want to talk about chasing girls! First of all, you need to know what she thinks. Do you know?"

Zhao Hu shook his head, "If I knew, I would do it!"

"You don't even know what he's thinking, you're still chasing a P! Look at the broken flowers you bought!" Chu Han pointed at the rose that Li Xiaolu dropped on the table just now. "It's not a waste of money, it's useless! Damn!"

Zhao Hu also felt that Li Xiaolu was not too happy to see the flowers. "Brother Han! Don't be a fool, I really need a military advisor."

"Day! The cigarettes are gone!" Chu Han threw Zhongnanhai's cigarette case on the table. Zhao Hu was very clever and hurried out, bought a box of Zhongnanhai and came back. "Brother Han, you smoke this!"

"For the sake of your seriousness, let me tell you some gossip, but if you know how to grasp it yourself, there is nothing you can do if you don't know how to grasp it, understand?"

"Understand! Understood!" Zhao Hu nodded quickly, his head like a rattle.

"Li Xiaolu is a music student, and she also learns piano. You should cultivate your sentiments in this area. I know that there is no difference between letting you learn piano and driving ducks to the shelves. But you have to understand at least a little bit, even if you don't know piano, you can't play it. , you also need to know some musicians.”

"Andy Lau? Jay Chou?"

"Damn! You're out of your mind! The musicians I'm talking about are not these people, but Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven, you should know. Which country is he from?"

Zhao Hu shook his head stupidly.

"You are so stupid! You don't even know." Chu Han pretended to be helpless and said, "There is a piece of Beethoven that is broadcast in many places now, for example, sometimes you can hear it when you go to the mall. "Silk", you go back and find some information about this week's song, such as the circumstances under which it was written, etc. Then when chatting with Li Xiaolu, you can bring the topic to this, and she will naturally look at you differently."

"It makes sense!" Zhao Hu said excitedly: "Brother Han, you are so strong, how many girls died under your hands! By the way! Which country is that Beethoven from?"

As soon as Chu Han heard the following question, he quickly changed the topic and said, "It's not enough to just know this one. You need to know what kind of boy Li Xiaolu likes. Is it certain that you will succeed if you stalk all day?" In fact, Chu Han didn't He knew which country Beethoven was from, so he hurriedly changed the subject.Zhao Hu didn't ask any more questions.

"I know this!" Zhao Hu was a little excited. "Li Xiaolu likes white, so she should appreciate that kind of pure boy. Like me."

"Are you handsome?"

"handsome!"

"And me?"

"Not as handsome as me!"

"You can tell that you're panicking. Based on this alone, you will definitely be able to meet Li Xiaolu. The charm of a man lies in lying and talking. I think you have a bright future."

"Thank you for the compliment! Thank you for the compliment!" Zhao Hu continued to ask, "Can you teach me anything else?"

"Li Xiaolu's mother is the director of the TV station. She usually pays more attention to the TV station and flatters her in front of her. I don't need to teach you this!"

Zhao Hu scratched his head. "Brother Han! What does flattering have to do with her mother?"

"I'm speechless to you!" Chu Han looked at the stunned Zhao Hu, "Why are you so stupid? I want to say hello to your mother in front of you, are you happy?"

"happy!"

"That's right!" Chu Han knocked on Zhao Hu's head: "You have nothing to do, praise her mother more, make her happy, this is only good for you, there will be no side effects, just listen to me wrong."

"Brother Han! Sure enough!" Seeing that Chu Han's cigarette was gone, Zhao Hu hurriedly took out a lighter and lit it.Seeing that Chu Han had almost finished playing today, it was time to go back. Ye Qiuling was still at home.

"Come here today!" Chu Han stretched. "Go to checkout, see how sincere you are, if you have any questions, come and ask me at any time, and I will solve them for you, and remember to send me some good cigarettes when the time comes!"

"sure!"

Zhao Hu went to the bar to pay the bill.Chu Han was already standing at the door of the coffee shop.Watching the traffic and people coming and going, "Listening to what you have to say is better than reading ten years of books.!" Zhao Hu didn't forget to flatter him before he left.

"Stop talking nonsense! Go and call a taxi for me. I don't have any money to take a taxi. It's very close to my house, and five yuan will do!"

Zhao Hu glanced at Chu Han with incredulous eyes, and the teacher regarded him as No. 1 in ancient and modern times.Sure enough, there is a future.I don't know what kind of students I can teach in the future.

When Chu Han got into the taxi, the driver gave Chu Han a contemptuous look, thinking that he was blackmailing others.Chu Han didn't see that look, he saw that something must have happened, and quarrels were inevitable.

Back home, Chu Han saw that Ye Qiuling's room was tightly closed.The lights were still on.Xiaohua is sleeping on her stomach in the living room.Chu Han knew that Ye Qiuling must be having a hard time, so you tiptoed over and gently opened the door, the scene inside almost made Chu Han bleed, only to hear Ye Qiuling yell and Chu Han fainted on the spot!
(End of this chapter)