Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 48 Superb Acting Skills
The two walked into the fabric shop hand in hand, and the young man came to greet the customers: "Please, please, see if there is any suitable material!"

There were other people in the shop, and when they saw them, they asked, "Excuse me, are you two..." That is to say, Yang Qingping is too fat, and there is a handsome man around him, and he treats her very well.

Zhou Yi hurriedly introduced, "This is my mother..."

Not as quick as Yang Qingping, "My mother, this is my son, look at how handsome my son is!"

She didn't want to hear people boast that she met a good man, and that godly stick couldn't afford to mess with him, so she took advantage of him.

"Oh! This lady is really blessed, she gave birth to a good son! This handsome man is such a good son!"

"Oh! Ma'am, your son is married, can you introduce a wife for you?"

"That's right, our village! There are so many good girls, why don't you introduce me to them?"

Seeing such a handsome guy, women like it, and Yang Qingping dresses him up when he goes out, he must be a handsome guy.

She laughed when she heard it: "Sisters, thank you very much. My son is married and my granddaughter is four years old."

"Oh! That's it! You are really lucky, your granddaughter is also very beautiful! Are you engaged?"

It's a pity that someone knew her, glanced over and said, "Isn't this Yang Qingping who married into Shangyao Village? The person next to her is her husband. What kind of mother-child relationship, you can believe what this shrew says."

"What, Yang Qingping, she... is Yang Qingping?"

"Is it Yang Qingping who was abandoned by County Magistrate Zhang? Yang Qingping who has been pestering County Magistrate Zhang?"

"It's her, you see, it's her, that fat woman Yang Qingping!"

As soon as people hear about this celebrity, it's like seeing evil spirits. She has a bad reputation, so stay away.

There is also getting to know her, this panic is a bit too much, don't worry about it, she also imitated people with a scary expression and said: "Ouch! The Yang Qingping you mentioned is a shrew, fat and ugly, I don't want to know her. what!
I heard that she specializes in beating people, and she is very powerful. One day I meet her, and I might be beaten too. My heart is thumping with fear. "

Spraying himself is merciless, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

It seems that they are already a little convinced, and added another knife: "Although I am also obese, I am not like the shrew Yang Qingping, I always eat a lot of duck heads.

Look at A Niu from the East Village, A Gou from the West Village, Lao Zhang from the South Village, and Lao Li from the North Village. They are single dogs crowded into a commune, but they are still waiting for me to find a matchmaker, but they are busy!
Over the years, I have managed many matchmakers for Yuelao.You can come to me if you have any marriage affairs that you can't handle, as long as I get out there, there is no marriage that can't be done.

My matchmaker courtesy is not high, a duck can send me away, I am a well-known super matchmaker from far away, my home is in Dinggalangdangbalulongdong village, remember!
When I went out for a walk, many men and women got married by mistake, so they rushed back to deal with it. This matchmaker is really busy. "She picked out the fabric and paid for it immediately, and pulled Zhou Yi out. Those who knew her were stunned, and her mouth was too bragging.

The bragging mode is realistic. Generally, matchmakers are fatter. They say that there is nothing, and that there is nothing. She acts like this.

Zhou Yi couldn't believe her eloquence, and asked her, "What village did you just mention?"

"I don't remember talking nonsense with my eyes open. This is called lying without drafting. Let's go!" The two of them went to buy oil and salt and then they could go home and buy some odds and ends for their daughter.

"Then why don't you let me introduce you and take advantage of me." He was not convinced.

"Brother, I didn't bring a basin today, so you can introduce it to me next time you pick a bucket!" She didn't want to be spit on, because Yang Qingping's reputation was so popular that she didn't dare to take it.

At a loss, she asked, "What do you mean?" The words that came out of her mouth gave people a headache.

She didn't explain too much, this line was borrowed again and there was a charge, so let's buy something first!

Now that the task is completed, I can go home. I was walking and bumped into a person with a plate in his hand. (Bang) The plate broke.

Regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not, the man sat down on the beach, like crying a grave: "Ouch! My father! The plate is broken. It was handed down from eighteen generations of ancestors. When it reached my grandfather's grandfather, it was passed on to my grandfather, and then to my grandfather." Grandpa, then to my dad, and then to me.

But I didn't expect it to be gone in my hands today, I'm sorry to all the ancestors!Up to now it is worth 100 taels of silver!Ah... wow..."

People heard the crying and gathered around to watch the excitement. They knew this person and discovered Yang Qingping.

It's hard to say who will win or lose when these two meet, they are all demons in people's hearts. "I see how he took the money this time. This kind of person is a scoundrel who specializes in extorting money from others. Now that he meets a shrew like Yang Qingping, can a scoundrel and a shrew make any sense?"

"This kind of person should be beaten. Let's just wait for Yang Qingping to deal with him! Teach him a lesson."

Zhou Yi didn't bother to talk about it, and dragged Yang Qingping on the way. This man hugged his legs and refused to let him go, and he played tricks on them: "If you don't have 100 taels of silver today, don't even think about leaving, you lose money..."

Zhou Yi warned him: "Don't take even a penny, don't play around with this skill, and be careful with your front teeth."

He couldn't listen to it, and cried even louder: "My father! My son is ashamed of you. He broke the plate you left, and now he doesn't want to lose money. It's really unreasonable..."

If you cling on and don't let go, this is really touching. It's shameless to ask for money. The magic height is one foot higher.

Yang Qingping sifted two packs of medicine into her stomach from the basket, lay down in the man's arms and shouted: "Catch the gangster, molested..."

He clasped his stomach with both hands and shouted: "Ouch! My child, take me to the doctor quickly, it may be about to give birth, and if it is later, there may be more than one dead body, ouch...It hurts me to death..."

Zhou Yi didn't know what kind of play she was playing at all. He wanted to beat that person up, but was destroyed.

"Just watch me being bullied by hooligans, and I'm still pregnant with your child. If I don't do it, I'll be dead." Shouting at Zhou Yi.

Everyone didn't understand what she said: "What did you say, there are more than one dead body..."

"Ouch! The doctor said, I am pregnant with multiple babies. If they all give birth safely, it will be more than 100 taels! Each child is raised until they go out to earn money, and it will be more than 100 taels a year! Oops!

Xianggong, our child, it hurts so much!Mother, I'm sorry for you, children, I died in vain without letting you see the light! "She can pinch that rogue while shouting, let you touch porcelain.

This acting is top-notch!It hurts that person to be screwed. Regardless of the plate, he pushed Yang Qingping away, brushed his legs and ran away.

Zhou Yi pulled her up, patted the dust for her, and took out two packs of medicine from his stomach and put them down. The passer-by couldn't believe it, "This is okay."

Yang Qingping pointed and cursed, "If you want to touch porcelain, you don't even look at who it is. This so-called magic is one foot tall and one foot high. Fighting with me is a little tender."

(End of this chapter)