Almighty teacher

Chapter 90 The Rooster Lays Eggs, What's the Use of a Woman?

Chu Han: No, it's all in the past.Did Xuanxuan tell you everything?
Liucolormanwu: I told you, the three of us know your story, and I really regret that I once liked you, but now it's over, and I can't forget it even if I want to, so what do you say?

Chu Han: I don't know either!Don't make fun of me, I don't know what to do now.

Liusemanwu: You can't face Ruoxi and Xuanxuan at the same time, right? I can understand your mood at the moment. If it were me, I don't know what to do.Now that things are done like this, let it be.

Chu Han: It’s easy to say it, but how about going with the flow?I still think about Xuanxuan in my heart, but I still can't accept Ruoxi with my heart. Ruoxi is perfect, and I can't even love her wholeheartedly. What love is there?
Liusemanwu: I have never been in love, I don't understand.It's hard for me to say these things.

Chu Han: I also feel that I am sorry for you, I must have made you sad.

Six Color Man Dance: No!Hee hee, we are still friends, right?Let it go.Your feelings are messed up enough, I won't argue with them.

Chu Han: Thank you, Yunting, we are friends no matter what!

Liusemanwu: It's getting late, go to bed early, remember to call me if there is any news, I will do an exclusive interview recently.

Chu Han: No problem.

Seeing that there was nothing worth looking at in the mailbox, he turned off the computer, his stomach growled, and a wisp of fragrance wafted into his nose. Chu Han ran to the kitchen wearing slippers, and saw Ye Qiuling fry a dish, and there was a pot of Preserved egg and meat porridge.

"Miss hasn't eaten yet!" Chu Han said with a smile on his face, "I'll help you taste the saltiness!" After speaking, he took a spoon, made a big spoonful of porridge, and drank it with relish.

Ye Qiuling, who was sitting across from her, gave Chu Han a blank look, "Where did you go crazy all day? You don't even eat dinner, I'm here for supper."

Hearing this, Chu Han suddenly remembered that he was busy with this girl yesterday, and said with a stern face, "You still said, I caught Zheng Guozhong, and he has canceled his complaint against you, you should have heard the news!"

Ye Qiuling's eyes widened, and she said, "I said, why are you so kind! It turned out to be you, tell me! How did you do it? Did you beat him up for me?"

Chu Han blew on the porridge, and said absently, "Why is it so hot!" Who knew that this sentence caused trouble, Ye Qiuling took Chu Han's night, and said excitedly, "Tell me! How did you do it? He Why are you so obedient?"

Chu Han stretched his waist and said, "Nothing was done. I just arrested him and didn't say anything. I slapped him first, and the cannon flew off. Three big teeth and one front tooth were knocked out, and then told Why did he beat him, the phone was given to him, and he knew exactly what to do."

Ye Qiuling asked worriedly: "Will he say that I hired someone to scare him?"

Chu Han stared, pretending to be nervous and said: "I don't know about this, it might be!"

Ye Qiuling, who was originally happy, suddenly felt like a deflated ball. She put down the bowl and almost burst into tears: "What if he complains to me? I won't even think about working in an airline company, and I might even be arrested and go to jail."

Seeing Ye Qiuling's appearance, Chu Han laughed loudly, "Don't worry! You don't have to worry about my work, I told him, if you really don't want to live anymore, you can continue to complain." Then, Chu Han boasted again meeting. "That porridge is good, let's have another bowl." Ye Qiuling obediently served Chu Han the porridge, and then pushed the plate to Chu Han.

Chu Han had almost eaten, and said, "I have something to worry about. I'm full now, and I'm going back to sleep."

Ye Qiuling looked at Chu Han's leftovers. There were many drops on the table, and they were not as clean as Xiao Hua's.Fortunately, the porridge was served in a bowl, if Chu Han were to drink the porridge with the pot in his arms, he might not be able to eat the remaining porridge florets.

Back in the bedroom, Chu Han burst into laughter lying on the bed. It turned out that it was such an interesting thing to fool an impatient little girl.I really answered that sentence: the beauty of a man lies in the daytime ghosts he tells lies; the beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without complaint or regret.

Ye Qiuling is a beautiful enough woman.

While sleeping, he felt someone approaching him. He opened his eyes and found Ye Qiuling crawling into his bed. He rubbed his hands and said, "Chu Han, you really want to help me. If I am complained this time, I will be fired."

Chu Han smiled, and put his hands on Ye Qiuling's chest, "Believe me, I'm right." As he said, he kneaded two things that looked like meat balls.It feels so cool.

Ye Qiuling pushed Chu Han's hand away and said, "Did you listen to me carefully?"

Chu Han rolled over and pressed Ye Qiuling down, and began to kiss Ye Qiuling's face. His hands were not idle, and he quickly took off Ye Qiuling's pajamas, but he couldn't see Ye Qiuling's lower body clearly.

Just when Chu Han was wondering why he couldn't see clearly, someone sang: Dongfanghong, the sun is rising, and China has come out. "Fuck!" Chu Han sat up and cursed: "So he was dreaming!"

After getting dressed, he ate a breakfast worth [-] cents downstairs, and ran to school. This was Chu Han's daily morning exercise.No one called, Chu Han could sleep for a long time, it seemed that he had developed a habit, and if he didn't run this distance in the morning, he would feel uncomfortable. Huang Xiaoli was surprised to see that Chu Han still came so early.

"Have you finished the exam and went to have a picnic with us?" Chu Han sat opposite Huang Xiaoli, flipping through the newspaper casually, Huang Xiaoli said, "I'm not sure yet, I'll ask Li Xin later, if she is going, I will accompany you guys Let's go together, but remember to bring the sleeping bag for us!"

"Take you out to play and prepare tools for you. You think beautifully!" Chu Han said absent-mindedly: "But I advise you to ask Tang Yishuai to bring it for you, he will be very happy."

"Really?" These two words betrayed Huang Xiaoli's heart. It seemed that she wanted to go too, but her mouth was stubborn.

Chu Han said with a smile: "Go and try. I'm not sure. It's Thursday today, so let's prepare. We're leaving on Friday afternoon. I originally planned to skip my classes, but now it looks like it won't work." .I'll leave after class."

Huang Xiaoli began to wait with great anticipation for Tang Yishuai's arrival.

A piece of news in the newspaper caught Chu Han's attention, that roosters can lay eggs too! "Pure nonsense!" Chu Han muttered, "The rooster lays eggs, why do you need a woman!"

Huang Xiaoli seemed to have also read the news, and said dissatisfiedly: "What does a rooster have to do with laying eggs and a woman?"

"Roosters can lay eggs, men can have babies, what use are you women for!" Chu Han said convincingly.

"Men don't have a good thing." Huang Xiaoli herself said that she couldn't beat Chu Han, so she could only run away.When I went out, I bumped into Tang Yishuai, and hurriedly put on a smile and said, "Teacher Tang, Li Xin agrees to have a picnic together, but we don't have a sleeping bag."

Tang Yishuai didn't wait for Huang Xiaoli to finish speaking, and said generously, "I'll be in charge of this, by the way! Do you have Li Xin's phone number?"

Huang Xiaoli knowingly asked, "Why do you want someone's phone number?"

Chu Han curled his lips and muttered, "Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone!"

Tang Yishuai retorted: "Don't take me so superficially, I'm afraid that there will be danger during the picnic, and it's easy to contact if people get separated."

Huang Xiaoli also learned to tease, pretending to be surprised and said: "Picnics are still dangerous! Let's not go!"

Tang Yishuai hurriedly said: "No danger, no danger, I'm here! No danger"

Huang Xiaoli: "Then thank you, Teacher Tang! I'll go first." After speaking, she walked away proudly.

Tang Yishuai walked over to Chu Han's desk to pay money, and said very dissatisfied: "Next time you can choose to be silent when I'm picking up girls. I won't treat you as if you don't exist, please do it, I don't have a girlfriend yet! OK?"

Chu Han pretended to be very innocent and said innocently: "No! I can't hold back if I don't talk, unless you trick your crush into a place where no one is around, you go talk, as long as I'm here, I can't stop talking."

Tang Yishuai was completely at a loss, and said: "If I can deceive no one, it will not be as simple as chatting!"

Chu Han said in admiration: "You are really a man, pure!"

Tang Yishuai: "How do you say it?"

Chu Han: "Do you know the true nature of a hero?"

Tang Yishuai: "I know!"

Chu Han: "The true color of a hero is yellow! Lustful! You deserve to be called a hero!"

After bragging with Tang Yishuai for a while, Chu Han suddenly thought of Sun Changhong who dropped out of school. Where did this mysterious girl go?Why would it disappear without a sound?

Seeing that Chu Han was in a daze, Tang Yishuai asked, "What are you thinking about? Have a spring dream?"

"Let's go!" Chu Han turned on the computer, ignored Tang Yishuai, read a few news, and felt that he was messing around; Li Yuchun's new album is none of my business, and Chen Huilin's pregnancy is not mine.

It's so boring!Simply go for a walk in the school yard.The life of college students is really rich and colorful, and there are quite a few people riding around the campus on small motorcycles.

As he was walking, Chu Han bumped into a boy whose face was covered with blood, and Chu Han felt a little familiar.Walking over to take a look, it turned out to be Lin Daqiang.

Chu Han stepped forward, grabbed Lin Daqiang's hand and asked, "How did this happen?"

Li Daqiang shook off Chu Han's hand, and continued walking towards the dormitory alone.

Chu Han followed from behind, grabbed Lin Daqiang's hand in half, and asked sternly, "I'm talking to you."

(End of this chapter)