Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 153 Teasing Jianghu Taoists
They quarreled and went out of the street, and they were on their way back to Xiayao Village.

Under a big locust tree, many people gathered, and they also gathered to watch the excitement.

There is a man wearing a green preaching crown, a green cloth robe, white socks and green shoes, and a slanted sword behind his back. His face is like black gold paper, black and bright, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a beard with sideburns.

Beside him is a white cloth sail, with five large characters written on it: Divine Fortune Teller Wu Tianshi.

It was a Taoist priest who set a table here for fortune-telling, and there was a woman in her thirties who was looking for him.

After all, he was a fortune-teller, and he showed the woman seriously. After a while, he stroked his beard and sighed: "Madam, you have a catastrophe in your life! Hey..." He sighed deeply again.

When the woman heard this, she thought to herself: This Taoist is really accurate. I think I have been in my husband's family for more than ten years, but I haven't given him an heir yet. When I ask him, how can I conceive an heir? Husband and family.

She said it all: "You tell me the truth. I have been married to my husband's family for 15 years, but I haven't left a man and a woman for him. Can this catastrophe be broken?"

The Taoist pinched his beard, and saw that he stretched out his right hand, stretched his fingers, and muttered words in his mouth, which others couldn't understand.

He glanced at the woman and said in a heavy tone, "This one is a bit difficult to break!"

When the woman heard the words, she cried and begged: "Master Taoist, please help me, you can do whatever you want."

When the Taoist heard this, he smiled slightly and said, "There is a way to help you with this, to ensure that you can conceive an heir."

Like a ray of light, she happily asked: "You tell me quickly, and I will do it."

Seeing her pleading, the Taoist drew a sticker, handed it to her, and distributed: "Take this sticker and stick it on the head of the bed. It will guarantee that you will conceive a child within a month."

The woman accepted the talisman happily, and the Taoist asked for two taels of silver, but she begged her son for it, and gave him the money without blinking. She happily took the talisman home, hoping to be a mother soon.

As soon as the woman left, another ugly girl sat down, with yellow hair and pockmarked face.Two short eyebrows, a pair of triangular eyes, a bulbous nose, a thunderous mouth, and yellow teeth, extremely dirty.

Said to the Taoist priest: "Taoist priest, please show me, I am twenty-five years old this year, and I have not yet found a husband's family, please calculate for me, when will I be able to marry.

The man I am looking for is someone with eyes like a phoenix, a nose like a pillar, wide lips and a square mouth, and a figure over seven feet long. "

When the Taoist saw it, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and said: "Your life is very good, you don't need to look at it, you can get married when you go back, let's go!"

When she left, the Taoist stroked his chest and mourned: "Looking like this, I should tell a fortune to a ghost. It scared me to death."

Many people came to show him one after another, some gave talismans, some gave pills, and they were all happy to exchange money for talismans.

Yang Qingping had never done this fortune-telling, and wanted to try it, but if it worked, she poked Zhou Yi and said, "You said he was quite accurate, why don't we try it too."

He and his wife said in detail: "That's a charlatan, you must not believe it, he specializes in doing some improper things, it seems that if they don't come back, these traitors are going to make trouble again."

Liar, Yang Qingping has a plan in mind, and said to Zhou Yi: "Wait for me to play with him first, and then beat him up later."

Before Zhou Yi could stop her, she had already sat down, and he sighed: This is going to be paralyzing.

Going closer to protect his daughter-in-law, Yang Qingping sat opposite, and the Taoist priest asked impatiently without raising his head, "Ma'am, you have something to settle."

Yang Qingping didn't answer him, but raised her head to see that this girl had a beautiful face, like a lotus fairy descending to earth, she couldn't help swallowing.

She asked with a perverted look: "How old is the girl this year, do you want marriage, or..."

Yang Qingping glanced at him, curled her lips and said, "You are a fortune-teller, and you still ask me these things. Are you a fortune-teller or me? It's true, don't you know how to read a fortune?"

The Taoist grinned and bared his front teeth, drooling, and said, "Your face is too wealthy, it's not good-looking, let's check your palm first!"

Without her permission, he took Yang Qingping's hand with one hand and went over to caress it non-stop.

She understands, shallow rules, I will play with you later.

The Taoist refused to let go, and she withdrew her hand and replied, "You can't figure it out. I don't know how old I am. I heard from my mother that when she gave birth to me, she landed with the little ox at home. Now the little ox I've become a cow, but I haven't left the cabinet yet."

The Taoist smiled and said, "Don't worry about it. I have a magic talisman and an elixir here. I guarantee that you will have a good husband if you are hit. But the elixir will take effect immediately, and it will cost ten taels of silver."

He handed it into Yang Qingping's hands and told her to eat the elixir immediately, which she did.

She got up and left with her things, but was entangled by the Taoist priest, "You haven't paid me yet!"

Yang Qingping turned to look at him and said, "You want money!"

He replied: "Of course you need money. There is no free fortune telling in this world."

She said, "Are you telling a fortune? You can't even tell my life, and you dare to ask for money."

The Taoist priest was angry: "You took the magic talisman and ate my elixir, you must pay."

Yang Qingping raised her lips and said with a smile: "I don't want the magic talisman anymore. I've already eaten the elixir. I need the money to burn it to you on Qingming Festival next year." She threw the paper talisman on the ground.

When Zhou Yi heard that she had eaten the elixir, he was as anxious as a corpse, and said: "You spit out the elixir quickly, you can't eat it!"

Yang Qingping said disapprovingly, "It's been digested after eating, and I can't spit it out. The taste is not bad."

The angry lion with his angry face distorted looked at the Taoist priest, and hit him with a big chestnut, bruising his nose and swollen face.

(End of this chapter)