Almighty teacher

Chapter 92 The Unlucky Tang Yishuai

Xiaoya is still not used to eating with Chu Han and Zhang Dahai. She usually sees that these two men are very kind and easy to get along with, but when she sits at the same table, she becomes a little shy.

Dahai gently put a peeled shrimp in Xiaoya bowl, Chu Han kept shaking his head and sighing, "Hey! The times are different, I can only drink alone, sad! Sad! This wine is so bad what!"

Zhang Dahai smiled and filled Chu Han with wine, "Why are you complaining there? Actually, I should have told you a long time ago."

"Then why didn't you tell!" Chu Han pretended to be angry and said: "Xiaoya, the sea is fast, you have to be careful in the future, one big and one small, they are quite suitable. Haha"

Xiaoya blushed and said: "Brother Chu, don't talk about me, you don't see a girlfriend, let's have fun together."

Zhang Dahai said: "He has a lot of girlfriends, ignore him and eat."

"What's so good about a girlfriend!" Chu Han began to reason with Zhang Dahai. "All you need is money; your girlfriend will lie to you even if she asks for money. It's not clean; girlfriends are actually unhygienic, and there are not a few men they have experienced. They can fuck at any time; you have to coax and trick your girlfriend to see her mood." Okay. You don’t have to care about who is sleeping next to you in the next minute; but you have to worry about whether your girlfriend’s bed is alone. You can have a sex with a good friend; but the girlfriend is likely to fuck you behind your back Good friends. They all have professional ethics; as a girlfriend, there is almost no professional ethics to speak of. She sold it as soon as she sold it, and she was very honest; her girlfriend stole it and said she didn’t steal it, which is too hypocritical. I won’t compare you with others Customers compare; girlfriends often compare you with other men. Selling your body does not sell your feelings; your girlfriend sells even her feelings. Never make excuses for your selling; your girlfriend always has many excuses to justify her betrayal. See it! This is the so-called girlfriend, it's sad and tiring, it's better to be single."

Xiaoya's face turned red for a while, then paled for a while.Dahai comforted him: "This is the boring man, he is a bit perverted, so ignore him." After speaking, he put another peeled shrimp into Xiaoya's bowl.

Chu Han didn't care about Hai Hai's words, it was just a joke anyway, just be happy.After drinking, Dahai took Xiaoya back to the bar, Chu Han went home alone, his life was so monotonous every day, he even felt crazy.I don't know if Zhao Yi and the others had a good time in H City.

Lying on the bed, he fell asleep in a daze.

In the dream, I fell into a bottomless abyss, my body kept falling, falling, scenes before birth flashed before my eyes, Leng Ruoxi's crying face, Ye Qiuling's leaving back, Xuanxuan fell into a pool of blood, Dong Yunting was shot by a Holding it with a devil's hand, Sun Changhong stood in the distance and looked at him indifferently.struggle!pain!The moment he landed, his mind went blank.Chu Han broke out in a cold sweat, opened his eyes, it was still dark.

Dragging his tired body, Chu Han walked into the bathroom and took a cold shower.I feel much more energetic, and I want to sleep again, but I can't fall asleep anyway.It's only five o'clock in the morning, what can you do?I looked at the news on the Internet, but there was nothing interesting.When I opened the email, it was full of advertisements. Recently, I am too lazy to play games.

Turning around and seeing the mobile phone next to the pillow, it's time to call Zhao Hu and confirm the number of people.

Zhao Hu's dissatisfied voice came from the phone: "Brother Han! What time is it? I'm still dreaming of picking up girls!"

"Get out of your way!" Chu Han leaned against the head of the bed, "How many people did you find? I will charter a car in the afternoon."

"There are 33 students in total." Zhao Hu said in a hazy voice, "You can figure it out yourself. I told them to bring their own sleeping bags. Several students provided tents. Have you figured out where we are going?" ?”

"Let's go to Xishan!" Chu Han said, "Get up quickly, look at your fat body, and you still want to chase Li Xiaolu, hurry up and exercise, it's not me who hit you Li Xiaolu." cut off the phone.

Chu Han looked at the phone and cursed: "Hey! This kid, let's see how I deal with you next time!"

Ye Qiuling didn't come back to sleep, Chu Han looked at the kitchen, there was only instant food in the refrigerator, why not go and buy three steamed buns for [-] cents, pickles and porridge are free.

It might be because of Friday, there were very few students in the school. When Chu Han returned to the office, he saw Huang Xiaoli playing a game against the computer screen, QQ Fighting the Landlord, a game that Chu Han hadn't played before.

"Are you ready this afternoon?" Chu Han sat opposite Huang Xiaoli, "I have contacted the car, and it will leave on time at 03:30 in the afternoon."

Huang Xiaoli stared at the screen and said, "What do you want me to prepare? Isn't Tang Yishuai helping?"

Chu Han: "Then you don't prepare anything? No way! Can you be more active? Halo."

Huang Xiaoli: "Someone prepares for me. Is it not a repetition if I prepare again? Did you make a mistake?"

"There's nothing I can do with a woman like you!" Chu Han turned on the computer and browsed the news of the day, and Ye Qiuling called.

"What's the matter?" Chu Han answered the phone and asked, "Did you sleep well sooner or later?"

Leng Ruoxi said in a low voice: "Chu Han, don't wait for me about the picnic. I have to attend a big meeting today."

Chu Han paused and said, "That's fine! I'll go out with you to play some other day."

Leng Ruoxi: "Aren't you angry? I didn't intentionally let you go. It's something temporary."

Chu Han smiled and said, "It's okay! Don't think too much about it, let's go out another day."

After hanging up the phone, Huang Xiaoli asked mockingly, "What's the matter? Is someone not going there temporarily? I think your idea is not fun. I was also kicked out of the shelves."

"Shut up!" Chu Han was dizzy, "You don't have to go if you don't want to, it just saved Tang Yishuai's money."

Huang Xiaoli: "Who said I won't go"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Chu Han finished class half an hour early, and there were three buses parked outside the school gate, and Xiao Hei was in charge of the cars.If you want to visit the West Mountain, you can only go halfway up the mountain at most, and you have to climb up the road step by step by yourself.

Zhao Hu notified more than 30 people by text message: gather at the school gate.

Lao Duan stood in the office, watched the students go outside, and shook his head helplessly: "I'm old! I'm old! It's nice to be young."

Tang Yishuai wandered around Huang Xiaoli and Li Xin, and Chu Han squinted his eyes in a leisurely manner.After walking for about an hour, the car stopped.

Tang Yishuai pointed to the way up the mountain, and said to the students: "The next way, you have to climb up by yourself."

"Handsome guy, help me carry my bag!" A female classmate walked up to Tang Yishuai, handed Tang Yishuai her backpack and said, "I'll treat you to McDonald's when I go back, okay?"

Tang Yishuai rolled his eyes and said, "Help me carry my bag, how about I treat you to McDonald's and KFC when I go back?"

The female student carried her bag back in a self-defeating way.

"Zhao Hu, Ding Xiaodou, you two go to the back of the team." Chu Han arranged: "The other students follow me, don't get separated, and try to go to the lakeside tonight. Maybe you can catch a few more in the evening." fish to eat."

Kids who grew up in the city never caught <. ))))≦.This is also the first time I have run so far. Hearing that there are interesting things, everyone seems to be very motivated.But after climbing for less than half an hour, they were all discouraged.Chu Han could only keep encouraging and cheering him up. It was a short journey, but he climbed until the sun went down to reach the lake.

Taking advantage of the setting sun, Chu Han hurriedly called everyone to light the fire.As expected of high technology now, a few students actually took out their laptops and other things, and sat on the ground, refusing to move.

Chu Han was so suffocated in his heart that he knew that he would call some buddies who were about his own age, and he could play whatever he wanted when he came out.This has to serve these little bastards.One is lazier than the other.

During the whole process, Tang Yishuai kept walking around Li Xin, causing the students to cast contemptuous glances frequently.

After Chu Han tried his best, he finally persuaded these little bastards. After finding dry wood to light the fire, the students all took out their own food, ham sausage, compressed biscuits, and milk.

Tang Yishuai took out a fishing net from his bag. This kind of fishing net is placed in the river, especially at night. By the lake, Chu Han tied three big logs into a raft and accompanied Tang Yishuai Put the fishing net into the water.

Zhao Hu directed the boys to set up tents on the shore and look for dry firewood.After everything was settled, Chu Han also felt sore from exhaustion.Tang Yishuai suggested holding a show around the fire.After playing for less than 5 minutes, they all yelled to go to sleep. Chu Han looked at Tang Yishuai and said viciously, "You suggested to play, you should be energetic. You should watch the night in the first half of the night!"

What else did Tang Yishuai want to say!Huang Xiaoli said: "Teacher Tang keeps watch at night, everyone can rest assured to sleep."

Chu Han chuckled, feeling Huang Xiaoli was so cute for the first time.Said loudly: "There must be big fish tomorrow morning, I invite everyone to eat fish, the freshest wild fish."

(End of this chapter)