Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 142 They Are All Bastards
While the women were laughing heartily, He Min led the man and walked towards them again.

Glancing at them, he said airily: "What are you laughing at? You have never seen the world's life. You are in a poor mountain valley, and you can still laugh poorly. You are about to cry poorly."

Someone got angry and said: "You also live in a poor mountain village. Don't think that flying on a branch becomes a phoenix, and a pheasant is a pheasant. This is not human."

Someone then said: "You lost your money, and you didn't earn it to enjoy it now. What's the air?"

Someone even said: "Couldn't it be possible to catch up with him a long time ago! Who can keep up with the big family after going out for half a month!"

He Min raised his head and raised his nose: "Huh... everyone is just like you, living a poor life, yet being poor and happy!"

Yang Qingping sang a song there:

How many good couples are there?
have a few good families
Everyone wants to have a good time

Every family has its cupboard
some have no money
some are emotionless
no money but feelings

poor poor happy

money but no emotion
rich rich sad

Rarely rich and affectionate

Some are warm and lustful
make a good family
messed up

if you want to have a good time

You can't be dishonest

don't rely on having money
it hurt a good feeling
no money but feelings

poor poor happy

money but no emotion
rich rich sad

Rarely rich and affectionate

Some are warm and lustful
make a good family
messed up

if you want to have a good time

You can't be dishonest

don't rely on having money
it hurt a good feeling
As soon as they finished listening, they clapped their hands and praised Yang Qingping for being so right.

This made He Min and that person very embarrassed, pointing their noses and yelling: "Yang Qingping, don't be too complacent, living in poverty and wanting to sing is really poor."

Zhou Yi was so angry that the two goldfish eyes were about to fall off, and He Min ate two fish tails together.

Pointing to the eye to warn: "Don't go too far, your good times don't last long, so be careful what you say, now I can beat you at will, but I used to hold you back for the sake of my second brother, don't be shy in front of me, be careful with your front teeth."

He Min looked at this terrifying face, there were two palms printed on her face, the pain was so hot that she didn't even dare to speak out.

Zhou Yi turned around, hugged his daughter-in-law into his arms again, and said, "That's all you have left now, you're a little one in my arms."

Yang Qingping curled her lips and said, "Don't think that I can be bullied when I am young, I will be angry."

He said: "I won't bully you, it's too late to hurt you! But you have a bigger temper when you are young, and you always scold me. You are wronged."

The two were flirting, and everyone said: "Don't be intimate here, go home and take your time."

Unconvinced, he said, "You are the ones who ran over here and ruined our good deeds."

Everyone was quiet, and Yang Qingping didn't shy away from idleness, and raised her hand to pluck off his short beard in Haikou.

Now Yang Qingping is not in the same size as him, half taller than her, she said: "You said that people are rich, do you cook turtle soup for every meal, or turtles, and turtles, including sea turtles.

Fried, fried, grilled, this way of eating is delicious.No wonder some people are so jealous! "

Everyone was puzzled and asked: "Mr. Yang, are you talking about the names of the dishes?"

Zhou Yi told them: "It's the name of the dish. There are quite a few names. It's just one thing. No matter how you call it, it's a bastard, and a living bastard."

He Minqi stood up all over and was furious, and said to his front teeth: "You dare to call me a bastard, but you are the bastards, poor bastards."

Seeing He Min's angry look, everyone laughed at her in their hearts. She is a bastard.

Zhou Yi ignored her, and only said to his daughter-in-law: "Look, there are quite a few people picking up and scolding these years, and they lie down and get scolded. You said this person's brain was crushed by the door, or he was kicked by the donkey."

Yang Qingping only looked up at the man and said: "One string in my head is wrong, anyway, if you want to be scolded, you will scold to the end."

Turning around and scolding He Min: "If you stay far away, I thought you had run into a ghost during the day!

I didn't think about it until night, and the ghost didn't go to work at all!Seeing a human ghost, he was frightened, but when he got closer, he looked like a human.

That face has turned into a monkey's butt, just acting as a beauty coke in a basin, at most a big mother, why are you pretending to be tender!
Wearing this on, I thought you were going to the funeral. Who in your family passed away and brought a toad, be careful there is a baby toad named bastard!
And that appearance is really suitable for playing Qin Terracotta Warriors and Horses!The two of you are right together, the tree will fall when the tree sees it, the dog will jump when the dog sees it, the chicken will fly when the chicken sees it, and the ghost will look sad when it sees it.

oops!You'd better not come out at night, I'm timid, I'm afraid of meeting a face like you, it's really unique, there is no other semicolon in this family. "

"Haha... Yang, you really have a way of swearing, you don't use a single dirty word."

"No wonder Zhou Laosan said that it is not easy for her to swear. I heard it today and admire it."

"It's good to scold, but the He family is also difficult to deal with. They can scold people very well."

Zhou Yi interjected: "If you praise her, I will be scolded again, but Mrs. He is no match for my wife, and they are half a step behind in scolding her."

Yang Qingping said, "I won't scold you now, I just scold some shameless things."

He didn't believe that one day she wouldn't be Yang Qingping if she didn't scold her, she just twitched her lips and smiled.

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